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[–]boredbitch2020FDS Newbie138 points139 points140 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I work in pest control so men have literally nothing to offer me
[–]burpleseaurchinFDS Newbie80 points81 points82 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Tbh most of my exes were more afraid of bugs than me... 😒
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Same! My ex was afraid of Every Thing. He lived in fear of serial killers, rapists, murderers, etc. etc. We walked into his apartment once and when we opened the front door, the laundry room door jiggled. He freaked out, all scared that someone had broken in (even though the front door was locked when we arrived) and was hiding in his laundry room. I pointed out that sometimes one door in a room will slam closed when you open another one quickly. Bernoullli’s Principle. Look it up, scrotes. Anyway, he was cowering and shaking, all afraid that a murderer was hiding in his laundry room. I said, “There is no one here! Go open the door and see!” But Mr. Man was too frightened. He said something about going to get his gun. 🙄🤏🏽 So I walked over, ripped open the laundry room door, flipped on the light and walked in. Even did a twirl to show him i was still alive and well. When he saw that I wasn’t being murdered, then he relaxed. So much for men protecting women. He talked a big talk, but needed a tiny woman to save him from a potential killer.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So not sexy.
[–]honeybeerollFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WOW I honestly cannot imagine a more useless kind of man 😂
[–]StellarSunDanceFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dildo's and vibrators > Any dick in existence.
[–]artistaajoFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, 70% of women can't orgasm with a dick. So that tweet should change to just "headaches"
[–]ijustwannabefree-FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true! I was thinking the same - the only thing they have to offer is drama and headaches.
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What bugs is he talking about?? My kitty is a vicious hunter and she always protects me from any insect!! 🥰 I always reward her with so many treats afterwards
[–]EntireTadpoleFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My cats provide me with hours of amusement.
[–]Davina33FDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unlike my ex boyfriend, my cat doesn't stink out the whole bedroom when we wake up together in the morning. I get cuddles without the expectation of sex and she doesn't make a mess. Animals are pure.
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex was terrified of bugs. Roaches spiders ants anything. I had to kill them all. He never would've survived a night stranded in the woods let alone an apocalypse. Super unattractive. Sorry that I like the gender norm of a man being able to step on a roach.
[–]Mella_20FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like they only take from you. I don't know what a man can give me tbh 🙄
[–]GoddessIxtabFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
My cats have always exceeded men in terms of usefulness, just a fact.
[–]MulticoloredCatMugFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the bugs in my house are cute.
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