Miley Cyrus goes to Twitter to publicly cope with her recent divorce of a marriage that lasted 9 months and shirk the responsibility of a promiscuous past.

moorekom · 2019-08-22T23:21:04+00:00

I'm going to leave this here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre/comments/awomug/the_maturity_myth/

Personally, I can't help but feel as if her life so far has been plotted carefully to gain as much notoriety as possible. Innocent princess, slutty rebel, born again mature woman. Strong, feminist woman who fights for the oppressed would be my guess of what comes next in this trajectory.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-08-22T23:55:43+00:00

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reinaldo866 · 2019-08-23T01:00:51+00:00

Guy drives with a few beers, goes to prison

Celebrity openly admins buying and consuming cocaine, heroine, molly, gets money and fame

And the US population & government accept this.

Omnibrad · 2019-08-22T23:29:34+00:00

Reading her tweets made me feel dirty. Her dad doesn't deserve a daughter like this.

HardEarnedVictory · 2019-08-22T23:43:42+00:00

I fucked up and cheated in relationships when I was young.

... You can say that I am a twerking, pot smoking foul mouthed hillbillly but I'm not a liar.

It's like that magic trick where the magician pulls a string of handkerchiefs out his mouth- except with Miley, they're red flags straight from the horse's mouth, and still crusty from spunk at that. Liam Hemsworth should have known better- now, hopefully the rest of the men in Hollywood will.

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-23T01:09:30+00:00

Gentlemen, please keep your conversations here. Sure, Miley is a public figure. But we don't want anyone pointing fingers at us for anything. Have fun.

Also, the entire internet and gynocentric society IRL is always ready and eager to point out how the man was wrong, stupid, a loser etc.

This forum is where we break away from the gynocentric model. Our focus is on the stupid actions of the women, not the men. There's everywhere else for that. We don't want that here even when your observation is correct.

Thetrvler · 2019-08-22T23:35:40+00:00

“And now I want a beta bitch who has no options in the dating market who won’t leave me and my whore past. Let’s face it, not many men who are worth anything will want to stick around much longer than a few rounds of sex at best. I mean sure, I have extra money but let’s be honest- no woman cares about how much money she can earn. It’s what the man she can keep earns. Oh well, as long as I can stay skinny and fill my face full of Botox, I should be able to squeeze at least 5 more years of faux-youth although my voice sounds like I’ve been eating cigarettes for the past 10 years.”

fiik · 2019-08-23T00:40:51+00:00

Hillbilly here, non-hillbillies can keep her

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-23T00:29:54+00:00

Miley Virus..... Where do we even begin with this one.....

I have no clue, so I won't waste too many words on this hypergamous slut who followed her tingles all the way to the crash site.....

Actions have consequences and consequences are tools of the patriarchy! The evil patriarchy always wins. Even when the stryng indypyndynt wymyns finally break the glass ceiling, the patriarchy knocks them down and their doughy asses get filled with shards of glass from the now shattered glass ceiling.

Women of the world unite and express your feefees! Logic is a tool of the patriarchy! Down with the evil patriarchy!

Stryng indypyndynt wymyns can make up their own rules as they go. Consistency is a tool of the patriarchy! Down with the evil patriarchy!

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle! Slut shaming is a tool of the patriarchy! Be a proud town bicycle! Down with the evil patriarchy!

Where are all the good men who will accept my saggy boobs, doughy ass, blown out pussy, 4 bastard children and their 4 different baby daddies, emotional baggage and financial ruin. C'mon, the past is the past gentlemen. I'm now a born again virgin who believes in salvation and so should you. C'mon guys, where are all the chivalrous men? Because I'm a traditional girl like that.....

🐱😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀🍌🍆🍒🍑🍷🍷🥂🍹🥃🔪

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Hektik352 · 2019-08-23T02:04:34+00:00

Hasn't she been pictured multiple times cheating on her now ex husband. How is she denying she did not cheat. It may be with woman or men but i will assume she didn't have an open marriage.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-08-23T00:28:40+00:00

I don't want to be perfect, it's boring.

Insinuating that she was even close to perfect is not what I imagine the best person does.

I'm proud to say I've changed.

If it takes burning out to instill a sense of self respect, good for you, Miles! But you're still a burnout. Just as I wish all the best for a raggedy meth skank who found Jesus, I'm not treating her like some beautiful spring chicken. It's time to be humble or get back on the pipe.

She's changed all right! She ain't a lady anymore (I don't think she ever got to be one, tbh. So it goes unrestrained female nature). She can still be a polite 'former' party ho, but that pussy has been kicked off her old pedestal.

finisterfoul · 2019-08-22T23:37:33+00:00

I love how these moronic celebrities entertain me with their pathetic existence. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

theboddha · 2019-08-23T01:59:40+00:00

"I swung naked from a wrecking ball"

Surrounded by "confession" tweets, this one is just her bragging about a hit single. Odd.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-08-23T02:50:11+00:00

$100 she sluts it up again.

I_hate_roastbeef · 2019-08-23T03:26:08+00:00

Seriously...what kind of numbskull marries this ho? https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/17/1413570661026_wps_4_SYDNEY_AUSTRALIA_OCTOBER_.jpg

2019-08-23T03:02:36+00:00

rips a fat bong

I've grown up I swear.

2019-08-23T02:55:14+00:00

Degenerate whore

ShitArchonXPR · 2019-08-23T02:37:08+00:00

On normal basis you would see my commentary poking fun at profiles and people with their unrealistic standards (re: demands), but I thought for one day only, I would take a serious tone.

Why this "celebrity" chose an open forum (the 'net) to expose her personal issues, demons and her lovely divorce is beyond a psychologically damaged individual. This lady has shown her virtue by twerking it out on someone's penis that is not her husband while her father watched, sticks her tongue out like its going out of style or needs fresh air, and is most likely an addict in some form another. Oh yeah, and she makes songs about it, what is not to like about a role model like this?

I wonder, how many impressionable pre-teen or young teenage girls see Miley Cyrus, and go, "mommy, I want to be like her when I grow up!" Any self-respecting parent would slap the taste out of their daughter's mouth and explain to them that being Hollywood's musical hooker is not a life worth striving for.

These are the types you just don't just avoid, you avoid them like an STI/STD coming at you like Agent Smith dodging them bullets in The Matrix. How and why these types of individuals are still in the spotlight and are considered noble, strong, fierce, and independent is subject to a study in mass social abnormal psychology and not a study in entertainment. Simply put, these types, and their WAATGM counterparts, I truly believe, are mentally ill. No normal person would put themselves out there as they do, and with not their words, but their actions, say "I am mentally ill, please f-ck me into the next year! Oh yeah, and as soon I am done with you, I wanna try a new one! But for realz though, I'm not a whore or crazy, I just want to be loved!" Any person advocating these types of values in the Middle East, Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc., would very well find themselves in jail or worse yet, stoned to death.

They get it, these are not values (drug use, promiscuity, vulgarness, etc.) that they want in their children or culture. But for some reason or another, people worship these "celebrities" for better or for worse and still they allow their children to follow in these deranged individuals footsteps. The definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results; truly we are doomed as a species and civilization!

TL;DR: We are truly fucked as a civilization and if we think tweets are awesome and serve a purpose to air your mental issues!

Bruchibre · 2019-08-23T03:05:38+00:00

The past is the past. All these dicks made me the woman I am today. Yeah yeah yeah.

saruin · 2019-08-23T02:34:22+00:00

If you can't handle me at my blurst, then you don't deserve my blest!!

ThatDamnedRedneck · 2019-08-23T01:04:58+00:00

She should have stayed as a country singer

Ice-Berg-Hermit · 2019-08-23T02:42:29+00:00

Once again they try to make it sound like they were partying as in having cake and ice cream and balloons at a little kids birthday

Why can’t the bitch just admit that she was fucking a whole Lotta men doing a shit load of drugs and drinking boatloads of alcohol often simultaneously

No she has to call partying instead of living like a degenerate which is what it really is

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-22T23:26:29+00:00

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Doghouse509 · 2019-08-23T02:44:48+00:00

She may not be as bad as Sinead O'Connor yet, but she's headed in that direction.

2019-08-22T23:18:40+00:00

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2019-08-23T03:45:59+00:00

this is a stupid attention whore dangling for validation. Don't feed

2019-08-23T04:13:14+00:00

Worst thing is, you can be pretty sure an awful lot of people really give a shit about her "confessions".

newone4u · 2019-08-23T05:18:30+00:00

Reminder that this is what young girls look up to

OniTan · 2019-08-23T06:15:02+00:00

Does this mean he gets half her money?

signsignsignsignsign · 2019-08-23T09:02:25+00:00

The real question is: does anyone here really believe she has the brain capacity to write all of that herself, let alone a coherent sentence?

Remember that daughter of Aunt Becky from Full House who recently got exposed for cheating her way into the one of the top universities in the States? She couldn’t even fill out her own college application, and she wasn’t nearly as rich and psycho as Miley.

I ain’t buying it. She 100% did not write this herself. It sounds way too smart and thoughtful for some airhead like her.

loneliness-inc · 2019-08-22T23:26:22+00:00

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TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-08-23T04:28:25+00:00

Refusing to admit something happened is different than denying something happened.

2019-08-23T07:14:18+00:00

These kinds of statements are always a bummer because they aren't about accountability and they are definitely not an apology for bad behavior. What she's saying sends the message to young women that they should do whatever they want because later they can say "oh, I'm different now, that doesn't matter." It's still about self obsession and blamelessness.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-08-23T11:13:56+00:00

This needs to be broadcast to every dude out there: When a woman says something along the lines of "you're dating my present, not my past" it is BULLSHIT! You always date both!

2019-08-23T05:53:38+00:00

In other words - "please don't sue me for half my shit in the divorce."

roos_de_baas · 2019-08-23T02:50:41+00:00

Oh honey....

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2019-08-23T06:29:14+00:00

didn't she break up with him because he wasn't 'woke' enough to sit by and be cucked?

2019-08-23T11:32:39+00:00

So she is saying that she’s left the slit phase and shouldn’t be shamed for her past because she is no longer that person. Eye roll

patstoddard · 2019-08-23T12:42:12+00:00

It would be hard for me to be with a woman with her past

olinvomibo123 · 2019-08-23T06:08:07+00:00

Look at those likes

JWBails · 2019-08-23T08:22:03+00:00

"there are probably more nudes of me on the Internet than maybe any other woman"

Yeah, alright.

rtechie1 · 2019-08-23T10:37:28+00:00

Isn't she kind of abandoning her brand here?

ransay3277 · 2019-08-23T13:06:47+00:00

Except for the references to fame and money, I've read this a 1000 times.

Captainbuttman · 2019-08-23T14:47:56+00:00

There are probably more nudes of me on the internet than maybe any woman in history.

Um, what? Im pretty sure many porn-stars have a higher count than her. Something about that statement reeks of trashy narcissism.

longisland88 · 2019-08-23T13:09:05+00:00

I'm reminded of that line from "Hamlet"...."The lady doth protest too much, methinks".

earlofhoundstooth · 2019-08-23T13:42:07+00:00

Well, for what it is worth, her Black Mirror episode was surprisingly good. I walked in anticipating trash, but was pleasantly surprised.

Still wouldn't want my son to date her.

2019-08-23T22:02:29+00:00

Pretty sure his acting career took off because of his dating her. He is not a stupid man whatsoever, pretty sure Liam was getting his own side action while enjoying the steady rise to super stardom by dating this thot

SimpyMcSimpface · 2019-08-23T17:06:24+00:00

But apparently, this is evidence of the failure of the oppresive patriarchy... https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/08/23/nbc-news-heterosexuality-is-just-not-working/

Ms. Bianco lumps together a series of recent news stories, “from Jeffrey Epstein to the Dayton and El Paso mass shooters, to Miley Cyrus’s separation and Julianne Hough’s declaration that she’s ‘not straight,’” which, she says, “together have laid bare the strictures of an American patriarchy on the edge of a nervous breakdown.”

tf???

Flexit4Brexit · 2019-08-23T17:50:30+00:00

She was his wrecking ball and chain.

coiluniverse · 2019-08-23T18:48:34+00:00

Shes going to end up like Jenni Lee living in a tunnel in Las Vegas.

SuperGoxxer · 2019-08-23T23:03:50+00:00

This sub makes me laugh like no other, and I mean that in a congruent way, not sarcastically.

The thing about Miley is how no one in pleb normie land seems to really "get it" about her. They hear the slight hint of raspyness in her voice, no doubt due to a lifetime of gargling all kinds of fliuds in varying proportions, yet the public just nods along.

They see the outright display of distilled whore-ism pretending to be feminine sexuality, they hear the content of her songs and the implied meanings orbiting thickly like a cloud of gnats and yet nothing.

I've long conceded that the world is fucked up, and a thousand bad things happen before breakfast, but how this vapid bint can keep on milking that cash cow is beyond me.

I look forward to her descent into 30-plus hell, if only to see the realization that after acting like a complete out-of-control goodtime charleena that there are actual consequences for flapping your legs so hard you could migrate to South America.

MenacingJPervert · 2019-08-24T07:57:22+00:00

I am the healthiest and happiest I have been in a long time

So what is the tweet-vomiting in aid of?

2019-08-25T07:28:34+00:00

she is so brave.

Cristoff13 · 2019-08-26T10:05:12+00:00

She married a handsome tall rich semi-famous actor. A legitimate "Chad". Yet he wasn't good enough for her. She thinks she can do better. This is hypergamy in action.

_Fuckit_ · 2019-09-09T20:53:23+00:00

Well you can take the girl out of the trailer park but ..........

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-08-23T02:55:07+00:00

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Title	Miley Cyrus goes to Twitter to publicly cope with her recent divorce of a marriage that lasted 9 months and shirk the responsibility of a promiscuous past.
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Date	August 22, 2019 11:07 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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