A Lovely Karen

NomadofExile · 2020-04-07T12:07:20+00:00

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coomer_1352 · 2020-04-07T12:24:25+00:00

This is obviously a parody

goodbye2017hello2018 · 2020-04-07T11:54:40+00:00

Lol "ex pornstar". That means she has AIDS.

yeshdufuga · 2020-04-07T12:34:24+00:00

Obvious satire

Stripotle_Grill · 2020-04-07T12:38:50+00:00

This has to be a fake profile. You can't check that many boxes and still be free outside of jail.

orwasaker · 2020-04-07T12:53:26+00:00

Definitely a parody, I'm both captain obvious and Sherlock

ademmiller93 · 2020-04-07T11:52:02+00:00

What a catch. I am sure there be lots of men lining up to meet her high list of requirements

alexdiezg · 2020-04-07T13:06:29+00:00

This must be a troll Twitter account. I refuse to believe otherwise.

Shoopdawoop993 · 2020-04-07T14:19:58+00:00

I think this is satire

Frogsindrag · 2020-04-07T16:16:57+00:00

No, this is troll for sure.

TheRabid · 2020-04-07T20:09:52+00:00

BINGO! My card is completely filled with trigger words!

DreamDelving · 2020-04-07T12:59:21+00:00

Such a catch and she didn't mention her obesity.

PolesWithGoals · 2020-04-07T19:11:37+00:00

Y’all need to learn how to tell the difference between legitimate vs parody

Saltytimr · 2020-04-07T19:53:24+00:00

ex terrorist, drug kingpin, revolutionary, racist, animal lover, animal hater

spacebubbletea · 2020-04-07T13:24:45+00:00

Are Karens born as grown, middle aged women with kids and issues?

Diogenes-- · 2020-04-07T13:40:30+00:00

Was she trying to come up with red flags? I suspect this is genuine, and just... jesus christ o.O That's like if a guy's profile states that he rarely dresses or bathes, preferring to play WoW in his tighty-whiteys and declaring no chicks over 25 or over 125 lb. message him.

Scalermann · 2020-04-07T14:49:58+00:00

Okay no way that’s not a LARP account.

two_goes_there · 2020-04-07T15:02:00+00:00

I read this to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Taranis_Stormbringer · 2020-04-07T17:18:31+00:00

C'mon guys, it's an obvious fake.

Findsyourshit · 2020-04-07T17:22:57+00:00

Wow, she checks all the boxes...all the red flag boxes!

mvlock · 2020-04-07T17:26:04+00:00

her name is Karen

Im out

xeq937 · 2020-04-07T17:43:18+00:00

Instead of 3 choices and "pick any 2", this is more like 13 choices and pick any 7.

Ryakinfist · 2020-04-07T18:43:48+00:00

I actually had to think about this before dismissing it as a troll.

ugluk1 · 2020-04-07T12:07:00+00:00

Ugh. Yeah.

mc_md · 2020-04-07T12:42:34+00:00

Suicidal gun owner rings a little hollow.

saintkatelyn · 2020-04-07T15:14:07+00:00

Let’s face it she was too dumb to be a stripper more than half a day.

toolate4redpill · 2020-04-07T15:24:22+00:00

There is no such thing as a "Suicidal Gun Owner" and still be alive

Guns are REALLY, REALLY effective at many things, and this is one of them.

geo_gan · 2020-04-07T15:47:15+00:00

I didn’t see her list of demands though.. does this mean she is not picky 😂

Thetrvler · 2020-04-07T15:55:47+00:00

It’s sad that women have become so bad you can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-04-07T16:54:00+00:00

She's just looking for her Millionaire/Astronaut/Ex-Convict/Olympic Gold Winner/Snuggletron/BeachBum to live in his summer Mansion.

Totally realistic.

korowjev · 2020-04-07T16:56:00+00:00

How does she pass NICS?

jonnytechno · 2020-04-07T17:44:02+00:00

Look at the size of that fucking neck lol

Charmingaxelotl · 2020-04-07T18:27:56+00:00

MakaleaIsMyDogsName · 2020-04-07T21:10:53+00:00

She's either the biggest troll or the biggest troll!

Stupyyy · 2020-04-07T21:22:23+00:00

She left out "bat shit crazy"

ShortWarrior · 2020-04-07T21:24:58+00:00

Lesbihonest, the only porn she was in was with her husband on a blank VHS tape.

obiwanmoretime · 2020-04-07T21:41:19+00:00

Not a lot to recommend her

2020-04-07T21:46:29+00:00

I believe this fills out my card for Ratchet Bingo, where’s my prize?

laptopdragon · 2020-04-07T21:56:27+00:00

major doubts on the *star...

HikageBurner · 2020-04-07T23:10:35+00:00

I see more red flags than Karl Marx could ever imagine would rise.

2020-04-07T23:18:25+00:00

If she likes Call of Duty, I'm in.

MRMRising · 2020-04-08T01:13:11+00:00

This is fake........right? I mean it has to be, I dunno, fuck, April fools?

OK, someone is taking the mickey. Bravo good sir, this is well done, whoever you are.

Gmontiel716 · 2020-04-08T01:41:15+00:00

That’s quite a Resume Karen.

88mmAce · 2020-04-08T03:40:53+00:00

suicidal

depression

Gun owner

Well now I know it’s satire

CaptainjustusIII · 2020-04-08T12:28:09+00:00

is this a troll account its to perfect

SirKolbath · 2020-04-11T21:41:41+00:00

This is an example of how men and women are different and women think we are the same.

I wrote complete balderdash in my Tinder profile. Seriously. “I consider asphalt a mortal enemy.” And “I once ate a three pound block of cheese in one sitting.” (Actually, that one is true, but nobody really understands how much I love Swiss cheese.)

I got matches with women who clearly hadn’t read it and matches with women who had but thought it was hilarious.

She’s trying to play the same game, but since women aren’t funny, she's falling on her ass.

asssuffocation23 · 2020-04-12T07:47:15+00:00

That description actually made me laugh out loud

digital_dreams · 2020-04-13T03:20:05+00:00

I kinda appreciate her honesty and bluntness.

chadofnazareth · 2020-04-15T20:31:33+00:00

oh my god we found our unicorn boys! The best of everything the worst has to offer. (cums in pants)

Traksimuss · 2020-04-07T11:58:18+00:00

This is on level of that 80 year old granby who was expecting her prince. Ewww, thus Karen is so creepy.

Jabronskyi · 2020-04-07T12:34:07+00:00

This record is ridiculous. Can't believe such a Karen actually exists

gsb5150 · 2020-04-07T13:00:18+00:00

That black box hiding her face is still not big enough to hide her double chin.

Beecher-Frank · 2020-04-07T13:25:25+00:00

And don’t even bother if you’re not at least 6’6” and have a 7 figure income.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-07T13:43:27+00:00

I don't know. That's a hint of NFL linebacker neck.

-SicSemperTrannys- · 2020-04-07T13:52:33+00:00

I've eaten too many food leftovers in my college years and I have to inform you that this is not leftovers. Trust me, I know.

This is fucking nuclear waste even a Thorium reactor would refuse to work with.

thefilthyhermit · 2020-04-07T14:11:38+00:00

Damn. She lost me at gun owner.

unsurelife83 · 2020-04-07T14:17:36+00:00

Yay! Found the perfect description for the word “Karen” to submit to urban dictionary.

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-09T22:13:17+00:00

A perfect example of WHY I have zero sympathy for when I see/hear them crying about being lonely (Gayle King, anyone)?

maruadventurer · 2020-04-10T00:23:15+00:00

Jeeez. A hailstorm of personality failure. Only thing missing is her astrology sign.

MarinTaranu · 2020-04-07T14:31:15+00:00

Just my 2 cents, but, if she is suffering from depression, shouldn't she stop drinking, and maybe, get rid of her firearms because she can blow her brains so much more readily?

Title	A Lovely Karen
Author	PaddySey
Upvotes	801
Comments	80
Date	April 7, 2020 9:59 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fwhv02/a_lovely_karen/
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