Alright queue up guys. (had to crop it for mobile users, in case it looks edited)

Borsao66 · 2020-03-12T23:38:11+00:00

My wish list: Green card, an open wallet and an anchor baby.

kyledontcare · 2020-03-12T23:43:12+00:00

You couldn't make this shit up

Ausramm · 2020-03-13T00:09:41+00:00

Lol. Someone wants citizenship.

MDMCrab · 2020-03-13T00:14:10+00:00

Wow! Somebody badly needs a visa and a blue-pilled idiot to bleed in order to legally stay over there. Lucky Aussies. Quite a valuable addition for the land down under.

DavidLoPan13 · 2020-03-13T00:19:43+00:00

A pathway to citizenship, is what she actually wants. Imagine what this type of person would do to you after she gets it. Fuck that.

noobie107 · 2020-03-13T00:41:10+00:00

the most honest female dating profile i've seen in a while

Thug_Nasty2 · 2020-03-12T23:56:54+00:00

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DreamDelving · 2020-03-13T00:21:27+00:00

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AskLwsTmh · 2020-03-13T00:55:29+00:00

This chick is fucking creepy

ThatDamnedRedneck · 2020-03-13T00:37:36+00:00

At that age I'm going to guess that someone's figured out that the 9-5 actually sucks, and life is better when you've got someone to pay for it.

PanderjitSingh_k · 2020-03-13T00:04:12+00:00

Looking for a starter marriage.

Beautiful_Dust · 2020-03-13T04:40:22+00:00

Holy fuck. I stumbled onto this reddit by mistake, but these women you're posting on here are certifiably retarded. If these are what are representing my gender, I want to be reincarnated as a cat. Fuck this

Rottinghere · 2020-03-13T01:07:38+00:00

"Only looking for a guy who's always infatuated wit me and marries me within a few months of dating (registry office) not here to entertain questions of why I wana marry etc it's just cause I wana. Any age."

Yup, sounds legit alright...

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-13T04:23:04+00:00

FDS angels / white knights are down voting posts again. I'd like a honest explanation from them about just WTF is going on with that dumpster fire. Enlighten us!

xx-Rain_Maker-xx · 2020-03-13T01:36:25+00:00

The saddest thing is that she will get someone

roman99789 · 2020-03-13T04:38:34+00:00

I get: permanent residency, anchor baby, financial support, housing, alimony, half your assets, and child support for 18 years

You get: a few months of sex with a reluctant 7

I can see why women hate prostitutes. Far better value.

busterbrown78 · 2020-03-13T00:48:44+00:00

Eyes on the prize, guys, eyes on the prize

Something_Chronical · 2020-03-13T00:53:51+00:00

She can go marry herself, apparently that's a thing.

skrt-skrt- · 2020-03-13T01:42:19+00:00

Fucken hell, soo blatant and shameless, some simp is probably gonna help this soulless idiot out

Natuasi · 2020-03-13T01:50:06+00:00

Even if her pussy turned into sunshine if you threw it in the air, I wouldn’t want her entitled ass.

bravboy · 2020-03-13T01:12:03+00:00

She is explicitly saying she wants alimony.

Nero9214 · 2020-03-13T01:43:12+00:00

This one actually made me verbally say "what the fuck". The sad thing is, she'll be inundated with messages.

AlphaOmegaIXXI · 2020-03-13T01:22:49+00:00

It's a trap!

jws755 · 2020-03-13T02:19:49+00:00

What does she offer beyond forgettable looks and presumably one round with her equally forgettable vagina?

More red flags than a parade in China....

No thanks.

KittensAndPizza17 · 2020-03-13T03:29:53+00:00

Wooow, that’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen. What a scumbag.

2020-03-13T03:34:13+00:00

funny thing is she WILL get someone who fits her bill. There are enough degenerates with deep pockets out there. When someone says Female Privilege doesn't exist, show them this.

wathon2 · 2020-03-13T04:12:33+00:00

Translation:

She's 23, found out that life is hard and work is shit. Doesn't want to be a corporate slave for the rest of her life. Now she is desperate to find a beta provider so she can have the easy life of a SAHM. Bet she doesn't cook or clean either, and will definitely get fat.

Cristoff13 · 2020-03-13T05:19:44+00:00

I thought this must be a joke, but on reading other comments I see she would be after a marriage of convenience to secure residency. The "must be totally infatuated" condition would be there to make it look like a genuine marriage.

Two problems though. Firstly, finding a simp willing to marry her. Secondly, fooling the immigration department. The second would be the most difficult problem. The immigration department is smarter than her and quite capable of distinguishing a real marriage from a sham marriage.

DeepestFire · 2020-03-13T15:25:17+00:00

Imagine obsessing over a 4

BigRatJoe · 2020-03-13T02:21:57+00:00

I live in Sydney too

DreamDelving · 2020-03-13T02:27:25+00:00

Her forehead is big enough that it has it's own magnetic field.

2020-03-13T02:38:34+00:00

Any age

#LOL

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-03-13T11:56:33+00:00

She wants to be “chased obsessively” let her go on safari and get out of the Land Rover.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-13T14:25:16+00:00

Choose me, me, me!!!! I get to work all day while you fuck, who knows on the side, until I cannot take it anymore, then you will take 1/2 of everything I made and then move in with Bob the Biker.

What a deal!

Fuck Off!

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-13T21:18:36+00:00

What she wants is only for hot women. She does not qualify.

goodj1984 · 2020-03-13T03:42:48+00:00

Some kind of Latin American/Middle Easterner trying to get to Straya? Just tell her ‘fuck off we‘re full’ if you want to mess with her. 🤡

genybother · 2020-03-13T04:43:06+00:00

Get the fuck outta here

rellik13xx · 2020-03-13T06:26:05+00:00

I'll give her credit for honesty, and knowing what she wants at a young age. Too bad she's too ugly to be entitled, and only makes demands while offering nothing.

RRFdev · 2020-03-13T07:10:15+00:00

Oh, look, a stay at home slob!

She is going to be a very hardworking homemaker. I can guarantee you.

expendablekerosene · 2020-03-13T12:30:20+00:00

I wana get married ASAP

This means hurry up and marry me 'cause I can only hide this crazy for so long. BTW, the spelling in the quote is hers.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-13T12:49:01+00:00

Wow what a psycho bitch. Also, she definitely isn't anyone to be obsessed about. With her list of demands you would expect some knock-out goddess, not some average looking THOT.

noobie107 · 2020-03-13T20:26:46+00:00

$20 says shes pregnant

Fist_of_the_mad_gods · 2020-03-13T02:56:43+00:00

You mean nobody has snatched this prize up in the 8 months since she joined? Impossible! /s

chewis · 2020-03-13T03:24:12+00:00

wana

HNutz · 2020-03-13T03:54:53+00:00

She just wants to USE a guy.

realhuman321 · 2020-03-13T03:59:35+00:00

Has been a member for: 8 months

Fucking hilarious

rebelauthor · 2020-03-13T04:22:50+00:00

Like Pippin to Jordan, like Kobe to Shaq, this will be a hard pass.

CityFarming · 2020-03-13T04:38:43+00:00

my god and she’s not even remotely attractive

2020-03-13T05:12:03+00:00

This bitch is delusional

Dipdrizzle · 2020-03-13T06:37:35+00:00

Didn’t know POF did Mail Order

Screambloodyleprosy · 2020-03-13T06:43:13+00:00

She wants to stay in Australia, but it doesn't work like that. You'll need to prove your relationship first and roughly 3 years of it.

akihonj · 2020-03-13T07:10:00+00:00

Let's face it, she's looked at what her life is going to be and, stared into the abyss, thought fuck that I want some dickhead to cater for my life.

I'm a princess and should be treated as such, but let's face it she's already announcing just how lazy she is so it's not going to be treat her like a princess and you'll be treated as a prince, no it's going to be treat her like a princess and she'll treat you like dog shit

AurelianWay · 2020-03-13T07:46:56+00:00

What an unattractive 23 year old. The fivehead is a nice touch too. She rolled the genetics dice & came up snake eyes. As usual her profile is a laundry list of demands with nothing to indicate what she brings to a relationship or why a man would even want to wife her up. I feel sorry for the blokes who have to deal with this garbage in NSW.

remembadaname · 2020-03-13T08:24:20+00:00

Holy shit wtf entitled shit did i just read?

rvail136 · 2020-03-13T10:28:55+00:00

She's looking for citizenship and an anchor baby. As soon as she has those, I guarantee that she ditches "her good man".

Harambiz · 2020-03-13T11:14:58+00:00

Sounds like a catch if your a 60 year old with a big bank account and she signs a pre-nub, she did say “any age”

coldsteel86 · 2020-03-13T12:02:08+00:00

She has an underlying agenda, as soon as she gets what she wants she is a GONER!

gofortheko · 2020-03-17T22:57:58+00:00

I want to make fun of her, but an ugly slightly overweight woman can pull 340 followers really speaks to the thirstiness of men.

ipurge123 · 2020-03-13T01:02:56+00:00

Bait

NightGuy8 · 2020-03-13T08:10:47+00:00

When’s the wedding bro?

californiawaves23 · 2020-03-13T03:03:12+00:00

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Title	Alright queue up guys. (had to crop it for mobile users, in case it looks edited)
Author	hetlevenzuigt
Upvotes	516
Comments	113
Date	March 12, 2020 11:36 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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