So it's Friday night and I'm practicing on my piano, smoking some weed with a plate (former LTR but demoted for bad behavior) when she starts commenting about how hungry she is. I've got plenty of food at my place but she doesn't want to cook. She wants pizza but is broke and I'm not interested in spending any money.
She jokingly says "You think I can convince my friend to buy me a pizza and drop it off?" I'm not really paying attention, sure yeah whatever, I think nothing of it. An hour later lo and behold, this dude shows up with a pizza, chats with her for a few outside, and leaves. Even in my inebriated state I'm a little dumbfounded.
Apparently he originally wanted to take her out to pizza but she told him that she was chilling with me that night, and he settled for a kiss on the cheek as payment. So this dude knew she was staying at some other guy's house, pays for and delivers a pizza to said house, then leaves.
That's pretty much it, not too much to be learned from this other than "don't be that guy." I don't normally make posts but this little event stood out to me and I felt the need to share.