So you are 32yo alpha as fuck 13% BF and found a 22yo HB8 (of course you're a 9, dread 101) that sucks your dick every day and twice on Sundays and has an n count of 0 and does threesomes with your kinky friend and makes great steak tartare and keeps the house clean in a nice sundress. She loves kids and so do you.

Two scenarios:

SCENARIO THE FIRST

You say "kids should grow up in a marriage, let's get married and have some!"

Bam, she's infertile. Your swimmers are just fine.

You now pay your life savings to doctors for IVF.

If married TRP (which you could totally handle) is TRP on Hard mode, infertility and married is TRP on Nightmare. They will fire your little hottie fuckrabbit full of the strongest hormones known to man in unreal doses. She will get depressed, fat, and hate you. The exact same things that used to turn her on will make her hate you and herself.

Of course infertility isn't a reason for divorce in the Western world either, gotta keep that Western birthrate dropping. Divorce and she gets cash and prizes.

You can adopt, but it will be from some guttersnipe cum dumpster and her Chad of the week with a combined IQ under 150 and likely fetal alcohol syndrome. Congratulations, you're raising some Chad's retard. Dumbfuck beta bucks is you.

And as infertility grinds on, Ms. Fuckrabbit will go post Wall and have put on 50 lbs from all of the hormones and depression and you don't want to fuck her at all anymore.

Your best bad option is a surrogacy, and again you're paying your life savings to doctors, and even then Mrs. Fuckrabbit has no biological instinct to bond with the little guy so he grows up with a mom that subconsciously rejects him.

SCENARIO THE SECOND

You say "We don't have to get married to have kids! We love kids, let's have some!"

Bam, she's infertile. Your swimmers are just fine.

Next!

QED