What up, Scrotes and Smegs.

Simple question / Complex answer:

If a Queef ... I mean .. Queen was trying to impose the 3 month rule on you (and all the hoops that go with it), and you wanted to h4x0r, how would you do it?

My answers:

First, I would try to circumvent it,m IF she was super hot (like the hottest girl I ever had a shot with).

HOW? I would likely do all of her dog and pony tricks. I’d play the role of whatever HVM she wanted while banging / pursuing other chicks on the side. If she was indeed that hot, I would pay for just enough shit to keep her hooked, provided there was steadily escalating physical affection.

Basically, I’d mimick everything a Queen wants with the sole intent of getting her pussy at the end.

Once pussy has been obtained, if it’s not the most insane, wild borderline disturbing fuck session I’ve had - I bounce after 2-3 more fucks.

EDIT: People are mostly debating whether the 3 month rule is reasonable, and whether or not they’d put up with it.

This is not the question.

The question is IF you were hellbent on getting that 3-month-pussy, how would you do it?

As in: Pretend you are dark triad, sociopathic superchad.