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[–]ClintonKilldepstein121 points122 points123 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Catch... but don't forget to release.
[–]Cade_Connelly_1346 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An important warning is that something you catch with this, you may not so easily be able to release it. The only thing worse than an obsessive ex is a trashy obsessive ex with no social skills, table manners or personal hygiene.
[–]javerthugo6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Friend of yours ? ;)
[–]3G6A5W338E6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just don't release inside.
[–]AlinYBN153 points54 points55 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A luxury car is a much better bait :) those fish will literally jump in your boat.
[–]Luciano70021 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Nah, normies these days aren't even impressed by you owning an exotic car unless is something they have yet to seen entirely in their lifetime such as a TVR, Panoz, Lancia, etc
[–]Stalwart8828 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'd argue an exotic they have to explain to their peers is not attractive
[–]sehns7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Convertible porsche/mercedes would do the job
[–]Heatbeat3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be honest, most girls think a mustang with a V6 eco boost is “exotic”.
[–]Stalwart880 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Show up in Audi RS2 and they'll think you borrowed your granddad's commuter
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They check for mansion and that you own it first...then, they'll hop on you, in multiples.
[–]BIB200043 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That'll buy you 2 blowjobs, 1 reacharound, and gonorrhea.
[–]silly_birb34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just use $5.99 as bait, it's their onlyfan price
[–]MethaCat13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With this kind of bait, most likely you're gonna get lots of freeloader "friends". One or two might suck your dick, you never know ;)
[–]TXJohn8312 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feels about right.
[–]Considered_Dissent12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He'll def catch something that will be with him the rest of his life from this, but it's prob not a gf.
[–]GHT7489 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean LOW quality woman?
[–]Hammer_304512 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aren't they all?
[–]sickdrupaler6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He needs to go the wine cooler route also
[–]moriarty_0564 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget the mimosa mix; you’re gonna need a larger bucket as well lol
[–]thefudmaster4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What “quality” woman will this catch?
[–]drakenozzypage4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And weed lol.
[–]brokendownoldman4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Forgot the weed and hot cheetos.
[–]Chad_Thunderfist2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You aint getting anyone with a few Lincolns lol
Better grab a few benjis and try that
[–]Middle_Fingers1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This looks like what you'd see under an Overpass.
[–]thehedgehawg1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Needs some shitty sweet assed wine and a couple airline tickets...
[–]AlmondManiac0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn...sounds like someone got rejected by a Latina girl! I feel bad.
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