“Are you staring at my ass”

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February 5, 2020

I know I should have a fucking answer to this question but I just completely froze when an acquaintance of mine told me this today

Any quick answers to this?

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Title “Are you staring at my ass”
Author 6paths_luds
Upvotes 92
Comments 96
Date 05 February 2020 02:37 AM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/330491
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/ez25nm/are_you_staring_at_my_ass/
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One time a girl with a really fat ass asked me that same question. I told her that I'm always looking at it. She was just shocked because nobody ever said yes. We were together for 7 years after that.

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had to google lana rhoades.

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Lmao, Christ Almighty😂😂😂

[–]Musicgoon175 points176 points  (8 children) | Copy

"I am. Don't turn around yet I'm not done"..

Then proceed with a shit eating grin.

[–]laserdicks34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy

shit eating grin

10 pts for enthusiasm anyway

[–]MardGeer13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

You eat shit with that grin?

[–]theyearsstartcomin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]purplestuff110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

It's the answer I'd go with. Gives her a chance to reciprocate interest or take it as a fun joke if she isn't interested. Can't really lose unless you're creepy about it.

[–]LazerSpin0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Proceed to what? Stroke it out right then and there? Alpha move, bro.

[–]Musicgoon5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

That's a dumbass sperg move kid..
The alpha move would be to continue flirting and have a conversation.

If the first place you go to is whipping your cock out, you've got some serious social problems.

[–]LazerSpin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds better than coprophilia.

[–]kyzen1420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lolll sick answer.

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"Yes. It's almost as good as mine."

[–]AdonisWild7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

My go to

[–]rmcassio3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Perfect answer

[–]deeznutsbeswingin22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]jenovajunkie15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have lazy eyes.

[–]H_Crush7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

You can say whatever you want if it fits you frame/your thinking. If you even have to ask what to say, you'll probably not in the right frame (still faking it).

strong dominating frame + a smirk + take it as a compliment, without caring about her reaction (never try to fake this)

[–]RPOpenUp0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This. Thousands of examples can be given but you have to change your mindset

[–]DerekMorganBAU19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy

I used to get away with shit that would get a normal nigga hemmed up my g. It's all about execution.

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The more I did it the more she laughed. I had a coworker that saw me do it to her and that nigga couldn't believe that I was getting away with it.

[–]No_Platform_Andy6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

white, urban genetics need a translation

[–]hibloodstevia16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

You need to speak more urban.

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"Do you mean that biblically?"

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Fuckin' A right I was.

[–]Casd129 points10 points  (29 children) | Copy

Safe bet teplies

"Why? Do you want me to?"

"You really want to know?" "Why do you want to know so bad?"

"Don't report me to HR please"

For the savages:

"Yeah, you should start hitting the gym"

"Yeah, no homo"

"Yeah, I'm waiting for it to give me it's number"

"Stare at your ass? You mean that ass? Points at ass, "is this the ass you are referring to?"

"Shhh, we're having a staring contest"

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (8 children) | Copy

What the fuck is this with 40+ votes? Replies like these really highlight your inexperience mate. Literally all he needs to say is "yes", not some autistic dream fantasy bullshit.

[–]clickherebaby6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

My thoughts exactly. "No homo" you probably thought that was real fucking clever

[–]clickherebaby6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Why do you want to know so bad?" what in the actual fucking autism

[–]-ThePathIsTheGoal-2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmao I started cringing so hard as I went down the list.

[–]cracksniffer66673 points74 points  (3 children) | Copy

Crazy how this weird ass answer got upvoted, I'd never say that shit to a friend even jokingly. This answer is fedorable

[–]damaged_goods4206 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy


Using this

[–]cracksniffer6664 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's all yours, just don't say any of that other shit

[–]ventuspilot0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Shhh, we're having a staring contest" was kind of funny, tough.

[–]Spets8759 points60 points  (9 children) | Copy

this is some cringe shit right here

[–]Zero-Milk8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pure cringe.

[–]blaseee9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some of these are so cringe it hurts

[–]animal-mother7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

That lawyer reply is priceless.

Everyone calling cringe needs to understand just what is accepted when they have some swagger.

[–]party_dragon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes... there’s a stain..

[–]jackandjill220 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


[–]teabagabeartrap0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Yes" or "I will stare maybe if I decided if I like it or not"

[–]BusterVadge0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"You catch on quick"

[–]Johno2Savage0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

What ass ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]Neoisdaone0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hard not to ;)

[–]Domebeers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lol do you have a time machine or something? You froze in the moment, it's over.

When a girl asks if you are checking her out, if she's attractive why wouldn't you say yes?

Idk with some of you. She opens you with that and you froze? Do you not drive on green lights either?

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"Yea... you need to workout more."

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Yea girl lemme spank

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If yes then answer with yes. If u weren't answer with " get over your self " dismissively.

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"Well, now I am!"

[–]TheReplierBRO0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"just admiring"

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I was. Not right now though.

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I say,

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[–]bakachelera-3 points-2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Everybody here seems to be missing the possibility that this may be at work. The best course of action I'd recommend is not an agree and amplify but a neg. Something by the likes of "your ass is not that good for me to stare at it dont worry" or some shit. Remember the dont eat where you shit rule and remember the metoo bullshit.

[–]LoneStarG841 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Geez. If you weren't going to HR before, you are now.

[–]damaged_goods4201 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

At work there's already like a 90% chance you're going to HR with any of these responses

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children) | Copy


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