This better not have been any of you

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So it's Friday night and I'm practicing on my piano, smoking some weed with a plate (former LTR but demoted for bad behavior) when she starts commenting about how hungry she is. I've got plenty of food at my place but she doesn't want to cook. She wants pizza but is broke and I'm not interested in spending any money.

She jokingly says "You think I can convince my friend to buy me a pizza and drop it off?" I'm not really paying attention, sure yeah whatever, I think nothing of it. An hour later lo and behold, this dude shows up with a pizza, chats with her for a few outside, and leaves. Even in my inebriated state I'm a little dumbfounded.

Apparently he originally wanted to take her out to pizza but she told him that she was chilling with me that night, and he settled for a kiss on the cheek as payment. So this dude knew she was staying at some other guy's house, pays for and delivers a pizza to said house, then leaves.

That's pretty much it, not too much to be learned from this other than "don't be that guy." I don't normally make posts but this little event stood out to me and I felt the need to share.

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Title This better not have been any of you
Author NihilistMonkey
Upvotes 1134
Comments 219
Date 01 April 2017 06:47 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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[–]Red_pill_2017653 points654 points  (31 children) | Copy

Even when I orbited a girl for over a year and was at my worst I would never pull shit like this. Poor guy.

[–]jackandjill22120 points121 points  (4 children) | Copy

I know girls who've referred to dudes like this in private when they're not around as "sugar daddy's or pushover's" because they're aware he has no chance but he doesn't .

[–]Senior ContributorRedPope14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy

Sadder still, most of these guys aren't clueless. They know they have no chance. But they've fooled themselves into thinking they don't have any other course. Zero abundance mentality, 100% oneitis, and covert contracts, all rolled up into one miserable pile of shame. Knowing they're failing, but not knowing why.

[–]SJHammer points points [recovered] | Copy

Is that what a sugar daddy typically is. I would have thought the arrangment be 100% better.....I give you money and take care of you financially to some degree(varies on both their parts), and you bend over whenever the fuck I want and be extra slutty for me.

[–]salezman125 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

That is what a sugar relationship is. Women who wanna get sugar but don't wanna give any sugar are called rinsers.

[–]beginner_32 points33 points  (10 children) | Copy

Exactly. I just have a hard time to believe that. I was pretty much at the rock bottom in terms of dating but I would have never done something like that.

They have no pride and no feeling of shame, like public marriage proposals.

[–]aznredpill5 points6 points  (9 children) | Copy

Why are public marriage proposals bad?

[–]anthero51 points52 points  (1 child) | Copy

The failed ones make great youtube compilations.

[–]Burlaczech0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

if you are into cringe, then sure. it makes me feel really bad (but yea, I still watch it, I cant help myself. Just like watching other people get hurt makes me happy. I suppose the tragedy of others makes me feel better?)

[–]beginner_10 points11 points  (6 children) | Copy

Because it's almost blackmailing her. She knows you will be humiliated if she says no plus she herself will look ungrateful to say "no" to such a "romantic" gesture. You are putting her on the spot in public.

It's not fair. And what is the point? You win nothing doing it. in fact you should not marry but besides that, you can only lose. It's just a stupid idea.

[–]jvpewster3 points4 points  (5 children) | Copy

I'm not big on marriage as a whole, but most non idiots talk about marriage before the actual proposal so they have a pretty good idea going in.

[–]Burlaczech0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

talking about marriage with a woman before proposal is like asking her whether she wants to sleep with you. dont do that, they dont want it that way.

[–]jvpewster points points [recovered] | Copy

That's retarded and I wouldn't care if someone "didn't want" to talk about it. Sleeping with someone is a night long commitment (honestly if there was any ambiguity to consent you fucking bet I'm going to clarify with words)

Just a proposal costs a fortune. If you're not an absolute chump you won't be afraid to have conversations about your futures and how you see the other fitting into them. No you don't have to say "hey im going to ask you to marry me on the 22nd... what will you answer?"

[–]Burlaczech0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I get your point and we probably agree, but just use different words. it is okay to talk about the future and marriage in general, but you cannot ask her, whether she wants to marry you casually, because she would get upset and say you ruined the moment.

She wants the drama, the act, the emotions connected with it. Just like sex, you just dont talk about it, you do "the signals", you play the game and look how she responses.

[–]Luckyluke2313 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

it seems like every year they get worse and worse. thanks feminism you are doing a bang up job!

[–]strikethrough123250 points251 points  (15 children) | Copy

Women know the power their pussies have over men. Any girl who pretends otherwise is playing you.

[–]OhMy8008161 points162 points  (3 children) | Copy

not all women. all the hot ones know

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children) | Copy

please. i seen ugly, fat women on their mid 30s getting shitload of attention from men and using them to cook for them, look after their kid, shop etc. lol

[–]Zokalex45 points46 points  (9 children) | Copy

This a power we men, give to them. We have this weird reverence to vagina

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children) | Copy

It's not wierd it's just fucking nature. It's like saying humans have a weird longing for good tasting food. It's nature, not weirdness.

[–]Zokalex2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

It is weird, it's part of gynocemtrism. You ask a guy if he'll do anything ridiculous a girl asks in order to fuck her and they always reply: "pussy is pussy, man".

[–]mc_md21 points22 points  (3 children) | Copy

It's nature, dude. There's an evolutionary concept called the nuptial gift, wherein the male compiles a shitload of resources and hands it over to the female in order to fuck her. Happens across tons of species. We do it, too, but some of us are smart enough to realize what a raw deal that is.

[–]dankvibez7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

The thing is, it actually isn't such a bad deal. That's why it is done so much in nature. The problem is, NOW it is a bad deal. Technology like the internet has enabled dating apps, hook up culture etc. Also now females can actually acquire resources at similar levels to men. So it takes a lot more to woo them, and you get a lot less for it.

Also, the media portrays sluts as female "players", when they really should be shunned.

[–]mc_md8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's done so much in nature because females invest a lot into child bearing, and males relatively little. Now women can easily extract resources from any individual male or from all of them via the state. The nuptial gift doesn't buy you anything and it gets taken from you for all women all the time anyway.

[–]Zokalex0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Aha, I know it's natural. But we humans should know better. Men who don't treat women like goddesses​actually get laid quite often and many times more than other men.

[–]DysfunctionalBrother0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

All power is something that can only be given.

[–]Blemper0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yes, he did it was going to take on, and respond to criticism generally is a fact.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

IDK, shit like this is more recent. Growing up I never saw shit like this. The fuck went wrong?

[–]420KUSHBUSH242 points243 points  (8 children) | Copy

Show this to any nice guy and I think it'll convert them.

[–]kenpachitz points points [recovered] | Copy


Just be grateful you have no idea how deep in the blue pill rabbit hole you can get.

At my worst, I could have walked in on my oneitis taking Chad's dick in her mouth with cum all over her face.

My hamster would pull a Neo and bullet dodge the truth and I'd walk away still believing I had a shot.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman83 points84 points  (4 children) | Copy


As long as a guy has any hope whatsoever that niceguying the shit out of a woman will ultimately bring the result he's told of all the fucking time (that one day she'll know what she truly wants and will remember that he was the only one who treated her decently), he'll continue to bend over.

[–]e4tshit8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

This fucking website lol. We're all just rehabilitating each other.

[–]Blemper2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

The world is my oyster, as it were.

[–]good_guy_submitter9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

If he went gay this STATEGY would work. But the bending over part would still apply.

[–]Endorsed Contributorsadomasochrist33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy

No, that's what the purple pill is for.

"Oh, but she wasn't a good girl. NAWALT."

And you may be thinking "but that's just blue pill in disguise." Exactly.

[–]LordThunderbolt9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah they'll just say that not all of them are like that and some day they'll find their "one" even if it means failing a couple of relationships.

[–]akatsukirp80 points81 points  (9 children) | Copy

haha. I once had a girl say "I'm sunday fundaying so hard, and since you aren't around can you buy me a pizza and have Dominos deliver it to me?" fuck no.

Be the receiver of pizzas, in college I had a girl send me a pizza while she was away =).

[–]1empatheticapathetic53 points54 points  (1 child) | Copy

I saw a comment on here earlier today that was a perfect explanation of this behaviour. Don't expect them to feel shame for trying shit like this, think of them more as a door to door salesman. They're selling you affection or hope or whatever you're looking for and they're just wondering if you'll take them up on their offer/deal. If not, no biggie, was worth a shot. The difference is we've been sold the wrong deal in the form of the 'blue pill' (I hate saying that) so we don't understand they're just saleswomen.

[–]akatsukirp50 points51 points  (0 children) | Copy

They do sell hope. And like a good salesman they aren't butthurt when you say no, they don't even remember it, they just move on.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children) | Copy

you should have just had it delivered with cash on delivery (as usual)

explain you figured she was too dumb to use the site

[–]ChadThundercockII3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

don't explain. just do it. It would a damn good story when you hang out with your bros

[–]krick3t9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy

I used to have a girl that would regularly send me food. Was awesome.

[–]SeekerofOmniscience points points [recovered] | Copy

Jesus, this reminds me of the time I gave away one of my favorite jerseys to some chick in middle school.

[–]obarf_bagzo points points [recovered] | Copy

When I was about 20, I gave my favorite shirt to my unrequited oneitis. The only time I saw it again was in pictures of her boyfriend wearing it.

[–]mintman7259 points60 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ouch. Dude, that's just......ouch!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Damn. That sucks. I would never give a chick a favorite shirt of mine. If she wants a shirt, she can have one of the generic Hanes black or white t shirts. Those things are pretty cheap and I can find hundreds of those in a freaking Target or any other store.

[–]Blemper0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

FULL of discussion on how strong the conservative culture is, women from conservative areas deeply internalize this and others don't.

[–]1GroundhogLiberator65 points66 points  (5 children) | Copy

We've all lost sweatshirts here and there.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children) | Copy

Lol a week or so ago some chick tried to take my shirt and it was one I liked so I grabbed some crappy thing I hated and had her change into it at the door.

So she left her top over of course. Freaking girls always leaving shit over on purpose.

[–]good_guy_submitter points points [recovered] | Copy

Just tell her you tossed it because you weren't sure which plate it belonged to and didn't want the others to be jealous.

[–]ChadThundercockII7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

One girl asked me for my underwear. I only realized it was weird after I came

[–]1Tommy_4075 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes, we have but usually it's a plate taking a hoodie as a souvenir=]. I once had a plate take my NWA shirt and use it as bait that I would continue to see her.

Giving away a Jersey is different but I'm not knocking this guy we've all done blue pill things.

[–]I_AM_CALAMITY19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy

If it makes you feel any better, once she got it she probably never looked at it again.

[–]ThePhant0mZ0ne56 points57 points  (0 children) | Copy

Some chick I used to bang in college got pizza in exchange for a topless Snapchat pic. I told her to send me the Snapchat too.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children) | Copy

Send her 5 bucks, see what happens next!

[–]Zachar1a points points [recovered] | Copy

I asked for girl's number once, a barista I would chat up whenever I went for coffee. She wrote something down on a piece of paper and gave it to me. I just stuck it in my pocket, grabbed my coffee and left. Later I saw that it wasn't a phone number that she had given me, but the URL of a web site. I thought, whatever, I'll check it out later. When I did look it up, it was one of these gofundme kind of sites, and she had put up a page describing the trip to Central America that she wanted to take. Holy crap!, I thought. That was audacious!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Maybe this guy will fund my fuckfest instead of taking me on a lame date."

[–]Wycked_x20 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy

lol holy shit, audacious is an understatement.

[–]ChadThundercockII10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

I respect that. It is somehow admirable.

[–]SJHammer points points [recovered] | Copy

fuck, i need this. honestly seen so many "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder recently, I'm debating between making one.

[–]The--Welshman120 points121 points  (8 children) | Copy

I was talking to a girl in my Civil Modeling course (yeah, your as surprised as I am that there was a girl in there, and a fairly pretty one at that). She told me that in middle school this guy would try to give her a sandwhich every day at lunch. She refused, thinking it was his sandwhich, cuz she didn't even notice that he always had two (this guy was literally making an extra for her every day). I just sat there dumbfounded after that story. I mean, I had a beta phase, but my autistic tendencies made it pretty minimal (nothing very bad).

[–]Cesare_MA86 points87 points  (6 children) | Copy

Smh giving away gains like that. When these guys gonna learn.

[–]Gearski48 points49 points  (5 children) | Copy

Purpose > Gains > Money > Bitches

[–]good_guy_submitter points points [recovered] | Copy

Pussy is like alcohol. It's nice as a treat, after the the real work in life is done. But if you live for it, it will destroy you.

[–]The--Welshman25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy

This guy just summed up the real core of Redpill (or at least what it should be)

[–]NickA970 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

You do live up to your name.

[–]1Tommy_4070 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That was a damn good quote.

[–]Sensei_Hensei86 points87 points  (4 children) | Copy

You're cool with it knowing your address? It's kind of dangerous letting a betorbiter know where you and his soul mate lay your heads sometimes.

[–]NihilistMonkey[S] 81 points82 points  (2 children) | Copy

You're right about that. I was just saying yeah whatever because she kept interrupting my composition to talk about food and I didn't think there was a snowball's chance in hell of it actually happening.

Pretty sure I'm safe though, there are sad betas and angry betas, he's of the sad variety. Much more likely to off himself than me or her.

[–]Ozymanberg16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck, that's really sad. Men who still think a soulmate is a good endgame are in for a bad time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

side note: what kinda music you writing? tell me it wasn't a descending minor penetonic progression ???

[–]Lsegundo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

excellent point. Any dude willing to be such a doormat is obviously not right. He probably can't punch through a wet paper bag, but might snap and try to hit you with his car.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children) | Copy

Ouch. Just five more pizzas and he'll earn a free boob squeeze.

[–]PM_ME_UR_RP_T_AWAY24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol, to get that he'll have to marry her

[–]commander_zoidberg32 points33 points  (15 children) | Copy

I think women's hypergamy is accelerating and i think the 80/20 rule is heading more towards 90/10. I think betas will get ever more desperate and do increasingly outrageous shit in coming years. Watch this space.

[–]ChadThundercockII4 points5 points  (13 children) | Copy

I find the SM to get weirder as I only participate out of lust for the hunt. I get my orgasm by paying for it. But then when I start gaming random girls, I notice an inflated sense of value in most them. Also, the competition is not even trying. They keep talking to the same girl for weeks on end without escalating. While I go for the number on the first meeting.

If it is going to be 90/10 any time soon, it would be the guys' doing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy

But then when I start gaming random girls, I notice an inflated sense of value in most them.

I have noticed this so much. I would consider myself a decent looking guy who is in great shape and at bars or clubs, even the ugly chicks are hard to hook up with. It's funny when you see disgusting chicks on dating sites with a long list of requirements and many of them are absolutely crazy.

It's getting to the point where I just want to focus on making as much money as possible and occasionally get my rocks off through a happy end massage or paying for sex. As pathetic as that sounds, still cheaper in the long run than pay for a crazy expensive engagement ring and possibly getting divorce raped.

[–]ChadThundercockII4 points5 points  (3 children) | Copy

As pathetic as that sounds, still cheaper in the long run than pay for a crazy expensive engagement ring and possibly getting divorce raped.

I don't consider the financial aspect of sex anymore. The best se I had was with prostitutes. They make you feel like a god among men and they do things to you that make you feel whole and satisfied. It is rare to find a girl who will suck your dick and take it like a chap, like a pro would do. Plus, you don't give a fuck about them which makes it more fun when you are with them.

I decided I would get a beat up car, amass as much wealth as possible, get a sick house, keep fuckign pros, then game hotties for the hell of it when an opportunity offers itself.

This may be the single most effective game plan ever. Sort of like the sexual market 4 hours week.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

I assume you meant beat up car. Depending on how much money I make, I really have decided I don't need to buy the most expensive car I can afford. Just a decent one that gets me from Point A to Point B and is fuel efficient. I don't even need a house depending on where I live. Just a nice 1 or 2 bedroom apartment in a city.

[–]ChadThundercockII3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Righr on. I came to these conclusions after a long conversation with y uncle who is living the high life right now. He said to get the cheapest most reliable used car I can find. Get a small house that I can resell when I outgrow it. These things will give e the opportunity to travel, ride awesoe bikes and live comfortably well into my death bed.

[–]JacksOnJaxOff1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

There is something to be said about having a nicer car though. If you spend a lot of your life driving, then you really should invest in a car that looks good, drives good, and is comfortable.

But most importantly within your means.

[–]brewmastermonk2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Agreed. I think a lot of us dudes are MGTOW without even knowing it's a thing.

[–]ChadThundercockII0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

MGTOW is what got me to TRP. Now, I hate the label now. The idea is hee. Any man investing his fucks in his purpose anf life goals is legible to get a ton of pussy. but it seems the guys who made it an ideology and want to fight feminism gave away their right to the women and social dominance for lonely nights infront of an Xbox and a beer.


[–]SJHammer points points [recovered] | Copy

I'm still on tinder and just recently discovered TRP, but the number of "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder is ridiculous.

[–]ChadThundercockII1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Good scam. Would do it if I was a female.

[–]SJHammer points points [recovered] | Copy

I tend to piss them off when I match with them. Fuck I've considered making a female profile for this.

[–]ChadThundercockII0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

I guarantee you to make 50$ on daily basis. That's passive income lol .

[–]SJHammer points points [recovered] | Copy

Where did I read that, passive income.....literally read about that today. $50, you really think that much?. $50, untaxed is pretty good.

[–]ChadThundercockII2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

probably on TRP or financial independence. She only needs 5 chumps to fall for it

[–]cashmoney_x99 points100 points  (14 children) | Copy

"former LTR but demoted for bad behavior"

Oh, you guys.

[–]Werkzeug8120 points21 points  (3 children) | Copy

A girl I was with had a guy from her dorm bring her "sleep over bag" which include pajamas and toothbrush. To a frat house... At 1 in the morning...

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hope she changes those toothbrushes regularly.

[–]2Overkillengine10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

She's scrubbin her teeth with something, and I doubt it is toothpaste!

[–]MrBellsprout12333 points34 points  (1 child) | Copy

I fucked some girl I worked with last night after a party. About 4 o clock in the morning she tells me her best friend is picking her up from my place. I ask her if he's gay, she says no.

[–]magikmausi12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

Man, I thought I had settled into "beta" hood after getting into a serious LTR and focusing 100% on my business, but I was wrong. THIS is beta.

[–]brewmastermonk1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This sounds like what is supposed to happen.

[–]5v1soundsfair10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

Inb4 half the sub crucifies you for smoking the reefer. You naughty boy.

[–]ChadThundercockII3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I would have been happier if he smoked soe DMT and went all Buddha on her ass.

[–]xthebatman19 points20 points  (5 children) | Copy

Once I had a girl buy me groceries, and she had her bf unload them from the car as she chatted me up in the living room. It was strange. I felt kind of bad for the guy.

[–]SPER points points [recovered] | Copy

That is super strange, I can't even imagine how this would all go down lol

[–]xthebatman4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

It was nuts. I didn't have sex with her because I felt bad for him.

[–]bolupua6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

Being nice worked for the bf then.

[–]Jaquestrap0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Doubtful in the long run though.

[–]Man_Of_Many10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh wow the beta is too real... good for you poor guy probably thought he was getting somewhere.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children) | Copy

Life's precious moments are priceless, for everythingelse there is the American Pussy express mastercard.

[–]zfighter187 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, that is sad as all fuck.

[–]FailingBillionaire10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

What kind of piano do you have and what would you recommend for a total beginner? I started playing guitar 6 years ago, but would like to transition, because I am more of a piano guy.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just go on craigslist and get a piano for free. Little old ladies give away beautiful acoustic pianos constantly as they downsize and get arthritis. Figure out your logistics beforehand so you can be the guy who can pick it up today - if you want to spend money, spend it on bringing a piano tuner with you to evaluate it before you haul.

[–]Wolffy935 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yamaha with weighted keys A grand piano is great, if you have the money and the ability to get it tuned every now and then

If not, regular ol yamaha weighted keyboard. Weighted being important. The contrast between Plastic and a regular piano is yuuuge

[–]Karacmore10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ffffffffffffffuck that hurt reading.

[–]butter_coffee4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

There was a post I saw a while back (NSFW) where a girl sent this guy a nude with smileys covering the important parts and said "send me a pizza and youll get the rest ;)"

The guy went to the pizza website, got all the way to submitting her address info, then sent her the screenshot. He didn't buy the pizza for her. She didn't know and sent him her nudes, and after a while asked when's the pizza coming?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

jesus christo bro....... That pussy must have some kind of power on these boys because cot damn. Just reading this makes me cringe and a little paranoid. Serious. Ol boy kissed her on the cheek. Meanwhile for all knows you could have just blasted sperm, or slapped your dick on her cheek bro.

Like I said the shits out of hand.I really think the amount of porn young males are watching has something to do with this whole phenomenon going on. I really do.

[–]OneLifeSucks5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Free porn has dudes fucked up

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

I dont know mane, but I really think binge watching porn and masturbating excessively are not good things to do at all. A lot of these so called pseudoscience type things regarding masturbation and the effect it has on humans engaging in the behavior, might actually be seen as legit as time goes on.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

The fuck is wrong with young men? Is it just being raised by single mothers? What?

[–]OneLifeSucks4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Single alpha widowed mom with 4 younger sisters. Surprised I didn't turn out worse.

[–]Moonboots6065 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's sad and terribly pathetic. I'm no Red Pill guru, but any man with a semblance of self respect wouldn't go for that kind of bullshit.

[–]NothingIsPermanent645 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's like feminism and the pizza company got a deal going on.

Maybe that's why most of them are fatties.

[–]Praecipuus7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

I hope you didn't eat that pizza. God knows if the dude came on it from the build up of getting a peck or something.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Holy mackerel what a little bitch, lol

Pizza boy of course

[–]captvic16 points17 points  (5 children) | Copy

Yeah.. not sure if I believe this fairytale

[–]GeminiEngine16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy

Nah, this shit does happen.

[–]terereaholic0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

But is it that bad? Are some orbiters that dumb?

I seriously can't believe it. I've been a mild beta some time in my life, but this low or giving free shit, hell nah dawg. The most I did for a girl was to buy a shot of tequila and I didn't even found her attractive, just out of total pity.

[–]GeminiEngine2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy


My first exposure, I was a senior in high school (14 yrs ago). A girl calls me to help with a tire change. I get there and her boyfriend is there. I check the trunk not only is there a tire in the trunk, so is a jack and 4-way. I started laughing and tell her that her bf could do it, he has everything. Surprised I did that, I was incredibly blue pill back then.

Recent exposure (2 months ago), my demoted LTR but we have a kid together, MY STUPIDITY. I told her I would be to tired to cook after working an unscheduled 12 hour shift. She apparently put a few posts out on social media and I come home to two guys who are confused about the other one being there, one with godfather's pizza and the other with some hyvee deli chicken. I grab a leg and a slice sit down and eat. I suggested they eat some too since they bought it but they felt uncomfortable staying. They understood helping me and my son's mother out since we are separated but trying to raise a good kid. Supposedly they had issues with the other one being there.

[–]machimus10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

It does. I was with this girl for awhile and he used to buy her all this stuff, clothes, ice skates, you name it. I was skeptical and asked her if she knew he expected a return on all this stuff, she didn't care. I didn't care either, I just didn't want her to get murdered when he snapped.

[–]AssMaster955 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nope if she wants it she's paying for it

[–]Balldogs2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

That guy was me, really hope you guys enjoyed the jizz I left for you under the cheese. Oh yeah, and I rubbed the bread between my shitty ass cheeks before it got baked.

What, you think you and that skanky ho got a free pizza out of me? I established dominance, you're my bitch now. David Icke is a lizard man.

[–]The1WhoCsAll1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This post got my crying man. What a reversal. Funny if pizza boy rubbed his dick and balls all over the pizza

[–]Lsegundo2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Huge red flag when a chic is that much of a user. Watch your back. You swallowed the pill, but she will "cut your throat" given the chance.

I'd demote to her parasite then block her number.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Fuck i'm glad even in my blue pill days...that was never me.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children) | Copy

former LTR but demoted for bad behavior

Some of you guys think you're so cool for saying stuff like this.

[–]UltraCarnivore3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Having standards? Yes. Yes, that's cool.

[–]InfiniteAscent4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yep, she (cakeboy1995) should try it some time.

[–]saladon points points [recovered] | Copy

Thats pretty sad for that beta boy.

But you can be sure she is probably kissing a lot more than that one guy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like she is redpilled and playing YOU OP. I would watch out for this one. She is onto your tricks!

[–]diomedes7771 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

A few months ago my friend and I set up a Tinder account using a fake Facebook profile of a girl we made, just to test RP truths. In that night we had 2 men deliver pizza, ordered and paid for, to our house because we were "so busy studying" and we "promised we'd make it up to them".

I should really do a post about this because it was absolutely fucking mindblowing.

[–]fingerthemoon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You gave your address to strangers on tinder and scammed them. Smart move.

[–]fakefalse1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I was chasing a girl years ago. We had two dates. Seemed to be going well. So I popped in to her work one day with two coffees. Figured it was a "nice" thing to do. She was in the parking lot with a co-worker and was being weird. I realized he was an interest of hers and that she was trying to protect her investment in him by brushing me off and being dismissive/disrespectful.

Stunned by this revelation, I found myself handing over the second cup, despite all this and was disgusted with myself. I hesitate just enough as I held it out, that as she went to grab at it I let it go and it fell at our feet.

I wasn't being malicious or trying to flip her the bird or anything. I was more concerned with not being a sucker and being able to look myself in the mirror.

[–]Mckallidon6 points7 points  (8 children) | Copy

I wish my girlfriends had more guy friends like this lol.

[–]SgtBuchanon7452 points53 points  (7 children) | Copy

Oh she does, young boy. She just doesnt tell you about it because theyre Chads. Sidebar.

[–]kyledontcare3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You should have booted her out then.

[–]mistajaymes3 points4 points  (11 children) | Copy

what happened when you woke up?

[–]NihilistMonkey[S] 39 points40 points  (10 children) | Copy

Ate some leftover pizza and went to the gym

[–]RiccoUSA points points [recovered] | Copy

So you ate the pizza and her

[–]1Tommy_4070 points1 point  (8 children) | Copy

Why was this downvoted? OK so even if he ate the pizza and her pussy that means he's captain blue pill overnight?

[–]skankhunt-yon-juu-ni points points [recovered] | Copy

Dude's diet should be nothing but protein and vegetables. Downvoted because he ate pizza. I haven't had pizza in forever.

[–]Aarxnw5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

Fuck that, pizza every now and then only hurts a fat person.

[–]NotMyBestEffort3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

confirm - pizza tonight - over 50 - still shredded

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah, I eat pizza on the weekends every once in a while, the Digiorno pizza or Newman's Own pizza that you put in the oven, sometime Domino's and I'm shredded. At the same time, most of my diet costs of meat, veggies and rice or pasta.

[–]1Tommy_4072 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

OK, agreed regarding the diet however some of the younger dudes can eat pizza and still stay shredded. At 29, I cannot.

What's wrong with eating pussy?

[–]Aarxnw1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nothing, but do you really want your tongue where so many cocks have probably been? You really have to have faith in that girl, and since she's probably a plate going round and round on the CC.. I mean ever since I started reading this sub and looking back on my past LTR, how broken it was and how many cocks I'm sure she took, I just wanted to scrub my tongue with a fucking wire brush.

[–]jallfairs1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

But but she's going to call me later.

[–]SilentAlpha0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Now be very careful here that you aren't misinterpreting. They could have quickly set up their next fuck date whilst talking outside. Remember she's a plate so she's free.

[–]APSTNDPhy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I'm thinking he got more than a kiss on the cheek.

[–]moontripper12460 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Cool. I have a new goal now.

[–]1nonthaki0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

OP, one advice to you about your girl. You should fuck such losers, but never have a relationship with them.

[–]nuc230 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sorry guys. That was me.......

few years ago.

[–]williesmokes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Funny thing is that pizza boy is probably convinced and is bragging to his friends about how this girl is so into him and calls on him whenever she needs something.

[–]RPAussie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Reminds me of a game i used to play with a chick i used to see. We'd go out to bars and see how many drinks we could score off random chumps buying her drinks- she'd go ask if they'd buy her a drink, then order 2 and bring one back to me.

Fun times.

[–]MrGriffdude0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I woulda ordered a pizza to their address and made them pay cash lol

[–]Endorsed ContributorAFPJ0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I don't think the creature this story is about qualifies as a "dude" or "guy", my man. Holy fuck.

[–]freeeid0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Thats the fucking rock bottom. You cant get lower. Bless him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy

Chick is a whore lol. She kissed a dude for a pizza...scratch that, she has talked to a dude enough that they have a relationship so close that she has his number and and is willing to bring her shit. You are the chump as well...take you red pill. I hope you are man enough to to be self aware. We should build a subreddit around that idea.

[–]I_AM_CALAMITY18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy

Wait! Women see sex and affection as a transaction? There should be a subreddit built around that idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children) | Copy

I hope you realize that she blew him in the hallway for the pizza.

"chat outside and kiss"

lmao okay

he's probably just her buddy who works at dominoes who will bring her a pie for dome

[–]1Sir_Distic19 points20 points  (7 children) | Copy

You do realize that women don't have to put out, AT ALL, to get what they want from thirsty betas, Right?

Just keep them orbiting with the slim hope of ever moving forward and they'll be at her beck and call.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy

I hear that, but as someone who could not have possibly been more beta - I still have issues believing that betas like the one in OP exist. Maybe I'm naive still.

[–]runwidit1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

I'd bring a pizza to a friend, even one of the opposite sex, just because I'm friends with them.

Hard to believe, I know!

Comments like yours are the reason so many outside of this sub have an issue with you guys. You are just throwed off in a terrible way.

[–]UrRealDad4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Friends don't ask friends to drop off pizza and leave. Doing so demonstrates a lack of respect for your time, resources, and companionship. If your "friends" are doing this, they see you as a sucker, not a friend. Don't be a sucker.

[–]1Sir_Distic0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I'm working with a guy who is dating a woman. They met 2 months ago, she was 7 months pregnant. She gave birth Friday. He still hasn't had sex with her. So he's taking care of her while she's pregnant with another man's kid and already had a daughter from her marriage.

Trust me, worse men exist.

[–]Blemper0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I tried what I have a regular schedule to go halfway across the Middle East.

[–]bredleymertin0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That was me. I actually deliver pizzas

[–]1EarthExile0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I assume after that, he went home and cut off his own ear like Van Gogh? Or would that take too much self respect

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