Thot rode the cock train until her wheels fell off. Now she is rode hard, put away wet and knocked up. You know what to do gents, she is inviting you in! She just needs a Chad who is rich and beta to take care of her and her love child with other dude. Obligatory cleavage to lure the betas.

Falln2pieces · 2020-01-02T18:38:13+00:00

"can't get a pregnant girl knocked up"

That sentence alone shows the kind of nut job crazy ass bitch you would get with this package.

Fragrant_Point · 2020-01-02T19:42:26+00:00

You're 35, a bartender, and showing pictures of a body that you will NEVER have again. Then, you want someone to help raise your unborn child, from a father I can only guess who picked you up at the BAR YOU WORK AT.

Pass.

XavierMalory · 2020-01-02T18:50:51+00:00

Those tits look fake.

At least they match her fake smile.

TaxMeJersey · 2020-01-02T18:59:38+00:00

There is no demand for pregnant skanks.....but there sure is a lot of supply out there.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-01-02T19:09:28+00:00

"5 months pregnant, but no connection to the father" - besides the cumshot growing into a human being inside of her.

"...who knows how to treat a lady" - you are no lady. You are a trollop.

I bet she'd be a great fuck, though! 😁

toolate4redpill · 2020-01-02T19:02:29+00:00

Bait and Switch

"This is what my body looked like before pregnancy ravaged it."

twunting · 2020-01-02T19:14:22+00:00

She writes “i am worth it”. Yet the person this self proclaimed “lady” decided to have a child with found her worthy of abandonment after impregnating her. What makes her think she is a lady I wonder.

otakuzod · 2020-01-02T21:42:46+00:00

Those pictures will forever be a reminder that someone plundered the physically superior version of her, and you'll get the leftover parts destroyed by pregnancy/motherhood.

oooKenshiooo · 2020-01-02T20:39:07+00:00

Can't get a pregnant girl knocked up... But she sure as hell can give you aids.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-01-02T19:34:45+00:00

Why do women think that sewing plastic silicone bags into their chest is attractive? Every time I saw her tits I would think 'fake'.

2020-01-02T20:32:50+00:00

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JerryNewton7 · 2020-01-02T20:39:14+00:00

She likes to laugh and have a good time.

Who can resist that? 🤣🤣

GSFleming · 2020-01-02T23:03:26+00:00

The 200 lb woman covered in tats and piercings poses no real threat, but women like this are truly the most dangerous because:

She's openly advertising that she's not against a "hook-up"
She's attractive and can easily trap most men.

She's a human pitcher plant.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2020-01-02T20:55:53+00:00

She reminds me of that bitch Meghan Markle

abascaburger · 2020-01-02T22:13:57+00:00

Lol when have you ever seen a man Tindr page that says "ex chick 5 months preggos but still not a dad yet lol need me a REAL WOMAN to take care of me and the upcoming little one"

Holy fuck. Another delusional delivery brought back to you by a vaginal villain.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-01-02T20:34:00+00:00

Fake tits, zero job skills, bastard of unknown ethnicity growing inside her. Not bad looking when plastered with makeup though. Good for a P&D if you have a fetish about fucking pregnant bitches.

AskLwsTmh · 2020-01-02T20:31:21+00:00

So fucking gross. She literally makes me cringe with the way she speaks.

Awesomeo70706 · 2020-01-02T21:24:22+00:00

It speaks to a woman's judgment that she is currently pregnant and the father is nowhere in sight. To move forward with a pregnancy where the father will not be in the picture is extremely selfish and dumb.

This smells of baby rabies.

divorce33 · 2020-01-03T01:53:07+00:00

All the women of the world ------ having a kid in any way by another man is NOT a selling point for an LTR.

No man says "okay she is 5'5" check, blonde check, nice smile check...wait, she doesn't have any kids by another guy, if only she had kids by another guy then I'd take her seriously. Too bad, on to the next!" ....said no man EVER.

Emervila · 2020-01-02T19:45:40+00:00

She looked for love in ALL the wrong places bc that's how you find real love. AF/BB Denied!

Autisticus · 2020-01-02T22:08:24+00:00

Shes pretty hot for 35

LIVE LAUGH LOVE SWEETHEART

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-02T22:17:11+00:00

Some man paid for that fake pair. She must have had a sugardaddy in the past.....

ImAWhoDat · 2020-01-03T00:33:01+00:00

Caked on makeup, fake tits, designer clothes.

High maintenance.

Tack on the fact she's pregnant and advertises that you can nut in her because of that...super high maintenance and crazy.

Relationship? Nah. I'd smash, though. Hey, you're a crazy bitch, but you look so good I'm on top of it!

psychotropy · 2020-01-02T21:59:02+00:00

This sub is an endless tsunami of "Dafuq!?"

Long_Range_Shooter · 2020-01-02T23:04:11+00:00

She's "35" and tried to trap a husband by getting pregnant. Pay attention guys, the baby daddy didn't stick around, that should tell you that you want nothing to do with this High Maintenance Woman.

High Maintenance you ask, look at the cloths in the pictures?

ManateeGag · 2020-01-02T23:28:11+00:00

Another "I like to dance, love, laugh and have a good time."

Who doesn't? You'll never see "I hate to laugh and have a good time because I'm a miserable asshole. If you can't handle that, swipe left."

MikepGrey · 2020-01-03T03:49:55+00:00

HI, I am an EmOtinAl TraIn WreCk From BeiNg 5 mOnths pregGers and I am going to have it becasue I am special and you should love me, give me EVERYTHING I want and satisfy my every whim and then support me and my baby... and I actually...Honestly FOR REAL BELEAIVE, that you will do this becasue I am still in fanticy land for about 4 more years... once the rug rat is 3 and I am still just being used as a free whore I will maybe wake up... or have a second kid and try this trick a gain ^.^

And I am emotion so you cannot Say AnY thing about my gremmer ; p

Cuntfart9000 · 2020-01-03T04:19:36+00:00

Pictures are old. She is a quickly depreciating asset. I would have liked to hook up with her when she was ten years younger.

geocorb · 2020-01-02T20:46:12+00:00

Someone else put his dick in this crazy, don’t anyone else do the same.

kyledontcare · 2020-01-02T22:26:46+00:00

Rode hard, indeed. Never pay for another man's orgasms.

Zombeflandrs · 2020-01-02T23:58:53+00:00

Lol what a cum dumpster

RRFdev · 2020-01-03T01:31:51+00:00

Nothing spells romantic more than getting fucked raw by men who don't even care to remember your name.

And look, a bitchy dog breed in one pic. That's already an indicator of her bitchy personality.

Teskeys · 2020-01-02T18:35:18+00:00

Hell I’d go for it

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-02T21:48:40+00:00

Bartender? Just great. How many miles of Chad dong has she run through?

truthteller8 · 2020-01-03T00:13:52+00:00

I wonder how in debt a bartender must be to afford that boob job and all that Botox.

Thetrvler · 2020-01-03T12:07:42+00:00

Good pump and dump material. Anything else and it’s an imminent loss.

2020-01-02T21:56:43+00:00

Imagine what pregnancy is going to do to the body of a 35 year old. I’ll pass.

chalulin · 2020-01-03T00:08:20+00:00

"Looked for love in all the wrong places."

She wasn't looking for love. She wanted to be treated as a flesh hoover by chad.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-03T00:59:36+00:00

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thesillymachine · 2020-01-03T01:02:17+00:00

You know what they say? "Next!"

Gordon-G · 2020-01-03T02:07:27+00:00

Holy shit.. this one fits the description..

http://www.returnofkings.com/149710/30-signs-that-a-woman-has-slept-with-over-100-men

Imoldok · 2020-01-03T02:30:32+00:00

A Scorpio I bet.

ImprudentPrudence · 2020-01-03T03:13:34+00:00

Another bartender, eh? I see my theory about the "thot handbook" and its presence in the bathroom of every seedy bar was correct.

I wonder who paid for those (obviously fake) tatas.

Fat_Akuma · 2020-01-03T03:22:07+00:00

I can't believe so many people like this exist

stupidmentat · 2020-01-03T05:26:46+00:00

Well the good news is some other poor bastard already paid for her boobs.

Westernhagen · 2020-01-03T06:06:43+00:00

She looks better than golf bartender girl, but that's not a high bar to clear.

yabadabs13 · 2020-01-03T06:28:09+00:00

That's the grossest behavior. I feel sick to my stomach

fellate-o-fish · 2020-01-03T06:50:37+00:00

look at my tits

misfits2025 · 2020-01-03T10:41:31+00:00

She looks exactly like the evil chick in movies that the protagonist is ensnared by, but will eventually realize is toxic by the third act.

Scourmont · 2020-01-03T10:46:23+00:00

Bartender... just lol. This thot has more bodies on her than a Chinese cemetary.

Philhelm · 2020-01-03T16:57:39+00:00

Hunter Biden strikes again.

well-funk_it · 2020-01-02T19:48:01+00:00

https://youtu.be/37OWL7AzvHo

Stateist555 · 2020-01-02T20:58:05+00:00

Boys ...why can't I see any of her description info ? All I see is 2 pics of her ....no shot of her "about me " etc

ohishitmypantsagain · 2020-01-02T21:54:22+00:00

What a disgusting slab of beef

Billie_Skabili · 2020-01-03T00:01:06+00:00

What breed of dog is that? Looks just like my puppy

Mudd66 · 2020-01-03T03:04:39+00:00

She wants Dick Root !!

dwc151 · 2020-01-03T03:11:52+00:00

There's no way she's the girl in those photos. That one doesn't look like she matches the description. She looks almost normal.

anicebigrodforyou · 2020-01-03T03:29:12+00:00

How do you stack the images like this?

hozarkmoca · 2020-01-03T04:09:36+00:00

Disgusting.

GTFonMF · 2020-01-03T05:41:54+00:00

She’s a babe. But ain’t nobody want that firecracker-smashed roast beef.

WhitePudding64 · 2020-01-03T06:01:44+00:00

Face a 3 boobs an 8 body a 5, bitch you aint worth shit

TruthSeekingPerson · 2020-01-03T06:20:26+00:00

She sure goes out in public showing a lot of cleavage.

thotless_rat_bastard · 2020-01-03T06:39:59+00:00

That cleavage has more time on the track than Dunlop!

TooFatToMatt · 2020-01-03T07:03:54+00:00

I got a sneaking suspicion this is one of those 42 year old 35 year olds if you know what I mean.

rebelauthor · 2020-01-03T07:04:38+00:00

Tell ya what miss. Get an abortion then write me on Tinder. Im pretty busy but I'll try to schedule you within the next three months for a coffee date (and by coffee, I mean renew your netflix subscription & send me your address. I'll splurge for the condoms ~ my treat!).

2020-01-03T10:25:29+00:00

Shameless advertising.

z31fanatic · 2020-01-03T11:04:33+00:00

I'm impatient, emotional but baby I am worth it!

Do they even read what they write and maybe think, "wow, that was a stupid thing to write"?

Redmountain52989 · 2020-01-03T11:07:44+00:00

I like the dog.

2020-01-03T12:25:04+00:00

Since when do pregnant women start dating?

meerita · 2020-01-03T12:25:25+00:00

She will have plenty betas ready to kiss her boots when she says the word. Chads will only pump and dump her, and maybe avoid that in case of STD

ANOTHERSIXMILLI0NPLS · 2020-01-03T13:10:28+00:00

Why wont anyone buy my totalled car?!?!?

rvail136 · 2020-01-03T13:42:06+00:00

I was ok, she's at least pretty...then...the fucking nose ring. Whoever winds up with woman should tie a string to it so he can lead her around...

souldrone · 2020-01-03T13:46:56+00:00

Would bang and run, fast.

KazarakOfKar · 2020-01-03T14:07:59+00:00

She looks like an older, Thotty-er version of Adriana La Cerva

DeterminedLogic99 · 2020-01-03T14:35:03+00:00

Some guy will pay for this willingly. She’s attractive and she knows it.

A woman’s vagina is the strongest drug the world has ever known.

SamsAdvice · 2020-01-03T15:33:22+00:00

"I'm impatient/emotional" - insecure, anxious, demanding, selfish, unnecessary drama, expects you to be available at her convenience, but will be selfish with her own needs if you aren't available(She'll fuck chad when she is in the mood and you happen to be busy at the moment.).

SamsAdvice · 2020-01-03T15:40:54+00:00

Old as fuck. She's going to be taking 2+ hours to get ready. Constant need for validation, always needing to get her nails and hair done. Her bathroom picture looks sloppy as hell. She's going to be mentally exhausting.

SirKolbath · 2020-01-03T16:38:19+00:00

... can't get a pregnant girl knocked up.

Excuse me, do you really think that is a selling point?! Like, in the world of male-to-female interactions, you think that tidbit of information is what you should leave us with as the very last line of your introductory profile? "Hey, I am literally carrying the DNA of another man, but as it washes around in my bloodstream I am willing to let a total stranger-- the type of man to be attracted by this line, in fact-- raw dog me!"

Ew.

2020-01-03T16:59:10+00:00

Nice legs but those tits appear fake.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-01-03T17:59:33+00:00

Not hard to figure out.

35 year old woman spends 10+ years riding cocks here, there and everywhere. Probably a failed marriage in there somewhere. Gets massive case of baby rabies. Gets knocked up. Finds out this baby thing is difficult. With baby rabies comes the nesting instinct. She needs a man with resources: a house, a car, and money money money to pay for all the shit she and the baby will need. She's accustomed to constant male attention. She'll rope in a betabux for whom even her distended body will be by far the hottest pussy he's ever even gotten to stand next to.

And so it goes.

Imperator_Red · 2020-01-03T23:49:19+00:00

laught

Imagine being a single pregnant woman desperately searching for someone to help pay for your baby, and you can't even be bothered to proofread your profile. That's how fucking entitled these bitches are.

Also she's hot as fuck but obviously not 5 months preggo meaning oooooold pics.

maruadventurer · 2020-01-04T11:19:44+00:00

My only question would be -- Does she own the bar? Well then there might be some value. She can comp my drinks.

j_arbuckle2012 · 2020-01-06T13:01:42+00:00

Any woman who describes herself as a "baddie" has done legit prostitution work.

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Iceth_Thtea · 2020-01-06T15:58:47+00:00

Ok, a chick like this without a kid is probably out of my league, but she HAS a KID. Which makes this possible for guy's like me. They don't put out on the first night unless you say some absolutely outlandish shit.

asdf333aza · 2020-01-10T02:04:42+00:00

I literally laughed when I read "but baby I'm worth it. I'm 5 months pregnant".

1)35, practically a geriatric women. Everything's already sagging and you haven't even had your kid yet. 2) Your tits are fake. 3) You're pregnant and probably don't know the father. 4) 35 year old bar tender. You've done nothing with your life but take dick and drinks. And tips are probably getting worse as you age. 5) you're so desperate that you have to use a cheesy line like "can't knock a pregnant Chick up". That just shows that, all you have to offer is sex. And sex with a 35 year old vagina just doesn't sound great. I mean yeah, we might fuck it, but keeping it is a hell no. 35 year pussy just ain't worth as much as 20 year old pussy.

bosslife242 · 2020-01-13T21:59:45+00:00

This generation is done.

souris101 · 2020-01-23T16:14:21+00:00

yeah...no thanks

voncloft22 · 2020-01-03T09:57:20+00:00

I can't knock up a pregnant woman.... No, but I can get the std's you have thot (condoms are not 100% resilient) ... Uber pass