10 reasons why you should adopt a dog:

  1. Companionship.
  2. Attracts women when you are walking your dog.
  3. Will make you happy interacting with your dog.
  4. Will give you a new activity to work on.
  5. Will give you a strong reason to invite the woman inside. I had a first date with a woman and the only reason she came inside was to see my dog. We fucked.
  6. Everyone loves dogs. Even most psychopaths. That's why they bring out dogs during finals week to relieve stress.
  7. Will motivate you to go on walks outside and explore your nearby area.
  8. Will give you a reason and something to talk about with women.
  9. Will display that you are responsible.
  10. Dogs are awesome, and having a dog in your life will bring you friendship, happiness, and joy.

Adopting a dog is a responsibility that cannot be taken lightly. These are living creatures. They cost money to take care of. They require attention and care. But if you are up to it, I highly recommend you consider adopting a dog. Especially an older one, uglier one, or neglected one. Those are usually the ones that are best behaved and give the most love.

Friendship, loyalty, attention. Dogs have a lot to offer.