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[–]chateauduchatFDS Newbie231 points232 points233 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😭 acknowledging your mistakes is the first step on the road to recovery from being a pickemeisha.
[–][deleted] 157 points158 points159 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg lol I needed that laugh today 😅
[–]seashellseashell52FDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Umm excuse me, how dare you make me laugh over my own faults.
[–]NomorenightmaresXFDS Newbie90 points91 points92 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao! I almost spit out my coffee. Also ouch. Same
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice59 points60 points61 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel so called out right now. 🤣
[–]warinmymind94FDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Make him use a condom seriously because... stds... and even then you aren't safe. Seriously don't go raw
[–]ThatGirl60FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only way to prevent is to get frequent testing after each new partner. STDs (most of them) aren’t the end of the world. They’re like any infectious disease, we need to eliminate them. Those who get it shouldn’t be ashamed tho, it’s so sad to me that it’s such a stigma.
[–]HmtnswFDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This just made me realize that the closest guy that is a HVM I've ever slept with never did that to me. Facials don't bother me- everyone has their guilty pleasures- but I did just put two and two together. Either way, I'd be fine if he did. LMAO.
Goes to show who is eagar to degrade you and who isn't says a lot.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one hurt.
[–]YoudidntfindthisFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Which one are we talking about 😂
[–]dirtymermaid694 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I almost choked reading this 😆
[–]DadaExperimentFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points 3 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Why do people act like this on social media? What a trashy, low class way to present herself.
[–]shortywannarockFDS Newbie83 points84 points85 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke and not a confession
[–]LookatthatsassPickmeisha™️107 points108 points109 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I find it refreshing actually. Sex isn’t some big or shameful thing and everyone makes mistakes. Seeing things like this make people less ashamed of their sexual past. The less we associate having a sexual history with being trashy and low class the better.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
For me, it's stuff like the word "creampying" which is absolutely disgusting, invented by men to be used in porn and everything similar.
Edit: i don't understand the downvotes?
[–]LookatthatsassPickmeisha™️3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m guessing your comment came off like unnecessary policing/shaming of other people’s sexual experiences.
Also this was a joke using slang intentionally to create a connection between two relatively unrelated things. If she was clinical it wouldn’t make sense and would not be funny so what would be the point
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Idk i just think that we should just abolish some of these disgusting made up words not because we are at fault for using them but because the purpose they serve is in porn :/ i just wish i never knew what creampying even means.
I once read a comment made by a scrote that replied to a post about a husband struggling to help his wife cope with infertility, and he said "someone is having trouble creampying his wife" or smth like that. I found it so disgusting.
[–]BabeOfBlasphemy125 points126 points127 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find it hilarious. Being brutally honest with yourself about past mistakes is how you level up. If you seen my dumpster fire of an ex husband - you'd think a bukake party is light weight 😆
[–]MamiG13FDS Newbie[S] 74 points75 points76 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I doubt she knows anyone personally on that account based on the screen name.
[–]textbasedpanda35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is the ability to laugh at your old mistakes trashy? It shows you've learned better.
[–]TexiMcCraeFDS Newbie55 points56 points57 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m not a huge fan of divulging that much information about my bedroom escapades either. A lot of people think being tacky is being progressive.
[–]littleredpartydress_FDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh this was clearly a funny joke I will admit a lot of twitters sex confessions or jokes or relatability things or cringey.
[–]kawaiipop24FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twitter is just weird like that. You alarmingly find out a lil too much info about ppl on there. Some of it is unnecessary
[–]seashellseashell52FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say this to every comedian who talks shit about themselves on stage. It’s just a joke, sheesh.
[–]KevlarSweetheartFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I agree. I'm far from being a prude but I wish she had said it a different way.
[–]ThatGirl60FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The who point is this is funny, it’s a tweet. It’s supposed to be short and funny.
[–]1birdofprey1FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That did hurt
[–]Jenny_Saint_QuanPickmeisha™️3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yo...she didn't have to go this far. Now I feel like I'm being attacked by her AND Op.
[–]littleredpartydress_FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noooooo 💀💀💀😭😭😭
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Luckily I'm not into that and refuse to let anyone do it to me so my face has been pie free
[–]CherishedcrownFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol a creampie isn’t to your face
[–]MamiG13FDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea I read it as cream pie to your cooter. Apparently others thought it meant to your face too.
[–]mitzislippersFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
gurl cream pie in ya coochie not the face 😩
[–]bringtwizzlersFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfaooo
[–]sunset_sunshine30FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha brilliant!
[–]uglygalthrowFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cringe
[–]GAaliyah12Pickmeisha™️0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO only once tho. This has me tripping
[–]radarieFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this hit right where it hurts lmao
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