I discovered this little gem on MSN today:
12 Scientifically Proven Ways to increase your attraction to the opposite sex
The highlights:
After "Brush your teeth" and "Eat right" they get down to brass tacks.
Women should smile- men rate happy women THE MOST ATTRACTIVE.
All we want is our women to be happy. Just tell us what we are supposed to do M'lady!
Men should brood and be unhappy more- WOMEN RATE HAPPY MEN THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE.
Did we need more proof that women don't give a flying fuck about our happiness? It is probably purely utilitarian as I bet sad, brooding guys are easier to manipulate than happy guys.
Dumb sluts are more attractive for one night stands than smart ass loud mouths.
Who knew, right? The article then claims that men prefer smart ass loud mouths for LTR's- but of course they do. YOUGOOOGIIIRRRRL!
Men should shave.
Not the scruffy look, no. Shave that face soft and pretty like a babies bottom.
Women should wear slutty red lipstick.
Actually we prefer the lipstick be on our dicks rather than the lips. Men stare at red lips 50 times longer than they stare at hair, face or breasts. Yes, because we are imagining...oh just never mind.
Women should use a high pitched girly game voice.
I knew you shitlords only liked little girls. You Fucking pedophiles!
Men should chill out more and relax
Just don't get happy. There are women to serve and imperatives to meet. Or was that imperatives to serve and women to meet. Whatever.
Men should be aloof, distant, and play hard to get.
What? Your kidding! This is the gold in that entry:
"A study in Psychological Science showed that women found a man more attractive when she wasn't sure how strongly he felt about her, as opposed to when she was certain he was very interested in her."
"The study found that women started thinking about a man more when she was uncertain if he really liked her or not. Then, she would conclude she liked him since she couldn't "get this guy out of her head."
LOLOLOLOLLLLOZZZZZZ. Science proves Dread game and push-pull. Well Hell! If it is in "Psychological Science" Maybe I can finally start believing this Red Pill stuff.
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