The Subliminal Conversation in the Sexual and Marriage Marketplaces

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Carousel riders: "Why can't I get the hot guys who fuck me to stick around longer than a few months? I have nothing to offer except this well worn pussy, a bitchy entitled attitude, and a grating cunty personality. Why isn't that enough? It's always been enough to get men into bed. I'm giving these guys everything they (say they) want. I know I can't cook or clean, and am Satan's spawn and hell to live with, but no one's cared about that before. Why they keep fucking and leaving me?? (Wipes encrusted semen off her back)

Average women kicked off the carousel: OK OK I get it. I need to learn some domestic skills to get one of you simps to wife this shit up. But I will keep my bitchy attitude. Oh, and sex? Nope. Been there done that. The dude who wifes this up might get sex every other month. Fuck that noise. It's time to get serious here. I'm entitled to a husband, I'm entitled to be a SAHM, I'm entitled to the lifestyle I want, and it is you men' s job to give it to me right now.

All women: Why don't you guys ask us on a goddamn date? Why don't you men want to get to know us? This is YOUR fault.

Average, Bottom 80% men, until about 30 or 35: Why should we give you anything? You're just going to use, exploit, and strip-mine me for resources, after which you'll toss me away to the divorce courts to take the kids (which might or might not be mine), steal half my money, and live off me while poisoning the kids against me. You have nothing to offer except a pussy, and you won't even give me that. You can't cook, clean or take care of a house. You're all cunts. You mistreat us, abuse us, and fight with us constantly knowing we can't fight back because if we do you'll just drop dime to the cops and have us arrested for "domestic violence". You have literally nothing to offer. I'd rather whack off to Brazzers than spend money at Starbucks on you. That's... if I had any money. Welp, gotta get to my Geek Squad job!

Average, bottom 80% men, age 35 on: My dick is raw from whacking it. OK you win. I'll marry you. You just earn the money, we'll have one designer kid, and THEN you can divorce me.

Top 20% Men: Yo babe want sum fuk?

Women: What was that you were saying, beta guys? Mr. Alpha over here grunted something at me, I need to go listen to him. Hell yes I wanna fuck! Let's go....