What is the most blue bill thing you have done?

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January 25, 2017

I am interested in seeing people's stories as to what the most blue pill/beta thing they have done thinking it would get them laid.

Back when I was 16 (10 years ago) There was a chick i had onetis for Lets call her A. A was the typical party slut. We were in the same social group and every week she would get fucked by a different guy. One night after getting railed A was so drunk that she was puking everywhere. I cleaned all of that shit up and then asked A if she wanted to make out with me.

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Title What is the most blue bill thing you have done?
Author vorenak
Upvotes 78
Comments 129
Date 25 January 2017 04:05 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/339
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[–]TheBlackAlistar61 points62 points  (5 children) | Copy

I'd say when I was 19. I had just joined the Navy, and was in training. I was on this game app, and eventually ended up talking to this girl. She was 18 and in Texas, I was in Chicago.

We started LDR dating and then when I got leave, I went to Dallas and got a hotel and stayed with her for a week. I took her virginity and continued dating her LDR for 3 more years.

Eventually just cucked myself and told her to fuck some guy there, out of curiosity if she would do it. Sure enough she fucked the guy I told her to. Then relationship went down hill from there and eventually she ghosted me. Yeah.....

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yikes. Let it out brotha! We've all done some retarded shit. If you can't laugh about it what's the point in living

[–]scramtek10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I took her virginity....

[–]frrunkis points points [recovered] | Copy

Out of curiosity you asked your GF of three years to fuck somebody else? How the fuck did that conversation go down?

[–]TheBlackAlistar8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

I had wanted an open relationship at the time, due to the distance and thought that it would be better for both of us. I think this guy was an orbiter of hers for a while.

One night they were hanging out and I had just called her up and was like why don't you just fuck him. She seemed hesitant about it and yet I pushed her to do it. I thought, Oh I wont get jealous. Well sure enough she's like talk to you afterwards.

Calls me after the deed, and I was surprised she went through with it. Sure enough I was jealous and upset at the fact that I wasn't the only person that had my dick in her anymore.

[–]kasper1382 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

It amazes me sometimes the shit they think is ok to say to a guy... Until you realize you might as well have been the house plant.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (4 children) | Copy

Once upon a time, I joined a "Sugar Daddy" dating website. Had a couple dates that lead nowhere...paid the broad $100 to look great on my arm at high level social events, thinking my charm would be enough to get them into bed after the red carpet. Nope. Just wanted the $$$.

What woke me up? Set up an afternoon date with a HB9 Latina (i'm a sucker for latinas). She said she was a sure thing, thought I was hot, and I could do whatever I wanted until midnight for $500. We met for drinks at a bar in my neighborhood. Chatted each other up, her hand on my thigh rubbing my leg, brushing up against my cock, etc. I said let's move to my place and she agrees but says she never goes to a guy's house until she has the cash in hand.

I pulled out the envelope with $500 in it and placed it in her purse. We stepped outside and started walking to my car. She started skip ahead a little in a playful manner, saying "Don't you love that juicy ass?" And my dumb ass watched her juicy ass skip right into a waiting SUV parked on the side of the street and they peeled out never to be seen again.

Yeah. That was the final straw for me.

[–]FUCK_YEA_GLITTER20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

This one made me laugh.

[–]mcr00sterdota14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

Holy fuck you got scammed bro. Funny as hell though.

[–]kasper1382 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–]empatheticapathetic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

God dammit. Her comment was pure icing on the cake.

[–]11NV0K3R38 points39 points  (2 children) | Copy

Like most of us, I learned the hard way.

Last two years of uni, I landed the quirky nerdy virgin girl. Queue two years of horrendous BP action "I'm gonna wait until she wants to have sex, I won't push it, she isn't like all the other girls". I got two years of hand jobs my friends. Let that sink in for a moment.

Fast forward to the end of my last year of uni, I get put on a ghost 1-month pseudo break (she was pretty much waiting until I graduated to break up with me so she wouldn't have to see me around campus) freaking the fuck out because she never wanted to hang out and do shit all the meanwhile she's staying over at some other dudes house "studying".

Yeah. We ALL know the "studying" she was doing.

Another year of wallowing depression and constantly trying to get her to come back to me, all the while she's hoppin on every single hipster trash.

Honestly, in the end I was better off for it happening. Found TRP, lived my life, did things I never thought I'd do.

Only reason I'm sharing this with you all is I ran into her the other night at a bar.

She died her hair blue/red/purple/SJW and she now works at a restaurant. Guess all her aspirations to become something disappeared when she realized she could coast through life on her back.

She tried to hook up with me. I fucking laughed.

[–]MuhTriggersGuise19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

She tried to hook up with me. I fucking laughed.

Good job brother. A lot of guys on here would encourage a revenge fuck. I say fuck that. No shitty blue hair SJW pussy is worth your dignity and validating some harpy. I'm proud of you.

[–]Fryguy489 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

This gave my something the story above you took away from me. My god.

[–]supersonic-turtle33 points34 points  (7 children) | Copy

Turned down a threesome because I "loved" one of the girls and didn't want to ruin my chances with her..... dammit that was a Yuge mistake.

[–]recursoinominado13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck you for turning down a threesome! Lol just had a pain-body attack

[–]frrunkis points points [recovered] | Copy

You were in love with a girl... and she wanted to fuck you with ANOTHER girl there as well... and you declined? I simply cannot wrap my head around that at all sir.

What was her reaction?

[–]supersonic-turtle-3 points-2 points  (3 children) | Copy

we are together now, after 8 years of whoring ourselves(me more than her by miles) we finally just settled with each other. Shes redpill I am fairly alpha so its copacetic, no lie though I think back on that moment and regret not banging the other girl, she is smoking hot these days.

I know it sounds beta as fuck but man love is love, its strong, its like magnets, I know for a fact that I was supposed to end up with this girl. I mean when your inside someone and all you can think about is that one person there is something to that more than just animal instinct.

[–]Kenny_Twenty5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

I mean when your inside someone and all you can think about is that one person there is something to that more than just animal instinct.

Oh dude.

[–]supersonic-turtle-2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

I know, its brutal, we are just compatible it the weirdest thing. Believe me I want to fuck other women all the time and maybe I do(hint hint) but I just picture a future with her. I'm telling ya when you got it you got it. She wont stray to save her life and here I am just redpilling it up sowing my seeds. Its crazy, I know, but for some reason I really love her, if it came to the apocalypse I would guard her like a white knight.

[–]RPAlternate4224 points25 points  (7 children) | Copy

I got married.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy

Remarried. hahahahaha

[–]detachedbymarriage7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shit, I even tried to work out it with my ex wife after divorce.

Talk about a slap in the face.

[–]my_trp_throwaway0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

oh wow. i thought one marriage and one ltr would have won but you sir....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Take the fucking cake? :)

[–]BinaryResult1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Went basically my entire 10 year marriage with token pity starfish sex from the wife then tried to "work it out" and forgive her after she cheated on me for the sake of the kids. 6 months of therapy at $300/hr of both individual and couples sessions later she finally cuts it off. Was still begging her to stay, pathetic.

[–]empatheticapathetic0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Don't worry bro, there's much worse people out there. One day in the future i will make a post about my bro after he exits his forever dead marriage, you won't believe the BPness.

[–]Docbear6419 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

Immediately ( and I mean the same week or maybe two after we broke up our 3 year relationship) began orbiting an ex girlfriend who cheated on me with another dude because I just wanted to be her Bestie and support her no matter what . Then a year later she lost attraction to him and I welcomed her back with open arms . It was a shit show .

[–]kenpachitz points points [recovered] | Copy

Oh, strap yourselves in. This one is a doozie.

Bear witness to a teenage beta bucks so far gone you'll need to surgically remove the cringe off your face:

I'm about 14 or so. And you know that one dude in your classroom who was smart as fuck and that's all he had going for him? Clone him about 6 times, merge their egos into one socially clueless asshole and you've got me on my least autistic day.

I went to a very small boarding school. The entire student body was about 150 kids. So everybody knew everybody, and everybody knew I was a jackass.

I didn't give much of a shit. But what my iamverysmart attitude did NOT account for was puberty. Hormones kicked in. I had a ridiculous growth spurt that left stretch marks on all my joints. And I started feeling... tinglings towards women.

Naturally, I had to aim WAAAYYYY out of my league and started crushing on the prettiest girl in class.

For 4 months, I was Orbiter Supreme.

  • She needed help with her school work? Fuck it, copy my shit word for word. I'll rewrite it later, so she doesn't seem like a cheat.

  • Playing Tekken 3/4 on the weekends? I'd always pass up my turn, so she'd play. Or I'd gladly use it to button mash and beat whoever kept beating her, then let her continue.

  • Mom brought a home cooked meal on weekends? I delivered it straight to the girls dorm, so she'd have it. She'd have a friend bring back the empty containers and I'd ask if they enjoyed it and might have any leftovers I'd eat.

  • Watching a movie? She'd ask me to sit in such a way she'd use my thighs as a foot stool. I remember even saying she never needed to take off her shoes.

Pretty bad, right? It gets worse.

Everybody made fun of me because it was grossly apparent I was getting less action than the Virgin Mary.

In my head, I kept telling myself that their insults didn't matter because I was "making progress" with my oneitis.

But God is one cruel playwright who'd gotten bored of this and decided to create a plot twist.

In the voice of a fighting game announcer, "A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS."

Cue a new student joining our school. Tall, athletic, a bit older, good looking.

As you can guess, he's the AF side of the equation.

And my oneitis that I'd spent months debasing myself to win her affections swooned.

They started dating. And my dumb ass thought the only shot I had was turning everything up to 11.

I gathered the whole school and challenged this dude to a fight over who my oneitis gets to date.

The worst part is that this guy was such a bro. I was going at him like a rabid dog, but in retrospect, he was completely in control of the "fight."

I say he was such a bro because actually made it look fair AND didn't hit me in the face AND dragged it out long enough that teachers stopped us, so it looked like a draw and I wouldn't lose face.

As you can imagine, my oneitis got weirded out. She started avoiding me and I could not figure out why.

Had I not fought hard enough for her? Did I need to prove myself more? What else can I do?

A "friend" suggested I confess my feelings. I sat and listened to this guy feed me lines like I was some nervous teen celebrity about to present my first award show on television.

I gather my courage and ask her to come somewhere secluded. It was at night because I wanted it to be under the stars.

I repeated the lines I was fed and couldn't even open my eyes to look her in te face as I said them.

Unsurprisingly, she turned me down. That said, she wasn't harsh about it.

I mumbled "okay", went back into the dorm, climbed in my bed, and proceeded to cry into a pillow so hard my body was shaking.

Ever since that day, I have basically psycholgocially castrated myself.

I had a few girls get a crush on me. I never acted on them. I didn't know how (cue binging on PUA materials I never applied) and I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I started becoming more popular as I learned to tone down the Braniac and develop charm.

But I always believed that watching porn and jacking off was my position in life. And all I could do was watch others have girlfriends, sex lives, and share stories about it.

It didn't help that one girl told me that my penis would only piss and get washed the rest of my life. Even when I was popular at the time.

It doesn't help that my first & only kiss (pre-TRP) was from a girl I realised I've been orbiting as her "best friend" for 8 years.

I ask her if she can hook me up with her hot friends, she says no because TRP-me can escalate and is a douche for it. (Check my thread history)

I got Blue Pill baggage out the ass, so I chuckle when I see stories like OP's and I gotta give them heart.

[–]RPAlternate4236 points37 points  (2 children) | Copy

Jesus Christ.

My wife's pussy dried up because I was reading that.

[–]kenpachitz points points [recovered] | Copy

To read this to her, are you punishing her or something?

[–]RPAlternate422 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I didn't even read it to her... that's how bad it was.

[–]PandaLitter points points [recovered] | Copy

you made me asshole crinkle up and fall off

[–]kenpachitz1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You were warned.

[–]vorenak[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah that's brutal sorry that you had to experience that.

[–]kenpachitz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy


A full decade later and I can still trace my fingers over the emotional scars that has left on me.

It is what it is. I can't change the past. I'm long since done bitching about it. And I'm fully aware that the Blue Pill could be a lot worse, e.g. divorce rape, etc.

I just share this story because it has enough shock factor to give people perspective: "You're not doing all that bad. So, be a little kinder to yourself."

The whole thing about you and barf girl? It may have felt like a big deal. But a little shame (and if she agreed, a lot of mouthwash) and you move on. Chin up, dude. You're doing just fine if that's the worst of it. :)

[–]lolligagger300010 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don't know who you are but still I'm glad you woke up.

It looks that one of those disney movies where the beta gets the girl but with a realistic ending

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Cringetastic! Haha good stuff

[–]Fryguy482 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

Bra.. that hurts. Can you tell me the side where it gets better please. I need to hear this because that story drained me...

[–]kenpachitz4 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy

Oops. Forgot about this comment.

Well, in the 2 months I've been on TRP:

  • Got my first blowjob.

  • Got a plate I see weekly.

  • Lift 3x/week.

  • Eat keto.

  • Started learning guitar.

  • Working on getting a better wardrobe.

  • Working on the family business and increasing my income.

It's slow-going. ED/Performance Anxiety hasn't helped. :-/

But yeah, it's getting better.

[–]Fryguy480 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

That is good! However, on the ED side of it, have you tried cutting out maturation or porn? This should help in the ED field.

[–]kenpachitz3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy

I was on NoFap for a while. A couple weeks ago, someone here mentioned that lowers testosterone. And they recommended doing it to fix my issue. So I started doing it 1-3 times a week.

Regarding porn, I've been mostly pornfree with 2 or 3 exceptions to "test" my dick. Those haven't worked.

It's been confusing.

I worry for days that something's wrong with me. Then I get pleasantly surprised by days like yesterday where my dick works just fine.

Did some edging, hoping that I'd work myself up for when I see my plate tomorrow.

That just seemed to send me back to square one. :-/

[–]Fryguy480 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

For the nofap thing it can take a couple months for you too see the results toward the ED

[–]kenpachitz0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I'll see how it goes.

Thanks for the tips. If nothing else, it's nice to be able to have a constructive conversation about this and not be weird.

I've been completely quiet about it in real life.

Thanks /u/Fryguy48. :)

[–]Fryguy480 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Np. I don't have much people to talk about it with either. I definitely didn't at the beginning. It's been a year and some for me now. It has helped me a lot. I hope the best buddy.

[–]InformationFetus3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

R/ threadkillers. Haha. Damn man.

[–]FreshTits2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

How many times you gonna post this!!!

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (7 children) | Copy

Got married. Adopted her kid. Wouldn't recommend it.

[–]jon94 points points [recovered] | Copy

Can you elaborate a bit on this? I'm staring down the barrel of a similar situation.

[–]1v1mebruh4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy


[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just about wrapped up with the divorce. Autistic son (mine) that I love to death, but it is gonna be what it is gonna be. Daughter starting to display some behavior of crazy druggie bio dad and bpd mom, basically actively hates me for both being the discipline guy, being gone all the time to support the kids and mom's gold bricking ass, and bailing on mom's festival of bullshit.

Lots of lifting, vagina, and whatnot since hitting the escape hatch. Nothing gained ever for signing any paperwork aside from legal responsibility and the kid will never know nor care about the sacrifices involved.

Dont do it. If you want to play dad you dont need paperwork.

[–]GreenPiller1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wtf you're considering this??? Why???

[–]GreenPiller0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Is it because of the kid or the wife?

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[–]AfterC0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

😂 ahaha that's when you really know you fucked up

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

I almost married a chick that cheated on me with my friend in my house. Oh also found out she had been married before after we had moved across the country together and was okay with her not telling me earlier.

Oddly enough I was never bp at all until this one LTR when I was 23-26.

The reason I found trp was because after we broke up I was like how the fuck did this happen to me?! My 22 year old self (for that matter my 17 year old self) would have kicked my ass!

[–]Juan-San10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

Bear with me, this is a long story and, looking back on it, I find it cringeworthy.

Waited 3 or 4 years for sex on at 7 year LTR, was kinda ok with it because we were both virgins at the time, and we did other kind of sexual stuff, oral, handjobs, whatever.

I think I was alpha (sometimes too alpha) in many ways back then, usually held frame, enforced my boundaries, if people tried to step on me I smashed them, had no problem nexting people out of my life if they crossed a line, many girls liked me and would go out of their way to draw their attention so there was some dread going on, I used to go out with some female friends and my LTR and would make sexual jokes or super light kino on them in front of her. I started disliking some of her friends and didn't tolerate when they tried to disrespect me or the relationship. Her group of friends got smaller because of it, pretty much the guys I could tolerate or handle. I had no problem with her female friends, one was attracted to me but on a LTR and the other was a landwhale.

This is when the betafying begins. She starts complaining about my attitude, and I agreed that I had to change some things. So I stopped enforcing some boundaries, I would tolerate some of their shit, started showing more affection than I was receiving, whatever.

Oddly enough, we started having sex not long after those changes. At first it was great but after six months or so it was starfish sex. She just laid there, or was on her fours, but pretty much did nothing. Didn't think much of it, I was a real newbie.

Eventually, I became too beta. I would shut my mouth if people stepped on me, I was no longer giving dread (pretty much stopped contact with girls that showed IOIs, wouldn't tell her some classmates were hitting on me or even proposing sex, whatever), I entered into people's frames.

So, as I now know, being too beta dries up the pussy. Still having starfish sex but it was just that. No affection received, she barely displayed any attention to me and I just kept going out of my way to help her out in anything I could. Fast forward a couple years, she brings up the "we got to talk" thing, says she's not feeling the same, she would like us to take a break. I know she's already seen a branch to swing to so I suggest counseling.

Fucking therapist told her on the first session that she felt the way she felt because she was, somehow, in debt with me. I was the one doing all the effort and she had to either pay that massive debt, or dump me.

A week later she breaks up with me as we visit her grandma's house, she gives me a ride back to the subway and I just couldn't get off the car, I was crying so much because it hurt too much. It was pathetic.

A week after that, I spoke to one of her college classmates who was interested on me, she's DTF, and as she's undressing I fucking feel nauseous, run to the bathroom and puke. Girl freaks out, thinks I don't find her attractive. My mind is running fast, why the fuck did that happen? My hamster figured out that I couldn't move out of the relationship that fast. I manage the situation with the girl, tell her I didn't feel very well, all's good.

So, not having screwed myself enough, I talk to my ex, tell her we need to meet. So we do, I tell her how I was going bang some other girl and couldn't do it because I felt I needed closure. Told her a bunch of nasty stuff, she was pretty much quiet all the time. After that she said it was her fault she wasn't anymore in love with me, she asked me to change so much I ended up becoming someone else, and that she couldn't bring herself someone who could be pushed around. She told me she was wanted to experience what it would be to date other people, yadda yadda, but would like to remain in touch because I was such a nice guy and, who knows, maybe we could marry in the future, if our paths ever met again.

And for the first time in a long while, I grew some balls. Told her that wasn't happening. That was the last time I was reaching out for her and if there was anything she wanted to say or do, it had to be right then. "Lucky me" fucked her that afternoon, then proceeded to leave, call her classmate, and fuck her too, like I needed to release some of the frustration. After I got to my place, I blocked my ex and her new Chad from everywhere, phone, social media, you name it.

A couple of days later, I found TRP. I'm doing my best to own my shit now. Got a good job teaching english, the pay's kinda good. Doing some online works for extra money. Not lifting as much as I should because living in Venezuela means I have a messed up diet, but I'm doing everything in my reach (and a bit more) in order to move to Spain this year, I'm halfway there. Spinning a few plates. Reading a lot of TRP stuff, doing my best to put it in practice. Cold approaching anytime I can. Spinning a few plates.

[–]korben_manzarek0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

I can tell you're teaching english, you're a good storyteller. One thing though, why did your ex stay with you all that time if she obviously wasn't that attracted anymore?

[–]Juan-San2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Honestly, I have no idea. Taking a wild guess, the reasons would be:

  1. I'm usually a fun person to be with, I'm constantly making jokes, laughing, playing some kind of game or just being active during meetings. It was one of the reasons she liked me. That lasted a long time, eventually (in the last 2 or 3 months of the relationship, when I found out she was looking for a branch to swing to) I was just too tired of her and her friends shit, I would just be physically there, in a beach house filled with videogames and fun stuff to do, but my mind was somewhere else.

  2. I got her shit done. She was also looking forward to moving into Spain, and is clueless about any kind of law, paperwork, or requeriment she has to fulfill in order to do so. She's actually clueless on pretty much anything that isn't anime or dentistry. On the other hand, I'm always researching about stuff, what do I need to do, where do I need to go, whatever. So, having the same goal of moving to Spain (however we would've been keeping a LTR, since I was going to the western part to finish my degree and she would've been to the eastern part to start a master), she tagged along so she could watch anime while I found out what papers were needed and where did we have to take them. Coincidentally, when her paperwork was mostly done, just requiring a couple of signatures, she dumped me.

  3. This might be a bit of a humblebrag, but I was good in bed (and reading Sex God Method post-breakup is helping me keep my plates coming back for more). Even during the starfish sex time, she wasn't allowed to get off the bed unless she had an orgasm. She even had more orgasms than me, since I started masturbating her WAY before than she started doing stuff to my dick.

[–]korben_manzarek1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

okay, that sounds more like a concise summary than a wild guess but I see why she stayed w/ you

[–]fcb9829215 points16 points  (7 children) | Copy

When I was 19, I sold my 700-hp tripped-out Mustang GT because a girl said she wanted me to buy her jewelry. Yeah, I did it. Got the pussy, for a while. A damned nice piece, too. She was never mine though, it was just my turn. Saw the jewelry a month after we broke up... at a pawn shop. Bitch!

My Cummins goes about as fast these days. And I can fuck women in the front seat, mega cab or in the truck bed. Couldn't do that in the Mustang!

[–]LordThunderbolt13 points14 points  (3 children) | Copy

Gotta be lying. 700hp Mustang at 19? Then saw that exact jewelry at a pawn shop? It's like a movie. Adonbilivit.

[–]fcb982920 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Big block with NOS. No problem. Dyno at 709 bhp.

[–]LordThunderbolt1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Not at 19 tho

[–]fcb982920 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

16, actually. Sold it at 19.

[–]TheBlackAlistar3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Surprised you didn't kill yourself in that thing being 19. How was the insurance?

[–]fcb982921 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ah man, it was a chick magnet. That's likely why she wanted me to sell it, CONTROL. The jewelry was just money to her.

[–]Money_Bags972 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Of course you have a cummins

[–]laserdicks8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

This thread gave me PTSD. The pill hurts so good.

[–]FlexGunship7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

LTR. Lived together. Cried when I came home and she had left.

Literally the last tears I 've shed that weren't for a deceased loved one

[–]absolucion6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Beg an ex-girlfriend to get back with me about nine months after she left me.

Spoilers: She said no thanks.

Best thing to ever happen to me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh fuck. Just top of my head, in my last LTR I got drunk and we went out to a bar. Well by that time I got so drunk I started thinking about my other ex. Then I started to cry because of the thoughts I was having and thought my LTR would think it's cute in sensitive. Yeah, she wasn't about that.

[–]GreenPiller7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Went to the mall and spent 700 dollars for my oneitis on her birthday. She then proceeds to friendzone me and then fucks a guy that wont even buy her a bag of skittles. We called each other every night. And hung out every day but nothing was happening. I couldnt understand anything. I thought that if I waited long enough she would come to realize how much chemistry we had. But nothing happened no matter how much I tried to kiss her and become something more she just wouldnt bulge. It was hell. I eventually snapped and told her to leave me alone. Then I regretted it and called her again begging her to let me be her friend again. She calls me a pussy and tells me to leave her alone. Months later I receive a merry christmas message. I ignored it and moved on.

[–]RedditAdminsSuck_8811 points12 points  (6 children) | Copy

Drove 7 hours overnight to visit my oneitis in the hospital after she got in a car wreck

[–]Daxxipro18047 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy

I mean how bad was the car wreck. . .

[–]RedditAdminsSuck_8815 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

Almost died. It was bad, but still. I wasn't fucking her, was her orbiter, major oneitis.

[–]IMGRINDIN_IPROMISE points points [recovered] | Copy

Damn, should have pulled the plug when you got there.

[–]11NV0K3R32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fucking savage LMFAO

[–]Daxxipro18046 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Pusay whipped without the pussy huh? Yea, cant say i would of drove if we werent at least fucking

[–]failingtheturingtest6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Honestly, oneitis is bad, but I have no issue driving 7 hours to visit anyone I consider a friend who is/was close to death.

[–]Cunt_Robber7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

You know youre doing trp right when you read the top two comments and think "shit I dont have time to read this crap, deja vu all over again" and go take care of some business

[–]askmrcia5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy

Oh god way too many to count lol. My biggest one was even I first took this girl out on a date. It was spring break in college she stayed on campus while I stayed at home 45mins away.

I drove all the way to campus to take her on a date. Then i drove another 45mins to a mall. Then we went to the movie theater to watch Battlefield LA.

Did not kiss her at all. Did not get no sex out of the deal. Spent alot of money on gas. She left me later that night to go to a party.

To be fair, I knew almost nothing about girls and how to date back then. I remember I was asking my buddy what should I do and what should I say on this date. It was my first time taking a girl out on a date.

That happened my sophomore year and believe it or not we talked (still no sex or kissing) after that. My senior year we hooked up and that was when I discovered how to date and treat women (not through the red pill). But yea I had a few more cringy things after that.

[–]301niko0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

Tell us bro

[–]askmrcia1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

LOL When the second girl I dated broke up with me, I wrote her a note basically pleading her to take me back. It was a letter and I sent it in the mail. I pretty much told her that I didn't get why she was avoiding me, kept lying to me, hanging with this new girl who she never really liked, and if she still wants to be with me that she can contact me.

I wrote her that and sent it to her in the mail because she would not answer my phone or return texts. If your curious, she cheated on my with another girl.

Another cringy thing I did was when I was in college. Tried talking to this one girl in my class. This was back before I even knew how to flirt, so when we talked, I always talked to her like a friend. Thing was I'm sure she was attracted to me at some point. One day I remembered that our class split into two groups. I waited after class for her to finish so that I could talk her. Lets just say I'm sure I creeped her out.

Another cringy thing I did, back when I was in college I was working at Steak n Shake. Tried flirting with this server that worked there. My friend was the best wing man ever. He would set up group activities and tried to hook us up. This server and I attended this birthday party together where we dressed up. I went out and bought an all new outfit. Well my dumbass left the new tags on my Jeans and the girl noticed. She pointed it out saying how I was trying to impress her, which was true. Then she ragged on me a little saying how she bet my socks and underwear were probably new too. Yup I screwed up big time.

Another time, with this same girl a friend told this server that I had a huge music library that I could put on her iPod (I didn't, didn't even own an iPod). So this girl came over to my house at like 11pm at night to "get the music." We sat on the porch for two hours and I didn't even make a move. I had no idea what to do.

My friend and I still did not give up. We tried one more time. We had a get together over a co-workers house when we was drinking and watching movies together. This server girl and I laid on the couch and went to sleep together. I tried to escalate a little at this point. Everyone else was sleep. I tried feeling on her boobs a little, but she did not react. So I could not tell if I should continue or not. I felt like if I would have, then she would wake everyone up telling them how creepy I was and I didn't want to risk it.

So yea we slept on the couch together all cuddled up and nothing happened. As I left she gave me a hug and that's when I stopped pursing her.

So yea, all these happened from age 19-21; back then I just didn't know how to flirt, communicate and was scared to take chances. Now I'm completely different.

[–]301niko2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Holy fuck this is hilarious. Especially both of you with these strategies Hahaha.

[–]askmrcia1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL yea looking back on it now we were a crazy duo.

He always got on me for having the looks, but no game. He had "game" but not the looks. So we made oaf together to try and set eachother up.

Things are way way way different now. I have one more story. We were at Cedar point (theme park) and this girl was operating the "merry go round" ride. There was no one on the ride.

My friend said he will get on the ride by himself while I go talk to the girl operating the ride. The bastard actually did it. He was on this kid's ride by himself and he even told the chick to let him have extra time since no one else was on the ride.

So that gave me an opening to go talk to her. At this point I was getting my social skills up so I did talk to her and did actually get her number. The problem was we never set up a date because she was an international college student and was helping out at the theme park for a summer project or something.

I don't know, I just know the theme park had a lot college kids from China and other places working there. But yea, he's an awesome wing man.

[–]evilkenevil4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Probably my first marriage at 23 which destroyed the rest of my 20's. Actually it didn't destroy my 20's, I destroyed my 20's but it brought clarity I don't know where I would have found doing anything else.

[–]mcr00sterdota3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

2 Bluepill moments that scar me.

1st time. Went with a girl to the movies for a first date, displayed lots of neediness and she pretty much didn't want to hang out again end of story.

2nd time. Was with some friends and this girl out drinking and she was obviously DTF. Gave me shit tests which I failed, she even talked about how she wanted to get laid with someone that night. When my friends and the girl decided to split up as she wanted to go to another bar she even asked me to come with her alone, but I said no.

[–]tallwheel4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was in a distance relationship with an LTR. She tells me she doesn't like it when I hang out with my guy friends on nights when I can't see her. You read that right. ON NIGHTS WHEN I CAN'T BE WITH MY DISTANCE GF SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE HAVING FUN WITH MY MALE FRIENDS.

There was one particular time I told her in advance I had plans to hang with my friends on a particular night. She insists that 'If I love her, then I MUST NOT go.' I argued with her about it, but eventually I agreed not to go in order to show her that 'I really love her'. I stayed fucking inside at home by myself while my friends were out having fun. They all told me I was fucking pussy whipped (which I was).

Agreeing to her unreasonable demands did nothing to improve the relationship. It probably just made it worse. Even long before TRP, I realized this afterward and agreed to myself I would never do such a thing again. Fucking embarrassed to think about it now.

[–]TheStumblingWolf4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Got divorced 2 years ago, but we were only friends by then so it was fine. We'd had no real feelings for each other for years up to that.

Shortly before moving out I was chatting with some girl from Okcupid. We hadn't met and she didn't want to (she had some sort of anxiety thing - she could hardly go get groceries). I thought things were going well while I was obviously just feeding her with free attention. I did push to meet up but she wouldn't have it. At some point I must've moved out. I was gonna hang out with my ex as we were still friends. So I told this okCupid girl that I was going to do that, but if she didn't like it I wouldn't. She thought it was the sweetest thing ever. Now it just makes me want to jump off a cliff.

Also, immediately after getting the divorce, I remember joking at work. I seriously thought it was funny to say that I'd have an easy time finding a girl because I was already trained by my ex. So glad I'm not that guy anymore.

[–]resolutions3163 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I almost took my life, once. Never again.

My Dad died very suddenly, my oneitis-turned-gf (now turned-wife, actually) left me. Cue a depressive spiral that culminated in near-hospitalization.

Orbited my oneitis the. whole. time. At one point, I must have said something about our relationship and she turned, looked me straight in the eyes, and said: "I don't want to fuck you."

After a year of that and nearly ending it all, I just got mad. Stopped orbiting altogether. Started looking up game online. Went out to a meetup of guys into PUA stuff. Worked out. Stopped giving a fuck.

And, magically, after a year? We got back together. This time, she was depressed. The whole time I was obsessed about being nothing without her, she couldn't handle it without me.

Cut to marriage, and I forget these lessons. "I made it." I thought. "I sealed the deal." And, well - you know how that turned out. Now I'm here, several years later.

But. I'm glad it happened. I needed it to happen. That depressive piece of me is still there - it still comes around.

But in there, now, there's also a steel core of absolute certainty: I will never again consider taking my own life. Not over her, not over anyone.

[–]Endorsed Contributorseattleron5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Spent so much money on ridiculous shit. Wrote anonymous emails when I was in high school about my undying love (cringe), got into fights, cried to people.

Man, why didn't someone put me out of my misery?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Shitty father figures brother.

[–]HootieMane points points [recovered] | Copy

Living to nearly 23 years and 6 months as a virgin.

[–]1v1mebruh1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I made it to 23 years and 9 months, bitch. (Joking... about calling you a bitch, not about my virginity)

[–]HootieMane0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I'm still counting so don't start talking shit yet fam.

[–]failingtheturingtest0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

LifeProTip: drop the 'fam', being an adult isn't uncool.

[–]thepitman points points [recovered] | Copy

Yer almost a wizard Harry.

23 years here too but it'll come.

[–]HootieMane0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yea I'm not even worried about it atm. My only two concerns are lifting and preparing to have a good job in a decent sized city when I graduate in May. I live in a very rural, and impoverished part of the south.

[–]OneInAZillion2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

I took a bus to my college to be this girl's study buddy.... on my birthday

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[–]pandaholic232 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

In high school I got into a rough playful fight with some hot girl after school. I was walking towards her and she said, " Do you want to fight me bitch?". I said, "yeah let's go". She ended up tackling me on my friends front lawn and slapping/ hitting the shit out of my face while she was on top of me. I was surprised by the whole thing and after she snapped out of it she started apologizing profusely. She really didn't beat my face, but it was pretty red from all the slapping and hitting.

Her friendw and my friends gathered around us in awe wondering why the fuck she did that. I still don't know why she did it to be honest and I was pissed. After all the apologizing, she asked me if she can nurse me back in my house but I declined and said it wasn't needed, it was only a mistake. She asked me about 30 times and I told her no becasue i didnt know what she meant.

The next day she told all her friends that I was a faggit for not taking her offer. That's when it hit me about what she meant when she wanted to nurse me but it was too late.

[–]MarsTW1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Few months ago. My ex was having an emotional affair (eventually fucked the guy). I let her video chat with the guy whilst I could hear everything in the next room. Of course I let her know how much it hurt my feelings.

No dread, no abundance, no nothing. I'm thankful for this though as I would never have discovered TRP and make the improvements in my life to be a better man.

[–]failingtheturingtest1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm so confused.
I want to up-vote Blue Pill stories.
I don't want to read Blue Pill stories.
Someone make it stop!

[–]RichieFinn0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

all of these are cringy and remind me why i have learned to forget a lot of the shit i used to do, i remember trying to woo some girl from my school online and started sending her a link to the song "Let me love you" by mario. Jesus remembering that alone sends my balls back up into my stomach

[–]kasper1380 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

(this is over the course of about 13 years)

There has only been one woman I would say I truly blue pilled for. It would seem no matter what I tell myself I always get way to lovey with her. The main problem being is that she'll return the notion for a little while and then it's back to doing whatever the fuck she does. Girl has more orbiters than Jupiter. I can read her like a book which just drove me crazy(like seeing a train coming and not getting out of the way). I was always the guy she'd come see post break up with whatever boyfriend she had. Always fucked her but I never focused on the positive. It would always go down the same.

Comes over. Fuck her. You only know me when after you break up with someone. Get angry. She runs away.

Dumbest shit ever. To this day I don't know what the fuck I am thinking or doing when it comes to her. "Luckily" that won't be happening again as I railed into her(verbally unfortunately) for about two weeks. She "came to visit me" after my friend died. Said she drove 8 hours to see me. She spent the night then kept on driving to go see some other dude the next day. It was the last straw.

TL;DR Found a pretty butterfly and smothered it cause it was too pretty.

[–]Kenny_Twenty0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

What was the problem again? You were fucking her, right? Is it that you ruined it by getting emotional?

[–]kasper1380 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I kept it pretty TLDR. I think so. I'd love to know really. I didn't put up with a lot of her bullshit.

[–]addwater0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Cried in front of a girl

Begged a girl not to leave me

General beta possessiveness (you can't do this, why did you do that.. etc.)

Settling for a disgusting BPD chick and allowing her to effectively take control of the relationship

I ditched a lot of beta tendencies for good after my first relationship, but the real improvement came after swallowing TRP.

[–]TehJimmyy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Watching a girl(oneitis) makin out with her ex in front my eyes

Inbefore we were sitting with her ex at a caffe chatting before she came up. I dont know why i set up to go out with her ex anyway.

I shoulda walked away that moment. No words no feelings.Just actions.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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