Stong Independent Feminist Emma Watson says she's "self-partnered", not single. Now she's turning 30 and stressed out about not having a husband and children.

Westernhagen · 2019-11-06T11:55:13+00:00

"I am self-partnered" -- if any guy said this, the universal reaction would be, "hahahaha, sure you are, incel."

lala_xyyz · 2019-11-06T10:39:54+00:00

I also occasionally self-fuck, and not masturbate.

DangZagnut · 2019-11-06T10:49:53+00:00

The story of how Emma Watson became one of the most recognisable women on the planet is folklore of sorts.

It is folklore, other than Harry Potter nerds, I don't think anyone gives a shit about her. It's not like she could act that well.

She was nine-years-old when she was picked out of a line-up of would-be actors in her school gym to be in a film that would change her life forever. Twenty years later, and that child star is now one of the world’s most bankable actors and recognised activists.

That would explain why she's not in any bankable movies. Look at her filmography, after Harry Potter films we get:

2011 My Week with Marilyn Lucy ($35 m)

2012 The Perks of Being a Wallflower Sam ($33.4 m)

2013 The Bling Ring Nicki Moore ($19.1 m)

2013 This Is the End Herself ($126.5)

2014 Noah Ila ($362.6 m)

2015 Colonia Lena ($40 m)

2015 Regression Angela Gray ($17.7 m)

2017 Beauty and the Beast Belle ($1.264 b)

2017 The Circle Mae Holland ($40.7 m)

No doubt you were lining around the block for this crap.

Notice the only movie that pulled any real money in was Beauty, and Disney freaks would have gone and seen that regardless of who played the role, and Noah, where she wasn't the star and did virtually nothing, and This Is The End, where she had a rape joke cameo.

When she's primary and not with Disney pushing it, no one goes.

And activist? Who the hell wants to partner up with an "activist" who are the worst people on Earth? You want to come back to that after a long day of work?

everythingelseisfull · 2019-11-06T12:56:19+00:00

This is the total user who launched a campaign called "he for she", aimed at asking men to reject traditional ideas of being a man. At the time, she was dating Matthew Janney, who played rugby union for Oxford University and was a total Chad. Her version of feminism involves very few personal sacrifices.

Nsync0436 · 2019-11-06T11:02:23+00:00

She claims that she is "very happy being single" yet she's also "stressed and anxious."

Something tells me the latter is how she actually feels and she's just trying to deflect blame onto this "bloody influx of subliminal messaging" that doesn't really exist. In fact, the majority of the media glorifies "independent" women now so I'm not sure what the hell she is referring to there.

Stevefr0mYellowstone · 2019-11-06T12:05:27+00:00

Football stadiums could be filled with the men who would love to date and marry her due to her Harry Potter fame and good looks. Yet with her raging hypergamy it’s never enough. Only Giga Chads need apply. Oh, but she’s turning 30 and is a raging SJW? They’ll pass her up Cliff a better model then.

666sdk666 · 2019-11-06T13:36:06+00:00

She’s a prime candidate for suicide. Child actors who’ve had their run often spiral down the crapper until they’re broke and found dead someplace from a drug overdose. In her case the cats who consume her corpse will get a little buzz off the oxy in her system.

SparkyMcBiff · 2019-11-06T13:59:18+00:00

I realized that she was a dumb cunt whewn I saw her do a speech decrying the "campus rape culture".

There is no campus rape culture (other than feminists regularly accusing innocent males of rape).

she's an idiot.

BiffBiffBiff27 · 2019-11-06T11:58:57+00:00

"Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus is slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless."

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-11-06T14:45:48+00:00

Off-brand, highly-rated fleshlight: $26.

The fact that Emma Watson is approaching the Wall: priceless.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-11-06T14:31:48+00:00

Self-Partnered and Happy being Single while simultaneously stressed, anxious, and nervous. Something doesn't add up.

She also mentions the typical 'good job, good house, baby, etc, etc' trope that really "doesn't apply to her". Whereas in reality she knows that she is getting older. Her stable career is really shit and she hasn't had a high producing film since the HP craze. Her stable career is going to be even more shit with each birthday that she has because of the milk and wine analogy.

The Wall approaches. It looms just over the horizon. She hears the screams, whines, whimpers, and wailing of the other women just out of her sight line. Fear and uncertainty is creeping into her cold dead feminist activist heart. She will find herself a beta provider in the next 2 years. They will have the huge gynocentric wedding and she will divorce rape him before she is 40.

Nybaz · 2019-11-06T12:00:07+00:00

I had the privilege to hear/read a lot of BS in my life, but "self-partnered" is top 5 easily

SuperGoxxer · 2019-11-06T15:51:58+00:00

This kind of high-profile crash test dummy is going to be extremely amusing to track.

"Self-partnered" - even this term isn't good enough, it indicates that no one else wanted to be her partner, so hey, she did it herself. She'll regret uttering it later, of course.

How many Emma.

How many did you pass up when you were in your precocious media darling phase. How many did you sneer at over a glass of wine at a L.A. party somewhere, holding out for Mr Rich and Dangerous.

Its the sweetest dessert when a clueless girl like Emma gradually gets forced past the wall, poking her head into the hellscape that will consume her life.

Hear the voices, Emma? Its every guy you snubbed, every fork in that future probability tree you're walking that is shattered with each bad decision.

You deserve no less.

[deleted] · 2019-11-06T11:24:16+00:00

What a waste.

redpillbanana · 2019-11-06T15:44:07+00:00

Emma Watson says, "Gender equality not only liberates women but also men from prescribed gender stereotypes" as she dates an alpha male jock

iceyH0ts0up · 2019-11-06T15:24:22+00:00

Time waits for no feminist. The biological ticking is kicking her in the ass despite the way society champions this toxic mindset.

OddPhilosopher1 · 2019-11-06T16:23:45+00:00

You can just imagine the nightmare it would be to date or marry her.

One of the original strong, independent, he-for-she bulshitting, women are goddesses, woman.

blackcomb-pc · 2019-11-06T19:10:40+00:00

The huge problem with opinionated women is that they automatically assume they’re right. They lack scepticism, which is to say - they never consider all of the sides and variables involved in issues. Being a stark, rabid defender of something without questioning why or what that is, will gain you only marginalisation. She is getting what was coming to her.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-11-06T22:41:52+00:00

Cut to 29, and I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I feel so stressed and anxious. And I realise it’s because there is suddenly this bloody influx of subliminal messaging around."

No. There is NOT all this bloody influx of anything. It is the consequences of feminism kicking in.

And rather than do the right thing and do a PSA renouncing Feminism for doing this to you, you will double down and blame the Patriarchy.

Except the Patricarchy is dead. This is the "Future is Female" you and your friend supported. This is the "He for She" you fought for.

This is what it looks like. So if you have anxiety there Hermione, it is all on you.

Fenske4505 · 2019-11-06T12:18:12+00:00

Looool!!!

justblowinoffsteamok · 2019-11-07T04:33:28+00:00

That’s a fancy way of saying she’s a narcissist.

Emervila · 2019-11-06T16:15:21+00:00

I guess when a woman has multiple personalities she can do that. She can even be self-polyamorous... She became an icon and fighter for this feminist madness now she's asking the big question? laughable

road_laya · 2019-11-07T09:50:16+00:00

If they get famous in this world, then they want a guy that got famous in two worlds.

[deleted] · 2019-11-06T18:23:20+00:00

Ah poor old Emma, still flicking the bean.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-11-06T19:39:00+00:00

Somebody should ask her what size dildos she uses?

Domebeers · 2019-11-06T20:05:22+00:00

I thought her gimmick was she was a lesbian (not that those are real anyways)

Anyways she's probably just a huge cunt. She's attractive, most guys would date her, so it's telling she can't keep a man.

TheLiquidMonkey · 2019-11-06T20:29:22+00:00

Serves her right.

DieselDan88 · 2019-11-09T23:01:30+00:00

This is what feminism gave women. Behold the Femcel ... Females so toxic that the thirstiest of guys won't touch her.

Notlikeotherguys · 2019-11-06T16:59:31+00:00

I'd still stick my magic wand in her chamber of secrets though, so there's still hope for her.

CptFizz · 2019-11-06T19:49:06+00:00

Flopson btfo

SirKolbath · 2019-11-07T23:42:08+00:00

Well butching out your look and establishing a reputation as a ball busting cunt no man wanted to be around (Including Rupert Grint, who has been described as one of the nicest and hardest working guys in British cinema) was probably exactly the wrong way to go about seeking a life partner, Miss Granger.

Cristoff13 · 2019-11-08T07:01:22+00:00

If she did get married she'd be divorced within a couple of years. Due to being independently wealthy and a semi-successful actress, her ego is the size of a star. No man could measure up to her glory. She might get married just for the novelty of it, but once the initial excitement of the marriage wore off she'd be out the door. Look at Miley Cyrus, who's marriage to a genuine Chad only lasted a year or so.

Curiousthe · 2019-11-08T20:23:13+00:00

For those who don't know this all article is not about her being single but it's an advertisement "Hey hot young stupidly rich guys Emma here and I'm open for business, please call"

[deleted] · 2019-11-06T18:10:41+00:00

She will, when she's all dried up.

MurderBySnuSnu · 2019-11-17T20:53:23+00:00

Your title is pretty much the exact opposite of what she said in the interview

DangZagnut · 2019-11-17T21:51:22+00:00

Because you post your opinions on trannies. So it doesn’t take much to know your opinion. Also I don’t care about your tranny position, just questioned why you’re not having it.

More interesting as to why you’re all about this man hater. Much less defending her.

Also, a double digit profit is not a blockbuster. The point was the PR piece described her as one. They were incorrect. A correct statement would be “she has appeared in a couple blockbusters”.

Your “this is the end” comment is correct, she wasn’t relevant to the film at all. Just like the rest. She can’t act, and her being in a couple indie “shot in the backyard” movies doesn’t give her “blockbuster” status.

GrumblyBear700 · 2019-11-21T14:29:53+00:00

It would take years to untangle that feminist extension chord of her brain. By the time she wakes up, for as hot as she is/was, I'm not into chicks who bang Harvey Weinstein for parts nor being told white men and the bullshit of the patriarchy are real. She's worth millions and she has precluded like 99% of the world's population because she won't marry down to a mere mortal of a 6 figure man who is perfect for her.

tuat98 · 2019-11-07T20:04:49+00:00

My god she looks so old now.

Fhaze1117 · 2019-11-06T11:56:48+00:00

She's a multimillionaire and a pretty one. She likely has men lined up for miles who'll wanna date/wife and have a baby with her.

Being a child a actress and growing up in the spotlight can affect one in so many ways. Look how many child actors and actresses have committed suicide.

She's definitely not what this subs about.

P.s. I wouldn't mind having a go at her at all.

mrbill1234 · 2019-11-06T19:43:26+00:00

She is the female equivalent of MGTOW - she has far too many assets to risk them in marriage.