OK lads, I want to preface this by saying has anybody else noticed this? Since I put up my graphic, sexually detailed field report, there have been more posts than usual in a similar vein with highly sexualized description: posts by /u/max_peenor (Vagio-conversion therapy) and/u/JacksinthePulpit (Women don't want chivalry) were directly inspired by that, and then there has also been Move swiftly; Just fuck her; Comfort game in the metoo era and If she wants you, she won't make it hard.

 

This is a very good thing. In a forum about sexual strategy, there should be more posts with graphic sexual content. It's important to keep sex in your mind and have a sexualized vibe, and be ready to act, as all those posters were, well, except for that one guy. Well done, and keep it up. On to the post:

 

It's beyond obvious that a lot of guys are not manhandling women the way women want to be manhandled. Not only that, I'll bet there are a lot of guys out there who can't easily lift a woman off the ground and carry her 20 meters without getting gassed.

 

You should be able to move a woman around during sex. You don't ask her to scoot over, you move her yourself. Here are some ways to lift her up completely off whatever surface you're fucking on. Some are obvious, but some are moves that I invented.

 

These are meant to be 1) easy and practical for you, 2) seamless in the flow of the sex act, and 3) sexy for her. Lifting a human body is not like lifting weights. Bodies don't have bars or handles. They're also not shaped for lifting, and in the sex act, even less so. You don't want it to be awkward.

 

And keep in mind, these are all for picking her up while you are inside her and stay inside her. This is not deadlifting or fireman carry. This is fucking.

 

I'm assuming you are in shape. If not, stop reading and hit the gym. You have to have a strong core or you're going to fuck up your back doing this. I'm talking about carrying a grown, volitional woman around the room, and not hurting yourself and not hurting her, and not straining yourself looking like an idiot.

 

1) On the sofa

You're face to face, she's on top, on her knees. Hands under her thighs, and you just stand up. You can just turn around and drop her on her back, or you can walk around the room, put her back against the wall, or move to another sofa. Again, stay inside the whole time.

 

(I did this with a woman one holiday at her family's house at 3 AM while everyone else was upstairs sleeping. We left two huge gloppy wet spots that we didn't notice until the next day when her sister sat down and put her hand in one of them. "What the hell is this?" It was hilarious. I had to leave the room when she started smelling her fingers. But I digress.)

 

2) Standing, rear entry

You need a wall mirror for this because it's all about the visual. Get inside, then you both stand with your torsos straight upright, then lift with your hands on the inside of her thighs. Hold her thighs so that her whole body is in one plane. It doesn't matter what she does with her arms, as long as she stays upright it's effortless. This is a good position because 1) in the mirror you can see her entire body, and also (my favorite) her labia moving in and out with every thrust, and 2) she can see how developed your triceps and forearms are. And she will notice.

 

3) On the bed

How the hell do you lift a woman completely off the bed, while your dick is inside her? Do you clasp your forearms together? Not sexy; that's like some Ben Hur type shit. Also not safe: imagine if you're over the floor and she loses her grip. Do you grab her upper arms? That's going to hurt her, and not in a good way, and also it's too strenuous.

Here's my move: She's on her back on the bed, you're standing on the floor. Cross her legs at the knees, drape those against one of your shoulders, then just reach under her shoulders toward her scapula and lift her up completely off the bed, pull her towards you and continue fucking. It's actually not strenuous at all.

It's important with this technique that you do not reach under her armpits to her back, also not OVER her shoulder. You can do that, but you will not have the proper leverage; it's remarkable what a difference such a little adjustment makes. Reach from her shoulder at the outside of her arms. I have done this with a woman who was 5'9" and maybe 130 lbs. Did not strain in any way.

It's also important that you have her legs in the way described, so that you are controlling her entire body. Her legs crossed and you holding her shoulders, she won't be able to move her legs at all. You don't want to leave her with the choice to move her legs. (In fact, you don't want to leave her with any choices. LOL)

 

I have another move I invented for the bed that involves lifting and completely moving the woman into another position entirely in one quick motion, almost like a judo throw. I have never seen anything remotely like it in any porn or in any Kama Sutra or book, but I'm not going to share it here, because I can't stand the idea of a bunch of juvenile misogynists doing a maneuver that should be reserved for residents of Olympus or Valhalla. It's that spectacular. Sorry, fuckers.

 

4) Special locations

Let's say you are not at home and want to find someplace to fuck. A stranger's van left unlocked and parked on a public street is one good option if it has bench seats. You can pile driver over the seatbacks to the next seat, all while staying inside her.

In, say, a stairwell, you are pretty much limited to up against the wall, and down, halfway up the hard, filthy concrete stairs, then slide down to the landing, bouncing her head and ass on each step as you go. Be careful not to roll over: it's a hard and filthy floor, and you don't want to muss your clothes on it.

 

Last thing: I want to emphasize this is all happening with a woman who wants to get fucked by you, with no ambiguity or uncertainty. This is way past whatever consent stage fetish. You don't need to ask before you pick her up and move her around. In fact, I would say it is much better if you don't ask. But be smart and safe about it.