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Anyone get the "Not tonight, I have Corona Virus starting" rejection yet?

by MassiveLeftist | April 01, 2020 | askMRP

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Edit: I actually want to see what men are going through with Corona Virus, so I am making some edits.

The Corona virus fucked up a lot for me, gym closing, near fatty food all the time, and being cooped up with a bunch of little kids is pretty rough.

I ended up gaining about 5LBs, and actually working more than normal.

What I'm working through with the Virus:

  1. Lost my Gym
  2. Lost being able to escape, and being more flirty while away
  3. Lost majority of hanging out with my friends, I had been working on reconnecting with other men / friends.
  4. My hobbies have closed down.
  5. I work outside, since I am able to WFH, and let me kids play all day long. Its pretty nice seeing them play.

Positives:

  1. Showing, 2x daily still, keeping my hygiene up.
  2. Still styling my hair, and wearing nice clothes. Not sitting in PJ's all day.
  3. Letting the kids play more than normal
  4. Badass home gym now
  5. I realize how bad her gaming actually is. She games all day and the kids just run around like crazy kids.

Trying to game has been horrible:

  1. Kino is harder now, actually. She is locked up all day, at least before she would come out and visit me for 10 minutes when I got home from work.
  2. I don't see women in public any more, can't do any type of mild flirting for practice
  3. Been cooped up for weeks in the house, bunch of kids running around.
  4. It was easy to accept no, has she finally started her periods again.
  5. I tried to flirt with her, tried kino, and I suck at these things now. When I tried to initialize , she declined, so I gave her 3 options of... couch, bed, or shower, she can pick one, trying the MMSLP, but I have no game and it failed.
    1. Her dull stare went on for about 30 seconds... looking at the wall. She had the look of "how the fuck am I going to get out of this".
    2. 30 seconds later, she gets a cough. then coughs more, and more....She then googles for symptoms of Corona virus... and tells me she thinks she has it.

The funny story...

I'm not a dick, so yeah, I made some tea, got her vitamins... etc

I knew she was lying. How the hell did you get sick when we haven't been outside in weeks, and zero packages have come to our house, lol.

She keeps sitting doing a slow cough.... Mind you, no coughs all day, and she has been video pc gaming all day.

She got up to the bed room, and ... zero coughs for 2 minutes. She walks back out.. coughs start again.

Now that I am aware of Hypergamy and my years of Beta.... I can see how fucked I truly am.... or am not rather.

Edit #2: I have a lot of work to do to fix myself for sure. As we sit and watch TV, zero coughs for about an hour now.


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Title Anyone get the "Not tonight, I have Corona Virus starting" rejection yet?
Author MassiveLeftist
Upvotes 19
Comments 74
Date 01 April 2020 06:08 AM UTC (3 months ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/359747
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/fstzje/anyone_get_the_not_tonight_i_have_corona_virus/
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[–]RStonePT[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children) | Copy

No, god no...

If I got that line not only was I told to be blue balled but that my girl thought me a fucking retard, and I've had said as much before kicking her out of the bedroom for a quarantine.

My question is why do you put up with this at all?

You're on my watchlist now, if I don't see something other than gripes in your next post (any of your next posts) I'll show you how the internet treats an MRP newbie who can't run a MAP because of coronavirus.

[–]TheBlockedUser24 points25 points  (4 children) | Copy

Cucked by machines and now cucked by Corona...

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

Probably cucked by the neighbor soon enough.

[–]TheBlockedUser2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dont forget his dog as well.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Adding to the list. Previously cucked by: vibrator and PC.

[–]z2a1-90 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

lmao

[–]SepeanRed Beret14 points15 points  (5 children) | Copy

Bro, this isn’t a subreddit for sharing “lol listen to my wife’s silly excuses”. The words don’t matter. You’re unattractive, she makes up some reason to not fuck. There’s no new info in that, no question, nothing of value to you or anyone else.

Do the work. Improve. In your situation, you failed to mention what you did, so I expect you did nothing except feel bad yourself and post here for sympathy. The correct response was A&A and LMR techniques.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

What is A&A? I see - Last Minute Resistance. A display of ASD immediately prior to closing

Actually, re-reading your post here... and checking out the Acronyms... damn I need to learn to game... its so strange trying to game the wife, esp when they have zero interest.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2zckqu/updated_glossary_of_terms_and_acronyms/

[–]SepeanRed Beret6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy

A&A is agree and amplify, basic shit testing https://illimitablemen.com/2014/12/14/the-shit-test-encyclopedia/

But you REALLY need to read the sidebar. The basic playbook is covered in MMSLP. NMMNG and WISNIFG has good tips on assertiveness, arguing and dealing with the self destructive tendency to please - those books are essential for pushovers and nice guys.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I listened to the audio book of MMSLP, and WISNIFG, I think I need to actually read the book and try to practice them in person.

Yes, side bar and weight are my top goals, I am about 40-ish % done with MMSLP. MMSLP is really sticking with me, but I am reading not listening to it.

Edit: just read your link. It was a Corona Shit Test, and I failed bad.

[–]AnyHead1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I listened to the audio book of MMSLP... I need to actually read the book

MMSLP is really sticking with me, but I am reading not listening to it.

Within the same comment. Not sure if you are just a habitual liar or honestly confused, but either way - you should work on that.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Miss type. I do not have a audio book of mmslp. I have a audio book of nmmng and wisnifg.

I actually read mmslp and reading instead of listening makes a huge difference.

[–]FoxShitNasty838 points9 points  (10 children) | Copy

Stick to your goals fatty:

Goals:

  1. Lose 20 LB

  2. Get more defined

  3. Get a 6 pack

  4. Read all of the side bar

  5. Frame, I don't fucking have it

  6. Captain, not here yet

  7. Stop getting but hurt on rejection.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children) | Copy

Yeah, for #7, I didn't get butt hurt in person, I made tea, gave her a massage and helped her to bed. Beta moves but if shes not feeling well, I'm not a dick.

I just don't believe her, shes not sick.

As for #7 for real, fuck yeah I was butt hurt, thats why I ran to askmrp... I thought it was the funniest rejection to date.

[–]FoxShitNasty836 points7 points  (8 children) | Copy

I made tea, gave her a massage and helped her to bed. Beta moves but if shes not feeling well, I'm not a dick.

By your own judgement you think Corona virus is something she made up to get out of having sex with you. She games and adds little value to your life based on your post. Yet you reward this behaviour. However It's a fine line to tread. If she's legit unwell and needs your help sure (you judge)

It sounds like and I could be wrong that video games offer her an escape from life. An escape from you.

Lead her on an adventure or at the very least give her a list of things to do and reward her by allowing her to have her game controllers back.

[–]weakandsensitive5 points6 points  (7 children) | Copy

I made tea, gave her a massage and helped her to bed.

Hahaha. Does his shit sound familiar?

[–]FoxShitNasty833 points4 points  (6 children) | Copy

Lol absolutely, not anymore I'm t-total on the comfort front. I give it all to the dog now :)

Edit: not having sex with the dog, just being 100% clear

[–]RoccoPinkman1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Edit: not having sex with the dog, just being 100% clear

That actually made me lol. Your never going to live that down (I hope)

Your in the uk too right? How is it by you? Not too bad here but the town I live in is fairly small.

[–]FoxShitNasty831 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah I work in healthcare but not front line. I'm in a large town, Local hospital seeing more and more active cases daily with accute respitory problems. Button down the hatches and weather the storm. It's going to be a while.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

As long as your dog consents; who are we to judge?

[–]wkndatbernardus2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ruff means ruff.

[–]JL-Picard0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

We are what we are, and we're doing the best we can. It is not for you to set the standards by which we should be judged!

[–]PersaeusRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

No shit you stupid bot

[–]Balls_Wellington_Main Event + Coronavirus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

My wife is exposed to that shit daily and we are fucking almost every night. If she wants you enough nothing will stop her.

[–]HeckleandChide5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy

Why would you make her tea, get her vitamins, and give her a massage for lying to you to get out of sex?

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

It is more of a realization for me, like opening your eyes the first time and seeing hard truths around you.

She woke up today.... "Oh wow, that tea helped, I feel a lot better".

I see the bullshit, and I am the only one who can change... to change my life.

[–]ChokingDownRPRed Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

She woke up today....

"Oh wow, that tea helped, I feel a lot better".

If you had any game at all you'd have fucked her after she said that. "Of course it helped. Dr. MassiveLeftist did it again. All you need now is this (whip out your cock) Vitamin D to get you over all of this"... At least a man with a wife who is attracted to him, could pull that off - could you? If not, get the fuck to work.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I cannot pull that off yet, "the kids are awake", "I havent brushed my teeth yet",

I understand she is not attracted to me, attraction would not need an excuse.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando8 points9 points  (4 children) | Copy

She has B.R.S aka Beta Repulsion Syndrome

Symptoms:

  • would rather invent an illness than fuck you

  • would rather dildo her cunt than let you near it

  • would rather avoid you than spend time with you

  • spends her days daydreaming about what she would do if you died of Covid and how she'd fuck the handsome doctor who tried to save your life but failed.

[–]hack3geRed Beret5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

My wife used to have all kinds of ailments that resulted in not wanting to have sex - she seems to have made a miraculously recovery on all fronts.

Though I’m having a new issue because she likes to use the excuse that her pussy is sore and raw from fucking and that’s why she would rather me cum down her throat. If anyone has a solution to that I’m all ears - I think maybe I’m still not attractive enough. It’s very frustrating.

[–]tom-anonymous1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Though I’m having a new issue because she likes to use the excuse that her pussy is sore and raw from fucking and that’s why she would rather me cum down her throat. If anyone has a solution to that I’m all ears

Waiting for /u/red-sfpplus to recommend anal.

[–]hack3geRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Haha usually her ass is sore too - I fuck it whenever she isn’t too sore but she can’t handle anal all the time.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You're not wrong here.

[–]redwall923 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Dude ... you care too much. And you're patting yourself on the back for caring exactly the correct amount ... like your pile of caring is worth something.

Don't you understand? She doesn't want your pile of caring. She doesn't want you. She doesn't want what you want to give her. So stop trying.

You do you ... there's this little dial, this knob. And sometimes, you've got to turn it up to 11 to get where YOU need to go. You're not going to find your own frame and run your own life unless you push that dial farther than it was meant to go in "normal" situations. You're pendulum is so far fucked up that you're going to have to push past the middle you're looking for just to get to the middle you seek.

Problem is ... you care too much about what's there in that relationship for you. And you're letting life pass you by. You shouldn't care that her train isn't going the direction you want it to go. You should get your train moving in the direction that suits you the best.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This comment really made fucking sense to me.

You are right, I have been reading mrp and still focusing it into only her.

I mean, I focus on my own goals, but my own covert contract is still the end goal of her... and that's wrong and unattractive.

[–]Tyred_Biggums3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Not tonight, I have Corona Virus starting"

Hahahahahaha.

The Corona virus fucked up a lot for me, gym closing, near fatty food all the time, and being cooped up with a bunch of little kids is pretty rough.

So Global Pandemic is inconvenient for you... as it is for everyone else. Suck it up. Figure out what you can control: you can still exercise, you can put the fork down, and you can change your mindset.

I'm not a dick, so yeah, I made some tea, got her vitamins... etc

Oh... so she really may be sick and you're not a dick.

I knew she was lying.

Wtf. Your actions are not congruent with your thoughts.

As we sit and watch TV

Go somewhere by yourself and read a sidebar book.

You fucked up by caring and failing the shit test. Even calling her out with an "I know you're lying" would have been better than what you did. I probably would have gotten up, grabbed a can of Lysol and started spraying her side of the bed teasing her.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

So smart, lol. Next time I'll lysol her.

We watched tv, but I was just sitting and reading mmslp. I don't ever really watch tv... it cant keep my attention.

[–]QueenSlapFight7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy

Make the children fight to the death to thin out the herd.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Her Corona Virus is going to thin us all out.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Darwinism will win out.

[–]eddielovett2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Have you tried being a bit of a dick? She seems worthy of it

[–]tom-anonymous2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Her gaming all day while the kids run around is no good.

I bet she'd fuck Chad even if he had Corona.

[–]PersaeusRed Beret2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

You don’t have breath on each other in doggy

[–]gettingmymojobackRed Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

We call it COVID style at our house now

[–]Grimsterr3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Da fuck did I just I read?

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Made some edits, mostly curios about how you handle corona virus, then added my funny story.

[–]AlohaMaui8083 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You handle Corona the same way you handle anything else not served to you on a fucking silver platter in life - own your goddamned shit faggot.

You whined about all these "inconveniences" that happened "cuz corona guys" and not once, not even in these comments, have you mentioned or even hinted at what you're going to do to start taking control of your own pathetic excuse of an existence.

You have nebulous goals like "lose 20llbs" but no path (and no MAP, let alone Mission) on how you will get there.

"I will lose 20lbs by having some self discipline and recording everything I eat on the MyFitnessPal App starting today, and I will eat 500 calories below my TDEE until I hit my goal weight"

That's a goal that outlines concrete steps on how you will achieve it, not a worthless white flag flapping around "lose 20lbs" sounding like the tired new years resolution that you gave up on Jan. 4th

[–]RoccoPinkman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Bro you more of a whiner than my Girlfriend! Has your account been hacked by a woman?

Next time you come here why not start with all the positives!

Your negative mind frame will be infections, lead by example.

P.s let the dildo buy her vitamins

[–]Don_Draper271 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Go for walks if you can. Being your kids along and invite your wife each time. Just be mindful that right now we’re going through the biggest pandemic of your lifetimes. Every single person is struggling and dealing with it in their own way.

Do you video call family friends? Do so once a day. Play some sports with your kids if you can and try and keep everyone active. A 10 minute walk with your wife can really turn things around.

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

We have bikes, I will fix the flat tires.

[–]SuperCrazy071 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

How is showering even on here?

Is that something that you didn’t know you were supposed to do?

[–]ChokingDownRPRed Beret1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL @ "I'm not a dick, so yeah, I made some tea, got her vitamins."

The fuck you doing, man? Sounds like she does nothing but sit on her ass and play video games. She probably gets more feelz from talking to online nerds than hanging out with your weak ass.

You've made zero progress. She doesn't give a fuck about your tea and vitamin fetching beta ass.

[–]Redrover8570 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

My wife is only 31 but is having enough symptoms that they actually tested her and we are on 7 day quarantine. I told her I guess we’ll have to fuck with her face in a pillow for a few days.

Edit: *only 31 in the sense that she’s young to even be approved to get tested for Covid.

[–]tightsleeves0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Everyone has said the important things;

But why are you showering two times a day? How bad is your genetics that this is a requirement for you? Seems way to excessive for a normal person; especially if you are WFH and not getting 'outside dirty'

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Shower (water only) in the morning. Wakes me up.

Shower (soap) after the workout.

My hygiene is pretty good, in general.

[–]wkndatbernardus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Think I hear the Wu Flu wah-mbulence in its way.

[–]savageinthebox0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I get it every night from my wife. Before that it was “social distancing”.

[–]Poley040 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Boooo hoo hooo

[–]stoicstephen0 points1 point  (10 children) | Copy

Mods, this guy needs a ban.

[–]tom-anonymous0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

Maybe you're right. 2 askmrp posts in less than 2 weeks.

[–]cdogg750 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy

the brother has questions...otherwise this subreddit is just a circle-jerk of know-it-alls

[–]tom-anonymous0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

You sound like a millennial. Back in the 80's we were always told to stop being a pussy. Look what happened when adults stopped telling kids to grow a spine.

[–]cdogg750 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

back in my day, when someone came with questions, answers followed. There is nothing spineless about asking questions.

[–]tom-anonymous1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

There is nothing spineless about asking questions.

Agreed - but when you bitch and whine about how others respond, that's being a pussy.

[–]cdogg750 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

making a comment does not constitute bitching and whining. Oh well. You do you!

[–]tom-anonymous0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Dude, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. You're complaining and whining like a bitch. Own it.

[–]cdogg750 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

LOL

[–]MassiveLeftistCucked by Machines 2.0[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I think differently. The brutal comments and PM from my few askmrp posts have been so beneficial in terms of changing a complete feminist beta to open his narrow mind to alternative ideas.

[–]tom-anonymous0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Good man. Women don't get wet over feminist beta's kissing their ass. Feminism is one giant shit test.



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