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[–]bushwicksickShaniqua Hamster Analyst125 points126 points127 points 4 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Our sub has been on a roll as of late. This is a GOD-tier level shitpost!
You forgot some:
[–]McTouchButt66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I'm "Curvy"
[–]ifuc---pipeline51 points52 points53 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Curvy the size of a f250
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"Feed me tacos and touch my butt."
"I'm sassy, blunt and honest".
"Live, laugh love".
[–]Imperial_Plastics17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
iF yOu caN't hAnDLe Mee at muh wOrSt, yOu doN't dEsErve mee aT My bESt
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHahaa... yup. Isn't it great how they worship a whore that OD'd?
I'm personally swimming in heroine addicted or alcoholic sloots who mimic and idolize the bottom of the barrel. "Bro crown tats, Brass knuckle tats, Bro diamond tats, "Queen" tats. Great mother material. 2019 America is basically one coast to coast trailer park at this point. Really makes you wonder him much longer until complete social collapse and getting our shit pushed in by a Chineese invasion or some shit... ...probably right after the wimminzz get our rifles taken from us for "da chilrenzz safee". "WoNt SomEOnE ThInK of da ChILLdReNzzzz?!?!?!?".
[–]Dan240z2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol what a joke
[–]HaveaTomCollins2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My kids and I are a package deal.
[–]limbojunkie19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"BBW"
[–]Black_Gotenks14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"chunky but funky"
"Thick thighs save lives"
I like thick thighs but...slightly muscular ones 😂
[–]ifuc---pipeline8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you got the income a lot of times they stop bitching about the height
[–]Narcissist456Jr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya we don’t give a fuck either way though...
[–]McTouchButt1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I deserve only the best and the man always treats. I expect to be treated like a lady.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swipe left if you are not man enough to handle another man's kids.
[–]onlypinhead200098 points99 points100 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I'm in my mid 30's and this is absolutely true. I don't even try anymore honestly. lol
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[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey[M] 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please read the rules and avoid shaming men in your future comments.
If you are unsure if something shames men, then use the following formula:
derogatory remark/name + "men/man" = violation of Rule #1
Thanks.
[–]TwilightSea9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully someone screenshot it so I can laugh at it as I missed it.
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[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Removed for Rule #1 violation.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same man. Same.
[–]Cantide7567 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here too.
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[–]Uhtred_McUhtredsonSmells like Harvey Weinsteins Fingers2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ain’t that the truth.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isn't a support subreddit. It's a laugh-at-the-crazy-whores, subreddit. Please adhere to our purpose and theme. Thanks.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole79 points80 points81 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WhY y0u MiSoGyNiStIc InCeL! YoU'rE jUsT nOt MAN ENOUGH™!
[–]socalskweez33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
I can deal with the ones that state 50/50 custody. At least her ex is there for his offspring and she made a decent choice. But this "package deal" bullshit is just insane.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Splitting up the family is hardly ever a decent choice.
[–]socalskweez18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
I totally agree. I won't put my kids through that. That's why I live with my ex.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
That must be rough.
Not to pry, but this is an awfully curious scenario. How are you two making it work, living together but divorced?
[–]socalskweez24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Luckily she is dedicated to the kids and maintaining the home. Unlucky for me she lost all interest in men due to her menopause. Her hormone deficiency is biological and I cannot resent her for that. The split was ammicable and we agreed that both of us need to be present. You do start losing the urge for intercourse with someone who is distant intimately.
Where it is rough is for my personal life. Most normal people will find the situation odd and uncomfortable and I don't blame them.
The kids are happy as can be, that's all that counts.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I'm going through something similar with my wife. Hormone therapy has helped her a lot, and discovering the Red Pill (especially soft dread) has helped me fix what I'd been doing wrong. No kids, though.
[–]socalskweez7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
RP will prepare you if things go south. I feel for you, good luck.
[–]ugluk15 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
No kids and you didn't bail?
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The "good man" part of me takes "til death do us part" and the rest of my vows very seriously, and believes "what God has joined, let man not separate".
The cynical asshole part of me thinks I'm just an idiot and a glutton for suffering.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You could just strip naked and beat yourself bloody like Dark Ages Monk. How better to identify with the suffering of our lord. If you beat yourself nearly unconscious you don't even want sex any more!
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem
*WHAP!*
[–]ugluk10 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bailing is better than wailing.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not all bad
Just mostly bad
[–]cnnbs6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You did great imo man. It's all about the kids after all, at least that's how it was supposed to go.
[–]socalskweez5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks man
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So do the two of you date other people at all? Do your kids know that you're technically not together? I'm a therapist and I work with couples, so I'm really curious about this. Genuinely. Without judgment.
[–]socalskweez6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She is not interested in men anymore. I am willing but not putting out too much effort.
Neither kids know. Daughter (16) could handle it. Son (13) still innocent and immature, I'm guessing, might get affected by it. We'll keep them clueless as long as we can. You probably know more than me if this is a good tactic. If you have any input please do share.
I am very tactful, with regards to any criticism of her and during discussions, due to her mood. It seems to work. I have to be this way, I have no choice. What ever misery she is experiencing, I do not want it affecting the mood in the household.
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, but it's affecting YOU... and why should you put up with negativity from her?
Don't get me wrong. I really respect the fact that you make it work for the sake of your children. If I've seen anything, it's that couples who are in turbulent times with each other often completely forget about their children. It makes me so mad. In this case, you're such a good father and presumably she's a good mother, that the two of you are putting aside your personal differences to be good parents and to try to maintain stability for your kids. That is so admirable.
But again, you both deserve happiness. It sounds like her idea of happiness is different from your idea of happiness, but nevertheless you both deserve it.
16 and 13 are difficult times for children. 16 is an age of a lot of emotional development for girls, and 13 is an age of a lot of emotional development for boys. only you can know how your kids might react if you later on tell them that you and your wife haven't been together for awhile. Only you know if your kids will feel deceived by that. But if the two of you, you and your wife, are still functioning publicly as a couple for the sake of your children, they don't have to know that you're not having sex if that's the only thing really missing. Obviously, most kids have no idea about their parents' sex lives anyway. Kids are generally okay as long as their lifestyle doesn't have to change. But on the other hand, if the two of you are staying together just for them, and your kids find out that this was a sacrifice for you, they might feel guilty about it in the future. I don't know if most teens have that kind of emotional perception yet, but when your kids are older and if you choose to tell them about it, they will definitely have a sense of guilt that the two of you stayed together for their sake despite being unhappy. I can tell you that with almost a hundred percent certainty.
It's a very challenging situation, but I honestly think, based on what you've said here, that you're doing the best you can. You're putting aside your own happiness for the happiness of your children, and that is the greatest gift a parent can give their children. But kids are very perceptive, even self-involved teenagers. They might already know that something is up between you and their mother. If you're not genuinely happy and she's not genuinely happy, they'll probably pick up on that, too. Then I guess you have to ask yourself... is having two miserable parents together raising children still the best option? Only you know the answer to that one. This got kind of long-winded, but if you want to talk more about it, feel free to send me a message :-)
"but if you want to talk more about it, feel free to send me a message" I might have to take you up on that. Thanks for the offer and words of wisdom. I never thought about the guilt aspect.
[–]Cantide7564 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately I had to escape the abuse. And then fight tooth and nail for 50/50.
[–]BetterHimThanMe8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Instant family, just add water(money)"
[–]EmervilaSpinning Dis On The Fritz29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On a Carousel
The Hollies
Riding along on a carousel, trying to catch up to you (chad) Riding along on a carousel, will I catch up to you? (Tyrone)
Horses chasing 'cause they're racing So they ain't so far
On a carousel On a carousel
Nearer and nearer by changing horses, Still so far away People fighting for their places just get in my way Soon you'll leave and then I'll lose you Still we're going 'round
On a carousel On a carousel 'Round and round and round and round round and round and round and round with you Up, down, up, down, up, down, too
[–]Peschkowskaja25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You forgot "my kids always come first"
[–]BetterHimThanMe23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They really use a template and are vapid as fuck, aren't they...
It's like the Borg with the hivemind and shit.
[–]maruadventurer11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A: I got this simp to pay all the bills and I am fucking Fabio from accounting on the side. B: Damn girl! Maybe I ought to try that. Any tricks? A: Plenty! Easiest is just punch holes in the condoms. When you get knocked up get him to commit.
Its the only template they need to know. Just walk down to the ladies room and ask everyone there.
[–]Cantide7565 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think less Borg and more genetic npc. Borg have goals; perfection, assimilation, whatever else, not just living in comfort.
[–]BetterHimThanMe1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aren't the Borg and commies OG NPC's?
[–]Cantide7563 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe. These women are worse tho. More selfish.
[–]Sgt_ThundercokInvesting in Pussy Futures11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As sung to the tune of "Where have all the good times gone" by The Kinks.
[–]ImprudentPrudence"Stable" as fuck10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man, I love the dollar sign in "$table."
Dying.
[–]Jarin0110 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They all say the same things. It's like they all got handed the same pamphlet in high school.
[–]BruchibreCheck out muh selfies8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish it told them when you swipe left on them, they'd get 100 alerts a day: "Tyrone said Hell No", "Chad said I'll Pass"...
[–]Hornyonion5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or they say
Are you man enough to take care of this tough cookie? Prove it!
I am here to be spoiled and not pamper you. I have 3 babies on my own I don't need a fourth one. Step up to the challenge and be a real MAN!
[–]meeritaJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We can make a song!
[–]ruifaf2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it´s becoming an hobby :D
[–]BetterHimThanMe2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seals are fuzzies, aren't they? They're like cutie oceandogs or something, funny as fuck, same goes for penguins, the walrus and sealions etc.
They're so adorable and strong. I don't understand how they stay alive in that cold wet shit......god bless 'em.
[–]MikepGreyPurple pill abuser - Don't feed after midnight2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so you have a kid, another on the way.... ya that is a double deal breaker
[–]Stahlboden1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This thread's OST
[–]rvail1360 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
If she was really tired of players or men taking advantage of her, she should have kept her birth control up to date...or had an abortion, especially since baby daddy didn't stick around.
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