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Machiavellian Tinder - How To Play Tinder: The Pussy Slayer, The Videogame

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July 14, 2018
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Inspired by maciavellian /misc/ lifter, who created social proof for himself and banged many sloots. Fake it until you make it brahs, shit actually works ;)


This is a tactical, sneaking, outside the box thinking kinda video game. If you don't have the patience for that, and prefer to just play the game the way it was "meant to," skip this guide.


Are you tired of forcing your photographer friend of yours to come out and take pictures of your sorry ass in exotic places, making strange, yet alpha poses?

Do you take somewhat decent care of yourself, have an alright to decent body, and think you look good enough to get girls but just need a chance?

Tired of Not getting the chance to spit your sick text game, cus these bitches can't even give you a right swipe?

Do you want an excuse to rant about how women only care about looks, then use a hot model on tinder for proof?

Are you just plain tired of trying and have stopped giving a fuck?

Congratulations, you're the perfect candidate to play Tinder: Pussy Slayer the videogame!

Here's how to play.


  • Step One : Purchase Tinder gold and unsubscribe instantly, ain’t no one got money for that to auto renew. Purchase some boosts too if you really want them crawling!

  • Step Two: Create profile using your actual name. It must be your actual name... REMEMBER THAT.

  • Step Three: Find pictures of some hot male model, preferably one who isn’t super well known. Make sure you can find a casual selfie pic that isn’t an obvious model shot, find one who has some pictures with his dog. Someone in a few shit movies no one has seen, plenty of selfies and dog pictures on google, the perfect specimen!

  • Step Four: Add in some medical school from a nearby state, add in “Physician” as your job at some even more local medical school or large hospital system. Add some lame bio like “seeking female role model for my pup.”

  • Step Five: Watch as your tinder gold matches fly to infinity as every thirsty, shallow and otherwise every damn girl on tinder swipes right on your profile and even super likes you.

  • Step Six: Sit back for a minute and really ponder how important rules are, be attractive don't be unattractive. Also be a doctor and have a dog.

  • Step Seven: DO NOT SWIPE ON ANYONE!! DON’T MATCH WITH ANY OF YOUR GOLDEN GIRLS!! Wait a couple weeks while the numbers skyrocket,

  • Step Eight: After a few weeks (3 minimum,) switch all the pictures to ones of you, hopefully you’re at least decent looking, change profile to match who you actually are and keep some witty bio. This is why you use your actual name! Just make sure you look somewhat attractive.

  • Step Nine: Go through your 1,000 matches and swipe on the ones that you like. They’ll never know they swiped on some “insanely hot doctor” a few weeks ago and as long as you’re somewhat attractive, this is your chance to get some hotties!

  • Step Ten: Increase SMV by lifting, and working on your closing / texting skills to seal the deal better next time you do this.


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Title Machiavellian Tinder - How To Play Tinder: The Pussy Slayer, The Videogame
Author LiveAFTSOV
Upvotes 661
Comments 151
Date 14 July 2018 05:13 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
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[–]Endorsed Contributorsadomasochrist101 points102 points  (0 children) | Copy

You're thinking outside the box, so props for that.

[–]Endorsed Contributormallardcove229 points230 points  (23 children) | Copy

I was fully prepared after reading through the first time to say how stupid this is, but after reading it through a couple more times, its actually probably not a bad strategy if you have the patience for it.

If your SMV isn't high enough I can see this leading to a lot of ghosting/flaking/ignoring however.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV75 points76 points  (11 children) | Copy

Yeah.

This strategy will result in one of two possible reactions from females, which are either "Woah, how did I swipe right him" or "Oh, who's this guy?" Depending on SMV.

[–]Rhalium 1 points [recovered]  (10 children) | Copy

I know your post says use your actual name however should you use your actual age? I don't see anything in this mentions using your actual age.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV4 points5 points  (9 children) | Copy

Good question.

Gold lets you hide age, so hide or use 24-32 years old.

[–]FOODYUMONION2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you are only wanting to bang or plate then your age or name and job won't matter. Just don't get caught lol

[–]Rhalium 1 points [recovered]  (6 children) | Copy

also what is you have deleted and restarted tinder multiple times in your local area. but you still have the same name and age? also what about height. should i put that in the fake tinder profile? cause what if people see the profile same name age and height but different pics. seems like people might know what the jig is. espeically in a medium sized metro area.

[–]FOODYUMONION1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

Just use a fake name age that you can remember easy. I assume you are only looking for sex/plates anyway not a wife

[–]Rhalium 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy

Also what about payment to use the credit card should you use a card with your name on it or simply by through the Play Store?

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Credit card name doesn't have to be the same as your facebook name. Just do it through the play store or whatever. There is no terms of service that facebook name has to be the same as CC name

[–]Rhalium 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

Okay when I create and delete my Tinder account I don't use Facebook I just use my phone number

[–]FOODYUMONION1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh didn't know you could do that. Wonder if using a $2 throw away sim card could bypass that. I don't want to have to create a new Facebook every time

[–]Rian_Stone37 points38 points  (3 children) | Copy

Reminds of me the old days. get a girls number from a friend, text her a while later. she was so drunk at that party she can't remember who she gave her number to.

it's not a guarantee, it's an opener

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

It was more fun giving out girls numbers to my friends, then hearing how they managed to mess up getting an easy one.

[–]Rian_Stone12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

Snatching defeat out of the Jaws of victory

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's a naval navel sighting strategy.

[–]FOODYUMONION6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's similar to lead generation in sales. Aggressively get heaps of leads then send them to a different sales team/agents to close them. This is pure lead generation and like OP says they probably forgot who you were at the start

[–]Greek-God-Brody5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

If your SMV is high enough, you wouldn't need to do all this in the first place.

[–]Origami841 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This strategy does seem more oriented for the average joe. The one who has problems drawing enough interest for the first contact, but would do mostly well after that with solid game and conversation.

[–]Lizzle3721 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

So basically you still have to be attractive or you wont get the time of day. What a long, desperate way to reach the same conclusion.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

So basically you still have to be attractive or you wont get the time of day.

welcome to planet earth as a male.

[–]Odins-left-eye122 points123 points  (9 children) | Copy

I did something similar once on OK Cupid years ago. They used to rate everyone as green, yellow, or red, depending on how selectively you replied. So of course 95% of guys had green dots next to their names. I changed my zip code to a city far away where I was pretty sure no one knew me, then changed my sexual orientation to gay. I immediately started getting dozens of messages, all of which I ignored. After a week of that, I switched back to straight and my actual zip code and proceeded to message a bunch of hotties as the one mysterious guy around here who actually "replies very selectively."

[–]foot_odor30 points31 points  (5 children) | Copy

Haha that should work on Tinder too. Use passport to another country and put your settings to men and women, wait as the number of guys who swipe right on you skyrocket for a couple of days. Then go back to normal setting and profit from the increased ELO or whatever score they use.

[–]Libertarian-Party6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

Actually curious, does Tinder give separate gay and straight ELO for the same profile? Or separate ones? Aka if a dude got right swiped by all other dudes but not a lot of chicks, does he get 2 different ELO or just 1 averaged out?

[–]foot_odor4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good point, I actually have no idea. That could be a way for them to counter this strategy.

[–]abendsaronal-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think you can not rechange from gay to straight, once you Have choosen one.

[–]FOODYUMONION2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Always knew they had some sort of limiting algorithm because it would say nobody in your area so I would change the distance radius to LESS and suddenly more people appear then same happens again. They limit what they show you so have to trick the system/settings. So dumb.

[–]LaconicyetMercurial1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got confused for a sec when you said elo, like I was reading a league of legends guide

[–]Endorsed ContributorFeralRed89 points90 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sexual Bait and Switch tactics for when you aren't yet bait.

[–]Endorsed ContributorKeffirLime97 points98 points  (0 children) | Copy

Reminds me of a study I saw where they asked people to choose which face they find more attractive, after choosing they switch their choices around and ask the woman why they chose the one they did(they actually didn't) and they start hamstering all these reasons why they find that person attractive.

So I guess it's possible this could work. Don't care much for Tinder but would love to hear some feedback on anyone who tries it.

[–]Endorsed ContributorThotwrecker23 points24 points  (1 child) | Copy

This is the most aspie shit that would totally work - my go-to strategy for tinder is to ONLY use on thursday / friday / saturday (thursday get your swipes in, friday / saturday you push for same night meetups after dinner). Schedule 3-4 of them for the same venue, and it has to be a venue where you can talk to girls organically to pass the time. (Girls are way more likely to meet you if you're like "I'm at X venue, it's pretty lit you should come out" - aka you're already there and it's already fun).

Will give this props for getting around the one main blocker guys have with Tinder (getting initial matches). Tinder's algo puts you in front of more women the more that women swipe you, so even when you switch to your normal profile, you're still going to have boosted results.

This is based on a sound understanding of how females think. "If I swiped him a while ago, there's probably some reason I did so, now I subconsciously perceive him as higher value".

It's fucking stupid, but it's pretty smart too

[–]FOODYUMONION1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm the opposite, maybe im doing it wrong. I only use Tinder Monday to thursday unless they message for a fuck meet-up. I want to appear like my weekend is too busy to be on Tinder but Monday - Thurs I have some time

[–]1TRPKiddo47 points48 points  (0 children) | Copy

LiveAFTSOV, the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

[–]MrGreySD41 points42 points  (17 children) | Copy

I am surprised by how much I love this post/idea.

Going to try it in a couple of different countries with 2 accounts.

I think this would work well in my case as I'm probably a 7/10 in looks but 9/10 in other SMV departments (which are hard to display in just 1 photo).

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (14 children) | Copy

Most people on Tinder look for a quick bang and your secondary SMV is irrelevant to them. 7/10 should still yield some decent results on Tinder

[–]MrGreySD13 points14 points  (13 children) | Copy

I'm not in the US but... I don't think many high SMV girls use Tinder for bangs. It's desperate. They don't need to. They have social circle or can go to clubs and merely use their eyes to find hot guys.

High SMV girls on Tinder are more interested in other SMV traits because... well... it's harder to find those ones, so apps and the internet can expand reach.

[–]Endorsed Contributormallardcove15 points16 points  (8 children) | Copy

High SMV women(actual 9s and 10s) don't need Tinder. They can go to any bar or club or whatever and have their pick of the litter of whatever guy they want, not to mention already having dozens of guys at the ready that they already know.

[–]FOODYUMONION1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Still a good strategy for 6, 7 plates

[–]1dongpal1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

you act like theres bars and clubs everywhere. also its risky

[–]rorrr0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Where the fuck do you live that there are no bars around?

[–]1dongpal1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

small town in germany (80k people)

I'm 26 and I never went to a bar or club in my life

[–]beginner_0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

80K = small? I grew up near and in a town of 20k and there are several bars and 3+ night clubs. And it's only 15 min train ride to the nearest bigger city (400k), so it's not some "regional center".

[–]1dongpal0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

average age is 47. everyone is old here. no bars, except for old beer drinker. no woman gets in there lol

[–]FOODYUMONION-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Also I think it's not as easy as 9s and 10s, some have really low self-esteem at the time may be able to get a couple

[–]3LiveAFTSOV2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

In my tinder area, there are plenty of stunnas using the App. Responsive too.

Tinder will always be "Looks>Status>Game"

They see your picture, then your job, then your bio/text game.

[–]Endorsed ContributorKeffirLime2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

My area there's stunners, but only using the app for attention points.

Was teasing a girl i banged about having tinder, and her words "It's just to get more followers on my insta"

They have way too many options IRL, who they can vet on the spot.

They're also aware that most high value guys who get alot of pussy don't need/use Tinder, so pointless excercise for them if they want a high value man.

NB: This is the Tinder landscape in my area

[–]3LiveAFTSOV17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

They're also aware that most high value guys who get alot of pussy don't need/use Tinder, so pointless excercise for them if they want a high value man.

I have to disagree because having a form of social status such as an incredible physique, you are deemed high value by the gods of value, and being chissled on tinder seems like an easy way for a high value guy to get pussy on demand.

"It's just to get more followers on my insta"

Plausible deniability. She would fuck chad.

[–]Endorsed ContributorKeffirLime7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

He can get pussy on demand, but not model tier pussy(9s, 10s) they simply have far too many options at all times

Definitely would fuck chad, but for the most part Chad is not on Tinder, he’s out fucking his abundant supply women.(would Brad Pitt ever need tinder)That’s not to say he couldn’t get decent pussy by using it, but not premium.

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Why different countries? How will you fuck them?

[–]MrGreySD0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I live the "nomad lifestyle". Lots of freedom and lots of moving around European cities.

[–]chomponthebit27 points28 points  (11 children) | Copy

Problem: if you’ve got a unique name and are fairly well known in your city this could backfire in a number of ways

[–]Skuggasveinn13 points14 points  (4 children) | Copy

You only have one reputation.

[–]Extremely_Photogenic19 points20 points  (3 children) | Copy

I have 10 different reputations in 10 different cities

[–]JerryCameToo17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy

Hey, younger guy here. Could you explain how someone can have a "reputation"? Especially on the scale of a whole city? Hasn't that died off with the Victorian era and gentleman statuses?

[–]majaka12344 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you're a foreigner in a country even for a smallish amount of time (3 months etc.) then you're going to be seen and known if you do any sort of socialisation.

I used to attend Meetup events all the time and had that entire social circle blown up by one literally crazy nut case almost 40 something stalker lady who couldn't handle me telling her that I wasnt interested in her worn out old pussy.

She literally started going to every event and spreading misinformation to anyone she saw me chatting with to the point that after a few weeks I literally had issues with girls I had never met before saying "oh, this guy" when they met me.

So yes, you can have a reputation even if you've done nothing wrong.

On the plus side if you had someone spreading all of the positive things you do then you'd also have people going "oh, this guy! "

[–]ImHerWonderland2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Everyone has spheres of influence. I go to the local tech college and I'm Asian. I know every single Asian person in the area. I'm a certain kind of Asian, and because of that I know all of the ones in my city and they all know of me.

[–]sexwithoutperms4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

What you could do is use a nickname

James - Jay Nathan - Nate

Etc, just shorten your name. If they ask about it say that’s what everyone calls you so it’s easier to use it on tinder.

[–]mvnarachi3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Hmm that's a good point you state there my man.

My thought: if you don't state your last name, it could be no problem. Let's say your name is Chad, there are a trillion Chad's. But let's say your name is Chad Crusher and you put that up there, you could be fucked. Fucked in a bad way.

[–]FOODYUMONION2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you are comfortable using a fake name and then after you fuck them or whatever just explain you had some crazy chicks from Tinder stalk your work so you use a different name or some BS story

[–]Johnytheanarchist2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yee, Newfoundlander here with a very uncommon name and St. John’s is so small litterly 3 days of swiping can get you threw all the girls on tinder. Someone here would find me out

[–]whuttupfoo1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I don’t think anyone’s going to remember who they’ve swiped like that.

[–]TheTrenTrannyTrain34 points35 points  (0 children) | Copy

Brilliant, using a woman's hamster against her.

"Why did I swipe on this guy 3 weeks ago? No matter, I must have been attracted to him."

[–]jonpe8719 points20 points  (4 children) | Copy

A lot of girls do this, but they put a hot girl in the first picture and her fat ugly face in the second and so on, nice try bitch! swap left

[–]Endorsed Contributormallardcove18 points19 points  (3 children) | Copy

So true. I've lost count the number of times the first pic looks good, the second pic looks good, the 3rd pic looks good.... about to swipe right but then I go to the last pic and boom, she's fat. Or a single mom. Or has some ugly ass piercing/tattoo.

Never swipe without looking at every pic and the bio. '

Also every match I get, before opening I always do some quick research before messaging. Usually they link their Instagram, which makes it easy to find their Facebook as well. Do a little quick investigation to see if they are actually fat or a single mom or whatever via their social media. Even then, this isn't foolproof, but it at least gives you some insight before wasting any time with a girl.

[–]1ozaku76 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

Exactly this. Had a blue haired fat hambeast ask me if my "Hey ;)" was a bootiecall. Confirmed and she wanted to bang. I just couldn't get myself to it.

[–]EumenesOfEfa2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

upvoted for good measure. Do not touch the hambeasts.

[–]Melanjoly15 points16 points  (1 child) | Copy

Tell you what, I see some great things here, I see some absolute bollocks too. But this my friend is absolute genius, 10/10.

[–]ReallyCongestedNose1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. Why isn't this guy endorsed already?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil24 points25 points  (4 children) | Copy

There's a lot of your posts which I disagree with but this one is great.

[–]AvatarStinky3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

The reason you disagree with a lot of his posts but like this one is because he didn't write any of it. It's copied almost word for word from the Tinder subreddit.

It won't let me link, but go to reddit slash Tinder/comments/8y5l1p/a_guide_to_slay_women_on_tinder/

[–]modTheRedPike1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Use archive.is. It's being dealt with.

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro15 points16 points  (2 children) | Copy

Suppose I’m a ripped physician, who should I impersonate?

[–]AlexanderTheBread53 points54 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yourself? Tinder users hate him

[–]whuttupfoo10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Delete this thread dawg. You’re letting out the secrets. By next week it’s not going to work because everyone will know about it

[–]Locogooner16 points17 points  (9 children) | Copy

Yeah but anyone who actually does this / needs to do this probably doesn’t have the SMV to fuck the hotties they matched with.

Guys who get pussy wouldn’t bother with this.

[–]1ozaku79 points10 points  (7 children) | Copy

You would be surprised how much easier it is to just butt into a conversation a girl is having, then asking for her number because you don't have time to stick around.

Men are desperate, 99% of men can swipe right. Only 5% can actually just ask a girls number out of nowhere or butt in like that. So naturally, she's not going to flood her entire Tinder account with Top 50% males as she will lose track of all of them, but rather be pickier so she has an amount she can manage. Therefore, we end up with women swiping only on the top10%. I was swiping in Ukraine and goddammit, I got a match like every 5 swipes, my tinder account flooded with women and half of them I didn't even respond to, because I simply didn't have time.

Men are fucking up the Tinder game. Tinder is fun, but you should not need it. Most chicks I met and actually dated were chicks I met in real life. Tinder is crap, because I don't get as many matches as Chad, but also because the results are much better in real life.

[–]EumenesOfEfa1 point2 points  (6 children) | Copy

True. But also remember that by approaching a women on the street, you give them a huge ego boost, and it might just come off as extremely needy. I am not saying that it did not work for me, but it is not what PUA's and the like would like you to believe.

[–]whuttupfoo1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

Give them a huge ego boost? Depends on your approach. I saw a chick staring at me at the middle of the night next to a subway station, as I was pulling a rideshare bike out of the rack. My opener was “what’re you looking at?” This makes her try to validate herself. The exact opposite of what you said.

Side note: rideshare bikes are easy as fuck to pull on. That bell on the handle comes in handy.

[–]EumenesOfEfa1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

That is something completely different. What I refer to as "girls ego boosting daygame" is something like the autistic RSD daygame style, where guys just approach any women they see. I must just note that since Tinder & Co have arrived, women give me less looks and smiles out on the street, although I got a much better physique and style now then five years ago.

[–]whuttupfoo1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

That’s just a misinterpretation of game. You should never approach a chick who didn’t give you IOI’s first, that’s just a spray and pray approach. Your chance of pulling a girl go up to 80% if there’s definite eye contact or IOI’s given.

[–]EumenesOfEfa1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

True. I just see it less and less with younger girls, as they are glued to their Phones all the time. I got round it by frequenting Salsa Bars and Clubs, it is full of people like me, who enjoy to dance, socialize and want to get away from the smartphone.

[–]hexagonshogun-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

In real life tinder, eye contact is a swipe right

[–]naIamgood0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

For average guys, you gotta be doing some sort of activities that women also do like dancing. Then you can gradually build connection over days and then eventually ask her out. It's more effort but you are less likely to get rejected since you should have already gauged her interest at this point.

The logic behind this is "in the moment and it just happened" fantasy of women. She thinks that she fell in love with you overtime so it must be real and obviously you never talked to her initially because you wanted to hit on her, it just happened during the said activity.

Approaching on the street not only comes across as desperate but it is also very unnatural and thus the high rate of rejection except for Chad but duh does it really matter what Chad does.

[–]187oddfuture5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

As long as he’s decent looking with decent smv this could work. Really depends on your game. Ideally waiting 3 weeks to switch the profile and make moves is enough for her to completely forget about swiping on the fake profile. Then you’re pre-selected once you message her.

[–]Luckyluke232 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

yeah i heard this one from my friend when he was fucking around with tinder... he met his current gf there

[–]dankmemem8811 points12 points  (2 children) | Copy

This is pathetic and stupid. If you're not attractive enough to match with those girls initially then save your money and go to the gym.

[–]MrGreySD1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Why not just do both. Both will get you rewards.

I'd say being worried about saving $10 is pathetic.

[–]explorer13573 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

LMAO

Pathetic? Yes.

Stupid? Hell naw

[–]CC_ee6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

I fucking love what that dude did. Next level 48 laws

[–]aeritaas1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

What do I put as a job if I don’t have to worry about having a job?

Don’t want to come off as a bum who can’t fend for himself even though I pull enough dough through non conventional methods.

[–]evoblade2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just put something like entrepreneur with some sort of adjective to make it sound more successful.

[–]duntoon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

"Self-employed", as Kramer would put it.

[–]RatMan290 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Something vague like "consultant," just as people with unconventional jobs tend to put on their tax returns.

[–]troutmask965 points6 points  (9 children) | Copy

So I decided to give this idea a modified spin with my OK Cupid account, which I don't really care about. I downloaded four believable pics of a hot guy hanging out (and the obligatory dog photo), and kept my name and profile otherwise the same. Within two hours, I'm escalating with two different gals to the point where they said if I verify myself with them via text they're ready to have me come over and hang out with them RIGHT NOW.

I'm going to probably pull the plug on this later tonight, simply because of how depressing it is that it's this easy for guy 10s. And this is coming from a guy 7.

[–]troutmask965 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

So I played hard to get with one of the two gals, telling her she lived too far away, and she proceeds to tell me that her last "fuck buddy" lived even further away. And the other gal is waiting for my text, after which she says it's "time to play".

Oh, the life of a Chad.

[–]Casd126 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

Yeah and rich people can buy shit that poor can only dream of. People that have a terminal illness must envy those who dont. The cards are already dealt. Dont circum to the incel mentality.

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Should only compare yourself to who you were yesterday/last year etc and make sure you are improving from that

[–]3LiveAFTSOV1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

IDK how OKcupid works but "showing how easy it is for high SMV males" is not the point of this post.

Youre not supposed to message them as the fake anyways.

[–]troutmask960 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Right, which is why I referred to my process as a "modified spin" on OP's process.

[–]EumenesOfEfa3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Why would you torture yourself like this? In the same manner, life is easier for girl 7's then 5's. And for 5's then for 3's. However, unlike a women, you can do much more to increase your SMV, other then grooming or getting a better physique.

[–]CanAm100040 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This doesn't work at all for OKCupid, because you only disappear from them if they message you. And you can't message them as the fake guy. What would even be the point of that? On Tinder, they don't see you after they swipe until you match, so you can just throw the switch whenever you want, and start swiping/matching.

[–]duntoon0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

As a 7, you're still in contention. Don't sweat it too much.

[–]mvnarachi4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is fucking savage. I love it. Still people have to be conscious about having a high SMV at all times. Crush it people!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is hilarious and so genius

[–]AvatarStinky 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy

This is copied directly from a post on the Tinder sub.

slash Tinder/comments/8y5l1p/a_guide_to_slay_women_on_tinder/

I'm not moralizing, but passing off someone else's work nearly word for word for rep points is a shitty thing to do. Just link to an archive of the original and give credit where credit is due.

[–]modTheRedPike0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Being dealt with. The report is appreciated. I answered you above, which is why I removed this. S/N.

[–]xx-Rain_Maker-xx1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Man, you are a fucking genius.

[–]troutmask961 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Next-level gangstaism right here. And you know what? This may actually work.

[–]zyqkvx1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

How traceable is this? because she can retro-document it that could look bad.

[–]cygosw11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

It isn't, and if she records any right swipe she is insane so who cares anyways

[–]whuttupfoo6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

Come to think of it. I think chicks have been using this tactic. I always seem to have a couple fat bitches in my matches that I am absolutely sure I didn’t swipe right on.

[–]CanAm100041 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I am pretty sure I've fallen victim to this tactic as well.

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

That's the thing when we finally find a strategy that works you will find fat bitches have been doing it for years. They aren't dumb when it comes to that. I've even seen a lot of fatties 'negging' and using game, intentionally or not they develop tricks

[–]_BITCHES_LOVE_ME_0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy

This is old news, this strategy has been around for a long time. I'm almost certain that the people behind the matching algorithms on Tinder are aware of this trick by now and they will remove your old likes and place you at the bottom of the queue if you completely overhaul your profile like this. They're working around the clock to prevent you from gaming the system.

You should have waited until your matches rolled in and confirmed, you jumped the gun here brah.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

What do you mean? I dont swipe right on any matches, am waiting until 3 weeks to do so. And it's on a new profile.

[–]_BITCHES_LOVE_ME_-2 points-1 points  (2 children) | Copy

By the time you're swiping then all the right swipes that people have done on you will have already been deleted by Tinder. This is an old trick and they're super focused on shutting down exploits of this kind.

When you overhaul your profile like that I'm almost sure they purge your match queue to prevent this kind of cat-fishing. They have a pretty sophisticated system set up to prevent gaming them. I can't be 100% but you shouldn't be counting your chickens just yet man. I'm pretty sure you're wasting your time and the people who read this post, and you should probably edit/take it down until you've confirmed the results.

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yea the gaming the system is usually to do with scams and fake female bot accounts. Very few men in the general public would be trying to trick the system at this level, the most I imagine is using a straight up fake profile which wouldn't work anyway.

[–]CanAm100042 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Are you kidding me? There are fake accounts, hookers/cam girls/sugar babies, venmo thots, scammers, etc., all over the app. They do next to nothing to prevent anyone from gaming the system. In my area, there is a profile that gets recreated 1-3 times a day.

[–]satlinrabbow2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

this, even if you report hookers and shit, they still pop back up like five minutes later lol

[–]_BITCHES_LOVE_ME_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Uhh yeah, that's because those problems affect MEN on Tinder. This kinda catfishing affects WOMEN. If women get catfished and have a bad time they leave the platform, and if there are no hot women then the app dies. Thirsty men are gonna pay for whatever app whatever the bullshit as long as it has girls on it.

Making sure women have a good time is their number one priority which is why they did that lame fucking male-shaming info campaign and the drink-throwing emojimation and all that shit.

They want female bots on there to some extent, because as long as you don't match them it makes the morons think the app is active and has lots of hot chicks.

[–]Youreaccurate0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

As someone who’s banged literally over 30 people from tinder (I don’t have much time either at work, and am annoyed by most college girls, regardless how hot) this is literally some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever read. Waiting weeks/potentially a month to try and //trick// a girl into thinking that you’re worth more than an iota of their time? Beta as fuck.

Here’s some better advice;

  1. Get some decent pictures, shit seriously isn’t hard.

  2. Lift (I shouldn’t have to say this but then again I did just read through this moronic post)

  3. Get tinder gold, get an interesting bio, and boost when most people are on, usually Wednesday/Thursday after 5pm.

  4. After a week or so, you’ll have gotten the numbers from anyone you’re going to get numbers from, delete and remake, rinse and repeat.

[–]ReallyCongestedNose0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

All the endorsed contributors including vanguards have said this is a great strat.

[–]Youreaccurate0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Endorsed contributors have also said this is shit. Go ahead and follow bad advice if you want, but you’re wasting weeks of time for something that can be done in a fraction of the time

[–]ReallyCongestedNose0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

None of the EC's have said method is shit. And unless you have an invisible flair yours method is shit

[–]Youreaccurate-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

“Bait and switch comment” I’m on mobile so flairs are hit or miss. Regardless, my method brings me better results faster, so who’s the real shit here?

[–]ImHerWonderland0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Make one for instagram lol. I'm barely on tinder at the moment, but instagram I can just cruise control and apply gas every now and then for that residual smv

[–]1Self-honest0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I love the concept man. Pre-selection at it's finest. All they know is you have been chosen prior to right now (by them in this case, not other girls) and that's intriguing enough to get your foot in the door. Good thinking.

Edit: Assuming it works. I can't imagine why it wouldn't though.

[–]Mr_Skills0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lovveveveveveveve. This. Amazing

[–]FOODYUMONION0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Reminds me of 2 step sales, aggressive lead generation then switch lead generator to sales team to close lol literally changing people

[–]RedHoodhandles0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like a good strategy. And very machiavellian. I like it.

But I'd rather work on my SMV and match with women who actually want to fuck me, the person in the pictures. Is it stupid? Maybe.. It's an ego thing I guess.. Same reason I don't do hookers.

[–]ricoue0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Am I the only one who thinks linking to threads inside the TRP universe should be allowed? Its stupid tbh, blocking all links by default. Nobody's gonna brigade a thread inside their own subreddit. On one that is 2 years old, nonetheless.

[–]UnpluggedNigga0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

How much fucking time/how fucking desperate do you have to be...

[–]bomlink0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

It doesnt work. I get a lot of matches on tinder. Sometimes I get a match and when I see the girl's photos I think to myself, why did I swiped right for this girl lol? And I just ignore this girl

[–]bomlink0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Girls get a lot of matches. But only replies to the hottest ones.

[–]-Skinwalker-0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Oh my god this is hilarious and pathetic all at once.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Hahaha This is gold seriously

[–]MavetFreedomFighter-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

this is lame.

don't catfish

[–]yamehameha1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Can't believe people are upvoting this. Using technology to manipulate people... Is this what this sub has come to?

[–]I_STOMP_YOU0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

This catfish shit is getting upvotes? The fuck the people in this sub getting more and more incel every day. Rule 1 and 2 are pretty straight forward for Tinder just do it instead of making excuses and trying dumbass tricks.

Girls screenshot guys pics all the time to share with friends. Especially if the pics are of an attractive guy. Good luck explaining the monkey who shows up in person is he same guy.

[–]3LiveAFTSOV11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Good luck explaining the monkey who shows up in person is he same guy.

You're not catfishing women and you're not pretending to be someone else.

You completely missed the point of this thread. Congratulations.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ahaha great post.

Would love to hear some feedback on it.

[–]thegeckomaster0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy

Couldnt you technically do this without buying gold?

[–]3LiveAFTSOV10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

Buying gold is mandatory because buying gold lets you see the 1000 women who match with you, giving you a pick over which girls you speak to, in addition to a seriously high ELO score for only swiping right on people who swipe right on you.

[–]thegeckomaster0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Couldn't you just not get gold and just swipe as you normally would? Just curious

[–]3LiveAFTSOV7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yeah, wont be perfect ELO, plus then it's a game of chance instead of having a direct list on girls you can choose from.

The goal is to get infront of as many females as possible, and use the "Oh hey we matched a while ago" as plausible deniability.

Boosts and Gold help you do that

[–]11-Eleven-110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This might be the most brilliant thing I've ever heard of. I'm going to try this. My smv isnt high enough yet though.

[–]sgurb0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I am waiting for the update post in 3 weeks. Hopefully tinder doesn't have a defense mechanism for this exploit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I suppose if you're gonna wanna mindfuck a bitch, this is an easier way.

but like the top comment, you need smv high enough to do it but yeah why the fuck not, the doctor part is probably a good thing and then change it whenever you can be assed.

maybe just lie and say you're a fucking doctor or something

[–]LilQuackerz0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is actually a very good idea wow

[–]bilabrin-2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy

Interesting idea but does it work?



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