Pretended to be a drug dealer to get action, now what?

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January 21, 2020
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This is gonna sound crazy but i acted like i was a drug dealer. A girl hits me up and starts offering me sex for drugs (i didnt initiate). As a horny teen, i oblige. We had sex, she mentioned how she loved it and is down to have sex again (for no drugs). im kinda stressing cos i promised the weed and coke by friday but of course im not a drug dealer just a regular guy. whats the best thing to do in this situation?


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Title Pretended to be a drug dealer to get action, now what?
Author Efficient-Name
Upvotes 243
Comments 150
Date 21 January 2020 04:04 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/312714
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/erwlog/pretended_to_be_a_drug_dealer_to_get_action_now/
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[–]theycallmebigdaddyoh556 points557 points  (7 children) | Copy

hahahhah

[–]L2diy99 points100 points  (4 children) | Copy

The only appropriate response lmaoooo. What are you thinking OP?

[–]iwviw80 points81 points  (2 children) | Copy

I think op should either ignore her and consider this a w, or tell her he was lying and hope she’s ok with that, or c. Tell her his connect just got roped and he’ll be dry for the next week and keep the charade going

[–]castleglastonbury24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

this

[–]dfze3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s not a lie, if you believe it.

[–]jackandjill2219 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yep, that's the right response.

[–]ApdoSenpai410 points411 points  (5 children) | Copy

“My guy didnt come through this week, should be good next week” say that after you fuck her on Friday

If the sex is good she’ll forget about the drugs, but if she persists just say “he hasn’t responded to anything lately, might be in trouble”

[–]Bobolink911109 points110 points  (1 child) | Copy

I feel like you've done this before.

[–]red-head--fire10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah. Not necessarily cause that’s the answer anytime a “dealer” or anyone, actually, in and around that lifestyle, will answer in that situation if they either don’t have or don’t want to pay up for what they owe. S.O.P.

[–]madfrombrad46 points47 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is peak TRP 😂😂

[–][deleted]  (14 children) | Copy

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[–]Mzo201622 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂😂😂

[–]huey76417 points18 points  (12 children) | Copy

Are you black?

[–][deleted]  (11 children) | Copy

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[–]apoc205024 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking fabulous.

[–]rockyp3217 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy

jojo character

[–]jackandjill2212 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Loooool

[–]Jaythe4th7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hahahhaa

[–]huey7645 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

Damn I wanna have a British accent, how did you do it?

[–][deleted]  (3 children) | Copy

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[–]huey7643 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Gotcha. Thanks

[–]jackandjill222 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Assuming this isn't a troll if anyone ever finds out your reputations shot ie. imitation Idris Elba. I actually know a real black guy like this from London.

[–]mickenrorty5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

“My guy didnt come through this week, should be good next week” say that after you fuck her on Friday

Thats some real gangsta sheeeeeeit

[–]Sergelano71 points72 points  (8 children) | Copy

Bro im dead hahah good job, for some reason this even works with good upper class chicks.

I don’t understand how a good chick would want to date a drug dealer or fuck him.

In my area the drug dealers/bad guys got the hottest chicks.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah man this is literally why i pretended to be a drug dealer. eye opening honestly

[–]jamiestarza3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

In the words of the great Tom lykeis " if a broad is dumb and shallow enough to sleep with you for who she THINKS you are. She deserves everything she gets." this is old school game right here. I encourage you to listen on the old Tom lykeis 101 clips on YouTube. There was a particular episode about a caller who told bitches he was a famous baseball player and got laid all the time. Congrats on the lay young man

[–]LethalShade28 points29 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your definition of good is the issue here. Girls that are into drugs and are really attracted to drug dealers are not good. They could be hot, come from wealthy families, etc but they are not quality girls you should associate yourself with long-term. They're fun though.

[–]PhaedrusHunt15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

Because they're risk takers

[–]xPirateVamp997 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

This. Kinda surprised that this was even a question considering the sub we are on.

[–]amrit21chandi5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

What you mean by upper class chicks are not 'good' or quality women. They just happen to be born in wealthy families.

[–][deleted]  (1 child) | Copy

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Tbh i do find them hot

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev58 points59 points  (1 child) | Copy

Gotta live the Thug Life, now, 'bruh. Get some tats and read up on prison etiquette.

[–]Bear-With-Bit16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ey yo Im Prison Mike

[–]Lightways43453 points54 points  (1 child) | Copy

Lmao this is hilarious

[–]Jovan10005 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol tru man

[–]ForeverImproving29 points30 points  (1 child) | Copy

Easy, your plug had some trouble and you are scared you'll be watched so you are staying low from now on

[–]VigilantCMDR8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

this is the best advice.

or you can lie and say a cop talked to your mom or something and she took it all

[–]FromTheCaveIntoLight27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy

We’re all playing checkers op playing chess hahaha

[–]MVWeiss70 points71 points  (2 children) | Copy

Raise the price

Take all cash upfront

Drugs got lost

????

Profit

[–][deleted]  (1 child) | Copy

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[–]caspertheghost57892 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Exactly what I was thinking...lol

[–]Zanford21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hilarious! I always wanted to try this for lulz but never did.

Sounds like you're already in the clear, did she forget to ask for drugs after the first hookup? If she's syaing she wants to have sex some more ('for no drugs') then just keep going.

Wrap it up though dude. Doesn't sound like the cleanest girl, nor one I'd trust to remember her pill.

Make another post if this ever blows up...I want to hear her hamster-rationalizing for how her whoring herself for drugs and failing to score her fix makes YOU a bad person.

[–]PhaedrusHunt19 points20 points  (6 children) | Copy

Make her turn some tricks now. Go to the next step and pretend to be a pimp

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children) | Copy

How would i pretend to be a pimp? I would prefer to do that

[–]GonadGravy15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Find vulnerable women with daddy issues and coerce them into having sex with tricks. Then have them turn over the money to you. Just be aware, they say it ain’t easy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Ok i know a couple . I will try this when i am a little older though but how do you coerce them ?

[–]RockWalt15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Either you or I got lost into several layers of irony in this chain OP, but regardless, don't PIMP women dude just fuck them, and just get some weed is not even that hard and should be enough to impress her and keep fucking her.

Then go "off the business" for a while because you have a tail.

[–]GonadGravy3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Usually by treating them hot/cold, fulfilling a few deep seated psychological needs leftover by absent/beta fathers or previous abuse. Once you personally turn them out sexually they will have a extremely strong attachment to you. Then they are yours to trick out. After that you’ll need to actually find a dealer or become one yourself to get them dependent on drugs, so they won’t be able to leave. You’ll also need to use violence when they start talking back and holding out on the trick money.

Or you could just, ya know...read the sidebar, lift and approach. Just sayin’.

[–]furoshus7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's only pretend if you don't get that scratch player.

[–]RPOpenUp12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like the perfect movie to me? Can you ask her to play this out and post on vimeo.com? Thanks

[–]I_LOVE_CHIPS10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

Ask her if she wants to a part of a sting operation.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmaoo

[–]tehallmighty6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dnm Bible. Po box. Learn tails and php encryption. U got this young escobar. Go get that crackhead pussy

[–]MagnumBurrito3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just fuck her and don't mention the drugs anymore. If she brings it up, say you lost your connect and can't get anything right now

[–]Purplegetraenk4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Dude whatever you do, don’t touch or handle drugs! Don’t duck over your life for some hoe

[–]MisterRoid2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's too late for that now. Time for OP to take this a step further and become a drug dealer for real. If he ends up in jail that's just bonus points for his SMV. This is what peak RP game looks like.

[–]QueenSlapFight8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sounds like you need to get in the drug trade fast. You should probably go south of the border and hit up some cartels.

[–]MisterRoid0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed.

[–]The_Worlds_End3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Haha king

[–]red__Man3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

How did you pretend to be a drug dealer and made her believe you? serious question

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have the typical look and just told a girl i sell drugs that simple

[–]Greaterbird3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Didn't work out so well for Justin Laboy.

[–]huey7646 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

"you changed my life. Did your life change?" What a mature ass nigga

[–]razenha2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's all fun and games until she gets busted with a joint and after 0.5 seconds rat your ass out.

[–]RP_782 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL! I would say fuck her another time with some lame excuse and then ghost her.

[–]Snowboard182 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Best asktrp post of the year lol

[–]stankmo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

tell her youre "hot" . the cops are watching you, so you cant go by your connection.

its not a permanent solution. but it will kick the can down the road. maybe.

[–]DerekMorganBAU9 points10 points  (8 children) | Copy

Hahahaha my nigga 😂😂😂

You're killing me but find a plug online that sells you that good shit. You should be able to find a connect by Friday if you put in the leg work. Believe it or not I've found connects on dating sites and shit too frequently

Lmao though I'm telling everyone about this my nigga you got me dead asf. Hell I might try this shit 😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

will be on the look out, but im too broke to buy it anyways

[–]BurnYourFlag6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Start selling drugs.

[–]L3onard35 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

You’ll just have to actually start dealing then...

[–]chocolatex1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

[–]caspertheghost57891 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ok, fuck it. No one is giving serious advice here but I will (although I seriously think this is a funny post).

You can go on the "deep web / darknet", buy it from there, and then sell it to her for profit. You got to be good with computers. It involves cryptocurrency, knowing how to use pgb encryption, and so forth (I'm actually a computer engineer that use to buy psychedelics from the deep web in the past). Good luck. You got to do your own research !

[–]Distractingyou1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lets read pavlov experiments and change dog to woman

Pavlov and his assistants would introduce a variety of edible cock and measure the saliva production that the items produced. Salivation, he noted, is a reflexive process. It occurs automatically in response to a specific stimulus and is not under conscious control. However, Pavlov noted that the dogs would often begin salivating in the absence of mariguana and cocaine. He quickly realized that this salivary response was not due to an automatic, physiological process so even thought the dog/girl eventually learns there is no food/drugs the dog/she will just salivate at the thought of human presence aka you.

[–]warrior_up1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Here’s what I recommend:

1.) Go stand in front of the mirror. 2,) take a real good look at yourself and think about how desperate you are for pussy 3.) punch yourself in the face

This guy. Jeezus

[–]throwawaybpdnpd1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Plot twist: she’s an undercover cop.

[–]2INNASKILLZ2K181 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jesus fucking christ.

Tell her your boy got done by the cops. Raided. You're not re-upping because you know he'll be snitching on all his contacts.

Tell her you're sorry and if she wants to cancel the sex, no worries.

And stop being stupid.

[–][deleted]  (1 child) | Copy

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

He wont hear about it because the girl is from a rich 'upper class' neighbourhood compared to mine, so no issues there.

[–]BoyFromMiami3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

So much blue pill here guys. Lying is not RP lol...

[–]huey7642 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dont lie. Thats some hoe shit right there

[–]pilot3336 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is a blue pill guys problem, post it over there

[–]dontfuckingquit1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The wholes sub is laughing at you whilst you’re digging your grave.

[–]1Red_Pill_Brotherhood1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Youre stupid. Lying about the very core of who you are to get pussy is not high value shit. Also, could be drawing negative attention to yourself. Get your head straight.

[–]Juan_20011410 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just wing it see what happens 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

[–]IrvineKafka0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Deal drugs.

[–]Cyclone35350 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Tell her you found Jesus and are no longer into drugs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Tell me you're just being silly. And if you're not being silly I actually don't know what to say to you. Depending on your jurisdiction, merely offering to supply drugs is a felony. Back away slowly from the situation.

[–]suckisuckilongtime0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Flour and broccoli my G

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

😂😂😂

[–]kenpachitz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

... Commenting just to see where this goes.

[–]DWS33_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf

[–]KidGrizz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I guess you gotta buy some weight and start drug dealing lol. Or just buy a little and keep up the front. See how long you can keep it up !

[–]PUA_Fan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Give her some grass and tell her your coke was laced so u broke other dealers mug and fucked his gf

[–]jchrist980 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You're gonna end up in jail, or worse, dead, sooner or later.

[–]WiterS20 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Never give explanations. Never apologize. Never explain yourself. Get accustomed to say "NO".

[–]PhaedrusHunt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Most guys that typical recommendation is sidebar.

For you I would say just go watch the film Taxi Driver.

[–]watchguy450 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

We need an update

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I said Im out of city for a drug deal so cant make it

[–]angeloj870 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao

[–]BitchesBrew_MF0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Congrats, you ARE the drug.....for now lulz

[–]Musicgoon-1 points0 points  (6 children) | Copy

Your game is shit. Sidebar homo.

[–]MisterRoid28 points29 points  (1 child) | Copy

Successfully pretending to be a drug dealer to get laid sounds like solid game to me.

[–]BloodSurgery0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You normally would say it as a joke thought lmao

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

yeah it is pretty shit rn but im working on it. basically taking what i can get

[–]Musicgoon4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

You're also doing stupid shit that could get your ass kicked or in trouble with some drugged out hoe. Sort yourself out.

[–]pilot3335 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

He’s a desperate kid

[–]Throwaway22247q2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

That’s solid game

[–]RahLyt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

At this point just have fun with it.

[–]_Last_Man_Standing_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Never ever share your drugs with women!!!

[–]maljo240 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lying - never good.

[–]deville050 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Shit test bro. Say you only deal in kilos

[–]iamcraker627-1 points0 points  (9 children) | Copy

Tell her you got robbed lol

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (8 children) | Copy

i think this one will probably work for now

[–]MisterRoid22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't. That will make you look weak. Better tell her your delivery boy got caught or some BS like that.

[–]pilot3332 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Yeah, double down on the lies. This should work out well lol.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

what would i do then?

[–]doc-holliday01-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ghost her ass or find drugs lol

[–]Zydianish-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Woah that's low key a fucking stupid idea.

[–]RStonePT-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Guess you better find a dealer then and get off the internet.

[–]isthatsuperman-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hold a mirror up to her and tell her you never had any drugs.

[–]alphabachelor-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Don't wear protection when you fuck her next, OP!

I need to make sure Jiffy Lube can offer dirt cheap oil changes for my Benz.

[–]EvelynnSpoiler-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Obviously you tell her that your henchmen got shot up by a rival gang and that there's gonna be a delay. Hopefully those extra few days will give you the time to think about your life and stop making silly decisions

[–]volvostupidshit-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

Someone is gonna get killed. Drug dealing is territorial, remember that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Nah shes from an upper class neighbourhood so its lowkey

[–]fartt123-4 points-3 points  (7 children) | Copy

say I don't mix bussiness with pleasure.

[–]Zydianish1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Makes no sense. A drug dealer's "business" is providing and having pleasure xD sex on some substances is absolutely godly.

[–]fartt123-2 points-1 points  (3 children) | Copy

the dealer who gets hooked on his stuff no longer stays a dealer.

[–]Zydianish0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Except if he's involved in psychedelics mainly. :::)

[–]fartt123-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Most dealer I know, only stay high on weed and touch nothing else

[–]Zydianish1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's a different situation in my place :P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

how would that work seeing as we came to an agreement?

[–]fartt1231 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

you can break agreements



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