Former virgin here, accidentally got laid thanks to The Red Pill

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January 19, 2017

Former 22 year old kissless virgin here. I finally got laid and I think thanks to TRP. This happened last weekend and I have finally processed everything that happened, thought I'd thank this sub and tell my little story.

About 2 weeks ago, I went out with some people from my language class to a bar. At some point this girl goes to the bathroom and her friend takes her place. Girl comes back and sits besides me where her friend was sitting, so they basically switched places, didn't realize this until later.

She initiates a lot of conversation and touches me a couple times, even though I read all this theory when it went down I was thinking "wtf is happening?". I was pretty aloof mostly because I was confused and end of night she gives me her number.

I didn't expect anything to come out of this, you get pessimistic like that when you haven't kissed a girl by age 22, but I text her Friday asking if she wants to go out Saturday. She says yes Friday and on Saturday few hours before she gives me some bullshit asking if her friend can come along.

Now this is where TRP kicked in, I remembered the Brad Pitt rule and I thought fuck this. I told her I changed my mind and will just stay home and watch a movie instead. She asked if it was because of her friend and I replied no, just didn't want to go out anymore. I was actually blowing her off because I didn't feel like playing games, but she replied after a while "Ok I will come alone :)".

Come alone? She means to my place? Or does she mean go out without her friend? The beta in me thought I should clarify it but the bits of TRP told me to assume the sale. I texted her my address and that was it, she'd be on her way soon.

I actually never kissed a girl before, when I kissed her she told me I was biting her lol, I thought "what would Chad do?". I just smirked as if had done it on purpose, nibbled her a bit more and tried to better my technique on the go.

Well that's my little story, hope it wasn't too boring for you guys, I'm sure if it weren't for the bit of Red in me this chit wouldn't have happened, so yea, TRP saves lives. I think it also helped I've gained some muscle recently, another solid TRP core advice.

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Title Former virgin here, accidentally got laid thanks to The Red Pill
Author throwsred
Upvotes 203
Comments 44
Date 19 January 2017 02:07 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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[–]Heretolearn2764 points65 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's great homie but remember not to put the pussy on a pedestal there is definitely better out there.

[–]kenpachitz points points [recovered] | Copy


That said, I hope you wore a condom.

Fuck her again next week. In the meantime, go find another one. :)

[–]mrpoopistan39 points40 points  (0 children) | Copy

I just smirked

As a leading proponent of the smirk, this is yes.

[–]W_O_M_B_A_T20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nice, thanks for the field report.

Next step, find plate #2.

[–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy

Future shitlord, I can tell. Well done

[–]RichieFinn11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

what i really wanna know is, was it even near what you built it up to be, dont get me wrong sex is great but jesus it wasnt the magical eye opening experience you thought it was gonna be

[–]throwsred[S] 33 points34 points  (2 children) | Copy

I didn't build it up that much, but it feels great to know you are desirable, I feel way more confident.

[–]NikoMyshkin6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

good for you man

[–]RichieFinn3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

thats the right way to think, best of luck in your improvements my man.

[–]mhardhey6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy

what resources of TRP did you use/ what changes did you make in your life

[–]throwsred[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children) | Copy

I read a lot of the sidebar, Rational Male and Chateau Heartiste, I was never autistic but way too soft. Changes, mostly putting on quite a bit of weight, if I like tits and ass I better have some muscle right? lol

[–]godmarck1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Any advice on putting some weight? I'm hitting the gym and eating more, but fuck my metabolism is a fucking Ferrari. I'm eating like 150g proteins a day and it's hard to grow.

[–]Buswankerrr0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Search up for TDEE calculator and eat more than you burn during a day, you're most likely either not eating enough or burning energy

[–]Cunt_Robber6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Aaaaand OP's got a plate! Alright man, sounds like you played your cards right, gave her a bit of a challenge, attracted her and didnt bend over like a desperate nice guy. She respected that. And congrats on losing the v card, thats a great way to do it.

[–]vic_rattle187 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Atta fucking boy, great work. And a great moment of growth. Keep going, don't settle.

[–]Mr-Ed2096 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

loving the phrase 'accidentally got laid'

[–]PM_ME_SOLILOQUIES0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Same. Yea ya know I'm just walking then i run into this chick and WHOOPS 😲

[–]vorverk4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Great report. Remember, progress is bouncy. Don't let next failure discourage you. Everyone hrere was in your shoes in one way or another. Just keep improving and results will follow.

[–]PhoneticJustice2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Great progress, you're heading in the right direction

[–]Yashugan002 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wooot!!! :)

[–]badchad_isglad2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Played well. Enjoy her, and find more!

[–]GlennBeckAmerica2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

My man. Nice work.

[–]Ganaria_Gente2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

real proud of ya mate

[–]30fretibanezguy2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Well... what did it feel like? We're still all virgins here on this subreddit.

On a legit note, nice work. Make 2017 your year.

[–]meh6132 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

r/thankTRP exists, u/throwsred, but congrats all the same!

[–]Yozki1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Way to go man!

[–]TomFoo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Congrats, buddy. This is asktrp at its finest.

[–]Nikoniko221 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You my friend is a proof that trp really fucking works.

[–]herewegoagaindammi1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think you are confusing lips with pussy. Getting laid means putting your penis into her vagina. But don't let us discourage you! Good job!

[–]LordThunderbolt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

"They grow up so fast"

*Sheds tear.

[–]Surfincloud94 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Congratulations man. Go from kissless virgin to being laid. I like it. I couldn't imagine going 22 years without really doing anything with women. Hell, I couldn't imagine going past 13 without getting laid once.

[–]Blckclaw13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Were you molested?

[–]Fnaut31870 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I hope you did not tell her that she is your first!

[–]aJapaneseGuy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

being a sexless kissless virgin, how soon and when did you cum? i dont wanna sound as a creep but you know i have to know for me aswell

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