You actually have to leave the locker room.

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June 2, 2018
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TRP is a locker room. Full of guys, swinging dicks, slapfights, towel snapping, trash talk. It's a masculine space. Guys giving each other shit, our own version of fitness tests. Small talk, bitching. And there are guys that will have no compunction about tossing you in a locker or giving you a toilet swirlie if you prove you're a fuckup.

It's a fun place. Lack of PC culture means we don't give a shit if you're "offended".. there's the fucking door. And that's freeing. Come on in. Call that guy a faggot because he's acting like a faggot.

Here's the problem... the vast majority of guys don't leave the locker room until they're ready to exit the building.

The RP noobs get off on the debate, the interaction, the seduction of having a space where you can be unabashedly male.

Women just don't understand, which is why virtually none are allowed to hang around. Boys club. Get back to "Curves." (Which I don't understand, but goose/gander. It's a female space.)

The bloopies come in and are horrified, yet drawn to the spectacle. "He called that guy a faggot!!" You should feel bad about teabagging Bill! They get a good flushing, but they are back the very next day to be outraged again. Some even post links to trp on their own sub crafted to specifically discuss the antics in the locker room, mocking what they've seen. They believe they understand TRP because they spend huge amounts of time in the locker room.

You actually have to leave the locker room.

RP guys are here to lift the fucking weights.

This locker room has a weight room attached. It's full of tools for you to use to attain your goals. You go choose what tool to use, pick it up off the floor, put it back down, pick it up again. Find out which tool is necessary to craft the plan you have in your head, and use it. There are experienced guys here that can help if you have a question, but you better be sweaty and trying, not an asshole in street clothes yelling from the locker room.

The weight room is where you should be spending your time. Sure, go get changed, shoot some shit, but the reason you are here is to realize your goals, and that doesn't happen by talking about them. The gym exists to house the tools you need.

You actually have to leave the locker room.

If you spend a lot of time here, you get your goals down, you're over the notoriety of the locker room antics, you find yourself hanging back in the sauna with the old wise guys. The gym owner shows up here occasionally, the planks are occupied with men who have the time and desire to share the knowledge that got them there in the first place. This is a mellow spot, mutual respect, it's a club. If you run in helicocktering your dick with a lampshade on your head, you'll be quickly thrown back in the locker room, or even completely out the door. Membership cancelled. But if you sit down, STFU, and listen, chances are you'll learn something. Because the talk is utility driven. TRP is engineering, not theoretical physics. Don't care why or should the bridge support the weight, but that the train reaches the tunnel.

RP mods and vanguard come here to discuss engineering.


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Title You actually have to leave the locker room.
Author RogerNorvell
Upvotes 120
Comments 25
Date 02 June 2018 05:44 AM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/50620
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/8nylfm/you_actually_have_to_leave_the_locker_room/
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[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (6 children) | Copy

The RP noobs get off on the debate, the interaction, the seduction of having a space where you can be unabashedly male.

I am definitely guilty of this. Even more so, I went as far as giving "advice" (i.e. answering AskTRP questions) while I myself lack skin in the game (i.e. practice/experience). I am, what in our jargon call, a faggot.

I know what I need to do. Thanks for the wake up call man.

I really do love this community.

[–]Killing__Time_ 8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy

Is this a roll call for phaggots? Count me in too. I've caught myself being a schmuck these days too.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hope in brother ! I guess this makes us broggots.

[–]juju515 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

I guess I'm a faggot as well then... but I'm working on it...

[–]clavabot 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Roll call, - Present

I want to say i'm working on it but i'm not, not really.

[–]tranquil_af 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

Identifying or recognizing a problem is the first step for solving it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah man ! First thing is recognition, second is identification (although some consider they're the same thing), then comes acceptance and lastly change. Rinse & repeat.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (8 children) | Copy

In this analogy, who is the old naked guy walking around and putting his saggy balls in everyone's face

[–]AHumilationADay 8 points9 points  (5 children) | Copy

On topic: I'd say uncle vasiley, except every time you're stoked to see his saggy old brass balls in your face.

Unrelated note: Oh shit you're the guy who got rimmed. Your shit has helped me a lot. Thanks mate

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

: Oh shit you're the guy who got rimmed. Y

I'm proud of this title, wouldn't object to mods putting that as my flair. Yeah uncle vasia is the best. He changed my outlook on sex

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

In what way did he change your outlook?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy

"

She goes down on me, and I tried something u/VasiliyZaitzev recommended I should. I told her first to lick my balls while jerking me off, she happily complied.

Of course she did.

Then I told her to lick my ass and she also complied. And let me tell you, it was the greatest thing I have ever done sexually. (Thank you/VasiliyZaitzev!!!!). I was a bit hesitant at first but it opened my horizons, cumming normally is so one dimensional compared to this. She jerked me off and the ass licking leveraged and amplified my orgasm by 10x, I almost passed out from it and I am 100% serious about that. I really recommend it.

LOLOLOLOL! Recall in just the last 24 hours, this was you:

TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid: "You mean get her to eat my ass? No thank you"

Uncle Vasya: "You say that now. Have her do it. Then come back and tell us how awful it felt, and how you feel cheap and dirty and used. /lulz . . . let us know how it goes. I predict: 'OMFGTHATWASSOFUCKINGAMAZING!!!'"

You after:

TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid: "Maan..... that was awesome on so mnay levels. Jesus christ I will post an update tomorrow morning"

You, Today:

TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid: "Then I told her to lick my ass and she also complied. And let me tell you, it was the greatest thing I have ever done sexually. (Thank you/VasiliyZaitzev!!!!). I was a bit hesitant at first but it opened my horizons, cumming normally is so one dimensional compared to this. She jerked me off and the ass licking leveraged and amplified my orgasm by 10x, I almost passed out from it and I am 100% serious about that. I really recommend it."

Me, to self: "And THAT is why YOU are a fucking LEGEND." /lulz

Guys who are n00bs when it comes to kinky submissive women may find the following links to be of interest:

Uncle Vasya’s Guide to Submissive Women

-How to lead when she wants to follow.

Of Human Bondage – Uncle Vasya’s Guide for Men Who Like To Tie Up Young Ladies.

-The Field Guide to playing knotty games with naughty girls."

From my "plate wants to me to piss on her" [update] thread

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

you're the guy who got rimmed. Your shit has helped me a lot.

^ These two sentences can be read in a horrifying way. /lulz

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thanks...I think. In this particular analogy, I'm not as old as we generally think of the "old, saggy balls guy" being.

Besides, my brass balls go "KLANK!" when I walk so you'd have fair warning of my approach.

[–]LiftnLive 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's the big MACHO MAN, the ancient fuck that as he grows older the more pussy he gets

[–]manwithoutwire 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

So we can all agree that tindercraft is for faggots? Tired of seeing the "make these changes to your tinder profile because it's shit" posts. Get out in the real world and conquer men.

[–]kurdishpower01 10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

How can I leave the locker room when I don't have a positive canthal tilt with a big glabella?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Check Out The Big Brain On Brad.

Cumshot target. That's all you had to say. Cumshot target.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy

Guys get addicted to the locker room. It becomes their new community. They know all the guys, and all the guys know him.

Why should he leave? He's welcome there.

[–]clavabot 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

That's a major issue, IMO TRP is kinda like a family, the older brother and strong father figure that me and many others like me, lack in real life.

[–]Fishys5570 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Upvoted for the use of askhole

[–]mrcs84usn 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Anyone ever see Waking Life? This little clip comes to mind.

Get out there and put your money where your mouth is.

[–]Morphs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yes, the good 'ol keyboard jockey as it was called in the early PUA days.

There are a couple of different types of guys in here. I'm the guy that replies in threads but hardly ever posts a FR. I waste too much time reading in here and on askTRP.

But then again, I do leave the locker room and "lift".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Good analogy. I’m definitely guilty of only leaving the locker room to go wander the gym but not actually lift.

[–]LiftnLive 2 points3 points



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