So I travel often thanks to having somewhat of a well off family, and for this trip i decided to take my happy ass on a drunken adventure to hick town, alabama.
On my way to alabama I was stationed in a Bus Station waiting for my bus, and I saw a women giving me the typical IOI's, smiling face, unwavering eye contact, and following my body as I walked. Long story short her eyes were glued to me.
I thought she was cute, but not cute enough to stop dead in my tracks. I said "see something you like?" In a passing comment, on my way past her. She commented "no." But she said it 1000 times with a voice similar to a crack addict so i lost interest and kept walking.
About 10 minutes later, i decided to use the bathroom, and as I walk into a Stall, im cornered by a bus station employee, who said verbatim "you aint 'llowd ta be talkin' to na females like that. You aint boutta be disrespectin' no females in my station. I'd kick yo' ass 'fo i let som'body disrespect a female 'nfront'a me.
I remained calm, and told him we could fight if he wanted to. He clearly just wanted to talk some shit to me and white knight and backed away as soon as i said that. I told him I knew a website where he could learn to not risk his job threatening violence upon customers for the sake of some crack pussy, but he wasnt interested hint its this one.
So following that, cosmic karma decided to shine upon me , and caused me to shit a turd so large it clogged the toilet. The white knight was the janitor. I approched him and calmly stated the toilet i was using would not flush and it was clogged. He told me to fix it myself. I laughed and walked away.
A few minutes later, the bus station manager calls me over to him, and he himself threatens to "wrangle my ass and throw me off the bus." I decide that one threat of violence i can handle, thanks to vandaalen and glo constantly suggesting mma i think i can handle myself in a fight.
But a pair of Alabama Moon-crickets threatening me at the same time struck a nerve. I called up the corporate bus station, and told them the situation. During that call, the pig force came and had me escorted off the premises, which i was fine with, stating that i was being vulgar, and violent, and aggressive, obviously comtrary to video evidence, but w/e I left calmly.
They have legal right to refuse me business, thats fine, but corporate is gonna have my tickets refunded, and i have the option to pursue court charges against the manager because i started a pocket recording that caught his voice saying "ill woop yo' ass and have you thrown off this bus, im the manager."
All i want is my money back TBH.
Hopefully i get my cash back.
Some funny notes are that an old female accquaintance of mine by coincidence was there at the time. We performed on stage togrther, won some awards together, fooled around, but never fucked. Still, she saw everything and could back me up.
the simple act of making a flirtatious comment can result in white knights threatening violence upon you.
lift so you intimidate skinny porchmonkeys and fat jiggaboos alike.
if youre skinny, pack heat or train martial arts to have the confidence not to back down from a threat and the knowledge to defend yourself.
sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut. Maybe its an ego thing, that i called corporate on account of a pair of alabama black snakes threatening to bite me, but i cant help but feel that if i kept my head down and said "yes sir, sorry sir" id be on my bus now. Maybe i have too much pride, in which case the alternate lesson would be:
always be in a position to tell anybody you encounter to go fuck themselves.