So I met with a girl last minute. My original date flaked on me and low behold I pulled this one that just happened to be available that night. We had a meal together and she flirted with me and asked why I sat so far away from her at the table. To me this is the Tell Tale sign I’m going to get some pussy tonight but I wanted to really make her wait for it and so when the date was over I grabbed her hand and have her a fat kiss on the cheek and said I would walk her to her car. I didn’t wanna bring her to my house that night because my cat has been shitting on the floor and I’m experimenting with different litter boxes until I get him fixed or get rid of him altogether. So I didn’t want her smelling this mess when she comes over. The obvious solution would be to get rid of the cat but I’ve had him for a year and I don’t wanna resort to that yet.
Anyways, I told her I would text her when I got home. I realized I was really horny when I got home but was willing to wait to have sex with this girl because I was going to clean my apartment first. But I texted her something dumb and I feel like I need to recover.
I said “just made it home. You’re welcome to come over and hangout after your work is done”
- She doesn’t know where I live and 2. I wasn’t boldly testing her.
So of course her reply goes...
“ OK lol ?”
I haven’t done this in a while. I use to tell girls if they were looking for a good time I’m the man. Stuff like that worked for me but I took monk mode so seriously I can’t seem to find my mojo.
Please, help. Me. Find. My. Mojo
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