My wife got too drunk

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January 1, 2020

So I had this big New Year’s Eve planned. It was a suprise, out of town trip, MIL had the kids, concert, etc. apparently my wife still hasn’t learned how to hold her liquor. We are back in the hotel room by 8PM, wife passed out in the bed at the hotel. I’m inclined to just not say anything, and let my disapproval just be a weight in the air. However inside I’m so irritated, I spent months keeping this a surprise. Asked my other to keep the kids and spend hundreds on food and the concert we won’t be going to. I’m just not sure how to proceed. Right now I’m so mad, irritated, and disappointed for what was supposed to be fun night. I don’t rest know what happened, we went to a bar had a few drinks, went to dinner, and two hours later, she’a slurring her speech and being sloppy and I know she’s had too much. I just can’t contain my disappointment. It’s not anger, I feel like a father who is just so disappointed in their child I can’t even begin to express it.

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Title My wife got too drunk
Author prematureredpill
Upvotes 14
Comments 35
Date 01 January 2020 02:08 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]z1stxfile40 points41 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lever her a room key and bottle of water. I'm sure she'll survive. She's an adult. Go out to the concert and enjoy yourself and get your money's worth. When she sobers up and starts to ask where you are, just say you are attending the concert you paid for.

[–]BackFromShadowRealm20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

Leave her at the hotel room and go out

[–]tspitsatgp39 points40 points  (3 children) | Copy

She probably got pass out drunk so she wouldn’t have to fuck you at the end of the night.

[–]dilberryhoundog10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

How big the covert contracts this guy is running, I’d say your bang on the money.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

You win. Whole shitshow was a giant covert contract.

[–]ahackercalled4chan14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

go to the concert bro. have a good time while she's passed out.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret21 points22 points  (3 children) | Copy

Someone used the "report" button to say this:

"1: demote to anal only plate, go to concert then to gym. Get on roids."

Only one guess who.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking classic

[–]RP_PO1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That’s fucking classic

[–]hack3geRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I mean I could definitely get behind that plan...

[–]savageinthebox18 points19 points  (5 children) | Copy

Fuck her, go to the concert. Don’t make a big deal about it.

[–]prematureredpill7 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy

So, should i not even mention it? or should it be more of a, "the concert was great, you should have been there!"

[–]savageinthebox10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

Just go and have a good time. If she asks about it, tell her about it. Ideally tomorrow morning she wakes up and says “sorry you missed the concert” and you day “don’t worry babe, I went, it was great.” Make sure to snap a few pics. If she doesn’t bring it up, you don’t bring it up. Have fun.

[–]tonguexp9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Include a few other women with you in photo... she will control herself next time to protect her domain.

[–]redwall921 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you have to tell the guy this, then this advice towards active dread is not useful.

If he has to actually plan pics and do logistics to get girls in them just to dread his wife, then he's not there where this advice is useful.

If girls are in some pics, great. I enjoy time around girls. Dread happens, or it doesn't. Doesn't really matter. I enjoy my time.

[–]drsherbert12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nope. Go out and enjoy yourself without her. She gonna have to suck a whole lotta dick tho.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’m inclined to just not say anything, and let my disapproval just be a weight in the air.

So your plan is to act butthurt?

No, ho have fun and ask yourself why you are thinking and acting like a chick. Think about it, keeping a big surprise and then getting upset when the partner doesn’t meet expectations... that’s what chicks do.

Be a man, go out and have fun. So much fucking fun that you won’t even be mad at her. She will be pissed AF though when she realizes you had fun without you, and my gut tells me you will fail the upcoming shit tests miserably.

Where are you on the sidebar?

[–]jacques_cousteau0078 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Leave her a couple cups of some strong iced coffee and a straw, as well as a note with instructions to get to the concert that you’re already at

[–]Perfectinmyeyes2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Question - not directly toward the OP. Does posting here asking a question or complaining about x y or z count as your one 'victim puke'?

[–]wheremyballsgo4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Go back to bar. Find chick for the other ticket. Have good timez.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Spend the night in another room.

Keep your butthurt shit feelz to yourself

Answer the questions with “just had way too much fun”. Gonna be a blow up shit fest, hope you got the fortitude to STFU and not DEER like a queerJust sayin......

[–]IATAsshole4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

So you:

  • Had huge expectations for a plan made months in advance knowing full well your wife drinks like a 15 year old.

  • Got butthurt and showed it when that happened.

  • Ask in the comments wether you should "say nothing or say the concert was great" proving you have no idea how to act and would rather put on a facade based on advice from random guys on the internet.

If I had no context I’d assume this was written by her 15 year old boyfriend who was resentfully trapped in a relationship with her after walking in on her blowing a guy while blackout drunk. (Baby it was just a bj, I was drunk you know I wouldn’t do that to you)

[–]macheagle1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

OP, part of TRP is remembering that the fun goes where YOU go. Not where she goes. You’ve got this whole thing backwards. Why would you be concerned that she’s missing out on the fun from YOU? Go enjoy yourself as you should and would regardless of whether your wife is joining. You are the fun!

[–]UnbreakableFrame3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

  1. Your wife's an alcoholic.
  2. You are a faggot. Who plans New Years months and months in advance? Don't you have anything better to do?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Planning an event months in advance is fine. Planning an event months in advance so you can get laid is pathetic.

[–]part_wolf1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who plans New Years months and months in advance?


[–]RoccoPinkman2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Covert contract, passive aggressive, victim puke.

Leave her, go to the Concert without her and enjoy your self, next time I’m sure she will be more careful with the amount she drinks.

But don’t sulk about it.

[–]prematureredpill0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I get what you are saying, honestly I do , however, my question is really is that if our wives are the oldest teenagers in the room, do we really really at bad behavior go unaddressed? If my son was an asshole, I would not simply ignore it and act like it never happened. I’d my teenage son got shit faced and got arrested, would I simply just act like it didn’t affect me?

[–]dilberryhoundog7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

You set up a mega covert contract... You did so much work to impress her, that she better enjoy herself or else... else I’m going to act like a butt hurt bitch.

Covert contracts involving behaviour performance usually end in the contract failing with the exact undesired behaviour manifesting. The reason is that shit goes minorly wrong constantly, an RP legend just laughs it off or stays oak like and in five minutes (like a teenager), she is back to having a great time. CC dude make the air all suffocatingly heavy the moment it goes wrong.

In this case, her response to the heavy air was to probably have another drink, hence you wrecked your own night (if I’ve got this right).

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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