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[–]rocko2000233 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I don't mind eating pussy as long as I've been with a girl before and I know she's clean. Assholes, meh, not so much.
[–]DangZagnut34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I can understand pussy, it isn't particularly known for it's lethality (although it can destroy your life) but the ass can literally kill you.
[–]TrueProfessor25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Eating pussy literally gives you throat cancer.
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[–]ejhockey10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/hpv-transmission-during-oral-sex-a-growing-cause-of-mouth-and-throat-cancer-201306046346
Also, see Michael Douglas. He ravaged deep-dish pussy through the 90s and 2000s, and now has throat cancer.
[–]shuttup_meg6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Technically, he ravaged deep-dish, but got the cancer from the virus left there by all the penises that put it in there.
[–]TrueProfessor2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
(??)
[–]MarkAurelios0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes but not really.
when people talk about throat cancer and pussies they are reffering to a variant of the HPV virus transmitted via oral, sexual intercourse. This particular variant of HPV has been lonked to an increased chance of throat cancer.
The causal leap to eating pussy= throat cancer iant verified.
[–]slamdunktiger867 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya HPV eaten = throat cancer
Ask Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas.
[–]RealToasted24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Being on this subreddit and thinking that any woman is clean. Yikes
[–]MGTOWManofMystery13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just don't get the obsession with eating assholes nowadays. Feel like I'm an alien visiting a weird planet in which the beings eat each other's dirty shit, etc. Yuck!
[–]Batman_MGTOW6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the same as you even though I have watched some very intense bdsm porn many times, I dont understand why guys are so eager to stick their face in something that is filled with STDs and that has been rammed through by tons of different dicks already. I would never give oral to a woman because I find it disgusting and always have, if that meant she wouldnt give me any oral, I dont mind but we all know anyway that this isnt the case, bitches tend to give blowjobs to guys who dont go down on them.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmmfao
remember this:
“You enter a Subway store, and it's deserted, slightly too cool to be comfortable, slightly too damp to feel clean, and slightly too bright to be inviting. There is one lonely employee, who sheepishly pockets their tiny electronic escape window as the sound of the door drags them back to reality. They do their best not to look at you for those awkward 10 seconds while you walk to the counter before you're close enough to order. They give their greeting, ask you what you want, you begin scanning their workspace.
The bins of raw ingredients are sitting askew, separated by steel walls, yet careless hands have dropped some of each on all the others. The preparation area is littered with crumbs and bits of lettuce, maybe the odd olive or onion piece here or there that has wedged itself into the crack between the food trays and the cutting board. This could have been cleaned up while nobody was here, but minimum wage buys minimum effort. For one second you wonder how it got messy in the first place given the lack of customers. Maybe it's staged, like those first few pennies in a homeless person's hat.
Do you want it toasted? You do, so you spend a minute in silence with the stranger you disturbed, waiting for the bread to be sanitized. You feign interest in the cookies while the infrasound hum of some overworked piece of machinery builds to an unscratchable itch just behind your forehead. The toaster mercifully releases its hostage, and it is splayed open before you while you call out soggy vegetables to abuse it with.
You observe as the employee assembles your sandwich, making sure to painstakingly put each ingredient on only one half of the sub. You ask for sauce and they squeeze it out of a disgusting rubber nipple, then toss the bottle back into its bin like they don't want to touch it either. It weezingly inhales the kitchen scraps and windex aroma that permeates the store. Are they wearing those gloves to keep the food clean, or their hands? You pay, the sandwich heavily sags into a flimsy garbage bag it doesn't really seem to fit in and is handed to you.
You walk into the light of the sun. The colors suddenly seem real again and you become aware of your breathing because the air outside feels rich and life giving somehow. The distant memory of tasty subs that brought you here lingers just beyond the edge of clear recollection, like an old
acquaintance whose face you can't picture anymore. You carry your catch to the car that your bank owns.
When did it get this bad?”
[–]BobbingForBunions1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even after an enema.
Exit only.
[–]some1thing1[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/580465/
Disgust instinct
[–]DangZagnut5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I more just don't want to lick shit off a girl's ass. I guess I'm vanilla.
[–]hakoonamatata90 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or macdonalds, or basically every bad fast food outlet.
[–]Logandanielsboi39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m glad someone called her a whore
[–]Thirtysomething201931 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just take the pizza and leave
[–]tankforwin0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha I agree, don't need a disease.
[–]rocko2000227 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pizza definitely
[–]manbaby176922 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Pizza is never as good reheated, I guess the same is true for women but she is already leftovers
[–]Prototype_Grendel10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh snap. Came here to say pizza, but you said it better than i ever could
[–]Jax_Gatsby3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
> Pizza is never as good reheated
It is if you put that shit in the oven instead of the microwave.
[–]manbaby17691 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you suggesting we put women in the oven?
[–]RememberGoliad18361 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Correct. What I would suggest is if you have leftover pizza and have to put it in the fridge don’t reheat it, that ruins it. Just eat it cold, it actually tastes pretty good.
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[–]swhitney1865 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m hoping you’re talking about her ass, because if your pizza has hemorrhoids... we’ve got a more serious problem.
[–]explosivebagel022410 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would you literally eat shit when you could have a delicious pizza that could probably feed you for at least a couple days?
[–]terminator6128 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll take the pizza
[–]DavidLoPan135 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So attention starved.
[–]nixonnate324 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😤 nose exhales really hard
Silly woman, assholes are for pooping, not for eating. Pizzas are for eating. 😛
[–]snguyen_934 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you have zero personality and all you have to offer is your ass.
[–]JustNySpace1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are whores, over paid social media whores.
[–]Falko-Von2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These hoes will do and say whatever for attention.
[–]MASTERoQUADEMAN1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good buddy, Whore has turned into another W word... “Woke”
[–]greyslopp0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like I always say
No fucking way im eating pussy or ass
[–]Frze5120 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ngl that pizza looks good..
[–]Equivalent-Craft0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eatin asshole. No thanx. I had thus chick lick mine once. Felt like a wet fart. Not for me. 🤣
[–]King____David0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Young ppl are into it
[–]Saucyboy71710 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that pizza grease all over her body. She needs to take a shower
[–]KUL-DANK0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha
[–]LotBuilder0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You guys kill me sometimes. Her ass is probably cleaner than the pizza. 😂 True sluts actually take great care of their pussy and ass because that’s how their bills are paid. They prep with enema’s knowing they are going to take it in the ass. They pay careful attention to the vagina ph and clean like crazy. Right before sex they excuse themselves and use Honey Pot wipes or something like that. It’s all a surface activity so normal hygiene applies. Throw some lube on there and go to town. The freakier you are the freakier they are.
It’s the less experienced girls you don’t want to go down on because they don’t have as good vaginal hygiene, their asshole isn’t waxed, etc.
[–]kayfab-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
that is a big ass
[–]JustNySpace7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fake.
[–]kayfab7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like most of those young cunts today, surgery and loans..... pathetic
[–]heyneso-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll pass. She probably smells like shit and I don’t like pepperoni pizza.
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