Short story but in hindsight this is funny as fuck.

Hopefully this makes someone else laugh.

So I brought a plate over and we started watching some sad videos on YouTube, and then we started fucking.

I was about to cum, and I wanted to say "I'm gonna cum baby".

Instead I said "I'm gonna, I'm gonna cry!"

As soon as I said that, I busted my nut, and it was the most unsatisfying, awkward nut. I literally had all the pleasure escape my body. It was bad.

I realized what I said then I put my arm on the head of the bed and just started laughing.

The thrusts stopped. She said "what?"

I recovered by saying "I'm gonna cry cus that ass is beautiful."

Then she cleaned up and we stopped.

Fucked her later though.


conclusions

  • I am convinced you can "feel the vibe" of an encounter. Be aware of how you effect the emotions of the people you're around, and the women you're fucking.

  • Maintaing frame and not apologizing will let her overlook your mistakes

  • amused mastery. I own the situation made a good recovery by taking it as a joke and laughing because that shit was fun

  • the little mistakes that happen really aren't the end of the world