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$6k gift from a plate with a love note - wtf?

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January 20, 2020

after 9 months of plating this sweet one she just sent a six grand omega speedmaster watch (which i've been jacking off to since I saw it) to my place. i only mentioned it once in passing and a month later I'm almost wearing it lol. the holy shit fact is that its not fake and the box has a receipt in it.

one problem - package comes with "i love u" note and all the romantic text how she fell in love bla bla bla. i know guys do that but first time from a woman.

dont get me wrong, she is a sweet girl but no LTRs for me for another 5-10 years. given the fact that i happen to highly appreciate this gesture, i cannot just shoot her down in a cold way.

oh yea she knows i dont want any LTRs and my position generally. what kinda forceful way is this to make me get into serious relationship?

the fact that she sent this (and didnt give me herself) speaks about a lot of things i guess. fear of rejection? knowing that i would turn it down and giving me some time? lol

maybe help me out here brothers?

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Title $6k gift from a plate with a love note - wtf?
Author lolurfucked
Upvotes 168
Comments 139
Date 20 January 2020 02:15 AM UTC (1 year ago)
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This is one of the first times I’ve seen this talked about in a positive light on here. Look if she wanna pay I’m cool with it lol

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We’re all bought by money

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Faggot you would fuck Caitlyn Jenner for a billion dollars

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I would smash Caitlyn before I would smash you.

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Sometimes I question whether the no home should come before or after the extremely homoerotic statement.

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Mo money, mo problems

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No homo

Ok thank god

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This is a shining example of agreeing and amplifying

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Until you find out OP actually had a dick stuck in him.

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Yes you would

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Lmao right

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How about 2 billions for just the tip?

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[–]amwfhunter9 points10 points  (14 children) | Copy

Lol you lie so hard. Unless you're a billionaire already, you'd go gay for pay for a billion when it is actually presented in front of you.

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Dude I make Seven figures a year, I would not turn down 1 billion. I can see where you are coming from so I did have that disclaimer.

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[–]amwfhunter2 points3 points  (9 children) | Copy

I get it and it is all good. But I kinda figured, the only way you wouldnt be motivated by money is if u always had it. For me, I just look at all the potential good that can be done with a billion.

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3 billion for a kiss

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$4 billion for a warm hug and the tips touch. Final offer!

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[–]HurricaneHugues1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

So nice you had to say it twice. Deal!


[–]W_O_M_B_A_T0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Many men can be bought cheaply, by something as cheap as pussy for example. The average man can be bought, if you have enough money. Great men can be bought with a truly high price, that is honor, competence, respect, and loyalty. Money isn't enough.

[–]KaiSmashSmashSawmash2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you work for someone else you’re bought

[–]amwfhunter9 points10 points  (9 children) | Copy

250k and a 6k watch arent even in the same ballpark but I get what you're saying. She said I love you on the note. He could just take the watch and say thanks. He doesn't owe her anything and he didnt receive a condition like your friend did.

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[–]amwfhunter0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

But there is a diff. Your friend's situation had a condition, this one didnt. She said she loves him but he can take the watch and not agree. It has nothing to do with frame. If he says I love you back.for the watch that is different.

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[–]amwfhunter0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

OP casually mentioned it and she bought it.

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[–]amwfhunter0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

No but there isnt a rule he cant take the watch. She gave it to him without him asking. It wouldnt be wrong to take or give it back.

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[–]amwfhunter0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

No he shouldnt tell her coz if he did he would break frame. He stated clearly no ltrs

[–]psychoduckly1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Wtf needs respect when the woman...OFFERED A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS???

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Divorce is only $400 bucks I'm not sure what the fuck the issue is. Cougar... What the fuck, you realize that term is for women that are too old to have kids right?

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[–]Foolishoe0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Reference for LOLs.

Had a friend, what's he up to now? Life is crazy thanks for sharing this little info. I can't imagine someone offering 250k for that sort of thing. Each kid costs about that much.

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[–]Foolishoe0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

No shit, they came out alright? My wife is 37 and worried now.

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[–]Foolishoe1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

No shit, I wonder if that's given an increased life span for the family? I've had that assumption, the later in life you have a child the longer they live.

Thanks for the information. She'd be on child 3. Financially we aren't really in a place to do it, kids are halfway through school so having another one seems like a waste of our 40's, 50's, 60's traveling before we get weak and shit.

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Whenever recruiters or contractors hit me up, I tell them that I absolutely have a price but it's going to be higher than they want to pay.

Usually they get the hint and fuck off. Occasionally I get a stupid good promotion instead.

Everyone can be bought.

[–]Patches0wholahan162 points163 points  (7 children) | Copy

First off, this gift changes nothing. The watch is sill hers. However I suggest to tell her thank you. And that if she wants it back, let you know. Tell her you like it, and that you are going to wear it a lot. When she asks for it back, give it back to her.

Second, I’d wear the shit out of it. Call her over. Bang her while you wear it. Bang other plates while you wear it. Wear it while you work out, wear it while you work in your yard. When someone says something about it, shrug your shoulders and say it’s not the “half million dollar model” but “insert joke about keeping time.”

I’m not a watch guy, but I did have a Sub Mariner at one time. Fun while it last, just like this plate. Enjoy your time.

[–]lolurfucked[S] 62 points63 points  (3 children) | Copy

fuck yea

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[–]BrabusS6345 points46 points  (1 child) | Copy

Goes opposite to what you said earlier

[–]Patches0wholahan2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Right, but it makes it so if she’s asks, op will give it back. At the same time, if op loses the watch, he can say sorry bitch it’s gone.

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"Second, I’d wear the shit out of it. Call her over. Bang her while you wear it. Bang other plates while you wear it. Wear it while you work out, wear it while you work in your yard. When someone says something about it, shrug your shoulders and say it’s not the “half million dollar model” but “insert joke about keeping time.”"

That's some hilarious shit right there

[–]boy_named_su17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

Bust a nut on it, then make her lick it off

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Shut up coomer

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I'll never understand how insurance for products is so cheap, and I say this as someone who worked in insurance for years.

Like, it seems so ridiculously easy to commit insurance fraud. What's stopping me from "losing" my Rolex on a road trip and then doubling up?

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Nothing. I think legally they have to pay you out no matter what, unless they can prove fraud (which is a high standard) if you ever had to sue them for it in court.

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It's OK to allow women to sometimes act as your sugar daddy... if only for the material perks. But you should never allow one to buy your commitment.

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Buy NIO calls expiring right after the next earnings quarterly report

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Literally can’t go tits up.

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I had to check if I was in WSB

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Waiting for the robinhood hacks please guys

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Hello my fellow autist

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[–]HurricaneHugues5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

DD? Where tf do u think you are? r:Investing? None of that over here! We are freestyling our way to yatches and tendies.

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how much $AMD do you have

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I recognized the glory of AMD too late after seeing it spike hard then fall hard in the past so I personally don't have any.

If it falls off soon I'll feel less idiotic but whatever I have an i5 so that's my DD on that.

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Not enough, off course. Working on securing a home equity loan to go all in.

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NIO has the largest electrical passenger van in the world. Tencent purchased a giant piece of the company and China has been fucking us with knock off copies long enough to take a giant percentage of that giant population into the price range it takes to purchase cars for each family member of driving age.

The DD is that country sucks and the pollution levels are off the charts. To counteract that, China being the epic socialist dictating whore it is, will mandate everyone get electric cars to cut emissions and NIO owns a virtual monopoly on cheap varieties of electric so the average upper middle class China man doesn't feel cucked by big names like Honda.

Nio is the right answer for China because other car companies are still sucking oil dick. That's so 90's.

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K188 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't change or do a fucking thing.

She sent you a watch with a note. That's all her choice and not your responsibility to deal with. Especially when you told her the score.

Say thankyou.

If she initiates 'the talk' it as always.

The way you deal with this is how you would always deal with plate's affection. Don't let the price of the watch or the note change it.

[–]kankouillotte5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

what kinda forceful way is this to make me get into serious relationship?

That's actually pretty well known. A lot of TRP material clearly states that women behave just like beta males when confronted with a man perceived of higher value. It's the exact equivalent of beta male in a no-sex relationship offering a pricey engagement ring and/or luxury vacations in hope of "rekindling" the relationship.

It makes a lot of sense though, since the theory is that beta male behavior is the result of listening to female dating advice : your mom, your sisters, the girls you orbit around. They aren't "lying" to you per se, with their advice : it's actually what they would do in your place.

Beta dating strategy is actually a female strategy

[–]Onein1024th0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Beta dating strategy is actually a female strategy

mind = blown

[–]Foolishoe4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy

Where the fuck did she get that kind of money first off?

It's a great gift. Maybe make sure she orgasms all over your face before you take her to pound town?

I like to get my blowy first then make her hold her ankles for 15 minutes or so. Whatever method works on whatever vagina is essential after that. Some like it soft some hard some a variety.

I think communication during and after oral is pretty essential with a partner early on and every now and then to perfect technique and maximize the level of orgasm for both parties.

She's not looking for commitment in return, she's saying thank you for whatever you've already done, SHES invested which is great. I'd treat that girl better than others but still as you said you have your limits.

Still thinking how the fuck does she have that kind of money to blow.

[–]lolurfucked[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

she sells real estate

[–]Foolishoe2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

That's rad. Hope you two are great friends a long time LOL.

[–]lolurfucked[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

dude i make more than her now but i've never spent more than $200 on a gift. besides, anything concerning money and girls is off limits. never wanna depend/recieve gifts from a woman and be in debt.

[–]tripmepls7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Keep the watch, you earned it.

[–]Gawernator7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

She’s obviously not struggling if she can drop that for a present. Enjoy the gift.

[–]HurricaneHugues6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Clearly she's balling if she can afford to gift that so easily. If she's a regular minimum wage worker, you got yourself a problem

[–]ChiefFuckingBull1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

kept man

[–]WalterHuey1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

We are all whores, we just sell different things

[–]sofuckingspezial0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Tommy fucking Shelby!

[–]VigilantSmartbomb1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just do what you want my man 👌🏽👌🏽

If she wanna spend the money fuck it- you didn’t ask her to and it’s not like it’s putting her in hardship. Accept the gift and fuck her good lol

If at some point you wanna end things then end them. Up to you if you wanna give the watch back or not tho. I wouldn’t for both yourself, and her.

[–]sebastianconcept1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

What a situation!

I’d say is fair to tell her that you don’t want an LTR for the next 10 years and offer her to take the gift back (to discard that she might be unconsciously trying to transact your LTR for it and by doing that you will protect you and her from that silly move). If she understands and insists anyway, they is okay keep it but the object, for you, will carry the symbolic meaning forever.

Keep plating her should be fine.

[–]MajIssuesCaptObvious1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

IME, that watch is an anchor. Now she's going to expect more from you, and if you don't give her what she wants, she's going to hold it over your head. When you've had enough and break it off, she's going to come back for the "gift" and have a prolonged argument about why you don't want to be with her.

Give that shit back and break it off.

[–]2030isCloserThan20031 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Crazy how this feels like it’s in an alternative universe but it’s what most females are doing today lmfao

[–]lolurfucked[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

so basically im a whore haha

[–]flatbushwick1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yup, you have officially come full circle. Keep the watch. If she try’s to imply that you owe her a relationship in exchange tell her that it is your body and you do not owe her anything.

[–]3chazthundergut1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

  1. Keep the speedmaster.

  2. Let it slip that lately you've been really hoping for an A. Lange & Sohne

[–]Psychological_Radish4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

What's the question in this flex of a post, exactly? Should you accept it or not? I think it depends. Personally, I wouldn't unless she was wealthy, but that's for moral reasons. As far as the relationship goes, it doesn't matter.

You're right that this is a typical Beta move, but you'd be surprised how far some girls will go to secure a guy that they view as Alpha. I had a long distance plate/FWB who would regularly fly across the country at her own expense to spend a few days with me. One time I went to see her and she put us up in a nice hotel and dropped tons of money on activities. She had a lot of money, so I never felt bad about any of it.

[–]Ok-Agent2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Should you accept it or not? I think it depends. Personally, I wouldn't unless she was wealthy, but that's for moral reasons.

I'm surprised that there is only one comment saying this. I also wouldn't accept an expensive gift unless she was really wealthy.

As far as the relationship goes, it doesn't matter.

Again, I agree.

[–]liquorbaron0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Of course it's a flex post, it's the weekend in this sub. All flex posts happen on the weekend here.

[–]Toowhammy1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yeh you need to handle this right. And be a man. You need to give her the watch back and gently and firmly tell her something close to what you told us.

[–]lolurfucked[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

done already my man. left immediately with teary eyes but didnt give me shit. guess she'll come around in a couple of days

[–]WiterS22 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Is not your fault that she choose to ride the cock carousel when she was 18.

You don't owe your life for her errors.

[–]WiterS20 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

How old she is?

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[–]WiterS23 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Epiphany phase.

She's about to hit the wall, if still has not.

If she were 20, the gift would be significant. But at 29, those gifts are just manipulatory.

In 10 years she will be 40 and sterile.

[–]HastaPronto900 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

give it back to her, except she or her parents are rich af

[–]extraterrestial0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If 6k is alot to her then give it back, she might not be in her right mind then.

[–]Hedser910 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Do you love her, maybe think about being in a ltr with her. But if you dont love her and never will, it would be better to give her back the gift and end the whole plate thing with her is my 2 ¢.

[–]convictedfeline0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I’d give it back. TRP isn’t about becoming a woman or losing your dignity by accepting gifts. Don’t stoop to their level. By accepting you’re really only turning your dating strategy into a woman’s strategy. We’re here to re-define masculinity in a feminist world, not seek power over women by becoming one. True virtue is priceless. You can save 8k in a few months time or less. Do you really want to be accused of being a shallow materialist or blacklisted by this girl when the relationship ends? She’s going to have expectations, so squash them now.

[–]SavorThePill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Respect for this answer. When I first found and lurked TRP back in 2017, this would definitely have been more in line with the discipline of that community. Sometimes I feel as though I barely recognize this community anymore. Women play the manipulation game in so many ways (as does anyone in my experience).

[–]PimpinLikeIceberg0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Pimp that shit my G !

Put the watch on next time you see her and hit her with : " you tryna buy my exlusivity with it ? All you buying is more of the good sex you get..."

In a cocky & funny manner...

Be an iceberg slim with it !

[–]SavorThePill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ah yes, she's put her flag on you. That watch is a reminder that she owns a piece of you. She'll hold it over your head if (or when) shit goes south; it's all leverage, my friend. If you keep it, I feel as though you're making a deal with the devil.

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[–]goathunter050 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

should probably follow this user

[–]beefstockcube0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Well its worthless mostly from a retail standpoint. She can't return it, it's now a used watch.

I would sit her down and explain that you can't buy a relationship. That you appreciate that she took note of the throw away comment and that you intend to wear the ever loving shit out of it.

Then carry on regardless. Do whatever you were intending on doing before the gift.

[–]aDrunkenWhaler2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

Well its worthless mostly from a retail standpoint. She can't return it, it's now a used watch.

Sorry bro, but you know shit about watches.

[–]beefstockcube2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Pretty much the opposite. Bought sold and traded probably 40 in the last 5 years.

There’s a name on the warranty card. It’s used. It’s not a difficult to get model or she wouldn’t have been able to get it. From a retail standpoint it’s useless.

[–]aDrunkenWhaler0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

'useless' or 'worthless' means it has no value. If OP decides to sell that watch for 5k, he'll probably have 5k in his pocket by the end of the day. I get that you said 'retail', but there are vedors he can sell it to, pawn shops etc.

[–]beefstockcube0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If OP decides to sell that watch for 5k, he'll probably have 5k in his pocket by the end of the day.

Yup but as I keep saying from a retail standpoint. On a forum or gumtree fine but the retailer isn't going to touch it.

[–]PhaedrusHunt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Marry her, let her pay for everything, then divorce rape her, sue for alimony. Tell the judge you've become accustomed to fancy watches and boats.

You got this brah.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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