Elon Musk knocked up Grimes.. how long til court?

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March 5, 2020
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Crikey this girl has every red flag under the sun from a TRP perspective, I bet one year til they break up and she’s chasing a payout.


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Title Elon Musk knocked up Grimes.. how long til court?
Author mickenrorty
Upvotes 88
Comments 111
Date 05 March 2020 09:30 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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[–]Endorsed Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil157 points158 points  (60 children) | Copy

One of my friends worked for Elon Musk and has interacted with him directly. Elon Musk is a workaholic he will forego sleep and work 32 hours straight. This combined with drugs like modafinil aderol creates a manic depressive symptoms and impulsivity.

It's a shitshow

[–]monky-loves-you29 points30 points  (5 children) | Copy

He's on track to burn out and lose it like Howard Hughes.

[–]MotiMorphosys17 points18 points  (3 children) | Copy

Yet, like Tesla, he hasn't come anywhere close to burning out yet. Pretty sure he's a beta alien.

[–]superstar94b2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Unhealthy shit, like his beta tendencies, can survive for a while. They eventually crash... like Tesla's stock in about a year and a half. And they crash hard.

[–]MotiMorphosys1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Guess it's time for you to make a killing by shorting them.

You may be totally right about the burnout, but people have been saying this about Tesla for years now. I don't believe it. I fucking LOVE the shit out of my model 3. Makes road head enjoyable since I don't have to focus on driving!

Elon has a track record of incredibly beta sexual stradegy and a hard working go-getter in every industry he's dipped his hands in. Sure it could all implode, but he could also just as likely start Manning up and be the alpha in his relationships. I doubt either will change. I have stock in Tesla and don't intend to sell it yet.

[–]superstar94b0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Oh I certainly wouldn't short the stock. I just see this as a bubble similar to what we saw in 2000 and again in 2007. Companies like Tesla can obviously pop for a while. I'd just get out at the point in time interest rates get above 2%, or inflation starts to pick up. One of those two events will crush this market, especially Tesla. I just don't want you to lose money in the future lol. Congrats on the run this year.

[–]Bing_Bang_Bam0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Those airplane crashes didn't help him much either. Hughes I mean.

[–]TheGillos41 points42 points  (14 children) | Copy

Good for him working 32 hours just for 20 of those to go towards that bitch and the little parasitic paycheque generator in her belly.

[–]jzekyll618 points19 points  (9 children) | Copy

Nah, he has kids already and could buy this kid off her

[–]kellykebab9 points10 points  (8 children) | Copy

Prediction: that is not what will happen.

[–]amwfhunter5 points6 points  (7 children) | Copy

With respect to publicly traded companies and the heads of, given the circumstances there are a lot of checks and balances to prevent these situations. If Jeff Bezos who did not have a prenup can keep 75%, Elon will have no problem.

You have to understand economics at this level. Elon is super influential and wealthy. He isnt an average joe who gets divorce raped. At this particular level despite the law, there are plenty of powerful people who make money off Elon. Any disruption in the flow of finances can cause stock prices to drop many folks will be displeased. Remember, from a logistics standpoint, 10 million or less you can probably hire a small army. At the 50 to 100 million level you can have a full fleet at your disposal i.e. private security (mercenaries). If I knew I was about to lose 50 million because elon's stock is fucking up due to this, you think I wouldnt spend 10 mil to off Grimes?

Most likely in the event of a divorce or split Grimes will be given an amount to which she is happy and that Elon would be happy to part with. Any extra belligerent greed will probably not end well for Grimes. The only exception is if she knew a fatal secret about Elon or the company and hold him at blackmail for a larger sum.

[–]kellykebab4 points5 points  (6 children) | Copy

Point me to a situation in the U.S. where a super-wealthy individual has had a romantic partner murdered, where there is something approaching credible evidence. Because most of this reply seems to reply on fantasy taken from movies.

I didn't make any specific claim about what would happen, if you actually read my comment. I simply said Elon "buying" his child from Grimes would not happen. I'm not sure what you're arguing with beyond that, because I didn't say anything more than that.

[–]amwfhunter-1 points0 points  (5 children) | Copy

You do realize in a situation like this it will not have murder implications even if it were to happen. They usually settle amicably because it benefits no one to want more from a financial standpoint. I'm simply saying at this level of wealth there are more opportunities for easy settlement vs. The average joe who is more likely to get divorce raped

I understand what you are saying about him not buying his kid. But he could. I'm not arguing with u. Perhaps it was that I replied to your comment as opposed to two previous to yours. But i did want to touch base on that. Probably wont happen but he could make it happen.

[–]kellykebab-2 points-1 points  (4 children) | Copy

You do realize in a situation like this it will not have murder implications even if it were to happen.

Strongly disagree. Contracted killings are botched all the time. Suspicions leak out, even with weak evidence.

If you can't think of a single case where this may have happened, it is unlikely to be common at all (and therefore not a credible threat), if not virtually nonexistent.

I take your point that you weren't responding to my comment so much as making a general argument, but forgive me if I find that a little annoying. If you want to sound off on this topic, just make a top level comment.

But yeah, I don't think he's going to "buy" the kid. Women obviously become incredibly possessive of their young children. And Musk is clearly no great negotiator if he had to divorce the same woman twice. I don't think Grimes is going to be able to take him for half his worth or anything. But they're not going to get married and have a stable family. And he's not going to take the kid and kick her to the curb either. His wealth isn't the issue, it's the new cultural norms and his own obvious psychology. And the fact that Grimes is a classic looney tune with probably no sense of personal responsibility. This won't end well.

[–]mugatucrazypills0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Yikes ! No need for violence. There are any number of DC based PR firms that for this kind of money will make the person so hated by the public that they'll wish you hired a hit man.

[–]kellykebab1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Probably true. But tell it to the other guy. He's the one that thinks Elon Musk, who had to divorce the same woman twice to get her out of his life, has the capacity to threaten Grimes into giving him her child using his own army of mercenaries 🤪

[–]amwfhunter0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Put it this way for single cases. If it appears in the news, it has already failed. It is why you dont see too many of these cases. It does not escalate to this point.

Usually in these cases it isnt an actual killing that occurs. The threat of a tragic event and an offering of hush money to prevent said effect , i.e. I propose you take this much else such calamity will occur usually is the case. And my point is, these are the folks who can make it happen. Not stating that someone will actually be killed, but illustrating how not difficult it is to get something done in your favor when you have lots of power and money. There are exceptions to this, if one also has equally powerful folks supporting them or as I noted have some form of incriminating collateral.

Grimes is a looney tune. You are more likely to see the headline, Grimes died of overdose partying etc. Should anything occur anyways. "Close friends of hers have reported she has been under severe depression for years, yadda yadda." The only time an actual blatant killing occurs is for heads of state or political matters. For higher profile celebs they have so many weaknesses and mannerisms it is not difficult to find and exploit it and perhaps even use the media to favor the outcome.

Please tell me you are not that naive. You just arent important enough to have this occur to you nor have you done something to someone powerful enough to spend that kind of effort on you. Not sure about the USA, but in Asia, this kind of stuff happens all the time. The uber wealthy are above the law. Middle east is just blatant lol.

[–]Ill_mumble_that-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

You're missing the forest for the trees.

He can just go to Grimes and be like "here's $25 mil, this is the end of it all, take it or my associates will kill you and that is out of my control so I suggest you take it"

And she's gonna say, fuck yeah I'll take 25 mil.

[–]D4rkr4in4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Paypal's board of directors made everyone sign prenups and saved Elon from divorce rape with his first wife. I only pray Tesla's board of directors did the same

[–]dtyler863 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Jesus dude. These comments are what make people ban and despise anyone redpill.. chill the fuck out

[–]TheGillos0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lol, hopefully I'm wrong, and it's not hate... more like dark sarcasm. Also if people ban/despise redpill oh well.

[–]DigitalDragonSlayer7 points8 points  (33 children) | Copy

Side note...You’ve heard he does modafinil? Any thoughts on that?

[–]NumerousImprovements12 points13 points  (32 children) | Copy

I’ve heard Tim Ferriss say that modafinil is really a pretty basic entry level nootropic. He’s put out a fair bit of content, he’d likely have better suggestions than modafinil, although I will say it helped me so maybe it’s best to start with the entry level ones anyway.

[–]Hungboy69694200 points1 point  (26 children) | Copy

How addictive is it ?

[–]Endorsed Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil14 points15 points  (9 children) | Copy

You build a tolerance pretty fast. If you increase the dose you get debilitating headaches. Also at too high of a dose it feels like autism and looking at people's faces becomes uncomfortable and you get upset that people can't follow along with your racing thoughts.

So no definitely not habit forming

[–]20mcgug0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

Does it cause hair loss or that bullshit

[–]D4rkr4in4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy

the key is to be so successful from taking modafinil that you can just buy hair treatment after

elon, case in point

[–]Ill_mumble_that-2 points-1 points  (3 children) | Copy

Where do you buy hair treatment that actually works?

[–]D4rkr4in0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

in Elon's case, he had hair implants, which as you can see, works

personally I'm just using minodoxil, which has moderately improved my hair

[–]mugatucrazypills0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Doesn't that make you impotent ? I'd rather be bald.

[–]mrrooftops-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

no, just stinky piss

[–]1XXXMersenne-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

You can unlock the same in others; they look weird because they’re pinging off of you & filtering their responses to maintain the discourse. Done excessively, this takes up too much of their mental bandwidth and so they can’t “keep up”.

However you can finesse the frame to where you’re both 100 percent at the cause, still with an awareness of the others(‘) experience (otherwise you’re privy to stray on to irrelevant tangents and just chat). Imagine the last few minutes of a psychoanalytic session, but more radical in the openness of the unconscious. Now, you could argue that the previous xx minutes of the session are necessary to culminate in that release, but let’s see why that isn’t strictly the case.

The subject is all neurotic, symptomatic & linear in his fabricated responses throughout the session. Don’t worry about why; he may show you. Your job is to interact with, and only with, that perfect essence of his being; regarding as ‘stylish’ Jouissance any superfluous narratives & gestures he purports. You only acknowledge that which he allows to flow forth from his being.

The more calcified the individual, the subtler, fancier you will have to get with more complexly facile sabotage until he slips & the moment he does you must simultaneously resign from any response; he is expecting re-cognition of his game. Its True that, in reality, he is ‘slipping’ (enacting) throughout the entire interaction, however this is too easy for him to deny & subsequently become defensive over, making your job all the more difficult due to blue balls induced paranoia. So instead You absorb the remark (slip) & continue the thread as if something slightly intriguing to you was said, he must get the impression of a positively contributive potential in his slip. This will give him the excuse of being himself via intellectual altruism.

Human essence is not the final explanation of things; it is a historical product. For Marx, the being of man is relative, though it endures as economic activity.

Once he bites you are to immediately & seamlessly “be pulled” into brooding on that slip for your own concerns & totally disregard him on account of selfish introspection. The portrayal must be so impeccable, that you actually believe in the legitimacy of the concern—at least for the moment. This alleviates the psychoanalytic gaze. You then pose questions & obersvations student-has-become-teacher style before being pulled back to brooding. His I is then elevated in order to accommodate you in what seems to be the most fortunate of unlikely circumstances.

Undoubtedly, the passionate struggle for free-dom responds to the existence of previous oppression

He is encouraged to keep slipping in order to supplement your pondering. It might take a few minutes but he will eventually come around to grokking the unreality of his making a “mistake”—too much is at stake! you are to keep the both of you in equilibrium as he gets with himself by the same aforementioned method of acknowledgement.

With experience you master the ins & outs of hosting the lobby; since most people will be slow upon transcending, only because they’re paranoid of making a mistake i.e. usurping the apparent power dynamic.

It’s tricky at first: how do you maintain your balance with the current running of a radical subjectivity running through you? This is where Apollonian Dionysism comes in. Tame the ecstasy for its energizing potential then conduct your affairs rationally imprtially etc.

 


In writing this I remembered our conversation in which you told me this was essentially Freudo-Marxism. I looked into it now & to my understanding: it is insufficient as it (so far) does not obtain prophylaxis of subjectivity (which I guess even if it did, still lacks the complete sociopolitical praxis to sustain it with hope).

My “individualizm” is an experiment:

Suffice to recall that in Marx’ 6th The- sis on Feuerbach the human essence is not an abstrac- tion that is inseparable from singular individuals, for its reality is the set of social relations

The subject produces an impasse in Freudo- Marxism, a stalemate, a difficulty apparently insur- mountable; for the subject cannot be reduced to a the- ory, a social system, a political project, since it is for- ever gestating something unexpected. A subject radi- cally opposed to society and even to culture itself, for it is the irreducible, that which introduces discontinu- ity and difference in what is homogeneous, uniform, and stable in every society.

My object in incessantly Going Out:

A subject that is not pure negativity, pure differ- ence, but a plus, an excess that creates something new in the bosom of the society conceived as Unity, tear- ing it apart with its invention. Something that goes beyond the economy, the field of conservation and dominion, and that Freud calls the unconscious; the desire that goes beyond necessity, an anti-economic point of view, an excess of the drives; a beyond the homeostatic equilibrium, a Beyond the pleasure prin- ciple. A subject that surpasses life, through an excess of potency, that by limiting itself identifies itself with the Other. A subject that, in order to realize itself, must make a new being. A subject that does not rest, that does not subject itself to the being of any State, as Eugenio Trías points out, because it is restlessness until death, as Georges Bataille’s philosophy of ex- cess teaches.

Zhuangzi’s Resignatory exuberance:

The Freudo- Marxist mission reaches an impasse due to the fact that it demands the sacrifice of this subject (for the good of the community), conceived as alienated in bourgeois individualism.

If what is demanded is the sacrifice of this singularity that is the subject, which is subject to language, it is because the great value of this subjectivity is recognized. If it is asked to sacrifice itself – as María Zambrano (1958) holds – it is because this subjec- tivity is capable of sacrifice. That which is unaccepta- ble in political parties, psychoanalytic associations, universities, factories, schools, concentration camps, forced labor camps, and prisons is suppressed. Zam- brano’s radical position is shared by psychoanalysis, so that the subject may distance itself from the specular alienation that the enjoyment of group demands. The place of the subject is society, but with the freedom to enter its interior space, which allows it to dissent and risk changing that with which it does not agree.

It’s Stuck at capitalist realism; will keep reading:

However, thanks to the thought and practice of Freudo-Marxism, there emerge social demands and struggles that gestate reforms that socially humanize capitalism.

Overton shift!

These changes make possible diverse in- quiries into subjective life, that before this movement were excluded from social and political discours

Correct me if I’m wrong but given the current ideological circumstances; consumerist hellsacape & injuction to enjoy—would not an apparently dionysian ideology be the ideal medium of subversion?

Ps i will clear my reading queue and do 4PT after the current xox

Source: https://thediscourseunit.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/06herrera.pdf

[–]NumerousImprovements3 points4 points  (14 children) | Copy

Not at all, at least not that I experienced. I only buy a few here and there though, so I force myself to space them out. Perhaps if I bought in bulk, I’d pop them like tic tacs but I doubt it. Building up a tolerance is possible which defeats the purpose, so its in your best interest to not take them too often.

[–]xxx69harambe69xxx8 points9 points  (9 children) | Copy

why the fuck would you ever skip out on sleep?

every cardiovascular related disease is related to insomnia

[–]NumerousImprovements4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Who says I miss sleep? Take a half dose before lunch time and you’re Gucci

[–]xxx69harambe69xxx0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

how much sleep you get when you take one before lunch?

[–]NumerousImprovements2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Normal amount, 6-7 hours. I try and take it almost first thing after my morning routine, so it’s well before 12 when I take it.

[–]mugatucrazypills0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Ever ? Come on. Even if you take all your nappies you ain;'t gonna live forever.

[–]xxx69harambe69xxx0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

how old are you

[–]mugatucrazypills0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

13

[–]xxx69harambe69xxx0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

dumb fuck

[–]Hungboy69694200 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Easy to get online/cheap? I think it's scheduled here in the states

[–]NumerousImprovements1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Friend gets it online, I get him to order me some too

[–]TheeSakred0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Where do you get it?

[–]NumerousImprovements2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Friend gets it online, I give him money to buy me some from time to time

[–]OhBittenicht0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Not at all, taking too much isn't even 'enjoyable' and the headaches aren't fun.

[–]i-am-the-prize0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I believe Tim is bipolar, so what works for him may not work for others.

i've tried modafinil, several times, as the suggestion of a 'chemist' friend of mine who is fluent in various substances. I didn't feel a thing. caffeine does more for me.

never felt an addition urge after using it.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Phenibut

[–]NumerousImprovements-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I wouldn’t knock modafinil but that’s just what Tim said, and the guy treats himself like a lab rat.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Adderall is wayyy more effective for getting work done and its probably the easiest script to get from a doctor

[–]mugatucrazypills0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Neckbeards here without 30k in net worth are worrying about the structure of Elon's potential paternity suit ? This place has become a crab-bucket.

Don't cast pearls before swine.

[–]Domebeers-4 points-3 points  (3 children) | Copy

that's crack for women, btw

[–]mugatucrazypills1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

what do you mean ?

[–]Domebeers1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Elon Musk Ignores his woman to focus on his life, is a rock star, has drama, has mood swings"

You think women don't love men like that?

[–]mugatucrazypills1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I agree. Thought you were talking about modafinil for a second.

I'll go take my pill.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (14 children) | Copy

Elon Musk is a beta when it comes to women always has been. He’s a genius at business and inventions though.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (9 children) | Copy

I’ve noticed that people who are exceptional at one thing often suck at everything else. True mastery requires a serious time/energy investment.

[–]1Red_Pill_Brotherhood28 points29 points  (3 children) | Copy

Good observation. Very few people are well rounded.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy

I agree, but there is value in mastery as well. It’s all about having a good head on your shoulders

[–]1Red_Pill_Brotherhood19 points20 points  (1 child) | Copy

Certainly. You have to be a master of something, but you don't want to be inept at things like basic life skills and social skills.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed

[–]arcelohim0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks Fuast.

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[–]sniper19051 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

What do you mean he was good at basketball but sucked at NBA?

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[–]sniper19050 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah but there’s only 1 NBA team in Canada too, recent champs as well. My guy you good? Get some rest G.

[–]Studyr3ddit0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

y he beta?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Theirs a biography about him check it out, 4 out of 5 stars.

[–]party_dragon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

married 3 times to 2 women, do your math

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Classic nerd trope.

[–]HeresToTheNext2037 points38 points  (7 children) | Copy

She ain’t event hot bro. Wtf

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[–]mugatucrazypills2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

What can we say ? Dude has fetishes.

[–]Merica9112 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

She legit looks like an Anime.

Kinda makes sense now though. Between Elon outlook of the world, low social skills due to working 120 hours a week, and the mind altering prescription drugs he's been taking.

Not sure if he can identify virtual to actual reality.

[–]inittowinit7771 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Could you provide some more info on his prescription drug usage? This is the first time I'm hearing of it, and it sounds interesting

[–]Hamster_S_Thompson2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

So not my type.

[–]mugatucrazypills24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who cares ? He's not playing in the same league as anyone here. He is in a relatively unique position of being able to buy himself justice in the legal system. He's worth 30B and has a team of lawyers who can fight a rear guard action on as many paternity suits as he can generate for the rest of his/her/everyones life and beyond. Grimes better be careful or he'll add a nursery wing to one of his houses and she'll end up paying him her royalties each month to see her kid. Plus dealing with a slew of court filings arguing she's an unfit person. I'm sure Elon can get a restraining order on her if she goes too close to any Teslas. turnabout is a bitch

[–]Funkydirigidoo19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy

I thought she looked pretty young too, but she's 31!

Family isn't poor nor stupid, she has a good education, and has had some success of her own.

[–]Adach5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

she produces all of her own music. so much respect for her for that

[–]mugatucrazypills6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Grimes will be paying palimony by the time Elons legal team is done. If it's the same people who did the Tesla software agreements.

[–]Domebeers15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

I'll bet you a burger they stay married and have lots of kids.

[–]mickenrorty6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

I’m going to dm you my apartment details for an Uber eats burger delivery and make a ‘told you so’ post here the day the split occurs

[–]Domebeers0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

when she pops out his first kid I will smugly sit back and lulz

[–]kellykebab2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'll take that bet.

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

A cursory internet search and seeing a few images of her... the man could have chosen a much better looking woman to throw his life away with.

[–]Merica9110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

[–]Cryptomineand6929 points30 points  (5 children) | Copy

NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO OUR BOY. Its fucking hilarious how significant progress to the human race will be dismantled by a pregnancy trap. Think how bad this will change the course of human progress.

A space colony on mars in 20 years? AI? Nope! Got baby trapped and didn't have enough resources. LMAO

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy

This is his 6th kid he’ll be ight

[–]Throwaway-2424249 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Didn't he divorce his last wife for the second time and pay her like $10m? Dude obviously has a great legal team to clean up his questionable relationship decisions.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Because the law, is left up to lawyers. The best lawyers in the world get shit done.

Edit: remember this for your divorce or custody battles etc.

[–]alltherain216 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude's worth like 40 billion. He'll be fine lol

[–]PhaedrusHunt6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Elon can do whatever the fuck he wants.

He ain't afraid to next a bitch.

He actually seems pretty in control of the relationship.

Go Platinum.

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

[–]GrotusMaximus3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is the fucking dumbass who married the same woman twice and dated Amber Heard. ‘Nuff said.

[–]spider_13372 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Elon musk isn't even human. Its a cover up to distract from the fact that he lays eggs. Reptillian overlords won't fool me!

[–]moroots1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Elon is one of the all time great con artists and Tesla will one day be mentioned in the same breath as Enron

[–]brennyflocko1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

She’s a pretty successful pop star

[–]minnemjeff0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I wouldn't be so hasty to doubt his vibe if I was you vro

[–]mksu9110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Imagine being a billionaire and getting a 5/10 pregnant

What a weirdo

[–]Kabuki4310 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck then who's orbiting Mars in that Tesla roadster trunk lol

[–]cracksniffer6660 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I just see her taking a pregnancy test, and it testing positive, and her doing the "YESSSSS" from Napoleon Dynamite

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[–]mickenrorty0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Guarantee she’s already turned the manipulation for marriage up to 11/10:.. 6 months into baby life and he’s gonna be forced into it

[–]Bing_Bang_Bam0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This 100%

Within two years at the longest.

[–]sinklamp0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Elon is a typical autist cuck, why is anyone even surprised? Bitch saw a paycheck and cashed in.

Love the cars though lol

[–]catsdontsmile-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

How did she get knocked up? Popping holes in the condoms? She had to 1- not be on birth control 2- use no protection

They are millionaires, sounds off

[–]mugatucrazypills-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

Making things too complicated. Run of the mill baby-rabies. Elon DJGAF , probably rather enjoys busting a nut unprotected everyday in this EDM raver type chick and seeing if he can drown her in his seed to relive any excess frustration every time a robot crushes someone down on the factory floor. From his perspective Musk men don't live long anyways and can actually afford a mormon size family . So, Why the fuck not ? exception proves rule. Like Picasso said, "Not everyone can live like Picasso". Musk might be more paternal than Grimes maternal. Grimes might not even fight for paternity after the kid is done suckling, modern women don't do maternal and get bored. So much fufillment to get elsewhere or such.

[–]catsdontsmile-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Not everyone can live like Picasso"

Picasso never said that.



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