No amount of "room cleaning" will save Western Christianity from its descent into irrelevant obscurity. Early Abrahamic religions were all pleasantly paternalistic, but by the time the Christian Church became the "bride of Christ" the emasculation was inevitable. Gender attendance proportions have been telling that tale for centuries. Older archetypes may, and perhaps should, supplant failed Christian ones either through riding the inward tiger of ancient ideology or outright political restructuring. I suspect I will not live to witness the latter.
Decent Reading: https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/the-feminization-of-christianity/
Having established this truism, let me assure you that the better females I see as a teacher are predominately devoutly Christian. Yes, plenty of Church-girls are prodigies of fellatio, but proportionally the numbers are more in your favor. A former student and two of his friends found virgin LTRs in a local church youth group, one of whom was a 26yo Kindergarten teacher with a demonstrably-intact hymen ... a condition my apprentice soon remedied. They married in January.
Go forth and proselytize
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