Not asking for much, just gotta be ‘Chocolate’ to help me raise my 4 kids

Redhood616 · 2019-06-19T07:19:19+00:00

Lool she’s so fat I’m actually not sure if she’s referring to black guys or literal chocolate

teelolws · 2019-06-19T07:36:15+00:00

Wtf 4 kids at 25? Unless theres twins/triplets involved, shes either getting knocked up as soon as ones pushed out or was a teen mom.

ObviousLoss · 2019-06-19T06:54:29+00:00

We can see that you like chocolate.

Lifty_Pete · 2019-06-19T08:30:58+00:00

4 kids AND a stay at home parent!? North Korea, aim here!

all4reddit · 2019-06-19T08:47:53+00:00

Holy shit. Single mother of 4 kids by 25.

Can someone shoe me where the hills are, because that's where I'm going to run to.

BluePilledPsychic · 2019-06-19T06:52:43+00:00

Bailout is correct I'm just glad these people are upfront about it. Nothing worst than being catfished into this several dates later.

beenpimpin · 2019-06-19T09:38:03+00:00

She’d be making some serious coin off of 4 kids as a single parent. Maybe 1k a week in welfare benefits.

Roto2esdios · 2019-06-19T10:07:16+00:00

I love how all these entitled thots always say 'I love a man who makes me laugh' . I found women often laugh as a way of sumission to the man they really love. It's just not the quality of the joke is the quality of the man.

And they love to laugh and... cry... and have an argument, and make peace, go back toghether, laugh and repeat.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-19T13:45:30+00:00

My local POF site is loaded with women that demand you be able to make them laugh. All jokes aside, I firmly believe it is because so many of them suffer from chronic depression due to their current situation and life choices. Imagine your life being so shitty that you need to surround yourself only with amusing and comedic people. It can only provide a temporary balm to the internal issues, just like the mood-elevating drugs they likely take. They are basically giving you their responsibility for their own state of happiness. PASS!

[deleted] · 2019-06-19T11:18:52+00:00

So instead of learning how to write, she opened her legs to anyone with a chocolate bar?

Oeste89 · 2019-06-19T13:09:48+00:00

There are a few possibilities here:

She is so fucking obnoxious to be around that the one man who fathered all of the children would rather be homeless for the next 18 years, paying every dime he makes to child support, rather than be with her.
Maybe even worse, multiple men were willing to take the above risk to get away from her soul crushing presence.
She is such a cum dumpster that she doesn't even know who the father(s) is(are). She has a used up roast beef sandwich between her legs and every STD in the books.
Her baby daddys are in prison so she's on the prowl to date a future baby daddy until that one ends up in prison too. She posts things on the internet like; "I wish we could choose our baby daddys."
Any of the above, and now that she is done riding the cock carousel, she is looking for a blue pill beta cuck to rescue her from her poor decisions.

SomeElvisFan · 2019-06-19T13:41:39+00:00

She’s probably got knocked up by black guys and that’s that want her now

All other races say NO MA’AM

Nungie · 2019-06-19T10:38:00+00:00

Why are there so many barely coherent people

lucajones88 · 2019-06-19T15:13:21+00:00

Black guys have been single handedly inflating the price of pussy for years.

They will fuck sub human women without hesitation. It’s almost admirable.

ouroborus_ · 2019-06-19T11:26:06+00:00

Toll paid

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-06-19T12:26:44+00:00

Triggly Cakes! How are you this lovely morning?

Tell us a little about yourself:

25, stay at home parent, “A few extra pounds/curvy”, single mother of 4 beautiful babies…I love me some chocolate…

Well, yes. I can see that

As you can see

Jinx!

Okay. Well, that’s not much to go on, but that’s a start. What are you looking for?

Im look for someone

Where did you last see them? Perhaps they are by the thesaurus, the dictionary, and the Chicago manual of style – because you obviously have not seen those in a while either .

…someone I can get to know

Have you had problems “getting to know” the men in your past? Did you not know the fathers of the 4 beautiful babies love so much?

And have fun with if you cant make me laugh swipe left

Trigs. I think most guys have already swiped. But we are here for you – we are your moral support. We got your back TrigglyCakes! You go girl! What else is on your mind?

…someone I can hold a conversation with

I hope you speak better than you punctuate

Who has common interests

Aside from chocolate and laughing, what else is there?

If that’s you and ur sexy [chocolate bar?] swipe right

Oh Triggs. Nobody swiped you, did they? I feel for you. Come and sit down and eat this chocolate bar and listen for a sec:

After this chocolate bar, put the chocolate down
Get rid of this profile. The thrills you get when someone swipes right cannot possibly be worth the long term damage it is obviously having.
Get to the gym and change your diet. That is your only hope TrigglyCakes.
You really need to focus on your children. I know it isn't easy, but you knew this going in - FOUR TIMES. Get off your ass and step up and woman up and do your goddamned job for crying out loud.

WaitingToBeTriggered · 2019-06-19T15:57:02+00:00

What is it with landwhales and black dudes?

houcem29 · 2019-06-19T06:56:57+00:00

She is entitled as fuck . Why why she didn't go fuck the fathers of their children .

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-06-19T10:48:51+00:00

She wearing a moo moo?

kin3tiks · 2019-06-19T10:41:08+00:00

clamnit · 2019-06-19T11:11:21+00:00

I just thought she wanted candy because she's obese

TruthSeekingPerson · 2019-06-19T13:43:40+00:00

What is it with women demanding men who can create conversation? Do they think they can fool everyone into thinking they have something to say? What man in his right mind would want to have a conversation with this broad?

Jesus_Faction · 2019-06-19T14:11:11+00:00

You think she might have learned after the second one...

SomeElvisFan · 2019-06-19T08:22:24+00:00

What a cow. Let this cow be a example of the death of Chivalry. They killed it...

Ipride362 · 2019-06-19T11:24:25+00:00

4 kids by 25? Yeah, chocolate loves her all right!

keithrockz · 2019-06-19T11:45:33+00:00

The definition of "confusion"is Fathers Day at this 🐖 pigs house....

ScottPWorld · 2019-06-19T16:08:53+00:00

Willywonka better watch out, this fatnormieprincess is out for all his umpa lumpas and their lifeblood (umpas have chocolate syrup instead of blood). the 4 bastards are probably made of chocolate and are already in her belly. Cthulu please come save us from this monstrosity!

bestsparkyalive · 2019-06-19T17:18:34+00:00

This is so fuckin nasty man.

keithrockz · 2019-06-19T11:59:47+00:00

Sounds like she needs to stay away from all forms of chocolate...One kind of chocolate has her gaining 1 lb everytime she eats it.....the other kind has her gaining 9lbs.-8oz. at a time

PolukranosEatsWords · 2019-06-19T14:27:59+00:00

Is this really a bailout? If her "chocolate" is an innuendo for Tyrone, she's definitely not looking for beta bucks. She's just CC ridding.

Still a mystery how she is able to finance her lifestyle though. Maybe she's married and fucking on the down low? Who knows.

LotBuilder · 2019-06-19T15:36:03+00:00

She’s looking for a black guy to put his cape on and bail out a fat girl with 4 kids... Her odds of finding such a man is nearing the lottery.

deesenaughts · 2019-06-19T18:52:23+00:00

Why? There's a 97% chance that she's going to be a single mom with five kids after this Tyrone bails on her dumb ass.

[deleted] · 2019-06-19T15:20:56+00:00

I can damn near guarantee I'd have to dumb down my personality, limit my vocabulary and types of topics during conversation to avoid "patronizing" her. Four kids, eh? Maybe learn how to birth control after the first two? Was one, not a lesson well learned at such a relatively young age? Who the fuck willfully throws away their youth on being a parent instead of self development and establishment of oneself?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-19T16:06:32+00:00

I get one kid with Chad at 21: we all fuck up in life. But how do they get to four? Doesn't the stress of having the first kid with no dad around beat enough sense into them that they go on Depo Provera or whatnot? How does it happen three more times? I just don't get it.

undefeatedsynergy · 2019-06-20T05:00:33+00:00

If you marry or date black guys (or outside your race) thats cool. But when you go “luh me some 🍫” thats problematic.

SirKolbath · 2019-06-21T02:04:45+00:00

Christ on sale, that bosom contains more puppy fat than a litter of Rottweilers.

Title	Not asking for much, just gotta be ‘Chocolate’ to help me raise my 4 kids
Author	dawgbone31
Upvotes	384
Comments	93
Date	June 19, 2019 6:45 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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