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[–]crityouallday[🍰] 63 points64 points65 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Jokes on him, he does not own her. It's just his terrible turn.
[–]mae199511129 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He's renting her.
[–]hrm0894[S] 32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
For only half my life savings and all my sanity! Seems like a good deal, no?
[–]l3orn8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's a timebomb
[–]arjundevendrarajan0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like a dysfunctional time bomb
[–]LotBuilder5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they were just useless then they wouldn’t be so dangerous. They are not an asset or just neutral /useless... they are a huge, huge, huge liability. When they sink their teeth in you (aka marriage) you will wish they were just useless.
I say this as someone that loves women. I wish I wasn’t but I am an incurable pussy hound. But don’t marry or live with them.
[–]IThinkThisIsAUser5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love it
[–]MrBluePill4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
According to my marriage, my testicles.
[–]Throw-The-O1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Explain this to me guys. Why not just give all of your possessions, money, etc. to a family Me never or best friend that you can trust with it over your wife. Then divorce them and when they go after your shit you don’t have anything. Sorry guys. I know a “friend” who was wondering.
[–]teslaistheshit[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Courts don't give a shit. My ex required past 2 year tax returns and all bank accounts. Even hired a forensic accountant to go through my shit. Hiding assets is a risky move because once the judge finds out you're in contempt or at least guilty of fraud.
[–]Throw-The-O1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if you’re married it becomes contempt. God damnit. This fucking justice system is a joke.
[–]femabuse0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have to agree, its my fat ass cow. before anyone gets all in a huff about not "owning" it, I would like to state that its coming up on 23 years of it being my 24/7, no limits, pain loving cunt..
[–]mollyhannan0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Get a divorce you piece of shit
[–]femabuse0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever FT.
[–]southern_turkey0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...Bahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa!
[–]_Hambone_0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this post and wanted to so bad say something like this ...but I don’t have a wife XD
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