She was talking loudly about her weekend, generally drawing attention to herself as usual. I'm just ignoring everything and making coffee. Some dude asks about why she was doing whatever it was and she says she's getting married soon. The guy says "ooh, exciting". I'm already rolling my eyes hard and trying to get out of there quickly.

Then she says, "well no, it's actually really stressful, we're not at the exciting bit yet."

And I think to myself, "WHAT exciting bit?". I've been to several weddings and I can tell you that the bride and groom do NOT enjoy them. It's a stressful day where other people tell them what to do for their cookie-cutter wedding in exchange for an extortionate amount of money. So where's the excitement? You've already had sex. You already live together. You already live at or beyond your current means. It's really only downhill from here.

Then I remembered that getting fat(er) and having an easy life probably is exciting for her.

Never get married.