Kids at 44?

xkulp8 · 2019-12-10T16:55:47+00:00

Suddenly there came a pinging, Inbox was a match a-bringing

From a spinster who had given birth a time or two before

Where had gone Chad and Tyrone? Forsooth, anon, off to the gloam

To shoot off their loads while promising they'll be the paramour

Now she's writing me because she really needs that paramour

Chance of marriage: Nevermore

Her PM to me unfurled, My two kids, they are my world

I like Netflix, traveling, fine wine and eating petit-fours

I need football gear for Jayden and ADD meds for Kayden

If you're here to just have sex I'll change my settings to Ignore

My disgust had reached a level I could simply not ignore

Closed the window, Alt-F4

DangZagnut · 2019-12-10T16:17:52+00:00

I'm just surprised anyone reaching that age would want kids. Each day I feel less and less urge to have more liabilities and expenses around the house.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-12-10T16:49:09+00:00

Here's my poem......she wants kids at 44, here's my ass walking out the door.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2019-12-10T17:09:13+00:00

Using kid to rob a man. That's lowest of the low. No wonder kids these days are degenerates.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-10T19:38:10+00:00

Quoth the aberration.

1st10Amendments · 2019-12-10T22:30:12+00:00

This post is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD!!

I love Poe, and The Raven is one of two of his works I memorized in their entirety when I was in HS. (The other was Annabel Lee.)

Thanks for posting.

Aldabruzzo · 2019-12-10T21:18:16+00:00

Boring.

I prefer the women who take themselves o so seriously and they really really are gonna have their first kid at 44.

ShortWarrior · 2019-12-11T01:22:29+00:00

"Stop your fapping, I implore."

Quoth I, "Nevermore."

alexdiezg · 2019-12-10T19:09:59+00:00

First time I see a 4chan post that makes sense

bushwicksick · 2019-12-11T03:31:01+00:00

Beautiful, this brought some joy to my soul. I must admit, hearing stories of females who wish they had gone a more traditional route and had kids makes me laugh so hard. When you play stupid games, you will surely win stupid prizes.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-12-10T20:18:40+00:00

Hahaha! That's utterly brilliant! Thanks for finding this, u/deepdas

CSM_Pepper · 2019-12-11T00:14:04+00:00

Edgar Allan Poe was one of Abraham Lincoln's fellow vampwhore hunters IIRC.

Begone, Bellathot! Team Edward, Team Jacob? Nevermore!

vhiran · 2019-12-15T15:24:50+00:00

Based

rvail136 · 2019-12-19T12:03:17+00:00

While it's physically still possible to have kids @ 44...it's very unlikely. She's hit the wall and refuses to admit it. She's deeply into de Nile about it all.

2019-12-10T13:54:29+00:00

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ifuc---pipeline · 2019-12-11T04:05:20+00:00

Its dooable at 42.or at least for six months.

ToshinRaiizen · 2019-12-13T02:30:58+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAH I love Poe and this was fucking amazing hahahahahah

Title	Kids at 44?
Author	deepdas
Upvotes	965
Comments	49
Date	December 10, 2019 9:56 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/e8op87/kids_at_44/
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COCK!