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[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst177 points178 points179 points 5 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
"I have no moral"
Stop right there. I believe you.
Also, this woman in not attractive to me. Beak nose and an oval head? With RBF? Nah.
[–]PanderjitSingh_k94 points95 points96 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
From her look I’d say she’s watched a lot of Sex and the City.
[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Sarah Jessica Parker has to be one of the most repulsive actresses ever. She was a hag when she was 20.
[–]ShortWarrior42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looked like a 45-year-old mother of three since she was young.
[–]MxCmrn15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So much this. I don’t know how some people think she’s the prettiest woman ever, but I’ve always found extremely unattractive.
[–]mydikishomofobik10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The show she was on catered to a female audience, not a male one. The people who said she was attractive were probably women and gay dudes.
[–]CiceroVoltaireSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
her pic's in the dictionary, for "butter face"
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Transvestite Donkey Witch
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
While I like the nose, she does look a lot like the kid from American Pie in drag.
[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I think it's the jawline, she almost looks like a guy in makeup, like you said. She has a mannish face.
[–]Aanon8910 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was like... she doesn't look like anyone from American Pie... who could it be? Then, literally as I tab out to search I seen it. Jason Biggs. She could be a twin sister or cousin.
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1999_American_Pie/fhd999AMP_Jason_Biggs_017.jpg
Tried to find the best picture to match.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Couldn't think of his name off the top. Nice one.
[–]AshyBoneVR4Submaster Flex: Hoes can't touch this2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy sweet Jesus they could be twins.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely a face that needs a good personality as part of the package to swing it to "maybe" vs. "hell no."
Unfortunately for her, she did not pick that path.
[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the man jaw.
[–]EmptyNewspaper1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Man jaw in woman = high testosterone?
[–]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep.
https://www.livescience.com/33513-men-vs-women-our-physical-differences-explained.html
[–]EmptyNewspaper1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
High testosterone is related to high sexual drive.
High sexual drive is related to high count number (plus the number of masturbation).
[–]Oftowerbroleaning9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
(((beak nose)))
[–]RadicalAsceticMonk2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oy vey!
[–]DoctorKnockboots2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You didn't even let her type the "s"
[–]BadMoodJones2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
rbf?
[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Resting Bitch Face. When a woman has a completely neutral expression that is naturally relaxed, and she looks like a complete bitch simply by virtue of her appearance. As opposed to women actively making a bitchy/stuck up/condescending face.
[–]holidaysbootsHis name was Robert Cuckson102 points103 points104 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It appears she's the author of "Slutever: Dispatches from a Sexually Autonomous Woman in a Post‑Shame World".
An excerpt:
"Slut" is a great word. It just sounds perfect-so sharp and clear and beautiful. It's one of those satisfying four letter words, like cunt and fuck. Slut also happens to be an anagram for lust, which is one of those divine coincidences that makes you wonder if God actually exists."
Behave like garbage - get treated like garbage. Now show bobs and vagene pls.
[–]Cissnowflake16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I think we found the answer to her question
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
show bobs and vagene pls
Haha! Love that line.
[–]AtlasCuckd4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pewds...is that you?
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
101 Activities Guaranteed to Entertain Your Cats 2025
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Aging and smelling like that prison wine indeed
[–]DoctorKnockboots22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is sangria, a drink so special it is only served from a porcelain vessel known as a "terlet"
[–]AcrobaticAgeBringing you pro-life tips from the mud2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather take pruno than a relationship with this... thing.
[–]bcwhite11829 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She did some slut movie too, she's on pornhub
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you serious? Now I gotta go watch!
[–]ShortWarrior26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I rang in my 30s with a foursome
Wow, him and three other men?
[–]DoctorKnockboots11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, she rang it in; 2 midgets and a bell.
[–]JJ3314Sr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This just shows that the relative ease of access to sex experienced by women is more a function of the male sex drive than any objective beauty on a given woman’s part.
[–]ShortWarrior1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Woah, slow down Shakespeare, I had to read through that twice.
[–]TheRiseAndFallSr. Hamster Analyst16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like she aged like a fine wine someone uncorked and forgot on the table for six months.
[–]thewatisit8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aged like fine wine? So basically vinegar?
[–]8kenhead7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Lol this can’t be real
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Oh it is very real
https://thoughtcatalog.com/karley-sciortino/2013/10/playing-prostitute/
https://www.vogue.com/article/breathless-karley-sciortino-turning-30
https://www.vogue.com/article/30s-and-single-and-not-settling-slutever
[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That first link is pretty sickening. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and assume it's all real and true...that woman is maximum level disgusting. No man on the planet should want to be with that. The comments are pretty cancerous too.
[–]Gttj20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then I drifted off and daydreamed abstractly about that scene in True Romance where Patricia Arquette and Christian Slater are wrapped in blankets, sitting in front of that billboard — she’s crying, confessing to him that she’s a call girl, and he’s being his sweet, placid self and telling her he doesn’t care, and then they say “I love you” for the first time. Fuck… I love that movie.
Wow.
And then, later on her John asks,
"What do you lie about?”
To which she replies,
"You know… who I’m sleeping with, where I am, what I’m doing, how I make money. I’m a chronic cheater. My parent’s have no clue what I’m actually doing with my life. All of these things require lies. And one lie leads to another. You know how it is…”
WOW. WHAT THE FUCK.
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants high value man to say "your past does not matter, I luuuurv you". Not the average creepy male of course, she is much higher than them.
[–]JamesMercer115 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Jesus Christ, the way this woman retells stories. You don’t have to include every single goddamn minute detail. Turned what should be a quick anecdote into a novel.
[–]Carvemynameinstone1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's why it's read. It reads like a quick erotica novella.
[–]TheYekke6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And except for the $1000/piece price tag totally believable. NYC hookers working a baller cost way more.
[–]Pastelitomaracucho1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whelp....she redpilled herself... How about that?
[–]cum_dropBible Thumper8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it’s a scooby doo mystery!
[–]Ray_pinasses1210Sr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this article talks about how women are more depressed than men I think not being able to find a good man, or is women speak, lock down chad might be a big reason. Millennial women are just reaching their 30s now, and they are just waking up to the dire circumstance that thief dating lives have become Most of them are either strong independent career women, or used up single moms.
They have been sold snake oil by feminists and tons how great and special they are. How they could have it all. But now reality is creeping in slowly, and the delusions they have been fed are slipping away
The career woman with the masters degree in marketing hasn’t been able to make more than 50K a year in her job, despite her advanced degree. She won’t settle for a guy who makes anything less than 100K tho, Bc she has a masters and is a strong independent woman! She’s getting desperate Bc that high value chad who she wants doesn’t care about her degrees, he just wants pussy. Since she’s old and used up, he wants younger pussy. So she drowns out her depression with a bottle of wine a night habit and a Netflix habit
The modern 30+ yr old millennial woman lads
[–]talk_show_ghost4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Roastie meets wall 😂
[–]Songgeek3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's really strange. Like I think she's hot, but she kinda comes off as a bitch. I don't see her ending up with a guy, mostly cus the guy knows she s popular for being a whore
[–]cycophuk1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you check out her IG, you will find other single women claiming to be sluts like her and all probably wondering why they are single as well. Her “porn” videos are boring and pretentious as fuck though.
[–]ogrilla99Pez "The Pussy Dispenser" Pimp2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/KarleySciortino/
[–]CiceroVoltaireSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wut? you're the last one single in your Friend Group?!
it's a real mystery. call Scooby and the gang.
/s
No, don't call the gang, she will probably try to set up a gangbang with them (including Scooby and even Scrappy).
[–]AllahHatesFags2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The whole premise that Sex in the City has sold women, that they can be huge whores and fuck every Chad in NYC and when they are ready to settle a wealthy Prince Charming will magically appear to wife up their used hoe asses is a myth and they are finding that out the hard way.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y'all do know she has a boyfriend right? I feel bad for him but she wrote an article this year about being in a relationship.
[–]badaboomxx1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like milk.
[–]battyryder1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has big feet, yuk.
[–]Muffinstorm1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeet hit that 69
So close to 420 69
[–]JJ3314Sr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks like Kylo Ren in drag.
[–]leopheard 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (14 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck is this group? Women haters?
[–]Sexual-T-Rex18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
(tips fedora) You're a nice guy. Keep defending those m'ladies.
[–]leopheard 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
I'm not defending ladies like this, I'm taking umbridge to your attitude towards women. Tell me, are you subscribed to any opposite groups directed towards men?
[–]theboddha17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
There's some neck beard ones that are hilarious.
Please examine the sidebar. This sub is a parallel to /r/niceguys.
The same way women like to cringe when fedora-clad lads tip and present a crisp "m'lady" while complaining on social media that all women are whores, we indulge in the cry of the single woman who has run out of exciting options and is lamenting the choice of marry the man that disgusts them or be old and single.
[–]Sexual-T-Rex7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also, it's spelled umbrage, unless we're talking about Dolores.
[–]leopheard 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, i was educated mostly by women so it figures yeah?
[–]Sexual-T-Rex7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you mean? Unless you're implying that women don't make good teachers, which would be super double triple serious problematic.
[–]shrinkshooterSr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not defending ladies like this, I'm taking umbridge to your attitude towards women
You essentially contradicted yourself in a single sentence, and you did it AFTER someone explained the purpose of this sub. Which you ignored. If you aren't trying to defend this woman, then you have no issue here, and you're generalizing with a strawman claim. This woman is a textbook example of someone reaping what they sow, and she deserves all the criticism she's getting. Explain to me what the "attitude towards women" problem is that you have.
[–]Sexual-T-Rex3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
R/niceguys (where you'd fit in nicely) as well as r/neckbeards
[–]TheYekke13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We dissect the duplicitous nature of women that claim that they can’t find good men while spending their youth on the kind of men they now claim to find jerks.
And we find so many examples online lately that we had to subdivide them by type. Stick around for awhile and you may be enlightened. Or stick with your current views and keep white knighting
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No?
[–]leopheard 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Coulda fooled me
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How is this post hateful towards women?
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, ignore that white knight. We sometimes get them, but they can never articulate a complaint correctly, mostly just butthurt flowing through them.
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