EX is telling my friends I like butt plugs shoved up my ass

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November 6, 2019
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My ex is telling my friends that I like butt plugs shoved up my ass. That the reason I go for so many girls instead of just enjoying one is to prove my sexuality to myself and others. That someone that is straight would not go to the lengths I do.

She was telling my guy friends that’s why I went for girls that didn’t look or dress well because they resembled my friends more when they would shove the plugs up my ass.

My friends keep busting me for this. How the fuck do I handle it? What’s this chicks problem?


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Title EX is telling my friends I like butt plugs shoved up my ass
Author ineedhelp2847382
Upvotes 92
Comments 122
Date 06 November 2019 02:22 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/294228
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/dsgyi1/ex_is_telling_my_friends_i_like_butt_plugs_shoved/
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[–]Whitefarmer419 points420 points  (8 children) | Copy

If it’s true you kinda have to not give a fuck

If it’s not true you kinda have to not give a fuck

[–]nrjk48 points49 points  (5 children) | Copy

So what you're saying is...

[–]Lilluzzo103 points104 points  (2 children) | Copy

... To enjoy his toys up his ass

[–]Ill_mumble_that13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Guys, its not buttplugs. It's poop. I like to shit directly into her ass. I use a horse speculum, it makes it easy. Then she does me and we go back and forth for what seems like forever.

And after that? Pennies. You think you're better than me? You've all handled my ass pennies."

[–]hotpossum1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This.

[–]Whitefarmer18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

If he was in my friend group and he gave a fuck about what we said to him about the rumour he would kill himself. All he can do is not give a fuck

[–]IntrepidLawyer6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pokerface.

[–]Dane501 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Awesome answer!

[–]30dirtyfingers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not only that, you must have really had an impact on that girl for her to spend her time and energy spreading rumors of that caliber to your friends (who, if they r really your friends, will know shes bullshiting) just to get back at you? Shes hurt.

Its like when you stop fucking a girl and she says "your dick is small anyway" or "you never made me cum". Its a defense mechanism at play because she has nothing in her arsenal and shes shooting blind.

You win. Bet you can fuck her anyway.

[–]HeckingDiggidyDoggo135 points136 points  (14 children) | Copy

Think your coke habit is a bit of a bigger issue than this one bud

[–]jjj257624 points25 points  (4 children) | Copy

This.

[–]TheCiph3r28 points29 points  (3 children) | Copy

reading OP’s history. Looks like she had a very crazy Ex

[–]Project_Zero_Betas9 points10 points  (2 children) | Copy

This post is an obvious troll written by OP

[–]mortalcoil115 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

No, after reading through OP's history I think he's just a dumbass.

[–]Project_Zero_Betas9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's a troll, read his previous "relationship" question posts here.

[–]Airbatic13 points14 points  (5 children) | Copy

I do coke, so I can do more work, so I can buy more coke

[–]On_The_Tweek_Again8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

The cycle of life

[–]animal-mother6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

*I do coke

So I can work longer

So I can earn more

So I can do more coke.

[–]Airbatic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

[–][deleted]  (1 child) | Copy

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[–]kfd_capital5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thats the 80s, all the fun interns rail adderall

[–]fannyfire41 points42 points  (3 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify.

Tell them you like big black butt plugs in your ass and you’ve got one in you, right now.

Who cares man. Some people do it and enjoy it. Just laugh it off. I’d bust my friend over something like this too just to joke with him. Imagine that they’re just yanking your chain and then go along with it.

You could be getting ready to leave your friends for the night and say that you need to get home to change out your ass plug. Endless amounts of jokes could be made that show you don’t care. Could end up being a funny lifelong inside joke you and your buddies share.

[–]babybopp2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Scroll through his history... she is the one that made him try it..

[–]fannyfire3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

His post history. Big oof

[–]JoeBuckYourslf73 points74 points  (18 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify. Be cocky/funny.

You DEERing and defending yourself just makes you look like a pussy.

And even if you did, why would you give a fuck what a bunch of strangers on the internet think?

DNGAF, next.

[–]Chadster11318 points19 points  (4 children) | Copy

Always agree and amplify

[–]anxietyriddledbuddah7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lol. Whats a good aa " dont forget to choke me till I turn blue "

Or da " No, I prefer fingers "

I can't see any of these working.

[–]volvostupidshit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Me and your dad actually share a common interest." if someone tries to roast you for it.

[–]Alt_Mayday2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Idk, a lot of times it can turn into a cringy self-destruction.

[–]Chadster1131 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The point I’m making is always have fun with everything and don’t take most things serious

[–]Sylvester_Sterone8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Leather and chains baaaaaby"

[–]slickshark1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Or ignore and switch subject.

[–]Jugurthajones870 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I thought you were joking at first because this would be the worst possible thing to agree and amplify.

[–]Questionnaire70 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

He doesnt give a fuck about what we think or he wouldn't have posted this.

[–]Madhatter747-5 points-4 points  (4 children) | Copy

What is DEER and where can i read up on it.

[–]JoeBuckYourslf21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy

Does anyone read the side bar anymore?

[–]HumbleTrees14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hilarious. Is it true? I mean that would be a necessary starting point.

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Asking the important questions.

[–]distantoceangrey27 points28 points  (2 children) | Copy

Firstly, I wouldn't be on the internet telling people that your ex shoved butt plugs in your shit box if you are ashamed of it.

Secondly, I would tell them I am going to take a video next time and send it to them so they can jerk off to it, since they seem to get off talking about things in my ass.

[–]nrjk9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have a good friend from high school, I've banged before, and known for 20+ years. She jokingly calls me a faggot all time. One time I looked over at her and just said, "It must be nice for you to imagine my big throbbing cock inside another man's ass." Shut that shit down.

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

  1. Laugh.
  2. Is that what she's saying, now?

[–]KillaJewels9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

If it’s true, fucking own it. If it’s not true, agree and amplify w girls and guys.

Should roll off your shoulders bud.

[–]TheLastKitKat18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy

I don't know. If it happened to me, I'd just say the bitch is bitter cause I kicked her ass off and broke up. And I would laugh with them.

1 hour later they wouldn't even think about it.

People keep making fun because you easily seem affected, and probably have a low frame.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is the perfect reply

[–]morebeansplease6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Technically the male g-spot is in your ass... maybe they're all missing out.

[–]JurJur5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

this guy's post history is gold. Haven't laughed this hard in a while

[–]lalaeticia12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

He posted in sex “My girlfriend wants me to wear a buttplug in public, should I do it?”

Great frame OP! Back to the sidebar you go.

[–]Endorsed Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Offer to show them your tight butthole to disprove said accusations.

[–]Foolishoe2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Do you?

[–]Yashugan002 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

but do you ?

[–]Dilduo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell them you always wear a butt plug and that your going for your motorcycle license because you really want to "feel" the road.

Agree and amplify. They keep shitting on you because you get defensive and the reaction is funny to them. Consider it a challenge for you to turn it in your favour

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2221 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Who cares, she’s doing it to get back at you. Don’t entertain it.

In the great words of Patrice, “pfft.. that shit don’t scare me”

[–]red_philosopher2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Your ex is going around saying you like butt plugs in your ass."

"And?"

"..."

[–]Its_scottyhall1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who cares. Butt stuff is dope.

Be authentic broski.

[–]anicebigrodforyou1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

who doesnt?

[–]th33unsaltednutt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Guys talk shit to each other and usually dont mean it.

Girls compliment each other all the time but don't mean it.

Everyone loves some banter.

Remind them to get you a couple for christmas. Gotta keep the collection going.

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That the reason I go for so many girls instead of just enjoying one is to prove my sexuality to myself and others.

While they might get a good laugh, they will know it's all bullshit just because of this explanation. People know that given the opportunity men will go for multiple women. It's about opportunity not getting pegged.

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Seems you do the nose candy, do you really think you're going to be around people of moral character in the circles that shit attracts?

Here's what you do any time an ex says anything, "she's the ex for a reason". Done. Two other things, getting defensive about anything stupid like this is like blood in the water to your friends. It was funny before but now it's hilarious. Lay off the yak.

[–]whammyfeet1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

“Her Pussy is so loose and ugly, that I was like “Jesus Christ, we’ll Just use my hole for fucks sake.”

[–]Casd121 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

sue her for defamation

[–]QueenSlapFight0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Decease and desist letter that beyotch

[–]PhaedrusHunt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That what you call your Mandingo dildo? A butt plug?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

i'm literally pissing myself laughing. i don't know how you can't see how fucking hilarious this is.

BRUH.

this sounds like a troll post.

my solution would be to shove a butt plug up her ass

[–]Autistic_Reeeeeeeeee1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify.

[–]Patches0wholahan3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

“Wait, what? Who told you that? I never really liked plugs but I don’t mind my salad tossed every once and a while.”

[–]QueenSlapFight-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

I never really liked plugs

Aaaand you just admitted trying lol

[–]Patches0wholahan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I’ll try anything once

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus, that’s so incredibly petty. Your ex is a massive bitch.

Just don’t get too defensive over it, and shrug it off. I’ve had lies told to my friends about me too, the best way to deal with it was just to kind of have an attitude of “sure, you can believe that if you want” because they won’t stop joking about it if you get defensive. Eventually they’ll drop it

[–]RedSkeller0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The bigger the better, I personally love a glass coke bottle shoved up there. Tell them you're really upset she took all the butt plugs when she left.

[–]Razkolol0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Your friends are awfully concerned with what's going or not going up your ass, ask them if they're gay.

[–]Kabuki4310 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Make deep eye contact and ask, have you tried it though? If not you are missing out on multiple orgasms.

Fuck with their head. Some might actually try it. 😈😈

[–]DevilishRogue0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! She always did have an anal fixation."

[–]maddisser1010 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

People will keep making fun of you only if your feelings are hurt - own that shit and no one can hold it against you. Defending yourself only makes you look more insecure and guilty.

[–]Standgrounding[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

i'd be fine with it lol

[–]warthundersfw0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

pretty gay bro

[–]Domebeers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

She is mad you broke up with her and she knows you are cool so she's trying to sabotage you. One of her friends probably wants to fuck you.

[–]nothestrawberrypatch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Who fucking cares?

[–]bestsparkyalive0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dam bro if this is true , you should embrace it. If you embraced it to everyone’s face that makes you a straight savage in my opinion

[–]Herdsengineers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just say she's bitter because she misses plugging your ass and all the other crazy sex stuff the two of you engaged in. Add in that her recent guys are too vanilla, and that prostate stimulation is the male g-spot. It ain't gay if it's a woman doing it to you, dude!

[–]cracksniffer6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Social Destruction

Where men use physical strength, women destroy you with words and gossip.

They are the most vindictive creatures on earth, be careful.

[–]EdvardMunch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agree. Amplify. "Oh yeah for sure, you should see the things I stuck in her ass too. One day we just spent seeing what we could shove up each others ass in bed, it was nuts. Found some of my old g.i. Joe figurines too, nothing escaped that day."

[–]furcryingoutloud0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You had to figure out a way to keep her from kissing it all the time...

[–]LeDolceVita0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

not even slightly gay unless a guy does it to you

[–]newplayer280 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just say "stfu i'm not gay" or something but not in defensive way. You clearly fucked her

[–]throwawayycheyeah0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just laugh about it. Just be like "damn shes salty because she only got 1 turn"

Or be honest "yeah ass play is cool, not really something I wanted to share with my friends but whatever." People are only gonna make a deal of it if you give them a reaction. Who cares.

3rd option is tell hr she is making fun of your sexuality and telling people that you love showing plugs up your ass. Shell get hit with the 2019 hammer and be searching for a job by next week.

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

You must be a kid still. Who cares? It's only a problem if it's true. Since it's not true, just disregard it. Who cares what your ex has to say? As long as you cut contact with her and remove her off your social media and never talk about her.

But how did she get in contact with your friends though?

[–]ineedhelp2847382[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

They all want to fuck her. I don’t care since she’s my ex

[–]HurricaneHugues0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

But do you care since they're supposed to be your friends?

[–]SalesAficionado0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Even if it was true. Who gives a shit.

[–]mrpoopistan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The Girl Game is strong in this one.

TBH, this is a case where you need to laugh that shit off.

One, your friends should be good enough friends that this is a non-issue. If they fall for this shit, then thank her for filtering out shitty friends who you don't need in your life.

Two, remember that a woman who's pissed after a relationship ends is really fucking into you. Remember, attention is the only currency women care about. She's spending a lot of currency on you. In fact, she's going big to do anything to stay on your mind.

[–]TRP VanguardWhisper0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Gonna have to learn how to convincingly laugh stuff off.

In the future, don't date trashy women.

[–]RedPillAlphaBigCock0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

LAUGH IT OFF AND DGAF AND IT WILL STOP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ex talks to friends. Friends believe dumb shit ex says, even entertains your ex. They are not your friends. Friends don’t play around with other friends exs. Every beta ass bitch that gave any of my ex’s the time of day after a breakup I also dropped like a bad habit.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My friends keep busting me for this. How the fuck do I handle it? What’s this chicks problem?

Hilarious.

Just tell them that you like the biggest widest butt plug you can find.

Tell them you have three butt plugs, each shaped in the shape of their exact penis, you got measurements from their girlfriends.

Basically you own it / agree and amplify / don't give a fuck / be funnier than they are.

The last thing you should do is care or try to stop it.

[–]QueenSlapFight0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

True or not, it's going to be fun as fuck for your friends to bust your balls over it. It doesn't necessarily mean they think it's true. It doesn't have to be. Her saying it is enough and at the end of the day, it's still your fault for dating a crazy bitch.

If your ex is trying to say you're a closeted homo who is scared to come out, prove her wrong. If it comes up just say "Man, I fuckin wish I was gay. No more dealing with crazy bitches. I could have a partner who actually can take care of themselves and earn a living. No emotionally manipulative bullshit. Sounds pretty sweet." Acknowledge all the ways homosexuality is appealing to you. "Having to suck dick would be a pretty small price to pay to never have to deal with crazy bitches again -- haha!" Or specifically call out your crazy ex "Man, I'm not gay, but I can guarantee you, hands down, I would rather take it up the ass from some dude than ever fuck with Karen again. That bitch is fucking crazy. Look at all this effort she's putting into trying to fuck with me. Petty hoe."

Just show you don't care if someone questions your sexuality, and that it's weird that they think it would be such a big deal.

[–]bumbuff0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Don't knock it till you try it"

[–]EvelynnSpoiler0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agree and amplify with sarcasm

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Blow it our yer ass

[–]idontevenlift370 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just enjoy your butt plugs and stop caring about what she says.

[–]thechaosz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Knock her head in if you can.

[–]Alirei0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Cocaine is the definitely the bigger issue.

Your coke problems aside, are her statements true? If yes, who cares. If no, who cares. Never let these peoples' opinions bother you.

[–]bodybuilder980 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

A&A ffs.

[–]kclanton800 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don't give a fuck what she says. She is but hurt. Don't show her you care and she will stop.

[–]Clifford_Blake0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I had an ex plate make a fake grinder account with my real info and she had lots of gay convos with real fags from my school. It made things awkward around campus for a while.

It's a girl's way of lashing out in spite of jealousy

Just keep slaying poon and your true reputation will override her cunty attempt to tarnish your rep

[–]Project_Zero_Betas0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I had an ex plate make a fake grinder account with my real info

LMFAO

[–]Gaidsbola-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

Maybe she knows something you don’t...... Girls are actually pretty good at reading people. Why do love things to be shoved up your ass? I suggest gargling a few cocks and getting back with us on your sexuality.

[–]red_philosopher0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yes, let's base our value on the bitter ravings of a spiteful woman. What could possibly go wrong!?

[–]Gaidsbola-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha. Still think op is probably closet homo.

[–][deleted]  (3 children) | Copy

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[–]red_philosopher0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's best not to lie, it's a weakness of your frame.

If he stays the course and owns his reality, then people will start to realize that she's just a spiteful bitch.

Besides, why be ashamed anyway?

[–]ItzAdrestia0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You're joking right?

[–]fightclubdevil-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tell your friends that you only like the realllllly big ones

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hahaha! you must have frame made of gold to survive this!

[–]Jugurthajones87-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

What did your ex say when you smacked her for spreading these lies?



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