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The Best Sex She EVER Had

672 upvotes
by trpfieldreport on /r/TheRedPill
06 May 2015 05:08 PM UTC
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Dudes, please. You're killing me with this shit.

I don't know if I've just been stumbling on this shit by chance, or if the massive growth of this sub is leading to Fucking New Guys who think they know what they're talking about; but fuck.

We have to talk about something, and that is the shit women say about your sexual prowess and the size of your piece.

It's quite simple. Treat the things they say about your sexual prowess the same way you treat the things they say about the kind of guys they like: Don't fucking listen to it.

If you actually had any sexual prowess beyond seizing on top of a girl who is laying still like a corpse, you wouldn't need your ego inflated nor believe the shit she says.

I can't remember the last time a girl didn't pull out my dick and remark on how big it was (Oh my god it's WAYYYY bigger than my ex's dick!) Dudes, I'm not packing an intense amount of heat. It's not a porn star's dick.

These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals. If inflating your ego is one of the steps they think they need to take, they will do so shamelessly, and will tell you that your shitty cunnilingus made them cum 7 times in 3 minutes.

In all likelihood, you are not the best sex she's ever had, and you do not have the monster cock she tells you that you do.

If you had any sexual prowess, she wouldn't be able to formulate complete sentences to tell you any of that bullshit.



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405 upvotesmomomotorboat4 years ago

The real measure in all things is one's actions. Is she coming back for more? How often? How does she act when she doesn't get it? Those are the indicators you're looking for.

43 upvotesLuvBeer4 years ago

Back when I cooked professionally, we judged the success of our dishes not on peoples' comments, but on how many dishes came back eaten.

78 upvotesGunplayin4 years ago

Rule #1- Her perception of your VALUE is more important than your technique.

18 upvotesRed_August4 years ago

90% of the sexual act occurs between her ears before you even touch her.

99 upvotesMarsupian4 years ago

Completely agree, if you give her the best sex in her life she will be trying to get on your dick non fucking stop.

21 upvotesMordorsFinest4 years ago

She might be after your money or status

62 upvotesMarsupian4 years ago

If the sex ain't good she won't be jumping on the dick constantly. She'll either give enough sex to keep you around or fuck relatively consistently. If the sex is life changing (every chick has a dick change her life at some point) she'll be on that shit non stop. When you have to regularly turn down sex from a hot girl you know you fucked her good.

14 upvotesImFeklhr4 years ago

(every chick has a dick change her life at some point)

What do you base this claim on?

17 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

Yeah...that statement made me cringe. Comments like that one are exactly what the OP is talking about.

4 upvotesHeinousFu_kery4 years ago

Or that you're about to be fucked good yourself - hot chicks can play the money/status game like no other.

4 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

Do you even realize how ridiculous you sound? I think the next step for you is gaining some self-awareness.

3 upvotesqiang_shi4 years ago

Yeah but after six months and not once has she put me in position where I spend money on her...

21 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Bros....yes she might be coming back but it most likely isn't because you are the best. Think of yourself as ice cream. Bitches love ice cream. And they can get it just as easily as sex. Well, if you could get sex as easy as ice cream, wouldn't you choose different flavours? Hell, I don't get sex as much as a chick but I still wouldn't mind an Asian or Spanish flavour every once in a while. Well, you are the same to a slut. You are just a flavour. You might be that flavour that goes slow and steady. Or rabbit fast....or deep and long stroke. It is all in what she is in the mood for. Hell, she might have went and seen 50 Shades and wanted to be dominated. So, she hits up that dominate flavour man. It's great that she keeps coming back but always remember that she will get tired of your flavour sooner or later.

The key is to improve yourself so you have that bright label with the words "Awesome sauce caffeine with every bite". Your SMV is your advertisement....your bright letters and cool tiger mascot on your box. It is there to attract the little girls with short attention spans and have them screaming "I want, I want".

7 upvotesPianoIsGod4 years ago

Beyond the game. Your comment makes it sound like we should be constantly proving ourselves to women. Women (like money) are a result. Build yourself and the "results" will follow. Never make women or money your "why", this is a flawed path.

7 upvotesPrinceofSpades4 years ago

Exactly. Just like the steps you took to sleep with her to begin with, pay more attention to her actions and responses and not so much her words.

If you need to validate your dick, go pull out a ruler.

If you need to validate your sex, go beat off and try to last over an hour while moving your hips instead of your hand. Bonus points if you do it on your knees/standing up.

Seriously. Your ego should already be popping off because you were born a man and you are the one sleeping with her now. Needing anything more just shows you have insecurities. Every. Single. Girl. I've fucked has said "best sex of my life" and "biggest dick I've touched;" doesn't mean I go around spouting it off to others because it's irrelevant.

1 upvotesbitseybee4 years ago

"How does she act when she doesn't get it?"

^ THIS

0 upvotesBippotybop4 years ago

Women aren't that driven by sex to begin with and to expect them to be sex fiends like some of us guys is unrealistic. 9/10 times a vibrator is going to get them off better than your dick. Can your dick vibrate? Now turning them on and making them feel butterflies is going to get you farther than getting them off.

14 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

Women aren't that driven by sex to begin with

That's cuck reasoning. Various classmates masturbated more than i ever did. It was even intimidating, sort of. Like, am i sick, to not have the sex drive of a girl? Females' lack of sexual drive is a beta myth. Females like sex and interpersonal relations way more than males do.

"9/10 times a vibrator is going to get them off better than your dick."

Of course it will. Like 10/10 times a death grip wank will make you come faster than any girl could, or high quality porn will make you hornier than the the hottest female on the planet could.

But that's cheating, that's hijacking the human body. Penises aren't supposed to vibrate, the clit isn't supposed to be directly stimulated, and vaginas aren't supposed to have the strenght and fastness of an hand.

Null points.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Women aren't that driven by sex to begin with

Victorian belief. Now where are my smelling salts?

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Can your dick vibrate?

Yes, yes it can.

3 upvotesgetbackdownhere4 years ago

Can your dick vibrate?

No.

Can your vibrator plow into her with a mind of its own? Drive her into the bed? Pin her legs back and her arms down? Can a vibrator growl into her ear how hot she makes it and how bad it wants her? Does the vibrator's hot breath on her throat ignite the primitive corner of her mind after it tangles its hand in her hair and pulls her chin up? Will a vibrator strip off her clothes as well as her ego, bringing out her inner slut to make its plaything, then put her all back together again once she's completely spent?

196 upvoteskick64 years ago

If she says you have a big dick, and you fuck good you can conclude exactly one thing: she likes you. But trust me, the instant you piss her off...............you're 3" at full mast, and you never made her cum. That's the breaks.

56 upvotesVietnom4 years ago

I dated a Danish girl once and this was exactly what happened. It went from "the best sex she ever had," when we were together to "our sex was always terrible" after we broke up.

13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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1 upvotesRedSovereign4 years ago

Don't post image macros.

29 upvotesbsutansalt4 years ago

My ex pulled that and talked down about me to her friends, which I was told about. The next time I ran into her I reminded her of our sex tapes I have that proved otherwise. (hinting that if she ever pulled that shit again I might show someone to defend myself from her lies)

-5 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That's a bit of a dick move threatening her. I think that's unacceptable without her consent, am I the only one?

4 upvotesrussianskinhead4 years ago

Nevermind the context of her bad mouthing him, he's a dick because he's meeeeaaaaaan.

3 upvotesTechnoRaptor4 years ago

to be fair i have a normal sized dick and i get called big, and sooo good. i dont think im that good, i think its just common courtesy becaus generally sex=good.

3 upvoteskick64 years ago

My dick is impressively average, and I've experienced both circumstances.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Had this with an ex girlfriend as well.

147 upvoteswaitfor_ittt4 years ago

I'm average sized, had a girl tell me I'm huge. I laughed in her face because of the pathetic attempt at ego inflation. Everybody wishes for an extra inch of length of of girth, but whatever. Play to your strengths. I kept fucking her, and fucked her many more times after that. Maybe I'm not the biggest dick they'll get, but I'll spit in their mouths and throw them around and make sure their endorphins are raging. I'll have fun treating them like a sex toy, and so will they. Its not so bad once you put it into practice, it's getting past the insecurities that is the hard part. Average sized is great, going balls deep is great, I'm an animal and this is my meat stick, and I will penetrate meat flaps until the day I die.

125 upvotesforgetful_storytellr4 years ago

I'm an animal and this is my meat stick, and I will penetrate meat flaps until the day I die.

Should be knitted on a pillow somewhere.

19 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Yeah, my nan had one done in memory of Ernie.

4 upvotesrossiFan4 years ago

If you're really committed, you'll have it tattooed on your penis.

13 upvoteswiseclockcounter4 years ago

that's quite the compound sentence for an average sized dick though. might have to lighthouse it.

3 upvotestraw894 years ago

This is my meat stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Wasn't that line from the new Mad Max trailer?

24 upvotesLuvBeer4 years ago

but I'll spit in their mouths and throw them around

Don't forget to have them rim you. Chicks luv hairy man ass.

18 upvotesbsutansalt4 years ago

Reminds me of this...

13 upvotestruthfully_red4 years ago

Risky click. Wasn't too bad.

1 upvotesArdgarius4 years ago

not sure if I want to see some hairy man arse

5 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

Yeah, make sure to piss on them too. It establishes dominance and really gets those endorphins flowing.

8 upvotesnewls4 years ago

Reminds me of the 50 Shades parody on the radio on GTA V.

"I worked hard to be taken seriously as a woman in a man's world. Now I've realised it was all nonsense, and all I've really wanted is a rich pervert!"

Go out and buy the smash hit that taught men everywhere that if you're rich enough, she'll let you pee on her.

25 upvotesHatorader4 years ago

I can't fucking stand it when my current main girl tells me I fuck her the best and she constantly tells me how big my dick is, and it's not, it's barely above average. And this girl has fucked hundreds of guys and done everything under the sun. The blatant lie that she thinks she can get a away with is what really makes me angry. It's like, how fucking stupid do you think I' am? You've had guys with massive cocks and huge physiques and had them two or more at a time sometimes. But my little 5'7" ass is the best? Ok skank, just suck my dick and stop talking please.

10 upvotesTitsAndWhiskey4 years ago

Yeah I hate that shit. Unless they can REALLY sell it, then it's like watching a movie. I know it's fake, but still entertaining.

7 upvotesredditarcm894 years ago

my current girl (singular)

this girl has fucked hundreds of guys

Care to explain?

just suck my dick and stop talking please.

Is it possible that she's just talking dirty to you, to get you turned on?

1 upvotesHatorader4 years ago

Sorry, explain what? She doesn't always say it when we're gonna fuck. She says it for example, after a fight. Things like, "The only reason I come back to you is cause of your cock". I'm as confused as you are. And yes, my current girl, singular, I don't fuck other girls on the regular, too busy and I don't give a fuck about it enough to pursue any female that hard.

2 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

I feel you. On a similar note, I have this girl who would pretend to be innocent and say shit like, "we're not suppose to be doing this" or "I didn't expect that to happen", whenever we start/finish having sex.

It damn near turns me off because I'm thinking, "Cut the crap, bitch. You only come over at night, never before 9pm... I'm not fucking stupid". And what pisses me off even more is that she has said this multiple times. Though only in situations where we go a few weeks without talking.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Don't be so down on yourself man.

1 upvotesTitsAndWhiskey4 years ago

He's not being down on himself. It's just annoying to hear women trying to sell obvious lies. When a woman does that, she's saying "I think you're a fucking idiot." - that's almost worse than her saying you have a small dick.

Like I said, the rare occasions where she can sell the lie are entertaining, but rare. I had one girl (who was dumb as a box of hammers) tell me "oh my god, do you see me getting off just from sucking your huge cock?"

Now, I'm average. My dick has its impressive moments like any other dick, but not huge by any stretch. But I enjoyed that lie, because she sold it well. How? Well, obviously she wasn't having an orgasm from giving head, but she was clearly enjoying the fuck out of it and worshiping my dick. She added the completely unnecessary "huge" because in that moment she was in love with my cock. To her, in that moment in time, it was the biggest dick ever just because she wanted it.

That's when it works. When she does it not to massage your ego, but because in her brain at that time, she FEELS the lie.

2 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

...why exactly do you spit in their mouths?

8 upvotesfatalcharm4 years ago

Gotta assert your dominance somehow.

1 upvoteshikiru4 years ago

I pull hair and bite personally. Sink your teeth into the right nerve cluster and they are suddenly putty in your hands.

1 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

Some people like that shit.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

For me I just bask in the glory that I do have a huge penis. Might be false but who really cares about size? Act like you have a huge penis and enjoy her attempts to satiate her ego!

40 upvotesyaardi4 years ago

Maybe you do have a big dick but you've been watching so much porn that you think it's average. Just saying.

9 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Measure the damn thing if you HAVE to be sure.

11 upvotesHatorader4 years ago

We have! That's how we know they're lying.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

No, you have to measure the porn star's dick. The camera adds six inches.

1 upvotesmichaelconnery19854 years ago

And make sure you minus off 3 inches to get the accurate answer

74 upvotesTagaKnight4 years ago

Anything a woman tells you, take with a grain of salt.

39 upvotesHeadingRed4 years ago

In this case the grain is often about the size of a Buick Roadmaster

4 upvotesrossiFan4 years ago

I was thinking a salt lick that ranchers use, but potato poTAHto.

1 upvotesHeadingRed4 years ago

If it's a special salt lick intended for bison then I could get behind that.

15 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Anything anybody tells you, take with a grain of salt.

16 upvotesplentyoffishes4 years ago

Including what you just said.

20 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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4 upvotesplentyoffishes4 years ago

No reason to downvote me, I was just making a joke.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Wasn't me, I didn't even vote, but have a couple of upvotes anyway to bring balance to the force.

13 upvotesoptimumone4 years ago

Everything a woman tells you, take with a grain of sale (Fixed that for you.)

I don't hate women for being women. Everything they do - and everything your mom did in her relationships - was designed to get a response. Eyelashs, makeup, bras, hose, hair, waxing, shoes are designed to get a purpose. As Chris Rock says, "Everything about a woman is a lie.. and you are surprised when a lie comes out of their mouth." You should be shocked when they tell the truth.

And , by the way, if men were the weaker sex and had to use their wits, cunning, and emotions to EAT, finds SHELTER, and procreate in protection: We would do the same thing. The exact, same thing.

3 upvotesCyralea4 years ago

You should be shocked when they tell the truth

Ain't it the truth. Fun experiment, spend a week acting like everything out of a woman's mouth is a bold-faced lie. Remark at the end of the week how dead accurate you were in your predictions.

-1 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

if men were the weaker sex and had to use their wits, cunning, and emotions to EAT, finds SHELTER, and procreate in protection: We would do the same thing. The exact, same thing.

You mean if men were women.

Because i've seen a lot of weak, useless, helpless men, and not one of them resorted to the mental gymnastics and the total lack or respect and coherence that is the standard of every woman's life.

2 upvotesiopq4 years ago

You must not spend a lot of time on /r/justneckbeardthings

3 upvotesNiketi4 years ago

Our next criticism: TRP advice causes heart disease.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

A grain in a half is also acceptable.

4 upvotesTheQuickAndTheRed4 years ago

A spoon full of sugar helps the sexuality go down~

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Anything a woman tells you, take with a jar of salt*

22 upvotesGunplayin4 years ago

If you don't need any foreplay for her to be soaked, then you could quite possibly be the best sex she's had. Just the anticipation of you is enough.

22 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

This so much. You also have to try and contain what they say about past sexual experiences IMO. I remember with one ex I had she would always fucking talk about her past sexual experiences and it would piss me off, so I just told her to stow that shit and never mention her ex or the CC she rode.

She would say how she came 5 times in a row and blah blah blah with her ex, and it would subconsciously make me feel inadequate if I only made her cum 3 times in a row. It was ridiculous. The last time I ever had sex with her I made her climax twice before I wanted a BJ to finish. She refused because she was drunk off a quarter bottle of wine and tired. Bull shit laziness.

I think this is where you have to watch out for in chicks that have been fucked ten ways from Sunday. They have already had the best sex they have ever had. They still love sex, but they won't be giving you their best effort. Coincidentally the next girl I had sex with was relatively inexperienced and would blow me without hesitation.

14 upvotesTekkomanKingz4 years ago

Who really cares how many times she cums anyways? There is not really a biological role or purpose for female ejaculation. Stop caring how you measure up this is RP 101 fundamentals. Just fuck her, feel good and keep your options open.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

This was around a year ago before I found out about TRP.

Was just saying.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Female orgasms significantly increase the chances of insemination. The more she wants your genes, the more she orgasms.

10 upvotesballisti4 years ago

TIL: I don't want to get her off.

1 upvotesTekkomanKingz4 years ago

Exactly keep that shit just wet enough for pleasure.

4 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

You know how she's usually lying when she says you're the biggest and the best? In the same vein, she's almost certainly lying about her ex too. Whether it was conscious or subconscious, her goal was to make you feel inadequate, and the only reason she would do that is if she suffered from a severe lack of self-esteem.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

only reason she would do that is if she suffered from a severe lack of self-esteem

Yep. She had some trouble with her self image and used sex to make herself seem validated.

1 upvotesHeizenbrg4 years ago

With all the cum they gobble I'm surprised how they get drunk so easily.

1 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

Nah. Any chick who is dumb enough to talk to me about how great the sex with her ex was is too dumb for me to deal with.

Immediate next... after I have sex with her once.

0 upvotesLoopholeinwhiskey4 years ago

the worst girls are the ones who just lay there and let the guy do the work. boring and plain.

-6 upvotesyaardi4 years ago

The last time I ever had sex with her I made her climax twice before I wanted a BJ to finish. She refused because she was drunk off a quarter bottle of wine and tired. Bull shit laziness.

You can always jerk off and cum on her face/tits. Requires zero effort on her part.

15 upvotesLuvBeer4 years ago

You can also save your load for one of your side bitches who isn't so fucking lazy.

36 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

If a woman tells me something, I assume that there's a 1/3 chance that she's intentionally bullshitting me, a 1/3 chance that she's unintentionally bullshitting me and a 1/3 chance that she's speaking the truth. In other words, it's useless information.

22 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

I assume she is bullshitting me, not a 1/3, not half, but straight up full of shit no matter what she says. Same with men, but I'm not fucking them. Everyone has to prove themselves, I trust nobody at face value.

3 upvotesIVIaskerade4 years ago

Women powertalk and gametalk, they do not straight talk.

17 upvotesChairBorneMGTOW4 years ago

I had a horrible scenario where a woman in her 30's had never had an orgasm - even masturbating - until I got to her (and I had to use an electronic aid I'll admit, she had serious problems orgasming).

Anyways...

You ever see those YouTube videos of baby ducks that follow around some human because they imprinted on that person instead of their own mom? Can't be away for 3 seconds, follow so close they're in danger of getting squooshed underfoot when the human is walking?

Like that.

Only with a stalker woman. Lasted months.

THAT'S how you know.

[edit: This is what I'm talkin' bout] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyO3x5KAihc

56 upvotesTehFuggernaut4 years ago

That said, if you hear in a roundabout grape vine kind of way that 2 girls you've slept with tell their girl friends that your dick is big, it might be bigger than average.

36 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

This is the litmus test. I don't listen to shit bitches say, least of all in the moment. Back when I gave a shit enough to snoop through my ex's phone I saw she tells her friends I'm the best sex of her life. They were trying to get her to dump me, she was complaining that she couldn't because the dicking was too good. So I dumped her and kept fucking her on the side. Saved money, saved face, learned a lesson, still getting ass NSA.

10 upvotesKaribouLouDied4 years ago

Uh huh. I take everything people say on this site with a grain of salt too.

8 upvotesnomad-oz4 years ago

In my younger, before I realized AWALT I'd often chat up two girls, take them home for drinks, then fuck the cuter one leaving the other on the couch. After a few weeks when I had plated the cutie to a regular weeknight, I noticed her GF would call around with some excuse like to borrow a book, or she left something behind. She would be extremely friendly. I thought she was sent by the cutie as a test to see if I was the cheating type. Never shit where you eat or plate two friends I thought. ... WRONG! all girls talk about your size and prowess in bed. If her GF calls around it because she wants some good cock action.

Always bring your A-Game to bed. If you're tired it's better to make her wait than put in a lesser performance. If your equipment is average your performance needs to be well above.

There is never enough good cock to go around. Word spreads fast on the Secret Women's Gossip Network. They are willing to share, steal or cheat to get it.

Only after you fuck her younger sister at her birthday party and she waits for her turn without complaint can you assume you are the best she has had.

1 upvotesiliketurdles1234 years ago

i'm wondering though, if you have any wisdom for me here. I've experienced this twice, one example; a female friend of a previous "plate", i guess, loudly told me and a bunch of other friends at a bar table that the plate thought I had a really big dick, while we were drinking. The plate was a feminist, so she would never say something like that to me directly. Now, I don't think I have a really big dick, I think it's a bit above average with 6.5-6.7 inches dependant on arousal (something like that). So I'm wondering if guys run around and inflate their penis size? Cause I've been told that I have this wonderful dick by at least two girls directly too (excluding the second-hand comments from friends of ex-plates), but here I am comparing measurements to the national average and I'm like w00t? Keep in mind I'm slim and 5' 8 tall, while also kinda knowing what spots to hit, so maybe it "seems" bigger to them? Maybe there's hamstering going on, and not them being sinister by trying to validate you iot gain power in the future by witholding validation?

3 upvotesTehFuggernaut4 years ago

Girls are completely stupid. Every dick is 8"+ or 4". There is no middle ground. I have a buddy who told me his GF made him wear magnum condoms, and he said he's completely average around 6"

1 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

Lmao I had a chick tell me how big my dick was constantly. Even bragging to her friends. Then she was pissed when she realized I wasn't wearing a "magnum". Called the condoms I was wearing, cheap. "Bitch. These condoms cost damn near $3 each! Get out my face with that shit."

16 upvotestwixil4 years ago

I dunno, every time I have a great chocolate chip cookie I feel like it's the best one I've ever had.

34 upvotesjustbeaman4 years ago

Some RP truths right here. lack of comments suggest it is a sensitive issue for most.

9 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Here's a RP truth. Get the HPV vaccine if you plan on going down on girls. It doesn't protect against all strains, but it is better than nothing. My friend just got HPV-related throat cancer. Sloots gonna sloot, and most probably have nasty strains. Just because you have likely been exposed to one strain or another...does not mean you want to start a collection.

2 upvotesHeizenbrg4 years ago

HPV is good, only three shots every six months, highly recommend. Don't be stupid and face a slut dragon empty handed.

0 upvotesrossiFan4 years ago

The only ones replying are the ones with truly bigger than average members.

8 upvotesDisposable_TRP4 years ago

Replied; may engorging magic bless my ding-a-ling.

31 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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36 upvotesFastbac4 years ago

I told my LTR (the first few weeks of our dating) I was going to fuck her so good she wouldn't know what day it was. Afterwards I asked her what day it was and she laughed so hard she almost fell out of bed (because she had no idea) and when she tried to talk her mouth didn't work.

We still laugh about it.

14 upvotesChairBorneMGTOW4 years ago

This is awesome. Sorry amigo, but I gotta steal your idea.

23 upvotesRedVillain4 years ago

This is still reddit after all. I'd go so far as to say that even a lot of the good content posted on here by RP veterans is self-congratulatory ego stroking. Just take the things you can learn I guess.

15 upvotesMarsupian4 years ago

Overconfidence is a good thing as long as its combined with self relativation, self reflection and a lack of need of outside validation.

Its like a grounded form of narcissism. You know you are the best but you also know you are nothing and that it doesn't matter.

11 upvotesredbluepilling4 years ago

You know you are the best but you also know you are nothing and that it doesn't matter.

O, the human brain. Such a gymnast.

6 upvotesMarsupian4 years ago

Truth. It's good to realize that your brain works in a way that optimizes your survival. Not in a way that allows you to see reality as clearly as possible.

4 upvotesredbluepilling4 years ago

And even stepping back further, you can develop the ability to choose how you think... knowing when a semi-delusional narrative is more powerful and useful than bleak cynicism, balancing the extremes for optimal success.

5 upvotesMarsupian4 years ago

Exactly, part of why I value meditation/mindfulness etc. Good tools to learn healthy habits for your mind. Same with lifting heavy really, part of it is learning that primal confidence that comes from achieving great feats of strength and then carrying that into your social interactions. Something about pulling more than twice your weight off the ground changes how you interact with people.

1 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

What you're referring to is just called "confidence". Overconfidence, by definition, is always a weakness because it means you have failed to properly evaluate yourself.

There's also no such thing as a "grounded narcissist". That's an oxymoron.

6 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Yeah, but stories can also illustrate that even you can do something, even when you thought you never would. Might sound like ego, but it can also be motivation, education, and proving that if some old, short, fat fuck can bang hot chicks, you can too if you get off your ass and earn it.

19 upvotesPM_ME_YOUR_MEMES_4 years ago

I don't give a fuck if it's the best sex SHE'S ever had. I care about if it's the best sex I'VE ever had. Fuck that noise.

7 upvotesNightGod4 years ago

The only time to even consider believing that comment is when it's years later and you're just reminiscing about good times and she says it.

And even then....

13 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Years later? You mean after she hits the wall and starts looking for BB? Yeah, I wouldn't

3 upvotesNightGod4 years ago

Usually they've already married their BB by then.

4 upvotesFattestRabbit4 years ago

I feel like you wrote this specifically for /u/DarkisKnight.

3 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

The match that sets the bomb off. I've seen a lot of this ego stroking shit recently and these FNGs who believe it.

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1 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

It sounds like she has a cuckold fetish. I wouldn't take anything she said seriously, I'm sure she says it to everyone. The truth is that you could have had a massive dick and left her with welts on her ass and she still would have found ways to make you feel inadequate because that's what turns her on.

1 upvoteswiseclockcounter4 years ago

dude your dick is 6 inches wide? holy shit

lol, anyways, I'm pretty sure in your case she was actually being brutally honest. Not that you don't have the right to prefer a plainer jane, but it doesn't sound like she was manipulating you more than she was simply explaining her needs in a bitchy way. Gotta get in touch with your aggression bro.

12 upvotesstupidstupidHL4 years ago

Should I not compliment my next BF on dick size? Will u ever relax and take the compliment? It's not like we have rolodexes we can show you of previous partners to prove it. Is it a worthless compliment?

30 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

Go about complimenting his dick, there's no reason not to. But a smart man shouldn't let it go to his head.

This isn't a message aimed at women, it's aimed at these young dudes who actually believe they are the best dude on the planet in bed.

I'll tell you that you have the greatest pussy of all time when I'm fucking you, doesn't mean it's true. I just like to say it and fuck the shit out of you for funsies.

3 upvoteszuperfly4 years ago

I believe any good thing girls say to me. Gotta boost that ego man.

20 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

Get a girl to swallow your cum - all the ego boost you'll ever need.

1 upvotesKaribouLouDied4 years ago

What a bluepill statement... You shouldn't need ego boosting/validation from women. God damn this sub is going to shit.

0 upvoteszuperfly4 years ago

Just because I don't need something doesn't mean I don't want it. Get your facts straight.

3 upvotesKaribouLouDied4 years ago

"gotta boost that ego man"

No, you sound like you need it. You obviously aren't very sure of yourself. The frame has a few holes in it, huh?

Women are the tip of the iceberg with TRP, which unfortunately this sub is ONLY focusing on. . They should provide nothing but pussy in your life.

4 upvotesAll-DayErrDay4 years ago

What if he's not well-endowed, what are you gonna compliment him on?

12 upvotesozaq4 years ago

How his dick doesn't smell bad

1 upvotesrussianskinhead4 years ago

I agree with op, women lie to inflate their man's ego, so it only makes sense to always assume that it's bullshit, even though there might be a few who are genuine. You might say the truth but the guy you are with shouldn't take it seriously. The same goes for everything bad you say a out your ex. It's half truths at best.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

You'll KNOW when you're really getting to it.

Cause you'll have mastered YOUR technique over time.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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10 upvotesAll-DayErrDay4 years ago

At first I felt bad, but then I realized that he had his dick in her and probably enjoyed the fuck out of it. Win-win for him.

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5 upvotesUmphreysMcGee4 years ago

Wait, you actually told him what she said?

4 upvotesrossiFan4 years ago

Well, if she's squirting all over your bed and bucking like a calf getting branded, then it's probably not an act. But by those indicators, it's my determination that I rocked her world.

Otherwise, preach that shit, brother.

3 upvotesJohn_MayerMaynot4 years ago

Every girl I've been with has either said nothing or that I'm on the small side. I never care. I keep doing 'em until it's over for whatever reason.

It'd be awesome if a chick would lie to me a little, but I've yet to have that luck:)

How do you guys end up with all the girls that'll lie to you and I end up with the honest ones! haha

1 upvotesportmantoux4 years ago

Psst, sometimes guys don't know that they're actually big.

7 upvotesLeGrandDiableBlanc4 years ago

Why do women lie about a man's sexual prowess?

They think we give a shit.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

If a girl says to you your the biggest she has had, you stop what your doing for a moment, Look her dead in the eyes and say "Shut up slut" Then carry on doing what you were doing previously.

9 upvotesLuvBeer4 years ago

unless she's 18, then it's sort of sweet.

0 upvotesSocialJusticeWhiner4 years ago

By the time they're 18 it's usually too late!

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

So far this is the only rational response.

1 upvotesfrys1804 years ago

Well, there's more rational responses..

I mean if she's into that then yeah. But for all women that say that probably not.

7 upvotesredbluepilling4 years ago

What's the point of this post? How is ego-checking / knocking confidence about sex helpful? You seem to imply that it's unlikely you're the best. But this is TRP, and if you're doing it right, it's quite possible. With experience, assertiveness, dominance, and value, it's quite easy, especially if she's young.

She may comment on your average size cock as being so big, but that's one way of hamstering why she enjoyed it so much. Either way, she wants to fuel your masculinity so you keep fucking her well. Sex is largely mental, and if you're in that dynamic where she always craves you, then you very well may be the best sex she's ever had. I've nicknamed a few of my girls the same name: 'Puddles'. Best or not, I'm sure as hell up there.

Also, one night stands... there's no reason to fuel your ego when you both know you wont see each other again. If they say it, they fucking mean. Take pride in how far you've come and how you can fully indulge in that moment.

14 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

The point is simple: Don't believe shit women say that inflates your ego. It's generally bullshit.

2 upvotesredbluepilling4 years ago

Well, sure, be wary, as in, don't saddle up with the first girl to tell you you're a god. But, when I hear that, it's not 'generally bullshit'. It's confirmation of my own improvement through experience. Exaggerated or not, for a novice, it can only help.

4 upvoteswiseclockcounter4 years ago

Being delusional can never help. It's statistically sound to give OP's advice because the number of guys being told this is too high for it to be true all the time. And what you're saying is basically that feelz-over-realz is best for the guy. This is TRP, for christsake... "If they say it, they fucking mean it"? I'm happy for your apparent success, but OPs point is very useful for everyone else out there.

2 upvotesredbluepilling4 years ago

Delusion can override cynicism, allowing you to do great things. It's important to recognize when one is out of control though. In this case, feelz-over-realz can be good if they keep on the process. If they take that made-up ego boost and apply it to the next girl, guess what, they think they're a sex god, and they act like it. They get experience acting at a high level. I'm very much again the phrase 'fake it til you make it', but if you genuinely can convince yourself of greatness, it translates into action and valuable experience. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Contrast this to the more cynical attitude that "I'm not that great and she's just trying to manipulate me". That's far too negative, and can be difficult to find use in. Yes, see you're not great yet and improve, but in the same regard, sex is bravado and confidence, and it's easier to attain higher levels of those on a false narrative.

4 upvotesPizzaPopcornPasta4 years ago

Actions matters. Words do not. Pretty sure this is common knowledge.

2 upvotesFutdashukup4 years ago

You know if she came hard. If you don't, you never.

0 upvotesMightyTaint4 years ago

Meh, the majority of women can't come from penetration alone, regardless of penis size. Of those who can't, most can come from clit simulation, which can be achieved by pelvis contact while having penetrative sex. Bottom line being, it's the clit, not the dick, that makes most women come.

2 upvotesalpinehighest4 years ago

yes please, nobody cares especially us...her telling you.. your the best sex shes ever had...... is her stroking your ego, reeling you in for the kill next you know shes got you and bam your back to beta

2 upvotesCopperFox3c4 years ago

There is an element of control using sex for any female. It is part of the arsenal mother nature has equipped her with, part of the biological imperative of any species. It is neither good nor bad, it simply "is". Sexual mating strategy is amoral, after all.

But don't doubt such machinations are in play any time you strip down to do the deed, regardless whether they are conscious or subconscious. Be aware, be very aware. You have to play the game too, or get played.

2 upvotesDigitalMining4 years ago

These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals.

Yep. Ex told me I blacked out in early stages of relationship and told her that I loved her. My memory is terrible when I drink, so I believed it. I later found out that she conned me into this and I didn't say shit. She forced it out of me. So fucking sneaky.

She also used to feed my ego by saying, "you're the best sex I've ever had," even going further saying, "I hadn't actually cum till I met you." I believed it at the time, but it seemsgirls will say anything to manipulate your feelings towards them. As a naive young adult I was thinking "OMG I must be so fkin special". Truth is, a dicks a dick!

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

The most sound advice I could give any man on fucking: Seriously, treat her like your ragdoll fuck slave. Never fails.

2 upvotesGuitarHero074 years ago

As with many things, take what a woman says about your sexual performance with a grain of salt. It is subject to her feels at any given time. If she perceives your SMV to be extremely high, you will be a stud in her eyes even if you're just mediocre. You could be hung like a pornstar and give her a world rocking jackhammering every time but if she's pissed, she'll tell people that you're a pencil dicked loser.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Popped gf cherry, so it is.

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

Standing ovation for you mate.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Possibly on the wrong subreddit to suggest this, but there is also a chance that what she is saying is "true" in her mind by the standards of location bias (both time and physicallity).

I'm not saying this is true for all women, but maybe for some.

Consider this: The act of something is often different from the memory of something. For her, the memory of her previous sexual partners will have gotten worse with memory. Where as you are here right now, so by contrast the guy she remembers as a jerk who may have been great in bed is not remembered that way. Her feelings for you enhance the sex to the point where she thinks it's the best she's ever had, same will be true when she has sex with the next guy, as it was when she had sex with the Last.

Ive been on the other end of hearing "best sex I've ever had" etc etc, and not believed it for a min - you'd be stupid to. and most guys have said the same to girls, it's something that someone might believe in the moment, whether it's true or not.

2 upvotesiopq4 years ago

I was my girlfriend's first. I am quite literally the best she's ever had.

2 upvotesgoodboy4 years ago

I only ever have sex with virgins. That way it always is the best sex she ever had.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

This sub is overrun with imposters and needs to become a pass protect members only deal. Same thing happens as all over Reddit. Getting popular is the beginning of the end because getting popular is how all the bottom feeders who do not belong end up learning about it and trolling their lives away.

5 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

I agree. I'm regularly reporting threads for being irrelevant.

Dudes are trying to come in and turn this place into a fucking echo chamber of "Hey guys I swallowed the pill, I'm alpha now!"

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

It doesn't matter if you are a terrible lay if she finds you very attractive she will believe you are great sex.

If your girlfriend managed to get fucked by Brad Pitt, it wouldn't matter if he was pushing rope and lasted 90 seconds, she would still think of it as the best sex she has ever had because Brad Pitt is the "Best" man she ever had sex with.

The end.

1 upvotesJumpXVI4 years ago

I can't remember the last time a girl didn't pull out my dick and remark on how big it was (Oh my god it's WAYYYY bigger than my ex's dick!) Dudes, I'm not packing an intense amount of heat. It's not a porn star's dick.

These bitches will say anything they think they need to say to achieve their goals. If inflating your ego is one of the steps they think they need to take, they will do so shamelessly, and will tell you that your shitty cunnilingus made them cum 7 times in 3 minutes.

And maybe her ex wasn't a porn star either. I think the reminder that I'm not the first to hit that is more disconcerting than the prospect of, at worst, a white lie.

I understand why you wrote this (DarkisKnight etc). The larger point is that we shouldn't get comfortable with our women and think that all we have to do is whip out our "biggest she's ever seen" dick and put it in her for guaranteed one-orgasm-per-minute sex.

I do think, though, that there are a lot worse things than a girl at worst flattering you emptily and at best paying you a genuine compliment so you enjoy sex with her more. It's only ego-inflation if you don't think it could be actually true.

1 upvotesTekkomanKingz4 years ago

If you had any sexual prowess, she wouldn't be able to formulate complete sentences to tell you any of that bullshit.

Silence is golden here. You know you did good work when there are few to no words...Unfortunately this is hard to tell in anything but East Asian Women who have less bullshit hang-ups to decipher through.

1 upvotesDilbertPickles4 years ago

You know you're doing something right when you're down on a girl and she gets that involuntary leg twitch/shiver going.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Bow Legged Belle Syndrome. If she walks like a cowboy...

1 upvotes1youngone4 years ago

Need clarification. Do you actually dislike it when girls tell you these things? Or are you just saying as much as men like hearing it, its not true?

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

I don't mind it, I like it. I just don't believe it or let it get to my head.

This is a message aimed at dudes who believe it, not girls who say it.

1 upvotescaptainryo4 years ago

There goes my dream of being the best gigolo ever! dammit you red pill!

1 upvotesPookIsLovePookIsLife4 years ago

If her friends make jokes about how big it is, you're probably above average.

1 upvotesdub1216864 years ago

Morale of the story is, lay the pipe good and you won't really wonder how good you are.

1 upvotesskoobled4 years ago

I'm down with cut the bullshit talk on here. After all, we're all about calling out woman bullshit on here, but half the time you lot are just as bad

More of the real like this, please

1 upvoteswatersign4 years ago

So..when a chick tells you, you have a big wang, shes doing it for herself? lol

1 upvotesfeuerfoxalpha4 years ago

When they pull it out of your pants, watch their eyes. Not the muscles around their face. If there is a slight twinkle or moment of panic, you have a big dick.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

My ex won't leave me alone,

Ex: *calls me* "I know we broke up, but can I masturbate to the sound of your voice, say literally anything."

I was horny so I obliged her. She came twice in a row. Something no one else has ever made her do. I do it from an hour away.

At the end of the call. Ex: "you need to stop projecting onto me with all these hidden agendas." laugh and hang up. Think I broke her hamster wheel.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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What is this?

1 upvotessorendjierkinhaard4 years ago

If you can't tell when she's being dishonest, you're not there yet.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Every girl say that every time. It's just a way to say " i like you". If she hated sex, she would say nothing like that. Just take it as a compliment, but dont take it too literal

1 upvotesscarletspider34 years ago

That's just how chicks run game whenever they want to butter you up for whatever reason. I remember one time I had a ONS with this chick. I wasn't that into her. I just got a quick easy nut, nothing serious. Then like the next day she was trying to sell me some shit like it was so good and what not. It was just obvious bull-shit to feed my ego or something. She must've thought I was Naive or something

1 upvotesWarmApfelPi4 years ago

Just tell her your dick's like the TARDIS. It's huge! on the inside

1 upvotesDr_HoaxArthurWilmoth4 years ago

A voice of reason has entered the TRP-sphere. Bravo!

1 upvotesSkank_of_America4 years ago

She said I had a monster cock, and she wasn't lying just to make me feel good. :)

1 upvotesmadrealworld4 years ago

every woman ive fucked this year have said the same thing "omg this is the best sex ever!!" "youre not like anyone ive ever been with wow"!!
bullshit biatch.
im just happy none of em is able to talk while were fuckin. thats the only proof i need to know that im givin it to her really good.

1 upvotesBCFtrip4 years ago

Bizarre example here.

I'm sleeping with this girl, Rachel. Talking in tinder she mentions she can't orgasm. Just flat out can't. I get her to come over, and sure enough, she can't, I just fuck her about half as rough as I can until she hurting, she lets me go til I finish anyway. She actually can't orgasm though, the buildup and everything is there, just no climax.

She comes back every 3 days since, when she stops being sore. In her exact words, "I fucking hate your personality but you're pretty creative"

Moving your penis is fine and dandy, but learn to talk dirty, figure out what they like without asking, get really good at reading their body if you're going to take pride in what you do.

1 upvotesrexmortus4 years ago

I like the way Katt Williams said it. " if you want to know if she's faking watch her hands. They should be looking like she's throwing up gang signs.

1 upvotesCowardlyPetrov4 years ago

I don't really understand why girls lie about this stuff. All it does is teach me that caring about their needs is stupid. Which it is and which I have learned. I only care about enjoying myself now.

1 upvotesChrisBenRoy4 years ago

Two things, 1. I don't really care what a girl says about my prowess or my dick, if she has an opinion at all, that means I already fucked her. I win. 2. Girls absolutely will say anything to make you think you are the best ever. My last girlfriend told me all the time about how "giant" I was and how bad it "hurt" and I am completely average, even more ridiculous is I know she was fucking a friend of mine before I dated her and that guy had a legit bat.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

How can people think they have a big dick just because a girl says so? We have average numbers that everyone knows about so if it's not significantly higher than the average number than you do not have a big dick.

8 inches? sweet you have a big dick - regardless of what any girl says.

6 inches? Nope, you're average - regardless of what any girl says.

1 upvotesBlaiseDB4 years ago

You have to go with your instincts. I live in China and I can tell you from experience that Chinese vaginas are tighter than anything you will find in America. It isn't even a racial thing. I had Chinese girlfriends in Canada and they were just a stretched out as the white chicks. If you are a white guy travelling to China , buy some condoms at home because the ones here will be one size too small. Some of the girls are Buddhists, and some are Commies but you can help them find religion: "Oh my God" will be three English words they will learn quite quickly as you show them a proper man-meets-woman encounter.

Hit bottom and rattle the sides.

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

For woman great sex mean you had a great wallet. WOman doesn't care the size of your dick, they care about the size of your wallet.

3 upvotesBlaiseDB4 years ago

It's an alpha/beta thing. The ideal man will have both. A woman will spread her legs for a provider and want to settle down. But don't delude yourself into thinking that she does not crave an epic fuck. Forget that for a moment and the next thing you know your wife is cheating on you.

0 upvotesSherlock--Holmes4 years ago

So how big are you? I'm 6 7/8" I've had some compliments but I'm certainly not Long Dong Silver.

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

No idea, big enough for what I use it for

1 upvotesSherlock--Holmes4 years ago

You haven't measured it? C'mon really?

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

Not since high school. I used to measure it when I wasn't using it. Now I use it, so I haven't measured it. I like the trend I'm on.

0 upvotesTemptationn4 years ago

wow. well girls definitely always try to raise my ego but it's never a mention of my dick. They always talk about how big my hands are (they're avg [7in] ) and they always make mention of how big I am (muscles and height [only 6'2 avg height] ) so this makes me wonder if they're just trying to raise my ego and not compliment me. This saddens me. Once again the weaker gender has failed me.

0 upvotesBlackHeart894 years ago

I really don't care if I'm the best she ever had. As long as I can hit it at least twice, thats enough confirmation for me.

0 upvotesTotsean4 years ago

I just whore myself and don't let them whore me. It's pretty simple, I know my dick size (measured it), I know how I look, (checked it), I know I am etc (because I am not an idiot).

Although I do keep their expectations of themselves low.

-1 upvotesCthulu20134 years ago

Sex is like pizza... /thread.

Stop posting your obvious humble brags you faggots. Fuck this sub is so bad now.

Fuckit I'll add. If the girl is crawling up the headboard when you put her legs up you've got a biggun (to her), if you go over the next day and half way in she says "nope fuck this I'll just blow you", if shes texting you two days later "my insides still hurt, hangout still?". You might have a solid wang.

On the other hand, if a girl refuses to compliment your manhood but still begging for sex, you're red pilling right, because she's afraid of boosting your value and losing you.

If you can't tell the look of a girl who's just been fucked proper, then you're aspie to the maximum.

-1 upvotesbitseybee4 years ago

Actually, I told my man that he is the best I have EVER had just this Monday while we were having drinks and it is the absolute truth and was not at all meant to inflate his ego. One of the sexiest things about him has always been that he doesn't need me to inflate his ego, he is a magnificently confident Aries man all on his own. Even his flirty and sweet foreplay through daily interactions keeps me hot for him.. & he doesn't even realize that. As a confident, independant, highly sexual Aries woman, I don't think there is anything wrong with a woman telling her man that he is the best lover she has ever had- if it's the truth. I think it's a shame if she doesn't. That man should damn well know what he's doing for her, and if she appreciates it and wants to keep that daddy, she damn well better let him know. ijs.

2 upvotestrpfieldreport [OP]4 years ago

Every rule has exceptions, sweetheart.

Again, this was a message to the newbies who think they are the greatest of all time. They are not.





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