All the girls on Tinder are landwhales ?

bsutansalt · 2019-11-04T16:50:20+00:00

You should be getting some kind of social media from them to check up on their pictures and to make sure they're not batshit crazy. And NEVER EVER bring them to your place early on. Failing to follow these two rules of thumb are how you get yourself into a bunny boiler situation.

PencesElectrician · 2019-11-04T06:16:56+00:00

A few comments on this

1) Tinder is awful. Basically most girls on there get a barrage of dicks and unless you’re in the top 10% you won’t get the light of day from the most attractive ones. I’ve had way better luck with Bumble.

2) Watch out for smoke and mirrors - If you see no photos of them boobs down, odds are they’re a fatty. If you never see them smile, odds are they have bad teeth. If they’re only posting photos of them with their friends, they’re probably the ugly one. Everyone gets burned by smoke and mirror profiles but it’s a learning experience, and make sure you SWIPE LEFT on anything that doesn’t pass the smell test.

3) If you’re swiping right on everything, STOP. Reset your account and actually evaluate each girl. Rambo swiping tricks the algorithm into think you’re a bot and your profile won’t get exposed to as many women and especially not to the most attractive ones.

Good luck!

FiveStarTendieDinner · 2019-11-04T04:25:42+00:00

Without question, yes.

vullnet123 · 2019-11-04T04:37:05+00:00

Just gotta be able to tell from pictures. Last girl I went out with from tinder was actually better looking in person, just batshit insane

INNASKILLZ2K18 · 2019-11-04T12:00:57+00:00

The amount of inauthentic women far outnumbers the authentic.

You get used to it and see right through it after a while. The 'all face, no body' girls, the soft filter and blemish free girls, the fucking retarded girls, and a huge spike recently in the snap chat filter girls.

Like seriously. How does having a fucking dog nose and ears make a girl appealing?

IMO, Tinder and dating apps have taken a nosedive. I'm an attractive guy who lays most women I try in real life, so it isn't a cope.

Seriously, get off Tinder and learn real life game. That's where the fun is. At least I know I'm fully physically attracted to them from the start.

MR_SKINNYPENIS69 · 2019-11-04T07:26:21+00:00

It's obvious to me just from a face shot who is and isn't a fatty. Learn to recognise the signs. Overweight women are good at using filters and perspective to hide it, but there are always clues you can pick up on.

As an aside, it's funny how most people hide their flaws on Tinder. I'm a fit gym guy now, but I use old photos where I'm skinny. I do this because one time I didn't think about what I was putting on there, and when I turned up to a date she was clearly very surprised and a little flustered at how much better I looked in person (she literally told me she wasn't expecting someone who looked as good as I did). I really enjoyed it, so now I actively use old photos where I have lower SMV so I can surprise girls with how much better I look irl. It's a nice reversal of the norm and I've found it leaves a GREAT first impression on them and helps me get a first date lay a lot more easily.

Hungboy6969420 · 2019-11-04T06:28:11+00:00

Yup. I think the 80/20 rule applies here too. A good rule of thumb is if she was actually hot/interesting, she either already has a boyfriend/her FBs or she's in the club. You can still find the latter on Tinder sometimes, but why would you? She's right there. Tinder is done.

Gordon-G · 2019-11-04T06:25:37+00:00

Always subtract at least 2 pts from her profile pictures. When you meet the first time they never look as good, ever, guaranteed. So if you think she is decent like a 6 or 7, when you meet her she will likely be below average.

Yashugan00 · 2019-11-04T10:12:34+00:00

" she showed me her tinder, she have 700 matches and ton of good looking guys messaging her, she told me i'm lucky she went at my appartment"

bwahahaha... oh boy, I'm in tears

ChadTheWaiter100 · 2019-11-04T10:20:32+00:00

I just saw a Tinder profile for a girl who only put in her caption "Fatter in person." I almost swiped right just because she was being honest. Yet, I did not because she was still fat.

HaroldTFinch · 2019-11-04T10:42:14+00:00

With Tinder, the landwhales are in the USA by far.

Mental issues, USA.

Heavy in colored hair, piercings and tattoos? Yes, USA.

Bad outfit? USA.

Having a profile where they want you to have your act together while they look like crap with a couple kids? USA.

Me/You demand list with 6' height + for all SMV? USA

When a woman's magazine discusses body types they now need to put in spherical and put that next to hourglass.

For the USA, Miami, New York, DC, Dallas, much in California or Colorado has a better chance with women not spherical shaped. I'm not at every city but I noticed these.

Europe they are more in shape or honest with the fotos. Just there in two countries. Legit.

Colombianas are experts at foto manipulation but usually look much better on average anyway. Obsessed with having that flat stomach. So, they have shape and that shape isn't looking like a planet.

In general Latin America is much better than USA. And, when you add in the things other than looks, I'll generally take any Latin or Euro over a USA woman.

TheCiph3r · 2019-11-04T08:37:41+00:00

Funny that my last two Tinder experience are girls who look better in person than their profile, mostly mirror selfies and no bikini pics. I swiped right because I was horny af those days, turned out I got more than I wanted.

Tinder is a hit or miss game. Use it but make sure it’s not just your main way of meeting women

MattyAnon · 2019-11-04T13:41:52+00:00

she have 700 matches and ton of good looking guys messaging her,

Based on her fake picture, yes.

Girls show their best sides in photos, always. Even if that photo is 10 years old and 30 pounds lighter.

It's irrational but works for them in the short term: better pics = more validation. More validation = better guys, right? This works great at the level of makeup, but works terribly at the level of Tinder where the reality doesn't meet the presentation.

I feel like tinder is basically for above average guys who wants to fuck ugly or low quality girls with no efforts

Exactly.

Redditorsheaven · 2019-11-04T15:39:17+00:00

Why there are so many fucking beta guys overvaluing these ugly bitches ? What is this syndrome called ?

battlebrothercain · 2019-11-04T14:33:40+00:00

It's funny with the trend of dating apps is that 3/10 girls think they're 9/10 because the validation they get

casemodz · 2019-11-04T06:10:27+00:00

Ask for recent picture before meeting. If she doesn't want to, onto the next.

And yes...I started swiping right on everything because it's a waste of time to look at each profile for a long time when most won't match anyway...all I get are fatties. I'm pretty good looking too, not to toot my own horn.

100% agree. In person is the way to go 100000% better. Even a cashier at the gas station is better.

All my tinder dates were messed up in one way or another. Not even worth it but its easy I guess.

Arnoux · 2019-11-04T07:09:48+00:00

No. In eastern europe. I’ve fucked a lot of slim bithces from tinder. Yes there are some fatties but they are minority luckily. I even got a family because of tinder. My partner is still slim as fuck after giving birth.

MrAnderzon · 2019-11-04T15:07:36+00:00

If you can't see the clavicles she's fat

The clavicles don't lie

Don_Draper27 · 2019-11-04T17:33:19+00:00

From my experience Tinder works well for guys with great looks. If you don't look like a model you won't have the best luck.

Also, there's a few things you can do to better confirm if she's a fatty or not.

• If she only has pictures of herself from her boobs up, she's a fatty. If a girl has a nice body, she WILL flaunt it (bikini pics, tight or short clothing styles).

• Check out her Instagram. If her last body shot was from 2017 she's a fatty.

nidham21 · 2019-11-04T12:51:43+00:00

Video chat 🤔

__TheDon__ · 2019-11-04T13:09:51+00:00

100% agree with you. Chicks are great in angles, and filters. Also don’t forget the make up. I prefer day game over tinder by a mile. Once you get over approach anxiety, it becomes extremely fun, and the rush becomes addicting.

Garathon · 2019-11-04T06:05:52+00:00

In the US I guess it is. In countries where that's not the average you mostly find they're like their pictures.

Neymars_Lawyer_AMA · 2019-11-04T11:55:06+00:00

Theres no way a girl was 90 kg and you didnt notice it it the pictures.

Kn31 · 2019-11-04T12:01:36+00:00

Idk depending where you are and what you look like. In a big city no. And Tinder's algo is important too. If you're too picky or women find you unattractive you'll only see and match ugly girls. Ya there are fatties and uglies but it's not hard to find a few decent plates from those apps.

PhaedrusHunt · 2019-11-04T14:47:54+00:00

I just looked back. In my days on tinder I banged 7 or 8 women.

There was one 10, two 9s, three or four 6-7, and one fatty. Fatty was upfront about it and actually a great fuck. Did it because I'd never banged a fatty. Gave fantastic head and I could actually pound that ass in a way normal girls can't handle.

I have high SMV and live in a college town.

For dating apps, Bumble has the best looking women but they are aggressive.

Tinder is trash but good for plates. BUT, there are a FEW women there for dating that are OK. They usually are sheltered and clueless to what a fuckfest it is out there, and they aren't on for long. I met a really cute Latina girl who was about 19, nice family, was looking for an LTR and marriage eventually, and genuinely seemed clueless that it's a hookup app. Like the idea of a ONS or FWB was beyond her. I had a nice time with her but moved on sans escalation.

OKC actually has the best interface and question system to set up good matches, and the best variety of selection. They have more questions to answer, and you can see the answers, so you can actually figure out what kind of girl you're meeting.

Think of apps just like different bars or settings you'd go to. Tinder is the grind on the dancefloor bar. Bumble is the martini bar. OKC is the school cafeteria. You might meet a girl that invites you to church, or you might meet one that blows you in the bathroom.

Anyway, just treat them like places you stick your head in for a minute, look around, and move on if it ain't poppin.

In the meantime, if the girl doesn't have even one body pic? She's fat.

Staticfloor627 · 2019-11-04T14:48:35+00:00

Ive pulled a FEW HB8s from tinder and a fair amount of 7s. My ex LTR was from Tinder (lesson learned haha). Since dumping her I've had a lot of matches but only like 5 actually plate worthy. I have 3 as plates still and I had ONS with the other 2.

helterskelter1988 · 2019-11-04T14:52:27+00:00

I’ve found necks, ankles and knees to be good indicators of a woman’s fat level. The thinner, the more likely she’s not a catfish.

If I only see a face, I assume she is.

SirAttackHelicopter · 2019-11-04T18:28:04+00:00

This reminds me of the study done a few years ago about the three most popular dating sites. The question was "is this person 'above average' in looks?" The study showed that men had been voting about 50% of women as 'above average' in looks, whereas women had been voting about 20% of men were above average in looks. This data shows just how much of a reality disparity there is when it comes to women who use social media in general. Yes, there are edge cases where a very small subset of men display the same behavior as well as a very small subset of women who do NOT display this behavior.

However the data doesn't lie because the behavior in women results in exactly what you are experiencing: a false sense of higher value towards themselves as well as an extreme sense of devaluing towards men. So comments like "you are lucky I showed up to your appt" is textbook.

stro85 · 2019-11-04T19:19:03+00:00

I’m here in Dubai right now and do so much traveling because of my job and the women here are unreal. Tinder in the US is garbage. Hong Kong, Bahrain, Munich, Milan, Rome, Rio de Janeiro, Bogotá, Sydney are all epic.

Spaghetti1776 · 2019-11-04T21:35:56+00:00

Girls that have to use tinder are generally low quality.

BusterVadge · 2019-11-04T12:08:22+00:00

Why are you fishing for prize winning catches in the sewer? All you're gonna pull out is turds.

Narcissist456 · 2019-11-04T09:15:10+00:00

Tinder is garbage. The women on there are mostly garbage (i.e., catfish, insane, delusional, etc.), with very few exceptions.

319Skew · 2019-11-04T14:38:07+00:00

I've posted this before but it's worth saying again.

Tinder is used for validation, getting IG followers and an ego boost. It's where each girl starts to feel like she's a 9 or 10 because she's got thousands of matches and hundreds of messages.

I honestly don't think that anything really matters on it. You can be rich, built and connected and you're still one of dozens of orbiting dicks feeding her ego.

These women are usually mentally damaged, have baggage, ugly or boring and due to the fact that they are constantly praised by thirsty cucks. Each one thinking she deserves to marry a prince, be fucked by a star and treated like a goddess despite working at McDonalds and living with 3 cats when not studying for her genders studies class in community college.

Can you get laid? Sure. You can also find a nutritional meal in a dumpster, but why would you look?

Cold approach is where it's at because you can qualify her, see her live at her best/worst and if she's attractive instead of her the hundreds of betas hitting her up, you are competing with the dozens of potential alpha that are approaching.

GuyWithThePizza · 2019-11-04T16:42:17+00:00

The question you need to ask yourself is “what kind of quality woman doesn’t have guys hit on her irl and orbiters chasing her and has to resort to online dating to find a guy?” Most women on there are meth addicts, tatted up skanks, and entitled single moms.

cafeitalia · 2019-11-04T13:20:44+00:00

Those that are going on a date with you are apparently landwhales. Those that decided not to match you definitely are not.

006rbc · 2019-11-04T13:51:26+00:00

They've got the "angles"

aDrunkenWhaler · 2019-11-04T14:22:05+00:00

A couple of years back when I was using it I met a tight hb8 18yr old, around 50kg, which looked exactly like in her photos. Took less than 1h to fuck. A few weeks later I met a hb3 landwhale that in photos looked like the chick from wolf of wall street, easily a hb9. Took me 30 min to make an excuse and bounce, which was about 29 min and 50 sec too long.
I also fucked a chubby hb6, which looked like a hb8 in photos, and slim. It was meh but she was cute and had huge tits. Depends on circumstances, location, luck.

kayra-han · 2019-11-04T14:30:49+00:00

Yes, Tinder Girls suck.

One girl was looking like a 9 with perfect curves on her Instagram.
In real life she was a bit thick. Not ugly tho. Luckily i prefer thick women.
Had 3-4 dates with her and she got too clingy. I got turned off by that and ended it.

The other looked very tanned and had a latina vibe on her pics, in real life she had the orange skin tone of donald trump and very puffy lips (not in a good way.).

The rare attractive ones turn out to be very stupid.
Once I had thought that i found the perfect girl looks wise but her personality was such a huge turn off the looks weren't worth it.
She was like a toddler in the body of a 20 year old. eww.

1amrocket · 2019-11-04T16:07:49+00:00

From UK here, typically if a girl is pretty in the photos she's pretty good in real life. Obviously if she has only face pictures she's fat, swipe left.

Fuktiga_mejmejs · 2019-11-04T17:20:36+00:00

Tinder has an elo system xD

PreEntertain · 2019-11-04T18:13:31+00:00

I hate the lies and the deception. Yeah, its important to use your best photo, but it has to be truly representative of your appearance.

I had to leave POF because of that. I chose a meetup with a girl who legit didn't look fat, and I instructed her to meet me outside in front of a particular store. I pulled up to the spot we had discussed and she was easily 100 lbs heavier than her picture depicted.

I drove away and did not return any texts.

seducter · 2019-11-04T18:45:52+00:00

I logged in recently and there's girls using the same pictures I recognized from like 4 years ago.

EvelynnSpoiler · 2019-11-04T19:38:56+00:00

Only on Western tinder

sebastianconcept · 2019-11-04T22:09:43+00:00

Not sure what happened in my case but it feels like the quality of them women went down and their already inflated expectations went up.

Instagram in the other hand is slightly better.

Face to face real life is the best tho

linkofinsanity19 · 2019-11-05T00:11:27+00:00

It all depends on where you live. I lived in OK, one of the fattest states and lived in a small town and easily 65-70% of women were land whales. However few tips for checking if they're fat based of the photos. 1. No body pics=fat. 2. Look at the arms, neck, wrists, and hands. This is a little harder to tell, but you get better at it. 3. If you do get fatfished, there's nothing illegal with calling them out on it when you meet them. Just say somethinime, "Well you are obviously a liar and fat so your ugly both inside and out." or some shit and bounce. You don't have to do this, but it might make your night feel just better. 4. Tinder, Bumble, Happn, etc. are simply means of sourcing. May as well have them all, especially of you don't/can't do approaches yet. They're all simply ways to source pussy. Just because a hammer is terrible for measuring windows doesn't mean it's a useless tool altogether (this is for the people who complain the apps are shit). You don't have to use them, but since you don't have to pay, why not use them?

As for the last bit, I'd say I'm definitely above average looks which does play into it a bit, but even in small town, OK I hardly got matches. If you want to really get the most of these apps you have to live in a large city (I'd say at least 300k minimum population, preferably much more. When I moved to a big city I was getting matches on each of these apps at least a 1 or 2 a day after the initial new account boost wore off, but if you don't swipe everyday then eventually you'll be thrown to the bottom of the well (at least for Tinder, the others don't seem to punish you so much).

At the end of the day there's no real downside to using them. Also, I have managed to even find a virgin (though she's not anymore) on Tinder so it's not like all of these women are extremely low quality, just 99% of them. Don't accept e defeatist mindset about the apps. They exist, may as well use them. Otherwise, do more approaching to make up for the lack of ability to literally find women while taking a shit. Low risk, low reward.

zboo1h · 2019-11-05T02:38:53+00:00

Joke answer is that all girls are fat.

Real answer is that people are getting fatter, women are also getting fatter. I think the average woman weighs like 176 lbs now? Disgusting.

bodybuilder98 · 2019-11-05T05:38:07+00:00

I feel like tinder is basically for above average guys who wants to fuck ugly or low quality girls with no efforts

You couldn't be more wrong. You're getting low tier girls because you a) have low SMV and b) likely swipe right on everyone thereby destroying your ELO score.

This shit is beginner stuff. Stop wasting our time and read the sidebar. Downvoted and reported.

Foolishoe · 2019-11-04T14:45:30+00:00

Yah I mean real people don't need Tinder, they usually have serious issues. It's good to tell them what the problem is. They gotta know real men, men that aren't thirsty, aren't going to put up with half ass busted ass childish shit like that.

Always always tell them what the fuck is wrong with them and tell em to get it together and be honest with themselves. Lucky 701 LOL.

Truedemocracy5 · 2019-11-04T14:11:02+00:00

Hot girls aren’t on tinder. Anyone that uses tinder of either gender is low SMV in general

Apps like hinge or bumble have far better women

Title	All the girls on Tinder are landwhales ?
Author	lyniaa
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Date	04 November 2019 04:19 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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