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Shit test or owning my mistake

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February 14, 2020
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6'0 337lbs married 7 years together 10 years Bench 275 3 set of 8 Squat 405 3 set of 8 Deadlift 315 3 sets of 8 working on form before i get to more weight. Working out 4 days a week hitting both muscle groups 2 times a week. Reading WISNIFG, have read rational male,nmmng,wotsm,msslp read all of these before getting here.

First post been watching for about a month, made a reddit account about two weeks ago.

Woke up this morning to go to work and the kids starts crying, im already awake so i go to take care of him. I move him to the bed with my wife since he had a nightmare and wouldnt let me go but i needed to get my stuff ready for work. I go out into the kitchen and i hear the door open up and my wife saying i need you to get me a diaper his shorts are wet. Realizing i forgot to change his diaper i go and get it. But i figured stfu would be better since it was my mistake and i need to own that.

I have alot to work on i realize i have problem with oneitis, valdiation from sex, and working on my mission. I am thinking if i start posting then i can start owning my shit.


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Title Shit test or owning my mistake
Author SlightBack
Upvotes 6
Comments 37
Date 14 February 2020 05:38 PM UTC (1 year ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/334957
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/f3vn0r/shit_test_or_owning_my_mistake/
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[–]creating_my_life35 points36 points  (8 children) | Copy

6'0 337lbs married 7 years together 10 years Bench

Your lifts don't matter when you EASILY have 100+ pounds of fat on your body. In fact, nothing else matters while you're this fat.

YOUR SOLE MISSION IN IN LIFE NEEDS TO BE TO LOSE THE FAT. ASAP. Stop eating like shit and start dropping 2 pounds per week until you're under 220. Nothing else matters.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret11 points12 points  (7 children) | Copy

Your lifts don't matter when you EASILY have 100+ pounds of fat on your body.

My exact thought. With all that fat,nobody can even tell OP even liftts

[–]creating_my_life6 points7 points  (4 children) | Copy

nobody can even tell OP even liftts

and, nobody even cares if he lifts or not. He's just fat as fuck.

[–]BobbyPeruRed Beret7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy

He’s at least 120 lbs. over ideal RP weight. I picture Bob from fight club.

“Because of his "bitch tits", Bob is the only known member who is allowed to wear a shirt.”

[–]RoccoPinkman2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think OP should be allowed to keep keep his shirt on too

[–]Malice-red1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

He needs Robert Paulson flair

[–]dll1420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I can't quit laughing at this comment! Love that movie.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

He can't even deadlift his own bodyweight, let alone bench it.

[–]markpf731 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I just wondered how fat his wife is?

[–]Balls_Wellington_Main Event + Coronavirus11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Asking for something pointless is a shit test; asking for help is parenting.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Da fuck.. you weigh 24 fucking stone?

Holy fuck.

I mean

Holy

Fuck

How did you get her pregnant when you can't even see your own fucking dick?

[–]RoccoPinkman8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Deadlift 315 3 sets of 8 working on form before I have alot to work on i realize i have problem with oneitis, valdiation from sex, and working on my missionI am thinking if i start posting then i can start owning my shit

Your wrong

I don’t see ‘do not be a fat fuck’ on his list of priority’s, at least he’s thinking about owning his shit though.

[–]FoxShitNasty834 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fat bastard...."Get in my belly!"

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Hi honey, how'd you get on while I was out getting the groceries?"

"Oh, fine"

"Where's the baby?"

"Well, you see.. you were gone for like an hour and I got really hungry.. and... eh... I... "

[–]ChokingDownRPRed Beret8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good thing you posted decent lift numbers... If you were that heavy and didn't have some muscle in there, you'd be hopeless. If I were you I'd run a substantial caloric deficit and just try to maintain as much existing muscle mass as I could. Cut, cut, cut, bulk, cut, cut, bulk...until you're not a fatty

Lose the weight and maintain those lift numbers while cutting and she'll be coming out to tell you she cleaned up the baby and now she wants to clean your balls before you go to work.

Own your fuckups, and don't DEER. STFU and do better about not putting a pissy child in bed with your sleeping wife. If she brings it up, "Yeah, I could have handled that better. I'm going to go meal prep. I'll see you in a bit."

[–]Reject4449 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy

Wait, you think your wife asking you to bring her a diaper for your kid is a shit test? Are you sure you’ve done the MRP reading? You don’t say she was bitchy about it or that she criticized you or anything. You’re a dad, just help take care of your kid and take her a damn diaper if she needs one. Not every request a woman makes is a shit test.

[–]wheremyballsgo2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Well, was the diaper shitty?

[–]RoccoPinkman7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

That would constitute a shit test

[–]SlightBackGet in my belly![S] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you! Realized with you saying that i am just over analyzing everything and giving way to much of a fuck.

[–]RoccoPinkman6 points7 points  (7 children) | Copy

I’m looking forward to you posting about an ‘actual’ problem. That will be entertaining.

A shit test, is an unreasonable request made in a reasonable tone or an reasonable request made in an unreasonable tone.

‘Why didn’t you bring me a diaper, you always forget to change him.’ Said In a bitchy tone is a shit test.

[–]hack3geRed Beret2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

I mean in this faggots case that’s not even a shit test that’s the truth.

Part of the thing guys don’t realize is it’s not a shit test if you are a giant faggot who doesn’t own your shit. If she is right and you are just butthurt that’s not a shit test.

[–]RoccoPinkman1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Makes sense, what’s the point in testing an obviously massive faggot.

[–]ChokingDownRPRed Beret2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Because she wants more than anything for him to demonstrate that he's not a massive faggot. With this guy's lift numbers, I'm going to guess that he wasn't always a fat ass with a paper thin frame. I'll bet she didn't marry this version of him.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy

What about unreasonable test with unreasonable tone? Does it cancel out?

[–]RoccoPinkman1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Like a double negative? No I think that’s just called being a cunt.

[–]InChargeManRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

It was a joke

[–]RoccoPinkman0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, I got that. So was mine.

[–]NeoTheJuanDJ4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

The only mistake here is being 300+ lbs. If you’re doing it for your lifts, you won’t care about your lifts when you find out your wife is fucking Chad (at 180lbs 10% bf), and you drop dead of a heart attack at 45 and never see your kids again because you were the male version of Tess Holiday. Your lifts don’t mean shit. You need to lose weight because you are drastically decreasing your life expectancy, and your potential as a man, on a daily basis, being this absurdly obese. Drop down below 210, and if your lifts go to shit, who cares. At least you’ll be around at 65 to see your kids and maybe even get your dick wet once or twice along the way. You’re a fat fuck (you need to hear this). That’s the only mistake here. The rest is everyday life. Get to work.

[–]part_wolf2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

I had this same problem in the beginning.

Reasonable Requests versus Testing - False Positives

You wife is in the Captain’s seat. It’s going to take a lot of observing your wife and self-reflection before you recognize and consistently pass shit tests.

[–]Octellius3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. What occurred to me early on that was pivotal was coming to terms with how successfully I could run my life WITHOUT a woman in it. From that starting point I could start thinking about what's acceptable and what's not.

[–]Malice-red1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This feels like a troll but I know it's not and now I am sad.

[–]WolfofAllStreetz1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

“His name was Robert Paulson.”

[–]InChargeManRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Slow clap

[–]dll1420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

How old are you? These guys are right about losing more body fat. Keep up the lifting, sounds like you're headed down the right path. Rome wasn't built in a day. Anyway, I asked for your age because if you're under 35, you'll have an easier time losing fat and keeping up, and get to 10% to 12% body fat before you get older. Just gets harder. I know it's cliche, but eat less carbs, eat more clean protein, and more vegetables. Abs are made in the kitchen.

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Keep lifting and hit the fast cardio every morning.

Better get the right plan to lose weight so you ain’t got saggy skin bullshit.

Lifting is an absolute Fucking must

[–]tightsleeves0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I dont know how your deadlift is near your bench press and how your squats is higher than your deadlift.. wtf.. your deadlift should easily be the heaviest weight you can lift.

anyway.

You should focus on weight loss. Don't analyze why your wife is asking you to change a dirty diaper and start to analyze why you are eating at such a caloric imbalance;

  • Intermittent fasting, pick an 8 hour window (start/end time) and only eat within those windows every day
  • Do not drink calories. If you enjoy coffee adjust to drinking it black (it wont take long, trust me...)
  • You can attempt Keto diet for short term loss of fat
  • Every time you eat something that came from a box identify it as being worse for your fat loss... eat it if you need, and figure out how you are going to reduce foods made in a factory. If you try this cold turkey you will fail, but start moving towards healthy foods (white potato should be added to your 'worse' list until your down to healthy body fat levels)

[–]SlightBackGet in my belly![S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Already on intermittent fasting 16/8 was at 364 we i decided to change my life on jan 6.



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