Short story but in hindsight this is funny as fuck.
Hopefully this makes someone else laugh.
So I brought a plate over and we started watching some sad videos on YouTube, and then we started fucking.
I was about to cum, and I wanted to say "I'm gonna cum baby".
Instead I said "I'm gonna, I'm gonna cry!"
As soon as I said that, I busted my nut, and it was the most unsatisfying, awkward nut. I literally had all the pleasure escape my body. It was bad.
I realized what I said then I put my arm on the head of the bed and just started laughing.
The thrusts stopped. She said "what?"
I recovered by saying "I'm gonna cry cus that ass is beautiful."
Then she cleaned up and we stopped.
Fucked her later though.
conclusions
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I am convinced you can "feel the vibe" of an encounter. Be aware of how you effect the emotions of the people you're around, and the women you're fucking.
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Maintaing frame and not apologizing will let her overlook your mistakes
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amused mastery. I own the situation made a good recovery by taking it as a joke and laughing because that shit was fun
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the little mistakes that happen really aren't the end of the world
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