Beta of the Month Contest

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January 30, 2013

We've been seeing a lot of examples of poor blue pill betas around the internet and in real life. telnet_reddit_80 recommended we have a beta of the month contest.

So, it's almost Feb. Let's do it.

Submit your Beta story here. The voting will be in contest mode. At the end we'll declare a winner.

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Title Beta of the Month Contest
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 7
Comments 50
Date 30 January 2013 02:57 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (5 children) | Copy

Let's not shame men, let's shame the women that manipulate pro-social behavior. Beta = healthy society.

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[–]shute[score hidden]  (0 children) | Copy

i've got a good one. an old buddy of mine perennially fell in love with every girl he met.

think swpl big bang theory type nerd, yellow spoungey brill scouring brush type hair and formerly braces.

he used to fall in love, get a girl (or not) and then completely forget about his friends and largely dote on the girl till they got sick of him. then when they split he has to lean on me for support (this was in my pre-alpha thought days as well). over and over, i'd tell him he was a idiot and he'd never listen


girl A) from our uni asks him to get her a pen. He goes the whole fucking 9 yards. buys some expensive ass pen and boxes it up, ribbons and shit and delivers it to her. Needless to say she was mortified.

Same girl A) he 's deciding to profess his love to her. they live in halls of residence that has a roof. he decides the best fucking thing is 16 candles style to tie a bouquet of roses from outside of her window and get her to see him from below. did not work. ohgodtheHumanity.

So he starts dating girl B. now when i say Girl B is fit, i mean it, posh voice, auburn hair, firm plump breasts. a looker and sweet/ intelligent too.

His needyness turns her fat. literally. she starts baking cakes all day and put on like 30lbs over the course of a year. she's all acne ridden and shit and he like a fucking loser is staying at her house because he got kicked out by his housemates (they thought he was a dick, he thought they were dicks. they were stoners that often got laid, so i'm not sure who to root for, but i digress) he has to borrow money from her to live, all kinds of pathetic live in boyfriend shit.

Meanwhile he completely forgets about me the one friend who pick up the pieces time and time again for this shell of a man, whenever he gets a whiff of girl love/pussy.

she eventually dumps him for someone else, or he dumps her. i'm not sure, either way, her beauty is permanently destroyed because of his beta-ness (well she could work out, but this is a stereotypical brit girl we're talking about here) and his new girl is some ugly female nerd version of him.

i stopped talking to him about 3 years ago. the guy is the living definition of beta. over and over and over again he makes the same shitty mistakes.

And when i look back at how far i've come. and as we all do, have dark times, i remember how much of a loser he is and it pushes me to work beyond my capability, to non stop better my self.

Being beta, is not just undesireable, it's a sickness.

So i'd vote that guy

[–]bluehat9[score hidden]  (0 children) | Copy

When does the competition end?

[–]telnet_reddit_80[score hidden]  (3 children) | Copy

Please, consider my first submission. This magnificent specimen not only proudly announced his sacklessness by taking his bride's name upon marrying her and putting her father's legacy ahead of his own

Real estate investor Lazaro Sopena offered to change his name following his 2011 marriage to Hanh Dinh in order to help his wife's Vietnamese family perpetuate their family surname.

but then, in accordance with the cosmic law of no beta deed going unpunished, had his driving licence suspended for fraud:

More than a year later Dinh received a letter from Florida's DMV last December accusing him of "obtaining a driving license by fraud," and advising him that his license would be suspended at the end of the month.

And it doesn't stop there. He hired a lawyer to share with the world this feminist drivel on his behalf:

"Apparently the state of Florida clings to the out-dated notion that treats women as an extension of a man,"

"If Lazaro isn't allowed to change his name, what is going to happen when a gay couple seeks a name change?"

Before finally being vindicated no, wait

Following a DMV hearing, Dinh was issued a Final Order on January 14 confirming that his license had been properly suspended for fraud.

The battle continues

He is now appealing that order

as his attitude remains unchanged

but has not dared get behind the wheel.

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[–]bluehat9[score hidden]  (22 children) | Copy

IMO, this is a bit ridiculous. Now we aren't just here to discuss things and improve ourselves, but to actively talk shit about other men?

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[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (9 children) | Copy

My current GF has a beta orbiter who:

  1. Buys her designer jewelry so she can pawn it.
  2. Buys her expensive handbags and jackets.
  3. Takes her and her friends to retardedly expensive restaurants.
  4. Bought her a nintendo ds.
  5. Believes her when she says she isn't getting banged by a guy like me.
  6. Has asked her 'to be his girlfriend' at least 5 times now, everytime she rejected him he thinks he hasn't put in enough 'work' so he goes and buys her more shit.
  7. I would nominate for BotM if I didn't feel so fucking sorry for the guy.
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[–][deleted] [score hidden]  (4 children) | Copy

Old friend if mine disappeared from Facebook for a while. He came back, explained that he'd been gone because of his divorce (some random drama). He then immediately gets involved with a BSC single mom. They "merge Facebook profiles", her first name + his first name + HER LAST NAME. Then proceeded to post oogly-googly lovey-dovey statuses to each other at least 3 or 4 times a day, sometimes more.

Unfriended him, so I have no idea how it's going. I can only imagine.

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