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[–]coagulated_cumquatsJr. Hamster Analyst214 points215 points216 points 5 years ago (41 children) | Copy Link
Demands -
What she brings to the relationship -
[–][deleted] 101 points102 points103 points 5 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
How much do you wanna bet her “company” is selling scentsy and lularoe? Her “background in finance” means she dropped out of college while pursuing a finance degree, so she lists it as an associates instead. That’s a serious high-class business woman right there.
[–]MustacheCel38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm offended at the thot of her being accepted to a finance degree program.
[–]PM_Me_Your_Frendship27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my God it's a #Boss Babe™ lmfao, just search up that term in r/AntiMLM
[–]Raider_Scavver0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All this shit is interconnected at this point
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her “background in finance” means she dropped out of college while pursuing a finance degree,
Because "I'm not so good at math".
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women seem to instantly get brainwashed by MLM pitches. A bunch of my wife's friends bought thousands of dollars of those retarded LuluRoe tights. And these weren't trailer women either, they were a chemist, a librarian, etc.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it’s hilarious when they pay money to fly to these MLM conferences in Vegas and stuff, tag themselves in a bunch of photos like they’re some kind of big-shot.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fun to play along in order to mess with them. "You have your own business? So you can set your own prices? Did you file as an LLC?"
[–]TheYekke45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I’m really tilting towards paid OLD sites, just to lose these parasites.
[–]blackpillmaxxing 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link
what makes you think paid sites are any different?
[–]TheYekke44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
When I say paid, I don’t mean $29.99 a month.
[–]reddiTORvillan 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link
What do you mean by this?
[–]topchef80846 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm guessing $200-$300 an hour. Edit to add: And I thoroughly approve.
[–]Wauhappytimez5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
an hour at the brothel near me is only 80 euro if i remember right. 150 for 2 girls, get a 10 € discount.
[–]Awxen24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet hookers.
[–]CursingWhileNursingJr. Hamster Analyst14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My guess would be an escort service.
[–]ILOVEASIANCUNTS14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
yeah, but if you can afford to regularly use an escort service, you'll have little difficulty attracting gold-digging sluts that you can then pump-and-dump for free. so it's sort of a catch-22...
[–]VadeRetroLupa22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re not paying them for sex, you’re paying them to leave.
[–]DevoreSekk 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothing is free. You're paying somehow, even if it's not directly monetary. Even just putting up with her drama and bullshit is taxing enough. If you're well off enough that you're attracting gold diggers, $500 is just a good night out. Despite what you may think, gold diggers know what they're doing, you won't get to pump and dump them.
[–]Not_My_Real_Acct_4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're well off enough that you're attracting gold diggers, $500 is just a good night out.
I'm a millionaire and a typical date for me is about $40
Women are attracted to assets; there's no need to throw a bunch of money around.
The best investment a man can make in his dating life is a home. Not a condo, not an apartment, not a car. A home.
[–]TheYekke4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At Some Point I Need To Say
Figure it out.
That Point Is Reached
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You could make it work with this chick for a few years, then the kid turns 13 and suddenly hormones kick in....."you're not my Daddy! I hate you!"
And Mom shows you the door. Fuck that.
[–]CursingWhileNursingJr. Hamster Analyst36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Co-worker of mine is a surrogate daddy and his step-daugher started with this bullshit at the age of 8 or 9.
[–]beenthere78911 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You guys truly made my morning by reading the above comments ... this sub-post help me to go my own way after being with a woman whom I was dating who had three kids by two different fathers ... she still has a 10 year old girl living at home ... I keep forgetting what it was like raising my own daughter with her biological mother who passed away, in a good house for the 25 years we were married and what a pain in the ass she could be through the ages of 12 to 24 .. and I was her father!!
I can't imagine what my life would be years from now with somebody else's daughter who would tell me the" you're not my father" routine and tell me to take a hike ... on top of being on the hook for any post-secondary education.
thanks guys for reminding me why I chose this path because sometimes you second-guess yourself and I've done my time with all this kind of stuff and now can just focus on me and what I want at this point in my life ...
[–]CursingWhileNursingJr. Hamster Analyst9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all have our weak moments, when we hear the siren call of the plantage, which can sound quite sweet and enticing.
I was always one of the "nice guys" who adored women and always ended up as the useful tool, the guy with the repair skills, the useful idiot who just did not get that being nice and respectful and being always there for her in times of need is not what gets you laid or into a relationship, quite the opposite and despite the fairy tales women and society tell you.
"I wish I would meet someone like you. Someone as respectful and caring like you, who is always there for me when I need someone; without ever asking for something in return."
"Uhm, I am right here, you know. And you also know that I always loved you."
"You? Lol, I mean someone LIKE you. Not you. Not at all. By the way, can you take a look at my computer? The damn thing is acting up again."
"Please leave. Now. Don't ever call me again. Fix your damn computer yourself. Get your shit straight yourself. Still sitting here? Do I need to show you where the bricklayers left the hole in the wall?"
"You fucking asshole, you are not better like all the other guys, I will tell everyone what a prick you are..."
Yup, that was my life, until I realised I just could not be bothered anymore and went MGTOW, although I've heard this term and learned that this is an actual trent amongst men much, much later. And what a surprise, now all of a sudden I am interesting for women. And the same type of women, sometimes even the same women that, as the german saying goes, would not have looked at me with the ass years ago or just abused me as the useful idiot, now think I am oh-so interesting.
And sometimes I am actually tempted. Some of them were still quite attractive. And then all I need to do is to read some of the posts and comments here to remind myself of what those women A) did in all those years before, why they B) now think I am interesting and even hot and what they C) actually want from me now. Namely A) riding the cock carousel, B) because they can't have me and also because they now understand that I am the provider type, which is C) what they are looking for now.
And then all I can see all of a sudden is a used vagina on legs, wide enough to lose your bicycle and your soul in it, on the hunt for just another useful idiot, with the only difference being that they are now willing to spread her legs every now and then in exchange for full time commitment and service.
Yup, this sub can be quite helpful when you need someone helping you to overcome those sentimental moments.
[–]TEH_PROOFREADA14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PACKAGE
DEAL
[–]JJ3314Sr. Hamster Analyst10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or you can end up like that other guy from the recent post, where you pay for her college education, and wedding, and then she asks for her biological father to be there, because you're not her dad. No appreciation for the fact that he actually functioned like her dad for the past decade or so. Not from her, and not from mom.
The "you're not my daddy" business is only half of it, since you know mom, head full of feminist garbage, will place severe limits on your parental authority, while expecting you to shell out as if you were her dad. You can feel the bitchy entitlement, and insistence that any man fall into her scheme just bubbling off of this woman in this post.
Kids, even the best of them, rarely show appreciation, to the extent required, of their parents. If they are successfully raised they hopefully will develop this attitude by the time they are adults, however. A step kid of a single mother, who herself doesn't even respect your paternal authority? Forget it. Single moms ... not even once.
[–]alecesne33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget, she got the house last time;)
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_RC5129 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she's looking for 0.000001% of the population. Good luck what that honey. Enjoy your cats.
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What use is this woman if she does not bear young? And having to deal with her overrated demands and elitist attitude, might as well date a dutch doll.
[–]oh_no_aliens[email protected]10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too loose to masturbate into.
[–]MGTOWManofMystery8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Wet" may be stretching things -- figuratively and literally!
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a tall girl with a wet vagina is like finding a diamond in on the ground in skid row L.A.
[–]devok16 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6'5"? Sorry bitch , Andre the giant has been dead for a while.
[–]faintingoat7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she ll lower her standards as soon as she hits the wall
[–]amcynic4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that all?
[–]TitySuker4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget that she also brings kids to the relationship.
[–]cvegagt2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She owns her own house tho so I doubt you have to pay lots of bills
[–]KoloGuptaSr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Utilities, food, property taxes, and her kid still need to be paid for. She gets money from her ex, but that's for her "needs".
[–]heatrealist-2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is she supposed to say? “Ive got a kid but fuck what he/she thinks as long as Im happy!”
Is that the kind of person you’re looking for? Lol
[–]FlashFanBoy1990139 points140 points141 points 5 years ago* (25 children) | Copy Link
Lol her 6'5 requirement alone eliminates 99% of the dating pool, plus she wants a guy with a good career, plus she wants a guy who's willing to settle down with a single mom and NOT have kids, and is willing to date a smoker.
Her dating pool must be less than 0.1%
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst96 points97 points98 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I was 6’5” I’d be playing center for the Los Angeles Lakers and bagging all of the pussy that comes with that, not trawling dating sites for single moms.
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst74 points75 points76 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Her simply wanting a man over 6' (her personal height) alone is already eliminating a whopping majority of potential men. After reading her laundry list of absurd demands and ignorance of her weakened bargaining position... I doubt this woman has two brain cells to rub together and spark an intelligent thought.
[–]Throwaway17n10Closet bad boy <tips fedora>35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
As a side note, that's one of the dirty little secrets of modern society. Very few women are actually interesting people who are stimulating to spend time with.
We guys spend time with women because (1) we are hoping to get laid; (2) we crave female validation; and (3) it raises our social status to be seen with women.
In all my years, I have met perhaps 5 women who would be worth hanging out with if they were dudes
[–]JJ3314Sr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Usually when I see some dude insisting that female friendships are valuable, I think that he's either (1) delusional, and just can't admit that he wants to sleep with a woman that's friendzoning him or (2) suffering a lack of decent male friends.
I'm not talking about the strategic social proof utility of an attractive female that you might be able to parlay into meeting other women. That's a game that can be played if you're sufficiently skilled, but that's not a real friendship,let's face it.
I'm not saying that there is zero possibility of a valuable female friend, but as you point out the numbers are rather small, and if you're attracted to her why the hell aren't you with her? If she's not available/not interested, why set yourself up for an "unrequited love" scenario? Doesn't make much sense.
Edit: clarity
[–]coagulated_cumquatsJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree in essence, but the strange thing is regarding my female relations - sisters / cousins / nieces and to a lesser extent aunts, some of them I have pretty good friendships with. Maybe it's because there is zero sexual tension involved? We can just be ourselves, without putting everything through a filter, and it works surprisingly well.
[–]Bigflyformiketrout 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Even a 6’0” requirement eliminates 70% of men. 6’5” is like 99.6% percentile.
[–]ChinamanHutch1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL I'm in the .4%. Wouldn't date a woman with a kid at my lowest points.
[–]CoastieKid6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Unpopular opinion on this sub but she’s actually sounds fairly put together compared to a lot of other women that have been shown. Doesn’t mind dating a Dad, seeking someone in his 30s-40s, seems fairly decent career wise. I agree that it’ll be hard for her to find someone in that height range with all of the other things she’s looking for, not a lot of basketball players just walking around. I think it’s fair for a girl to want a guy to be a bit taller, but she should relax that requirement by 2-3 inches and her dating options would expand. I think a lot of single men would pass on her but she actually has a shot at dating a guy with a kid or two already
[–]JJ3314Sr. Hamster Analyst11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think she has to get real though. Obviously it's her life to mess up, but I don't think it's ever reasonable for a single mother to insist on a man that's in the top 10%; it's not actually reasonable for the overwhelming majority of women to insist on a man that's in the top 10%. She may reason that her height puts her in a rare category, but she has it backwards--most guys don't want to date Wilt Chamberlain--her unusual height if anything makes her less attractive not more (at least for me--I'm 6'1, and women above 5'10" start looking less feminine to me). She simply needs to get real. She should honestly look at all dudes 5'10" and above in my opinion, which even then is my attempt at offering a bit of a compromise to accommodate her unusual height, and desire to feel girly and protected. She needs to realize though that at 6 feet she is never going to be that petite little thing that is going to literally get swept off her feet by the strapping guy. Does she want a good husband and father, or does she want a fairytale prince to brag to her friends about?
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is a woman so not interested in a good man. It is fairy tails all the way to the wall.
[–]CoastieKid2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed on all! What I meant when I commented earlier on height was she should look for guys who are 5’10”. A lady that tall and her age should know by now that it’s going to be difficult finding someone taller. As you pointed out, a taller guy might go for a shorter girl and that’s completely fine. We all have our preferences, just harder to achieve for some of us than others lol. I’m a 5’7” dude so I know some of my options are limited when it comes to women who are strict about height
[–]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, also Hitler should have limited himself to Sudetenland and Saddam should have just stopped after the Iran war.
[–]DrPeterGriffenEsq4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I’ve talked to a few girls about having this shit on their profiles and it’s to deter people from creeping on them. It never works. I’ve had a couple show me numerous sexually explicit messages from creeper after creeper on those sites. So I’ll cut them some slack for just trying to say what they want. They’ll compromise on it just like men if they click with someone. I’m sure that 6’5” is not a hard limit for her. Some aspects of this are confusing but not a lot. She may have had an issue with the birth of her child that required an emergency hysterectomy. No reason to call her a slut or CC rider on that bit of information.
[–]CoastieKid7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed on all of the above. People are real funny online versus in person dating. Both guys AND gals. Online, people treat each other like they are ordering a pizza. “I want this size pie with this crust, these toppings, and this type of cheese.” Offline, it’s more like you see a slice and you go “that looks appetizing”
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like the difference between reading typed text, and hearing the person say the words. Things get lost in the translation.
Some of the sexiest girls I've known did not have the classical 10s in all the key beauty areas but they just hit all the right notes in how they carried themselves and interacted with me. And conversely, I've met plenty of 9+s that were much less attractive than you'd think because they somehow hit all the wrong notes. You can't always know until you spend some time together. These dating apps and such have destroyed that key part of the process because women especially get caught up in the rigid, cold requirement part.. and never get to the magic part.
This is why your grandma (and your Bible if you read one) told you not to judge books by their covers.
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a dating profile, and nobody here is criticizing THAT she is saying what she wants (because that's actually better than some of these thots who cryptically use thot-speak instead of just sacking up and saying what they want).
The criticism is WHAT she wants. It's patently absurd to use height as a selection option for a potential love interest in the context of searching for a 'good' man.
When car shopping for a 'good' car (with 'good' being relative to meeting YOUR personal needs) would you use color as the foremost, number one factor? Of course you wouldn't because the color of the car has zero, absolutely zero impact on anything that you need from that car. Buying a commuter car? Wtf does the color matter? Buying a pickup that might be needed to haul some odds n ends or tow a trailer? Wtf does the color matter? You *might* consider the color... but it's gonna be waaaay down on the list of requirements and is certainly not a dealbreaker.
I liken it to men that choose women based on tit size or ass shape. Yeah, it's okay to have your preferences in those areas... but it's fucking beyond stupid to put that at NUMBER 1 on your list. Because a physical feature over which the person has no control is useless in determining their 'good' or 'bad' value.
But we see this shit about 6' tall herpaderp from these thots ENDLESSLY... and almost ALWAYS COUPLED WITH "WAATGM????"
[–]Not_My_Real_Acct_3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unpopular opinion on this sub but she’s actually sounds fairly put together compared to a lot of other women that have been shown.
100% agree.
I think she'll have an extremely difficult time on a dating site. Dating sites are all about "quantity vs quality." That's why women get stuck on the hamster wheel; you can meet tons of guys but they're going to be a solid 20% worse than what you'd find out in the real world.
Basically any man of high quality on a dating site is going to be ablt to date three or four women, so it's going to be real difficult to 'lock a guy down.'
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she also in a way is saying she fucked and dating tons of tall dudes from the dating site. She wants a man not a boy! "tired of games" cliche - and the kicker - dont hit her up if you dated her already.
She fucked every tall white male in town!
When you make height requirements like she did... you probably have already run through the short list of men in your area that meet that bar. lol
[–]TwilightSea1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can see a man who is 6' but 6'5 " talk about unrealistic 🤣
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
6’0 alright, but 6’5? Who tf is even that tall anyway? Does she need his eyes to be farther away from the surface of planet earth to not be able to see the awesome deal he’s about to get with her? 😂
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
☝️👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥
It's a hilarious requirement. One out of 20 men are 6'3" tall.
I can't find stats on 6'5" tall men, but since the distribution is a bell curve, it's safe to say that it's less than 1%.
I wear lifts when I go to the club sometimes, and it's hilarious how much more attention I get. And I'm already 6'3".
[–]soberasfuck32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men 6’5 and taller are in the 99.559th percentile for height. Not great odds. I guess a background in finance doesn’t necessarily mean she knows how to interpret statistics
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro, her list of requirements doesn't matter in the end! They only matter if you want to be the betabux!
If Tyrone or Chad show up, she'll have no problem fucking him. Maybe she even will get knocked up for a second time, you know, with that kid that she refuses to give to Mr. Betabux!!
[–]XavierMalory59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I won't fault her for being selective, but I will fault her for being exasperated at not finding "a good man."
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
"A good man" who can jump through all the hoops and be total bitchboy. No self respecting man would accept 200 demand list she has.
[–]TheYekke24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
She’s literally put herself outside of the SMP. I’d say she’s fresh meat in the market, and about to get crisped. Or get crickets
[–]XavierMalory50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Any man who meets those requirements is already dating 20 year olds.
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Rich man with options will not date 30 year smoker roastie, usually will not even dive in that trash bin. Next topic "man that I like ignore me, what to do?" "Only losers try to score with me", while actually they are on her SMP level.
[–]MarzMonkey19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The delusions will never end for them; they perpetually think they're as attractive as they were when they were 18 and having guys fall over themselves to get into their pants.
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What does SMP means?
[–]MxCmrn12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sex market place
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, that's dank. Thanks
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SMP = Sexual Market Place
The dating/mating game is more of a meat market than a lot of people would like to admit.
[–]vampyreorlokk2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly
[–]joesmoethe3rd14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not being able to have kids cuts the "good men looking to settle down" pool by at least 70%
[–]putin_vor52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
6'5"+ alone is extremely rare, 0.441% of the population, or 1 guy in 227.
Then she wants an educated white well-employed single guy in his 30's.
Good luck, lady.
[–]Not_My_Real_Acct_9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
6'5"+ alone is extremely rare, 0.441% of the population, or 1 guy in 227. Then she wants an educated white well-employed single guy in his 30's. Good luck, lady.
This is why it's so easy to fuck girls on dating sites, even if you're married or already in a relationship. Their requirements are so far off the charts, they'll let you slide on monogamy if you fit some of the other requirements:
One out of 227 men are 6'5" tall or taller.
About 1 out of 6 people are between 30 and 40
About 1 in 2 people are male
about 1 in 2 people are single
about 1 in 10 people make sufficient money for her
About 1 in 2 people don't have kids
About 6 in 10 people are white
If my calculator is correct, that means that in a city of 200,000 people, there is ONE man who matches that criteria!
Isn't that fucking bananas?
I've mentioned before about how I'll line up dates with girls out in the boonies, and that's why this works. In smaller communities, the guy that she's looking for is literally unobtanium.
Here's the math:
we start with a population of 200,000
1 out of 227 are 6'5" tall, that's 881 people
1 in 2 are male, that's 440 people
1 in 2 are single, that's 220
1 in 10 make sufficient money, that's 22
1 in 2 don't have kids, that's 11
6 in 10 are white, that's 6
One in six people are between 30 and 40, so one person is a match for her.
If she wasn't picky about income, that would widen her selection. In my experience, women are very picky about that though.
[–]putin_vor4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I think your math is about right. Completely unrealistic expectations.
[–]divorce331 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It would really suck if that one person was in jail, hospital, or a psych ward. Then it's 0.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Even more so if that one is homosexual.
[–]divorce330 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or if that one has an annoying stutter ...
Or if that one isn't in to her ...
[–]DrPeterGriffenEsq4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then he has to be white. I wonder how many guys in the .4% are white and not a guy named Tyrone that plays basketball all weekend at the park or in a rec league.
[–]OracleofFl4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and then one who doesn't want kids, etc. This is truly 1 or 2 out of a million.
[–]mrstoicdude 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
What ass did you pull those stats out of?
[–]putin_vor28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Try not being a complete cunt, and maybe I will talk to you.
[–]mrstoicdude 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I get it, you must be not included in the stat you posted. fuckin manlets.
[–]EarlyEndTimes9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You must be very poorly endowed indeed.
[–]wellimoutSr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://tall.life/height-percentile-calculator-age-country/
[–]Nah_Ming2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm guessing math wasn't your best subject, eh Euclid?
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He most likely got it from the Tall Life calculator, I chose US, adult male, imperial measurement and 6'5" and got the same result.
[–]03slampig49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How do women not realize that mid 30s men who are 6 foot+ tall, have a decent career and their life together have the pick of the litter when it comes to women?
[–]MustacheCel28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Their still running on the high of attention they got as early 20s women.
The thing that happens, over and over and over, is that they date married guys and then they think that's their "level."
For instance, my mistress has been banging two married men for TEN FUCKING YEARS and dating the whole time. So all of her dates end up in two outcomes:
1) she'll meet a guy who meets her standards, he'll fuck her a couple times and then ghost her
Or
2) she'll meet a guy who doesn't meet her standards and blow him off.
There's no exit from this loop. Literally the only way to get out of it is to lower her standards. And if she did that, she'll simply resent her partner because she believes she can do better.
What I describe here, it's literally 90% of the women on dating sites.
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
across all continents.. they have 4.5 billion women to choose from.
All she has is that awkward 6.0 tall body that cant even ride a dick without causing injury to the phallus and its too big for her vagina to ever be lubricated enough for superior sex
[–]wathon2Sr. Hamster Analyst38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
'I own my own house, car, business, and I need a man with all those as well'.
This sums up everything wrong with modern women/feminism, and why matriarchal society will ultimately collapse.
A man making 200k will have no problem marrying a waitress making 30k.
[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Basically. If she is nubile, not a bitch, and doesn’t get fat and works hard. They fail to realize that no man is actively searching for a “strong independent wahman”.
It’s really not that difficult.
[–]OracleofFl3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Certainly, strong independent men aren't SEEKING strong independent women. They might find one they like or fall for, but it isn't something they would filter for.
[–]Hillarysdilddo_2016Sucked off the white pubes of despair4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I filter for it. Filter out.
[–]cazminda36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Whats the betting her own business is selling younique or herbalife.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably. Hawking Mary Kay out of your garage does not a “business owner” make.
[–]KoloGuptaSr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I disagree. They are Independent Business Owners. That's what the videos say. You practically become financially free, just by paying to join.
[–]OldFashionMarineGunnery Sergeant Hoeman33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I smell bullshit...! "Not seeking a relationship of any kind"...? Than what are you on a dating app for? Requirements as listed...yada yada, blah blah....but not looking for a relationship of any kind. GTFO....!
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think this simpleton knows what she wants. Try to read through that baloney and make any sense of it all. Feels like one of those worded math problems from school where you have to pull out the pertinent numbers yourself. Except in this case, you don't get an answer worth bothering with all the work. At least in the math problem you could get a passing grade on your test. Kappa
[–]Alpha_Widow_Maker18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm independent I need a MAN
I'm independent
I need a MAN
Consistency is a tool of the patriarchy.
[–]whittlingmanSr. Shit Testing Hoe Fumbler28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She’s 6 feet tall ... that’s one HUGE bitch!
[–]succ_my_dicc15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You’re not a single mom bitch you’re a point guard!
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a forward and demands to be center of attention.
At least when it comes to height, she is more justified in wanting a 6 foot tall plus man since even guys do prefer their women to be at least slightly shorter, but in every other respects, she's too demanding.
[–]nashyneddly 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit, she's fucked so many guys that she thinks she might accidentally have guys she's already dated messaging her.
[–]wellimoutSr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They actually have a word for that: retread. As in, tires, but women out there are using the word to mean accidentally dating someone you already dated, but forgot about.
[–]HodlingSteady18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can someone run the numbers on her demands? When you put "6'5" or taller" into the formula I think we're talking less than .001% of the world.
[–]EarlyEndTimes17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She expects us to believe she’d turn down Elon Musk
[–]DrPeterGriffenEsq3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For every billion you have you can take off one inch of height, length, or girth of a body part or height in general.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Using Tall Life calculator:
[–]FleetingChurchill17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do these dating apps provide women with a template of what to say? Like if you put in "single mother" are you given a list of buzzwords and key phrases to use? I'm kidding I know it's mostly do to them thinking what gets results/make them look good, but damn it's like don't be original and also never ever mention what you have to offer.
You go gurrrrrrrl!
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't need a template. Most of them pick up this asinine lingo from their social media, pop culture, and friends (who also swim in the same social media and pop culture cesspools). That's why they end up sounding so strikingly similar and mundane. The most basic of BaSIc BiTcHEs.
For laughs, observe that most of the thots like this that you may know in your personal life are often surrounded by friends that think the same, talk the same, and act the same. They are literally the crabs in a bucket pulling each other back down when any one of them starts to think "Hey, maybe I'm going about my life all wrong?" NOPE. The crew just yanks em back in line and YOU GO GRRRRL <insert other dumbass one liners meant to tell wahmins that it's all men's fault>
[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m only 6’4 and a half so I’m out. Maybe she should start hanging around basketball courts and NBA arenas because those are the only places you are going to find a tall motherfucker like that frequently. Good luck finding a white one lady.
[–]Whirrlz11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has the chin of a joker. What a joke she is. So are her demands.
[–]bonslytoss12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You better be:
than me to message me. Also white. Also nobody with young kids. Never you mind that I have a kid and even a rat sized dog that means more to me than you ever will.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it’s time that we start making fake profiles and respond to these women just insulting the hell out of them and post the conversations I bet that would be really fun
[–]CoMaBlaCK10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wanted to defend her when she gets to the part where she doesn’t mind dating a single father but she kept going and going so fuck her.
Also isn’t it a coincidence that she can’t find this incredible needle in a haystack guy because he obviously has other, better options?
[–]Crowstarz7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's gonna be single mum her entire life. Good luck pet lady. Mayb u shud buy more toys to satisfy your lust.
[–]Touch_It_Boi0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gonna be single mum her entire life.
You think she cares? She has her own house, probably she took that from her ex-husband. She will be getting child support for at least other 8 years. After that she will be on welfare.
So, you better return to your fking job and pay your taxes, goyim.
[–]FlyingSexistPig8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's 6'0" tall.
That's really tall for a woman.
Mean for men is 70 inches tall (5'10" tall) with a standard deviation of 3 inches. To get a guy who is 7 inches taller than the mean is 7/3 = 2.33 standard deviations above the mean. This is literally the top 1% of men.
But the real killer is "doesn't want more kids, with her" and "family oriented". Honey, those are mutually exclusive requirements.
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hard to tell, but in the top right photo it looks like she's really fat.
[–]Good_Old_FriendSr. Neckbeardo Nellyphile[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Looks like she is at church holding up signs with her kid.
I can try to copy/paste more of the photos in future profiles if that helps.
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Couldn't tell how much was the sign and how much was her. =)
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahah, the ole my kids run the show so I can't take any liability for what they need shtick.
[–]TrueSplendor8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One word: expired.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She should go loiter around the Players' Only Parking lots at the various NBA arenas. It's her only hope. But like a typical lazy woman, she just sits on her ass and post a Demands List.
[–]AFthrowaway30006 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has a kid, is 6'0" and still has the audacity to list a 6'5" requirement? Holy shit, she will be single FOREVER.
p.s. Profile says "not seeking any kind of commitment." To me that's a sign that if a 6'5" guy that gives her the tingles was dumb enough to get with that, she would be more than fine being his P&D.
[–]1st10Amendments[🍰] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Red Flag: “social butterfly.” IOW, her socializing while YOU get to babysit or pay for the babysitter.
[–]CoMaBlaCK3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right or jumping around a party full of her friends while you stand there like a dope.
[–]SomeRandomUser1116 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hate to break it to you lady, but only a few dudes in your area probably meet your criteria. I can guarantee none of them want to deal with what you got going on.
[–]smfuel87Chad Train Conductor7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"I own my own home, so I'm independent and intelligent".
Translation: I won the family house in court and I'm hosing my ex and the tax payer to pay for it. I'm also likely a narcissistic lunatic abuser who won't hesitate to use the full weight of the family legal system to do the same to you, at the drop of a hat and for the most frivolous reasons possible".
Typical brain dead sloot who has been run through by every loser, drug addict and felon in town and had her fun and now wants a "real man" aka Beta to pay her way, despite her self proclaimed independence and financial superiority.
[–]ILOVEASIANCUNTS6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
not a mudshark, so that's good.
also, it makes sense that she wants a tall guy since she's a fucking giantess herself.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she was remotely realistic she'd realise that anyone even say 5'10" wouldn't look like a midget next to her but oh no, she expresses a preference for 6'5" and she's too stupid to realise that this effectively reduces her dating pool to zero.
this effectively reduces her dating pool to zero.
that is the last of reasons why a sane man wouldnt date her.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you’re a six, don’t have a ten’s demands. For that matter, don’t have ten demands.
Also, you fucking moron:
In the U.S. population, about 14.5 percent of all men are six feet or over ... Even more strikingly, in the general American population, 3.9 percent of adult men are 6’2” or taller.
Nothing says “Inflated sense of personal value” like a woman demanding — demanding — someone taller than 96.1% of the fucking population.
[–]bigboxguy1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6’5 is more like 99.5% of the population.
[–]danielroxheaps7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I gotta be 6'5" then she's got to be under 50kg
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lost track of how many times I was disqualified from this one. Darn!
...from the profile, I'm going to guess a small southern town. Good luck finding a 6'5" guy who meets all of that criteria who would be interested!
[–]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... That list is longer than the side effects disclaimer for the newest 'miracle' meds on the teevee advertisements. 5 seconds of what the pill is supposed to do (that's good)... followed by 55 seconds of disclaimer.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“...up to and including a fatal disease.”
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Possible side effects include heart attack or stroke....."
WTF?
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d rather just ride out the cancer, thanks
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t these whores realize that something like 85% of all men on the planet are not 6ft tall?
[–]Bronzeraptor3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read these list of demands and immediately think of Dustin Hoffman's rant in Hook about kids, "I want, I want, I want, me, me ,me, me...etc."
We're the ones accused of being immature but I really wonder about the opposite sex sometimes.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, she caught an STD from a Chad that fucked her uterus.
She fucked a string of Chads while her daughter was growing up.
And, of course she still wants Phd. M.D. Chad Chaddington the 5th.
[–]enigmatic3193 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does everyone forget that they have to create a relationship, or interest with the "Bio" box? It's not a job description or a classified ads.
[–]cleverbutnotoverlysoHappily pays for Chads Brats2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants a 6’5” guy so she can wear 4” heels and still be technically “shorter” than the guy.
Strictly vanity.
[–]Jaeger__852 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's looking for a male unicorn that doesn't exists.
[–]quesoburgesa2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She does realize Santa doesn’t reward whores right?
[–]x6x6x619822 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually in her case I can forgiver her wanting man to be 6'2' or more since she is 6' herself, rest tho, she can fuck off.
[–]5shad2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only a fooking idiot would go for this.
[–]Cristoff13Jr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the entitlement of many tall women. She thinks she is tall, the man must always be taller, right? Therefore she gets a tall man, automatically. Of course it doesn't work like that. She still has to compete with all the shorter women for those tall men.
Now she only lists that he be "taller", so in theory he could "only" be 6'1". However given that she would ideally prefer 6'5", it seems she wants to have the luxury of a man who towers over her. Against reason and statistics that's what she thinks she's entitled to. Even if she did get a 6'1" guy, she would be resentful and unhappy that he's so "short".
[–]emerson_ottolineQuin1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why does he have to be "WHITE" though?
[–]NoFaithInThisSub 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
more betas in that type. She's after those numbers.
[–]WAH_FMLJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she wants a beta bucks cuck!
[–]TheDemonWhoComesRaging hard-on for slut misery1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would want to give her a big tight slap.
[–]n0x29a1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck lady..
[–]doxmecunt1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a hugeee bitch
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does she know how few men there are 6' and over who would fit the bill? She has no fucking clue.
[–]NeedlecrashCan't get enough Chick-Fat-Ass1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yall can have the bitch lol.
[–]0kool74Twisted up from Ditsy Dames1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep......it's an automatic pass from me. One, i'm not 6'2 or taller and, two, I never date women over 5'4. Plus.....that profile she's a shitty cunt!
Over 6’5. Lol I maybe see 10 guys a day taller than a legit 6’5 and I go to a large ncaa division 1 university.
[–]TwilightSea0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch enjoy being single for the rest of your life. You know how fucking rare it is for a man to be 6'5"? Dumb ass broad
[–]mblazin15320 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Longest relationship- 5 yrs. I wonder if the dude joined the Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain suicide club after dating this deluded she-bitch?
[–]GlobalAsshatLARPs as a 450 pound land whale0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brings nothing to the fucking table except her looks and an entitled attitude yet legions of SIMPs will be lining up.
[–]sakirocks 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Idk, after all the shit we've seen here this seems fine. She sounds like she actually knows what she wants and hopefully sticks to it. The only problem is how specific her wants are, I think she's going after the "idea" of the person she wants but not the reality like what if she meets the perfect guy to her standards except he's only 5'11 will she tell him to fuck off?
[–]Throwaway17n10Closet bad boy <tips fedora>6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disagree, she wants a tall successful "gentleman " which means she wants a man who has all of the traditionally desired male qualities.
Fine, but does she offer any traditionally desirable female qualities such as chastity, youth, innocence or submissiveness?
Absolutely not, she has a child already and she's fucked so many guys that she has to put a note in her profile not to message her if you've been with her in the past.
Not only that, but her claim of being independent is almost certainly bullshit. Her house probably was and is paid for by the baby daddy; her business is probably some shitty multilevel marketing scam; etc. But she thinks she's independent which means she would refuse to submit to a successful man in a long term relationship.
[–]CoMaBlaCK2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The thing is the field of guys she wants is so narrow plus the fact that a guy that fits the criteria she’s after won’t be in the market for a 30 year old single mother so she will be single forever.
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