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This better not have been any of you

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by NihilistMonkey on /r/TheRedPill
01 April 2017 06:47 PM UTC
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So it's Friday night and I'm practicing on my piano, smoking some weed with a plate (former LTR but demoted for bad behavior) when she starts commenting about how hungry she is. I've got plenty of food at my place but she doesn't want to cook. She wants pizza but is broke and I'm not interested in spending any money.

She jokingly says "You think I can convince my friend to buy me a pizza and drop it off?" I'm not really paying attention, sure yeah whatever, I think nothing of it. An hour later lo and behold, this dude shows up with a pizza, chats with her for a few outside, and leaves. Even in my inebriated state I'm a little dumbfounded.

Apparently he originally wanted to take her out to pizza but she told him that she was chilling with me that night, and he settled for a kiss on the cheek as payment. So this dude knew she was staying at some other guy's house, pays for and delivers a pizza to said house, then leaves.

That's pretty much it, not too much to be learned from this other than "don't be that guy." I don't normally make posts but this little event stood out to me and I felt the need to share.



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Title This better not have been any of you
Author NihilistMonkey
Upvotes 1134
Date 01 April 2017 06:47 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/42329
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/62umq1/this_better_not_have_been_any_of_you/
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654 upvotesRed_pill_20172 years ago

Even when I orbited a girl for over a year and was at my worst I would never pull shit like this. Poor guy.

121 upvotesjackandjill222 years ago

I know girls who've referred to dudes like this in private when they're not around as "sugar daddy's or pushover's" because they're aware he has no chance but he doesn't .

15 upvotesRedPope2 years ago

Sadder still, most of these guys aren't clueless. They know they have no chance. But they've fooled themselves into thinking they don't have any other course. Zero abundance mentality, 100% oneitis, and covert contracts, all rolled up into one miserable pile of shame. Knowing they're failing, but not knowing why.

upvotesSJHammer2 years ago

Is that what a sugar daddy typically is. I would have thought the arrangment be 100% better.....I give you money and take care of you financially to some degree(varies on both their parts), and you bend over whenever the fuck I want and be extra slutty for me.

6 upvotessalezman122 years ago

That is what a sugar relationship is. Women who wanna get sugar but don't wanna give any sugar are called rinsers.

33 upvotesbeginner_2 years ago

Exactly. I just have a hard time to believe that. I was pretty much at the rock bottom in terms of dating but I would have never done something like that.

They have no pride and no feeling of shame, like public marriage proposals.

6 upvotesaznredpill2 years ago

Why are public marriage proposals bad?

52 upvotesanthero2 years ago

The failed ones make great youtube compilations.

1 upvotesBurlaczech2 years ago

if you are into cringe, then sure. it makes me feel really bad (but yea, I still watch it, I cant help myself. Just like watching other people get hurt makes me happy. I suppose the tragedy of others makes me feel better?)

11 upvotesbeginner_2 years ago

Because it's almost blackmailing her. She knows you will be humiliated if she says no plus she herself will look ungrateful to say "no" to such a "romantic" gesture. You are putting her on the spot in public.

It's not fair. And what is the point? You win nothing doing it. in fact you should not marry but besides that, you can only lose. It's just a stupid idea.

4 upvotesjvpewster2 years ago

I'm not big on marriage as a whole, but most non idiots talk about marriage before the actual proposal so they have a pretty good idea going in.

1 upvotesBurlaczech2 years ago

talking about marriage with a woman before proposal is like asking her whether she wants to sleep with you. dont do that, they dont want it that way.

14 upvotesLuckyluke232 years ago

it seems like every year they get worse and worse. thanks feminism you are doing a bang up job!

upvotesAcquin2 years ago

He's not a "poor guy" at all. He deserves all future cuckings in every way.

152 upvotesmenial_optimist2 years ago

This isn't a us vs them mentality. Those guys are people too. They're just still plugged in by inexperience and most feminist/single mom brainwashing. Most of us here were at some point around the same mindset as the guy in OPs story. A decent man would take the advice from the OP and genuinely hope that the bluepiller from the story one day wakes up and changes himself for the better.

-28 upvoteskarpathian2 years ago

Yes, but at the same time they deserve every second they get screwed. Just like I deserve every Pound I still haven't worked off.

13 upvoteskillking722 years ago

It's the equivalent of being brainwashed to the point where you do not think about your fat. The only thoughts are "damn stairs are hard"

29 upvotesGanaria_Gente2 years ago

Beta guys that get exploited like this are the inevitable consequence of living in a gynocentric society. Most of us were born into similar brainwashed lives​.

Men who get unplugged are just very rare. So I can't shit on this dude, knowing all of us were like him.

That's the power of brainwashing.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

The guy OP spoke about is a special breed of retarded. Let's be honest most of us even in our bluepill days wouldn't dream of pulling shit like this. I think the /u/karpathian is correct in saying he deserves every cucking that comes his way. It's people like him that get in government and make laws that further harm men in society as a whole. Extremely beta men like that guy are a danger to us all.

33 upvotesmenial_optimist2 years ago

Sure but reveling in that fact is just bad character.

9 upvoteskidjs2 years ago

I agree, he allowed it to happened. He does not deserve to be victimized. He is no way in heck a 'poor guy'. He acted based on his rationality, my friend. His act of 'kindness' was simply his best action at that moment.

2 upvotesvengefully_yours2 years ago

What. The. Fuck?

His act of 'kindness' was simply his best action at that moment.

No it was supplication to her, definitely not his best action. Jesus titty fucking crhist, do you even sidebar? Why are you here?

22 upvotesPM_ME_BIG_DUCK_PICS2 years ago

I think he meant it was his best action in his blue pill mind, not the best action objectively.

251 upvotesstrikethrough1232 years ago

Women know the power their pussies have over men. Any girl who pretends otherwise is playing you.

162 upvotesOhMy80082 years ago

not all women. all the hot ones know

19 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

please. i seen ugly, fat women on their mid 30s getting shitload of attention from men and using them to cook for them, look after their kid, shop etc. lol

46 upvotesZokalex2 years ago

This a power we men, give to them. We have this weird reverence to vagina

26 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

It's not wierd it's just fucking nature. It's like saying humans have a weird longing for good tasting food. It's nature, not weirdness.

3 upvotesZokalex2 years ago

It is weird, it's part of gynocemtrism. You ask a guy if he'll do anything ridiculous a girl asks in order to fuck her and they always reply: "pussy is pussy, man".

22 upvotesmc_md2 years ago

It's nature, dude. There's an evolutionary concept called the nuptial gift, wherein the male compiles a shitload of resources and hands it over to the female in order to fuck her. Happens across tons of species. We do it, too, but some of us are smart enough to realize what a raw deal that is.

8 upvotesdankvibez2 years ago

The thing is, it actually isn't such a bad deal. That's why it is done so much in nature. The problem is, NOW it is a bad deal. Technology like the internet has enabled dating apps, hook up culture etc. Also now females can actually acquire resources at similar levels to men. So it takes a lot more to woo them, and you get a lot less for it.

Also, the media portrays sluts as female "players", when they really should be shunned.

1 upvotesZokalex2 years ago

Aha, I know it's natural. But we humans should know better. Men who don't treat women like goddesses​actually get laid quite often and many times more than other men.

1 upvotesDysfunctionalBrother2 years ago

All power is something that can only be given.

1 upvotesBlemper2 years ago

Yes, he did it was going to take on, and respond to criticism generally is a fact.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

IDK, shit like this is more recent. Growing up I never saw shit like this. The fuck went wrong?

243 upvotes420KUSHBUSH2 years ago

Show this to any nice guy and I think it'll convert them.

upvoteskenpachitz2 years ago

Hahahaha.

Just be grateful you have no idea how deep in the blue pill rabbit hole you can get.

At my worst, I could have walked in on my oneitis taking Chad's dick in her mouth with cum all over her face.

My hamster would pull a Neo and bullet dodge the truth and I'd walk away still believing I had a shot.

84 upvotesexit_sandman2 years ago

This.

As long as a guy has any hope whatsoever that niceguying the shit out of a woman will ultimately bring the result he's told of all the fucking time (that one day she'll know what she truly wants and will remember that he was the only one who treated her decently), he'll continue to bend over.

9 upvotese4tshit2 years ago

This fucking website lol. We're all just rehabilitating each other.

3 upvotesBlemper2 years ago

The world is my oyster, as it were.

10 upvotesgood_guy_submitter2 years ago

If he went gay this STATEGY would work. But the bending over part would still apply.

34 upvotessadomasochrist2 years ago

No, that's what the purple pill is for.

"Oh, but she wasn't a good girl. NAWALT."

And you may be thinking "but that's just blue pill in disguise." Exactly.

10 upvotesLordThunderbolt2 years ago

Nah they'll just say that not all of them are like that and some day they'll find their "one" even if it means failing a couple of relationships.

81 upvotesakatsukirp2 years ago

haha. I once had a girl say "I'm sunday fundaying so hard, and since you aren't around can you buy me a pizza and have Dominos deliver it to me?" fuck no.

Be the receiver of pizzas, in college I had a girl send me a pizza while she was away =).

54 upvotesempatheticapathetic2 years ago

I saw a comment on here earlier today that was a perfect explanation of this behaviour. Don't expect them to feel shame for trying shit like this, think of them more as a door to door salesman. They're selling you affection or hope or whatever you're looking for and they're just wondering if you'll take them up on their offer/deal. If not, no biggie, was worth a shot. The difference is we've been sold the wrong deal in the form of the 'blue pill' (I hate saying that) so we don't understand they're just saleswomen.

51 upvotesakatsukirp2 years ago

They do sell hope. And like a good salesman they aren't butthurt when you say no, they don't even remember it, they just move on.

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

you should have just had it delivered with cash on delivery (as usual)

explain you figured she was too dumb to use the site

4 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

don't explain. just do it. It would a damn good story when you hang out with your bros

10 upvoteskrick3t2 years ago

I used to have a girl that would regularly send me food. Was awesome.

upvotesSeekerofOmniscience2 years ago

Jesus, this reminds me of the time I gave away one of my favorite jerseys to some chick in middle school.

upvotesobarf_bagzo2 years ago

When I was about 20, I gave my favorite shirt to my unrequited oneitis. The only time I saw it again was in pictures of her boyfriend wearing it.

60 upvotesmintman722 years ago

Ouch. Dude, that's just......ouch!

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Damn. That sucks. I would never give a chick a favorite shirt of mine. If she wants a shirt, she can have one of the generic Hanes black or white t shirts. Those things are pretty cheap and I can find hundreds of those in a freaking Target or any other store.

1 upvotesBlemper2 years ago

FULL of discussion on how strong the conservative culture is, women from conservative areas deeply internalize this and others don't.

66 upvotesGroundhogLiberator2 years ago

We've all lost sweatshirts here and there.

28 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Lol a week or so ago some chick tried to take my shirt and it was one I liked so I grabbed some crappy thing I hated and had her change into it at the door.

So she left her top over of course. Freaking girls always leaving shit over on purpose.

upvotesgood_guy_submitter2 years ago

Just tell her you tossed it because you weren't sure which plate it belonged to and didn't want the others to be jealous.

8 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

One girl asked me for my underwear. I only realized it was weird after I came

6 upvotesTommy_4072 years ago

Yes, we have but usually it's a plate taking a hoodie as a souvenir=]. I once had a plate take my NWA shirt and use it as bait that I would continue to see her.

Giving away a Jersey is different but I'm not knocking this guy we've all done blue pill things.

20 upvotesI_AM_CALAMITY2 years ago

If it makes you feel any better, once she got it she probably never looked at it again.

57 upvotesThePhant0mZ0ne2 years ago

Some chick I used to bang in college got pizza in exchange for a topless Snapchat pic. I told her to send me the Snapchat too.

51 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Send her 5 bucks, see what happens next!

upvotesZachar1a2 years ago

I asked for girl's number once, a barista I would chat up whenever I went for coffee. She wrote something down on a piece of paper and gave it to me. I just stuck it in my pocket, grabbed my coffee and left. Later I saw that it wasn't a phone number that she had given me, but the URL of a web site. I thought, whatever, I'll check it out later. When I did look it up, it was one of these gofundme kind of sites, and she had put up a page describing the trip to Central America that she wanted to take. Holy crap!, I thought. That was audacious!

33 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

"Maybe this guy will fund my fuckfest instead of taking me on a lame date."

21 upvotesWycked_x2 years ago

lol holy shit, audacious is an understatement.

11 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

I respect that. It is somehow admirable.

upvotesSJHammer2 years ago

fuck, i need this. honestly seen so many "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder recently, I'm debating between making one.

121 upvotesThe--Welshman2 years ago

I was talking to a girl in my Civil Modeling course (yeah, your as surprised as I am that there was a girl in there, and a fairly pretty one at that). She told me that in middle school this guy would try to give her a sandwhich every day at lunch. She refused, thinking it was his sandwhich, cuz she didn't even notice that he always had two (this guy was literally making an extra for her every day). I just sat there dumbfounded after that story. I mean, I had a beta phase, but my autistic tendencies made it pretty minimal (nothing very bad).

87 upvotesCesare_MA2 years ago

Smh giving away gains like that. When these guys gonna learn.

49 upvotesGearski2 years ago

Purpose > Gains > Money > Bitches

upvotesgood_guy_submitter2 years ago

Pussy is like alcohol. It's nice as a treat, after the the real work in life is done. But if you live for it, it will destroy you.

26 upvotesThe--Welshman2 years ago

This guy just summed up the real core of Redpill (or at least what it should be)

1 upvotesNickA972 years ago

You do live up to your name.

1 upvotesTommy_4072 years ago

That was a damn good quote.

87 upvotesSensei_Hensei2 years ago

You're cool with it knowing your address? It's kind of dangerous letting a betorbiter know where you and his soul mate lay your heads sometimes.

82 upvotesNihilistMonkey [OP]2 years ago

You're right about that. I was just saying yeah whatever because she kept interrupting my composition to talk about food and I didn't think there was a snowball's chance in hell of it actually happening.

Pretty sure I'm safe though, there are sad betas and angry betas, he's of the sad variety. Much more likely to off himself than me or her.

17 upvotesOzymanberg2 years ago

Fuck, that's really sad. Men who still think a soulmate is a good endgame are in for a bad time.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

side note: what kinda music you writing? tell me it wasn't a descending minor penetonic progression ???

3 upvotesLsegundo2 years ago

excellent point. Any dude willing to be such a doormat is obviously not right. He probably can't punch through a wet paper bag, but might snap and try to hit you with his car.

34 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Ouch. Just five more pizzas and he'll earn a free boob squeeze.

25 upvotesPM_ME_UR_RP_T_AWAY2 years ago

Lol, to get that he'll have to marry her

33 upvotescommander_zoidberg2 years ago

I think women's hypergamy is accelerating and i think the 80/20 rule is heading more towards 90/10. I think betas will get ever more desperate and do increasingly outrageous shit in coming years. Watch this space.

5 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

I find the SM to get weirder as I only participate out of lust for the hunt. I get my orgasm by paying for it. But then when I start gaming random girls, I notice an inflated sense of value in most them. Also, the competition is not even trying. They keep talking to the same girl for weeks on end without escalating. While I go for the number on the first meeting.

If it is going to be 90/10 any time soon, it would be the guys' doing.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

But then when I start gaming random girls, I notice an inflated sense of value in most them.

I have noticed this so much. I would consider myself a decent looking guy who is in great shape and at bars or clubs, even the ugly chicks are hard to hook up with. It's funny when you see disgusting chicks on dating sites with a long list of requirements and many of them are absolutely crazy.

It's getting to the point where I just want to focus on making as much money as possible and occasionally get my rocks off through a happy end massage or paying for sex. As pathetic as that sounds, still cheaper in the long run than pay for a crazy expensive engagement ring and possibly getting divorce raped.

5 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

As pathetic as that sounds, still cheaper in the long run than pay for a crazy expensive engagement ring and possibly getting divorce raped.

I don't consider the financial aspect of sex anymore. The best se I had was with prostitutes. They make you feel like a god among men and they do things to you that make you feel whole and satisfied. It is rare to find a girl who will suck your dick and take it like a chap, like a pro would do. Plus, you don't give a fuck about them which makes it more fun when you are with them.

I decided I would get a beat up car, amass as much wealth as possible, get a sick house, keep fuckign pros, then game hotties for the hell of it when an opportunity offers itself.

This may be the single most effective game plan ever. Sort of like the sexual market 4 hours week.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

I assume you meant beat up car. Depending on how much money I make, I really have decided I don't need to buy the most expensive car I can afford. Just a decent one that gets me from Point A to Point B and is fuel efficient. I don't even need a house depending on where I live. Just a nice 1 or 2 bedroom apartment in a city.

4 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

Righr on. I came to these conclusions after a long conversation with y uncle who is living the high life right now. He said to get the cheapest most reliable used car I can find. Get a small house that I can resell when I outgrow it. These things will give e the opportunity to travel, ride awesoe bikes and live comfortably well into my death bed.

2 upvotesJacksOnJaxOff2 years ago

There is something to be said about having a nicer car though. If you spend a lot of your life driving, then you really should invest in a car that looks good, drives good, and is comfortable.

But most importantly within your means.

3 upvotesbrewmastermonk2 years ago

Agreed. I think a lot of us dudes are MGTOW without even knowing it's a thing.

1 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

MGTOW is what got me to TRP. Now, I hate the label now. The idea is hee. Any man investing his fucks in his purpose anf life goals is legible to get a ton of pussy. but it seems the guys who made it an ideology and want to fight feminism gave away their right to the women and social dominance for lonely nights infront of an Xbox and a beer.

TRP is MGTOW.

upvotesSJHammer2 years ago

I'm still on tinder and just recently discovered TRP, but the number of "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder is ridiculous.

2 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

Good scam. Would do it if I was a female.

upvotesSJHammer2 years ago

I tend to piss them off when I match with them. Fuck I've considered making a female profile for this.

1 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

I guarantee you to make 50$ on daily basis. That's passive income lol .

100 upvotescashmoney_x2 years ago

"former LTR but demoted for bad behavior"

Oh, you guys.

-41 upvotesKing_of_20172 years ago

I know, this is exactly why TRP has a bad name...

83 upvotesSir_Distic2 years ago

This is exactly what you do. There are rules each man has. She broke OPs. So he demoted her.

32 upvotesHltchens2 years ago

You don't demote someone to a friend, let alone a someone you dated. Girls make horrible friends. Case and point, his story.

43 upvoteslipidsly2 years ago

Classic Hitchens

But no, you demote them to an acquaintance that you fuck sometimes.

20 upvotesLordThunderbolt2 years ago

He demoted her to plate status, which means non committed fuck buddy.

22 upvotesAarxnw2 years ago

Girls make horrible friends

Dude... Girls make awesome friends, why the fuck would you not make friends with a decent girl (personality wise) who you weren't attracted to? Female friends are an invaluable asset to have, sure they're useless in terms of reliability and loyalty and don't compare to male friends, but there are countless reasons to make plenty of female friends, as many as you can in fact. If you really need me to state a few then I will, but I shouldn't have to.

Girls that you've dated make horrible friends, if that's what you meant.

17 upvotesHltchens2 years ago

useless in terms of reliability and loyalty

Aka, they're god awful friends. Stop calling them friends because that's not what they are.

7 upvoteshappy_fart2 years ago

I'm going to agree just on the fact that female friends will do their best to hook you up with their female friends, that is, if they are truly friendship material.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Female friends are good to observe and reinforce red pill teachings.

11 upvotesWhisper2 years ago

You do realize that no one here cares, right?

21 upvotesWerkzeug812 years ago

A girl I was with had a guy from her dorm bring her "sleep over bag" which include pajamas and toothbrush. To a frat house... At 1 in the morning...

8 upvotesHumanSockPuppet2 years ago

Hope she changes those toothbrushes regularly.

11 upvotesOverkillengine2 years ago

She's scrubbin her teeth with something, and I doubt it is toothpaste!

34 upvotesMrBellsprout1232 years ago

I fucked some girl I worked with last night after a party. About 4 o clock in the morning she tells me her best friend is picking her up from my place. I ask her if he's gay, she says no.

13 upvotesmagikmausi2 years ago

Man, I thought I had settled into "beta" hood after getting into a serious LTR and focusing 100% on my business, but I was wrong. THIS is beta.

2 upvotesbrewmastermonk2 years ago

This sounds like what is supposed to happen.

11 upvotes5v1soundsfair2 years ago

Inb4 half the sub crucifies you for smoking the reefer. You naughty boy.

4 upvotesChadThundercockII2 years ago

I would have been happier if he smoked soe DMT and went all Buddha on her ass.

20 upvotesxthebatman2 years ago

Once I had a girl buy me groceries, and she had her bf unload them from the car as she chatted me up in the living room. It was strange. I felt kind of bad for the guy.

upvotesSPER2 years ago

That is super strange, I can't even imagine how this would all go down lol

5 upvotesxthebatman2 years ago

It was nuts. I didn't have sex with her because I felt bad for him.

7 upvotesbolupua2 years ago

Being nice worked for the bf then.

1 upvotesJaquestrap2 years ago

Doubtful in the long run though.

11 upvotesMan_Of_Many2 years ago

Oh wow the beta is too real... good for you poor guy probably thought he was getting somewhere.

32 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Life's precious moments are priceless, for everythingelse there is the American Pussy express mastercard.

8 upvoteszfighter182 years ago

Yeah, that is sad as all fuck.

11 upvotesFailingBillionaire2 years ago

What kind of piano do you have and what would you recommend for a total beginner? I started playing guitar 6 years ago, but would like to transition, because I am more of a piano guy.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Just go on craigslist and get a piano for free. Little old ladies give away beautiful acoustic pianos constantly as they downsize and get arthritis. Figure out your logistics beforehand so you can be the guy who can pick it up today - if you want to spend money, spend it on bringing a piano tuner with you to evaluate it before you haul.

6 upvotesWolffy932 years ago

Yamaha with weighted keys A grand piano is great, if you have the money and the ability to get it tuned every now and then

If not, regular ol yamaha weighted keyboard. Weighted being important. The contrast between Plastic and a regular piano is yuuuge

11 upvotesKaracmore2 years ago

Ffffffffffffffuck that hurt reading.

5 upvotesbutter_coffee2 years ago

There was a post I saw a while back (NSFW) where a girl sent this guy a nude with smileys covering the important parts and said "send me a pizza and youll get the rest ;)"

The guy went to the pizza website, got all the way to submitting her address info, then sent her the screenshot. He didn't buy the pizza for her. She didn't know and sent him her nudes, and after a while asked when's the pizza coming?

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

jesus christo bro....... That pussy must have some kind of power on these boys because cot damn. Just reading this makes me cringe and a little paranoid. Serious. Ol boy kissed her on the cheek. Meanwhile for all knows you could have just blasted sperm, or slapped your dick on her cheek bro.

Like I said the shits out of hand.I really think the amount of porn young males are watching has something to do with this whole phenomenon going on. I really do.

6 upvotesOneLifeSucks2 years ago

Free porn has dudes fucked up

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

I dont know mane, but I really think binge watching porn and masturbating excessively are not good things to do at all. A lot of these so called pseudoscience type things regarding masturbation and the effect it has on humans engaging in the behavior, might actually be seen as legit as time goes on.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

The fuck is wrong with young men? Is it just being raised by single mothers? What?

5 upvotesOneLifeSucks2 years ago

Single alpha widowed mom with 4 younger sisters. Surprised I didn't turn out worse.

6 upvotesMoonboots6062 years ago

That's sad and terribly pathetic. I'm no Red Pill guru, but any man with a semblance of self respect wouldn't go for that kind of bullshit.

6 upvotesNothingIsPermanent642 years ago

It's like feminism and the pizza company got a deal going on.

Maybe that's why most of them are fatties.

8 upvotesPraecipuus2 years ago

I hope you didn't eat that pizza. God knows if the dude came on it from the build up of getting a peck or something.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Holy mackerel what a little bitch, lol

Pizza boy of course

17 upvotescaptvic2 years ago

Yeah.. not sure if I believe this fairytale

17 upvotesGeminiEngine2 years ago

Nah, this shit does happen.

1 upvotesterereaholic2 years ago

But is it that bad? Are some orbiters that dumb?

I seriously can't believe it. I've been a mild beta some time in my life, but this low or giving free shit, hell nah dawg. The most I did for a girl was to buy a shot of tequila and I didn't even found her attractive, just out of total pity.

3 upvotesGeminiEngine2 years ago

Yes.

My first exposure, I was a senior in high school (14 yrs ago). A girl calls me to help with a tire change. I get there and her boyfriend is there. I check the trunk not only is there a tire in the trunk, so is a jack and 4-way. I started laughing and tell her that her bf could do it, he has everything. Surprised I did that, I was incredibly blue pill back then.

Recent exposure (2 months ago), my demoted LTR but we have a kid together, MY STUPIDITY. I told her I would be to tired to cook after working an unscheduled 12 hour shift. She apparently put a few posts out on social media and I come home to two guys who are confused about the other one being there, one with godfather's pizza and the other with some hyvee deli chicken. I grab a leg and a slice sit down and eat. I suggested they eat some too since they bought it but they felt uncomfortable staying. They understood helping me and my son's mother out since we are separated but trying to raise a good kid. Supposedly they had issues with the other one being there.

11 upvotesmachimus2 years ago

It does. I was with this girl for awhile and he used to buy her all this stuff, clothes, ice skates, you name it. I was skeptical and asked her if she knew he expected a return on all this stuff, she didn't care. I didn't care either, I just didn't want her to get murdered when he snapped.

6 upvotesAssMaster952 years ago

Nope if she wants it she's paying for it

3 upvotesBalldogs2 years ago

That guy was me, really hope you guys enjoyed the jizz I left for you under the cheese. Oh yeah, and I rubbed the bread between my shitty ass cheeks before it got baked.

What, you think you and that skanky ho got a free pizza out of me? I established dominance, you're my bitch now. David Icke is a lizard man.

2 upvotesThe1WhoCsAll2 years ago

This post got my crying man. What a reversal. Funny if pizza boy rubbed his dick and balls all over the pizza

3 upvotesLsegundo2 years ago

Huge red flag when a chic is that much of a user. Watch your back. You swallowed the pill, but she will "cut your throat" given the chance.

I'd demote to her parasite then block her number.

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Fuck i'm glad even in my blue pill days...that was never me.

16 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

former LTR but demoted for bad behavior

Some of you guys think you're so cool for saying stuff like this.

4 upvotesUltraCarnivore2 years ago

Having standards? Yes. Yes, that's cool.

5 upvotesInfiniteAscent2 years ago

Yep, she (cakeboy1995) should try it some time.

upvotessaladon2 years ago

Thats pretty sad for that beta boy.

But you can be sure she is probably kissing a lot more than that one guy.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Sounds like she is redpilled and playing YOU OP. I would watch out for this one. She is onto your tricks!

2 upvotesdiomedes7772 years ago

A few months ago my friend and I set up a Tinder account using a fake Facebook profile of a girl we made, just to test RP truths. In that night we had 2 men deliver pizza, ordered and paid for, to our house because we were "so busy studying" and we "promised we'd make it up to them".

I should really do a post about this because it was absolutely fucking mindblowing.

2 upvotesfingerthemoon2 years ago

You gave your address to strangers on tinder and scammed them. Smart move.

2 upvotesfakefalse2 years ago

I was chasing a girl years ago. We had two dates. Seemed to be going well. So I popped in to her work one day with two coffees. Figured it was a "nice" thing to do. She was in the parking lot with a co-worker and was being weird. I realized he was an interest of hers and that she was trying to protect her investment in him by brushing me off and being dismissive/disrespectful.

Stunned by this revelation, I found myself handing over the second cup, despite all this and was disgusted with myself. I hesitate just enough as I held it out, that as she went to grab at it I let it go and it fell at our feet.

I wasn't being malicious or trying to flip her the bird or anything. I was more concerned with not being a sucker and being able to look myself in the mirror.

7 upvotesMckallidon2 years ago

I wish my girlfriends had more guy friends like this lol.

53 upvotesSgtBuchanon742 years ago

Oh she does, young boy. She just doesnt tell you about it because theyre Chads. Sidebar.

-39 upvotesMckallidon2 years ago

Faggot who likes little boys with a month of lurking trolls and then tells me to read sidebar. Hilarious. This charlatan hasn't even limped into stage one yet and already projecting HAM. Can't even read. I say girlfriends, plural, and responds with she, probably because OP has only fingered one girl in his life.

Haha after reading your post history I shouldn't have even responded. Your trolling skills are at least as weak as your life game.

28 upvotesSgtBuchanon742 years ago

Are you going to lose frame or remain stoic like an oak tree? Based off projection, alphas dont get shaken up so easily unless it really hurt them inside. I have been here since all the reformed betas like you have completely ruined it. You are making a fool of yourself, young boy. I will only say this one more time, and one time only. Read the sidebar.

-37 upvotesMckallidon2 years ago

Didn't read. I don't rent space in my head to cucks and faggots no matter how badly they need to be validated.

4 upvoteskyledontcare2 years ago

You should have booted her out then.

4 upvotesmistajaymes2 years ago

what happened when you woke up?

40 upvotesNihilistMonkey [OP]2 years ago

Ate some leftover pizza and went to the gym

upvotesRiccoUSA2 years ago

So you ate the pizza and her

1 upvotesTommy_4072 years ago

Why was this downvoted? OK so even if he ate the pizza and her pussy that means he's captain blue pill overnight?

upvotesskankhunt-yon-juu-ni2 years ago

Dude's diet should be nothing but protein and vegetables. Downvoted because he ate pizza. I haven't had pizza in forever.

6 upvotesAarxnw2 years ago

Fuck that, pizza every now and then only hurts a fat person.

3 upvotesTommy_4072 years ago

OK, agreed regarding the diet however some of the younger dudes can eat pizza and still stay shredded. At 29, I cannot.

What's wrong with eating pussy?

2 upvotesjallfairs2 years ago

But but she's going to call me later.

1 upvotesSilentAlpha2 years ago

Now be very careful here that you aren't misinterpreting. They could have quickly set up their next fuck date whilst talking outside. Remember she's a plate so she's free.

1 upvotesAPSTNDPhy2 years ago

I'm thinking he got more than a kiss on the cheek.

1 upvotesmoontripper12462 years ago

Cool. I have a new goal now.

1 upvotesnonthaki2 years ago

OP, one advice to you about your girl. You should fuck such losers, but never have a relationship with them.

1 upvotesnuc232 years ago

Sorry guys. That was me.......

few years ago.

1 upvoteswilliesmokes2 years ago

Funny thing is that pizza boy is probably convinced and is bragging to his friends about how this girl is so into him and calls on him whenever she needs something.

1 upvotesRPAussie2 years ago

Reminds me of a game i used to play with a chick i used to see. We'd go out to bars and see how many drinks we could score off random chumps buying her drinks- she'd go ask if they'd buy her a drink, then order 2 and bring one back to me.

Fun times.

1 upvotesMrGriffdude2 years ago

I woulda ordered a pizza to their address and made them pay cash lol

1 upvotesAFPJ2 years ago

I don't think the creature this story is about qualifies as a "dude" or "guy", my man. Holy fuck.

1 upvotesfreeeid2 years ago

Thats the fucking rock bottom. You cant get lower. Bless him.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Chick is a whore lol. She kissed a dude for a pizza...scratch that, she has talked to a dude enough that they have a relationship so close that she has his number and and is willing to bring her shit. You are the chump as well...take you red pill. I hope you are man enough to to be self aware. We should build a subreddit around that idea.

19 upvotesI_AM_CALAMITY2 years ago

Wait! Women see sex and affection as a transaction? There should be a subreddit built around that idea.

-9 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

Why did you copy what I replied?

5 upvotesMizterUltimaman2 years ago

Oooh, comment section fight's bout to go down!

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

No fight, just an asset kicking ..good times goose times

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

I hope you realize that she blew him in the hallway for the pizza.

"chat outside and kiss"

lmao okay

he's probably just her buddy who works at dominoes who will bring her a pie for dome

20 upvotesSir_Distic2 years ago

You do realize that women don't have to put out, AT ALL, to get what they want from thirsty betas, Right?

Just keep them orbiting with the slim hope of ever moving forward and they'll be at her beck and call.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 2 years ago

I hear that, but as someone who could not have possibly been more beta - I still have issues believing that betas like the one in OP exist. Maybe I'm naive still.

2 upvotesrunwidit2 years ago

I'd bring a pizza to a friend, even one of the opposite sex, just because I'm friends with them.

Hard to believe, I know!

Comments like yours are the reason so many outside of this sub have an issue with you guys. You are just throwed off in a terrible way.

5 upvotesUrRealDad2 years ago

Friends don't ask friends to drop off pizza and leave. Doing so demonstrates a lack of respect for your time, resources, and companionship. If your "friends" are doing this, they see you as a sucker, not a friend. Don't be a sucker.

1 upvotesSir_Distic2 years ago

I'm working with a guy who is dating a woman. They met 2 months ago, she was 7 months pregnant. She gave birth Friday. He still hasn't had sex with her. So he's taking care of her while she's pregnant with another man's kid and already had a daughter from her marriage.

Trust me, worse men exist.

1 upvotesBlemper2 years ago

I tried what I have a regular schedule to go halfway across the Middle East.

1 upvotesbredleymertin2 years ago

That was me. I actually deliver pizzas

1 upvotesEarthExile2 years ago

I assume after that, he went home and cut off his own ear like Van Gogh? Or would that take too much self respect

-6 upvoteswhyalwaysm32 years ago

Highly doubt this happened. You have a former girl over and she's just casually sitting there watching you play piano? LOL okay... you know how corny this sounds right? The really sexy chicks aren't out chilling with dudes who are playing the piano, they're out with a real man. Unless of course you paid her to be there.

15 upvotesTommy_4072 years ago

Real men play instruments and do bad ass things with their hands. I agree piano isn't as alluring as let's say guitar, but if he's good at it then it works for him.

He never said she was super sexy. He said she was his ex gf.

Maybe their both Asian and their culture forces piano upon them as an instrument. Either way you're being a dick.

7 upvotesWycked_x2 years ago

As a musician that majors at a jazz school, the really sexy chicks love drinking wine and feeling classy beside a skilled musician. How much classier can you get than playing piano, having a joint and a couple of drinks?

By the way, it's the classy feels all for less than 15 bucks.

1 upvoteswhyalwaysm32 years ago

Joint, playing piano, couple of drinks... LOL unbelievably corny. No wonder you're on this sub trying to figure out how to get girls and keep them. Here's a hint; don't be so fucking cringy. No woman in this world thinks it's sexy that a man can play the piano.

I'm an MMA fighter, and you play the piano, who do you think she wants to fuck and go home with? 🤔

1 upvotesWycked_x2 years ago

Probably me, because im not on steroids.

0 upvoteswhyalwaysm32 years ago

Lol deep down you know the truth.

0 upvotesWycked_x2 years ago

Deep down, I couldn't give a mammoth's final shit.

5 upvotesSoccerGuy4202 years ago

Highly doubt this happened. You have a former girl over and she's just casually sitting there watching you play piano? LOL okay... you know how corny this sounds right? The really sexy chicks aren't out chilling with dudes who are playing the piano, they're out with a real man. Unless of course you paid her to be there.

you should try being good at music sometimes, it's a lot of fun ;)

I play piano, guitar and sing.. girls come over and ask me to play songs and never want me to stop. a "real man" lmao. You know how many bitches would bend over backwards to fuck musicians? Too bad they're not real men hahah.

1 upvoteswhyalwaysm32 years ago

Yeah actual musicians. Not some self absorbed social retard playing the piano after inviting a girl over. Lmao so corny!

7 upvotesWolfofAnarchy2 years ago

Real men do whatever the fuck they want. Seriously.

You're completely on the wrong track.

4 upvotesWiiWynn2 years ago

Dude... just... what?! This is some ignorant shit here. I don't play any sports, workout just enough, but play the fuck out of guitars and piano.

Right now, I'm recovering from a threesome with LTRs. Every man has their strengths if they know how to use them. Don't hate because you're tone deaf.

1 upvoteswhyalwaysm32 years ago

Who the fuck invites a girl over and then plays the piano while she sits there watching? Do you know how corny and cringy that is? 100% positive it's a made up story.

Also I'm not "tone deaf", I'm just socially aware enough to know how cringy that is.

-10 upvoteswheresMYsteakAt2 years ago

That was me bro, the pizza was purchased using a dnm cc I bought for 1 dollar. Sorry, when you get a text "pizza = blowjob later?" whats a man to do? Also clean your bathroom up a little, it's disgusting.

4 upvotestheONE8436632 years ago

Why the downvotes? This is pretty obvious April fools bait.

5 upvoteswheresMYsteakAt2 years ago

It had nothing to do with April fools, it was a dickhead joke to show that sometimes "that guy" isn't the beta you think he is. In the scenario I said , the OP could be "that guy" that provides a place to chill, weed to smoke and comfort and the dude he thinks is a beta could just be some dude that bought a bunch of pizza with a stolen credit card and dropped one off to her. He may have even fucked her in OPs house before. He's an orbiter and she told him that it's for her in OP and he chats for a few moments then leaves....ok bro. That's what she told you.

If there is something I've learned about women it's when they will sometimes be .....less than fully honest about other guys. He's either a "real man" who is the super boyfriend that is so good to her friend or he's the little dick loser. Many readers will recognize little dick loser, hes the guy that she cheated on you with but then went back to you. When she dumps you, you suddenly have the little dick though.

Just seeing way too many posts where the OP is the alpha and the other dude is some beta schmuck and it's not (only) because I don't believe the OP it's in many cases probably truly how they feel but its usually because the female has made them feel this way.

Let's take an honest look at the OP. He's with a "plate" that he admits was LTR but he demoted for bad behaivor (which means other guys), on a Friday night , at his house spending time with her to the point of while he is practicing a skill/hobby he enjoys ,instead of sending her home he lets her linger.

3 upvotesbredleymertin2 years ago

There's a million angles too look at from. End of story is both are betas cause girl gets what she wants at the end using her pussy as currency.

6 upvotestheONE8436632 years ago

Joke or not... Delivering pizza to a bitch at another's place is always beta. You're over-analytical bro.





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