Summary: Charlie, from Two and Half Men, explains how you should attach yourself emotionally to any pussy sources you get.

Body: Most of you are familiar with the series called Two and a Half Men. Charlie Harper is the embodiment of a man who loves women but keeps his distance and enjoys a stress and pain free life. In this scene his nephew comes to his asking for advice about a girl who gave him a cupcake at school. Charlie goes on about how he shouldn't get emotional towards a woman who offers something you like, like a cupcake (ie Sex). Don't get attached to any cupcake, and when the cupcake drought hits you hard, open up a box of Ho Hos.

Note also that Charlie's behavior and ideology was linked to misogyny ( fucking feminist narrative), and how he can't have an emotional connection with a woman due to his Oedipus complex ( fuck you Freud).

Lessons Learned:

  • It is OK to have sex with a girl without having feelings for her.

  • When in need for sex, don't cling to one source. Use the free market.

  • You will be labeled misogynist if you go after what you want.