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[–]CSM_Pepper138 points139 points140 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
MensLib: Let's make it O.K. for men to cry.
Also MensLib: Yikes, sweaty! How dare you cry at Her Highness' special day, toxic shitlord!
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[–]lewdog0644 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
MGTOW is just for men to discuss their bad experiences and new resolutions for happiness. If yall want a toxic sub hit up r/veganradfem
[–]SexualRex10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Can Female Lab Rats be Victims of Patriarchy, Too?"
That shit is a real "article" 0.o
[–]warsie2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Link please lol
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[–]warsie0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks.
Hmm, I mean the article does have a point though.
[–]lewdog060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/veganradfems mb
[–]forwardthriller84 points85 points86 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
RIP Greg
[–]jmet8557 points58 points59 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's the irony of marriage. This Greg guy will not rest in peace. Never will.
[–]0signal024 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Death is more peaceful than marriage LMAO.
[–]Jarin0114 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He might rest alone though. In the spare bedroom after she decides that she doesn't want to have sex anymore and his snoring keeps her awake.
I mean bitch I learned to sleep through the sound of jets landing on an aircraft carrier when I was in the Navy, you can adjust to a little snoring.
[–]jmc25437 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He'll rest in peace once he's dead. I mean women are the leading cause of death in men.
[–]MeGoingTOWin52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This is so true...guy gets married and he loses almost all contact with friends, guy then has kids amd loses all contact with friends the suddenly has a life he loved with married friends with kids who they didnt know before.
[–]WaywardSon27059 points60 points61 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Yup happened to me and my childhood best friend. We were completely inseparable all the way from elementary to senior year of high school when he started dating his now wife. We still hung out from time to time I was best man in his wedding and our weekend paintball trips or 4wheeling became less and less. Then he had a kid and then another and it’s been years since I’ve seen him. We usually send a message to each other on our birthdays to catch up but that’s about it. I ran into him the other day at the gas station and we talked for a good 20 mins before his wife started honking the horn and telling him they had to go.
[–]CertainCrow120 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Dont live in same town anymore. Used to call each other occasionally and email.. was less when we had our first kids.. now he's had 3 and somewhere between 2nd and 3rd contact stopped completely. . He was only childhood friend I felt I still had a fair bit in common with. Thought about visiting him a couple times bwore and missed the 10 year hs reunion. Man.. makes me feel lie contacting him now.. I'll have more of my own time soon..
[–]WaywardSon27014 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it’s heartbreaking man to lose a life long friend like that. Idc if you wanna hang with your wife/girlfriend but usually they do and it’s bullshit. And I’d love to hang out with my friend again but he’s not the same person and to be truthful neither am I but it just sucks that this trend has gotten so many guys and when they wanna reconnect they don’t know how because they’ve both changed so much over the years. Never hear a guy getting jealous of his girl hanging with her friends.
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It’s because when women hang out in groups of only women, they do really boring shit.
When women want an exciting night out, they go places where men are to get hit on.
[–]BunnyCyber4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True
[–]freeagent_6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if you just live with a woman, you lose all contact with friends. I have been there.. I lived with an ex almost 4 years. Damn, it was a big mistake. Then i understood that having true brothers is more important than being attached to a woman in a house.. Thirsty simps still think that having a stable pussy is much better.
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
this is actually why I went my own way with male friends too. Most dudes only hang out when they are single. They will keep hanging out with couples dates and stuff but being as I am single, there is no chance of that. so fuck dudes too.
[–]KumonRoguing21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I always went out of my way to never be this guy. Then soon as my friends are dating someone I'm left to dry.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
same. I was in a relationship for 8 years and I always showed up when a friend asked. Admittedly its easier to do when you dont have kids, but still, I always showed. I would even go to strip-clubs if the friend wanted to go- something that is basically impossible for most men in a relationship. I lived my life as if I was single around my buddies, while in a relationship, but I would never cheat and I think my partner knew I wouldnt. Obviously it worked for almost a decade.
I got tired of men and women. Im just me now.
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[–]LotBuilder4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It’s even more awkward when you are divorced and happy and have money and slam hot girls 15 years younger and your house has all sorts of fun shit. Your buddies wives really don’t like them seeing how freedom looks.
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[–]LotBuilder5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The difference between a well preserved 65 year old man and a well preserved 65 year old woman is staggering. I have a 76 black guy that works out at my gym and in a sweat suit with a hat on he looks late 30’s. If he takes his hat off he looks older but still nothing like a 76 yo lady
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[–]LotBuilder2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Now you have so many guys doing TRT and HGH it’s more and more common. That guy is the oldest right now but there are a bunch of 60+ year old guys that are studs.
[–]LogicAllArround23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why men wear black.
[–]Count_Morrel22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]mimiczx22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The funny thing about marriage is that in all my years it's only women that try and push it. All my married male friends tell me every time I see them how lucky I am to be single and just be able to do whatever I want. You really can't stress enough how awful marriage sounds.
[–]WaywardSon27013 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I used to make this joke all the time now when I have to go to the wedding 9/10 time I unintentionally say funeral first lol people just look at me like I’m an asshole lol good thing i don’t go to many funerals anymore. Oops I mean weddings.
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My girlfriend wanted me to go to her cousin's wedding with her. I refused, and told her the truth, that I was now fundamentally against marriage. I won't ever get married again, so why go to someone else's wedding?
I had a fun weekend with my son, playing computer games, eating pizza, etc.
[–]WaywardSon2705 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well that sounds like a hell of a weekend. Who wouldn’t wanna do that with their kid over dressing up in some uncomfortable clothes smiling at all the bullshit and lying through your teeth “oh you’ll be so happy” lmfao good on ya brother for standing your ground.
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think that was the weekend I had 53 kills and 2 deaths in Battlefield 4. Playing GTA V online with my son, and being a decoy by baiting and angering other players so my son could sit on the top of a hill next to a boulder and snipe them when they chased after me.
THAT.
Or hanging out with a bunch of people I don't know to wear "uncomfortable clothes" as you put it, all the while realizing what (boring) bullshit it is. The honeymoon is bullshit too, but that spectacle would be at least more entertaining to watch.
The irony is the gf ended up not going to the wedding, and ended up spending the weekend at my house. So I got laid, too.
[–]WaywardSon2703 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a win win to me lmfao
[–]JihadNinjaCowboy11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"A wedding is just a funeral with cake".
My favorite quote from "Rick and Morty".
[–]the_ultimate_salvaje[S] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!
[–]Rottinghere7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣
[–]Solo_and_Simple7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Poor Greg. He's fucked.
[–]the_ultimate_salvaje[S] 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
After he fucks her she is going to fuck his bank account.
[–]Dorinus27 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Riches to rags
[–]FightClubHamster694 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I ever get invited to another wedding I’ll do that for sure
[–]freeagent_5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage : You take a child to Disneyworld and it's fun for awhile.. then the child gets bored and throws a tantrum.
[–]TheUser4215 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WEBTOON is a great app. It has a ton of stories and even interactive ones.
[–]Phantom_Spark4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A wedding is just a funeral with cake. It happened to me, and your father and it’s gonna happen to you.
Don’t do it Morty. Rise above, become a man of science!
[–]badaboomxx3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is me in all my friends weddings.
[–]Ton-Alexys3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s true
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As a Greg this describes a lot of my good friends when I get a girlfriend. Everyone says single Greg is the best Greg.
Ngl... Never felt bad for those stupid cucks for falling into the trap of marriage,regardless of being my friend or not
[–]Mr_Exotic23 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is how true friend speaks!
[–]Brewding3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me lol
[–]TimothyStinker2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hahaha! This is a good one! Do you mind if I post this on the Facebook I think Jeremy would really get a laugh out of this one! I have a cataract and the dog is having his flea treatment soon, sending my love to you and the family x
[–]the_ultimate_salvaje[S] 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t mind at all.
[–]MaiGahd2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao fuck. This made my day. Thanks OP
[–]Ezco4141 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]Wardedbilledanteater1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage back in the fifties and early sixties were good. Usually. In 2019 marriage is a prison sentence if you are male. My best advice for companionship is buying a few cats and dogs.
[–]MSP_Generalist1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Without a wife, a man is incomplete... With a wife, he's FINISHED.
[–]jmc25431 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I gave a buddy a crown Royal bag as a wedding gift so he had someplace that he could keep his balls safe when he gave them to her, he found it hilarious. Her, yeah not so much.
[–]SizableChungusNRG1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not only will Greg not rest. He will also not be in peace
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