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FactCheckOnTheFly
[–][deleted] 287 points288 points289 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When someone blocks you after telling the truth, you win.
[–]Bastinglobster118 points119 points120 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They hated him because he spoke the truth
[–]Veortox-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like potus
[–]Tybonextreme90 points91 points92 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
It’d be even funnier if they weren’t from the same man.
[–]EvilPencil93 points94 points95 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
That's actually possible. And no, I'm not joking.
[–]generalissimo_jones19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. I've heard of it happening. Probably fairly rare.
[–]Aquilam0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Rare, and yet it still happens. Just think about the number of women for who it would be possible if they weren’t on birth control...or didn’t have 2 eggs that dropped to be fertilized.
You need a very specific set of conditions and yet it still happens.
[–]generalissimo_jones0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well the biggest black pill i ever had was on some red pill site where a guy pointed out that false paternity rates meant that somewhere between 10-30% of children were conceived in a woman who had the semen of at least 2 different men sloshing around in there... In a lot of cases probably MORE!
Women are disgusting.
[–]Aquilam0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can’t remember the article, but there was news about how a lot of these genetic testing sites are causing families to split up from the number of cheating wives it exposed.
[–]Tybonextreme19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. For fraternal twins
[–]Sir_manalot11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh modern society.
Now married men can get cucked by two men at once.
[–]MattFoley791 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I saw it happen on Maury... also not joking.
[–]EvilPencil1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I found this one... Don't know about the follow up, and it didn't prove the twins/two dads, but it did prove that mom got around. I cracked up when she started bawling her eyes out (no beta bucks??? REEEE!).
[–]anonymaccount6664 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes it is called 'heteropaternal superfecundation'.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Googled? Haha
[–]FeedMeMore2277853470 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty funny lol
[–][deleted] 65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Although this is funny, those laughing emojis actually gave me cancer.
[–]vicsj2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it was originally posted to terriblefacebookmemes or something like that.
[–]zryan356439 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I have a cousin like that. 3 kids all different guys. She's only 28 and she was never married to any of them.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFly[S] 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She doesn’t need to marry them she can marry the government.
[–]davisyoung22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She can marry the government but it’s the taxpayers who will get fucked.
[–]AverageLedditor8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so not her...
[–]zryan35641 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not the government job to pay for he accidents
[–]generalissimo_jones3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have a cousin like this. Although amazingly her kids are very well behaved and she has a soy cuck beta husband to raise them. Not quite as disastrous as some i've seen. I credit her fathers influence.
[–]zryan35641 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I credit her fathers influence
Aka her father wasn't around? If so my cousin's father wasn't around either.
[–]generalissimo_jones0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually he was. The problem was her useless neglectful alcoholic mother. Her mother took custody of them and would abandon them for weeks. My cousin basically ended up looking after her siblings for increasing amounts of time until she walked to the local police station after her mother had been gone for 2 weeks and demanded to be taken into care. She then went to live back with my uncle. He managed to run 2 businesses and raise 3 children one with special needs alone.
My cousins children seem quite well adjusted.
[–]Overcast3026 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whenever someone at my work says they're expecting a kid I say "I'm sorry". I have found that's the fastest way to destroy rapport.
[–]Dragofireheart2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd laugh.
[–]Helstromme6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, future problems.
[–]BlueFreedom4206 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Worth it.
[–]CommanderSmokeStack7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage!
[–]champuradopapi4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oof
[–]koyaanisqatsi91 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literal facebook post, funny but more cringey I’d say
[–]Origami841 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buuuuurn
[–]faith_crusader1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it at all.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She did. All of it.
[–]faith_crusader0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You mean she finally didn't slept with another man ?
[–]Svartanatten1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Twins doesn't necessarily have the same father...
[–]korowjev-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Unless they are identical
[–]Svartanatten-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, thank you Captain Obvious!
[–]Youreadditt1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really hate that emote.. It seems to only be used by people laughing at their own jokes.
[–]frikabg0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dude... twins can be from different dads its not impossible ;)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This meme template makes me want to bleach my eyes
[–]xiaoxiao120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Told her everything she needed to know right then and there.
[–]daniel13324-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
If your own cousin blocks you because of a joke, she’s trashy. Lmao
[–]AverageLedditor2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well if what he is saying it true then i think that shouldnt be a surprise
[–]magx01-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was no cousin. Just a fake story so he can get the joke out.
[–]AntiAbleism-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth hurts.
[–]ducaati-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha fan-freakin' tastic.
[–]Revorob-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal!
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
harsh but fair.
[–]Gravy_Gecko-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage.
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