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So a guy slapped my girl's ass when we were walking at night...

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October 28, 2017
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Last night I was with my LTR going clubbing with two other friends (a girl and a guy).

As we were walking down a road, we walked past a group of 6 guys and one of them smacked my girl's ass.

I didn't even notice until she yelled at him "I HAVE BOYFRIEND YOU FUCKING CUNT" and he said "yeah? What's he gonna do about it?" and I just said "dude, wtf"

We walked away because well, I'm not about to get into a fight against 6 guys. She started crying and I just held her for a while - she was pretty upset.

We had a good night but the 15 minute walk to mine at the end of the night was difficult as she got emotional over the fact that I'm not monogamous with her. Not sure if related to the incident but at home we had lots of sex so it's been diffused.

So what should I do in such situations?

Obviously I can't ignore it but I also can't jump into this kind of fight. Maybe say something like "I think he missed my ass cos he looks like a massive faggot" to her loud enough for him to hear?


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Title So a guy slapped my girl's ass when we were walking at night...
Author ArjunaMeiz
Upvotes 79
Comments 91
Date 28 October 2017 11:43 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit askTRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/524
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[–]Aaren_Augustine94 points95 points  (6 children) | Copy

Guess he needed a bunch of cock around to work up the nerve.

Guess your girlfriend used the situation to complain about you fucking other pussy.

[–]jackandjill229 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lol

[–]InvaluableTool14 points15 points  (3 children) | Copy

Real men already gave real advice here and here.

[–]Aaren_Augustine8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

Ha! Guess you need a bunch of cocks to work up the nerve too

[–]InvaluableTool3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Says the dude talking shit on a TheRedPill sub, lol.

[–]Aaren_Augustine1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

You can't read between the lines if you think I'm talking shit. Went right over your head, Tool

[–]Smigg_e1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

For real. This is a great example of the irationale "shit people do". Woman are like loose cannons. You never know they're reactions so don't try and reason behind it. Dudes a punk that's about it.

[–]BewareTheOldMan103 points104 points  (34 children) | Copy

So...this is not a classic technique, but it is an option.

If someone disrespects your girl, handle it right then and there by informing them it was disrespectful and keep moving. Do NOT allow the opportunity for them to respond or engage further. You did as well as you could under the circumstances. It’s foolish to physically engage a six on one physical altercation. You will not win.

What's [your boyfriend] gonna do about it?

OK - this where it might get dicey and your immediate response is "Nothing, I'm just letting you know." Continue to separate you and your girl from the danger. Again - It's stupid and dangerous to engage. You are now dealing with mob mentality and there may be weapons involved.

You get points for "defending your girl" and there is no immediate threat to her, you, or anyone else.

If one or multiple jerks engage or escalate, simply state in a firm and direct manner that you "are NOT looking for a fight, are well within your rights to defend yourself, and no matter the outcome (Win or Lose) you will press criminal charges to the fullest extent of the law!"

Instruct your girl to immediately dial 911 and make sure she does it without hesitation. Command her if necessary! Remind these knuckle-draggers that your gang of law enforcement backup is on the way and get prepared to defend yourself. AT THE SAME TIME CONTINUE TO EXPAND THE DISTANCE between you and the horde of ruffians.

The purpose is that you at ALL TIMES are avoiding a physical altercation. They are NOW pursuing you. If they continue to close the gap, again shout to them that YOU ARE WALKING AWAY, the POLICE are EN ROUTE, and you are NOT A THREAT to them.

If they attack anyway, defend yourself to the best of your ability. If it goes to the ground and you are overwhelmed, be sure to go fetal position to protect your vital organs, your face, and head. It’s going to hurt a bit and you will be sore, but now you have ALL the evidence you need to press charges to the fullest extent of the law.

You will have to press charges. It completes the incident. You have still defended your girl and turned a bad situation into a legal victory for you, your girl, and the rest of America.

[–]slappysq63 points64 points  (14 children) | Copy

defend yourself to the best of your ability

Shooting all of them to the ground at this point is also appropriate.

[–]rebuildingMyself17 points18 points  (1 child) | Copy

High noon style

[–]pehsxten4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lmfao. I nearly died picturing this.

[–]BewareTheOldMan13 points14 points  (10 children) | Copy

Shooting all of them to the ground at this point is also appropriate.

What - you strapped? Do you have a legal permit to carry a weapon? Are you completely certain of maximum range/effective range of your weapon? Do you have complete understanding of ballistics, muzzle velocity, and engaging targets in limited visibility under stressful conditions? Are you 100% CERTAIN of your ability to identify threat/non-threat targets? Are you prepared for the police to secure your weapon, run ballistics and forensic tests to ensure you were justified in using your weapon?

More importantly...what if they start shooting?

Are you 100% CERTAIN ALL your rounds will affect the appropriate target and NOT hit innocent bystanders...because innocent bystanders and their families sue you for everything you're worth AND your future earnings.

The smartest man carrying a weapon is the man who HAS a weapon (on his person) and smart enough NOT to use it EXCEPT in the most SEVERE and EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES.

That's a lot of responsibility for an "ass slap."

[–]slappysq16 points17 points  (6 children) | Copy

Reading comprehension.

First, you only start shooting once a reasonable person would believe that you’re in danger of grievous bodily harm. Six on one assault is deadly force and this is therefore a severe and extreme circumstance.

Second, yes to all the hyperventilating nannypants shit you posted. I’ve paid the right “permit fees” (bribes) to carry a gun my state, I practice, and I’m fast and accurate enough.

[–]BewareTheOldMan3 points4 points  (4 children) | Copy

I agree with you relating the six guys versus one man can be considered deadly force, hence a firearm is reasonable.

The other "nannypants" nonsense is real-life, true-to-shit deadly stuff.

Real Talk - I know of very few men who can pull that off WITHOUT ERROR in that situation. So if you're fast and accurate - at least IPSC/world record-accurate/John Wick level-type action...then more power to you.

If you can do EVERYTHING I mentioned plus a bit more, then you and your girl have nothing to worry about.

Men discussing real-life scenarios is much better than some of the stuff posted in many of these Subs. OP asked a very good question.

[–]slappysq10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy

I know of very few men who can pull that off WITHOUT ERROR in that situation. So if you're fast and accurate - at least IPSC/world record-accurate/John Wick level-type action...then more power to you.

If you can do EVERYTHING I mentioned plus a bit more, then you and your girl have nothing to worry about.

Contrary to movies, civilians tagging innocent bystanders in defensive shootings virtually never happens, and if it does, those injuries/deaths are on the attacker, not the defender that hit them, as long as the reasonable person standard was met.

The notion that people carrying defensive firearms have to have FBI HRT levels of training otherwise they will go to jail in any defensive shooting is a myth promulgated by those that hate civilians carrying weapons because they hate weapons in general, not because carrying those weapons is actually hazardous to the public.

[–]BewareTheOldMan2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

...those injuries/deaths are on the attacker, not the defender that hit them...

That's good information. I will check into that a bit more. I don't expect any situation to escalate to the point previously described, but still...good to know.

I love guns. I am all about it. I see them as a necessary benefit and countermeasure to unfortunate evil and your base-level Bad Guy. My only concern is with people using them indiscriminately versus in a discriminate manner.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

As a lawyer I am going to jump in here and saying you guys are making a lot of asinine comments that you really have no idea about.

First, all of this is subjective and depends completely on your states specific laws. There's no such thing as universal laws when it comes to self defense and use of firearms. Generally, just because it's 6 on 1 does not in itself create a reasonable belief that you're in fear for your life. It's totally fact and circumstance specific and would require a much more detailed analysis as to what those 6 guys said and actually did.

I'm also not sure where you got the rule that any deaths are on the attacker from. Did you take that from a tv show? Does your jurisdiction have really favorable self defense laws? Just because someone attacks you generally doesn't mean you can pull out a firearm and start spraying bullets everywhere and then be like "yeah I mean I killed 5 innocent bystanders but the dude made me think he was gonna kill me so it's his fault that I recklessly started shooting everywhere." Maybe some states have much more permissive criminal statutes but self defense doesn't equal a right to recklessly put others at risk. I really hope people don't read your comments and then make a huge life altering mistake because they read something written by someone who doesn't know what they're talking about

[–]BewareTheOldMan2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Finally! A true-to-life attorney adds to the discussion and debate...

[–]shredzro5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

"I'm fast and accurate."

Lmfao everyone thinks this.

[–]Throwawaysteve1234561 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Depending on your jurisdiction, doing what you suggest would result in major jail time. You couldn't claim self defence. You would just be fucked.

[–]Smigg_e1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Unless they're cold blooded psycho bath murderers than they probably won't shoot you if you disengage. Engaging the conflict is how you get them to shoot. Walking away and deescalating the situation would diffuse anything.

[–]scrodzilla1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you’re in a”stand your ground” state, yeah. You should look up which one you’re in right now in case it comes up.

http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-law-basics/states-that-have-stand-your-ground-laws.html

If not, you’re in a duty to retreat state which means high tail it out of there.

[–]empatheticapathetic25 points26 points  (2 children) | Copy

Fuck all of that. Risk of getting beaten up and end up in the fetal position, she's leaving you after that anyway. Just tell em to fuck off and walk away like he did.

[–]BewareTheOldMan3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Just tell em to fuck off and walk away like he did.

That was the very first step in the process.

If someone disrespects your girl, handle it right then and there by informing them it was disrespectful and keep moving. Do NOT allow the opportunity for them to respond or engage further.

OP handled the situation properly. He responded and got away from the situation. There was no issue with his response. The rest of the steps/actions apply ONLY if the street bums escalate the situation.

Every sane, safe, and appropriate action involves getting your girl and yourself AWAY from the situation. Did you guys not read the whole process? It ALSO included initiating POLICE RESPONSE. You will NOT win in a Gang Fight of "one man versus the world."

It is a technique - NOT WRITTEN IN STONE. Modify as necessary to fit the situation. ALWAYS get "your gang" which is LAW ENFORCEMENT RESPONSE. It's one of the reasons we pay taxes. I ALSO included follow up to ensure these knuckleheads learn the lesson. You don’t win on the street. You beat street thugs in a courtroom!

You guys are overthinking this situation and my recommendations. It's YOUR RESPONSBITY to ensure your woman's and YOUR OWN personal safety. That's it. This is NOT about TRP nonsense. This is real-life application to a possible scenario. The entire point is focused on a swift and quick response and getting the hell out of there! OP was correct from the start. I NEVER said he did anything wrong in his actions.

Good Grief! Pay attention Guys.

[–]shredzro4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You're not wrong. I've been in many fights, even fights with cops (at bars but they were off duty and tbh I got lucky because they could've fucked me up). Group fights are not like the movies where the people come one after the other it just all happens at once. These fucking three story house frat boys on here think they can handle anything. The cops is a better turn. You're right.

[–]Heathcliff-- 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy

You can only ever pull something off like this if you have the presence, physical frame and look of someone who can defend themselves.

If these guys are picking on you or your gf then you look like an easy target. When you try to diffuse the situation in the way described above you will be a) laughed at by everyone involved and b) escalating the situation. The 6 dudebros aren't going to see you defending yourself, but rather rising to their challenge and giving them the drama they want. Your girlfriend is going to see you mateguarding like a little bitch and biting off more than you can chew like an idiot.

She doesn't want an idiot jealous leader does she? Attraction fades, ever so slightly.

This is what is known as a lose/lose situation. You can never really come out of it as a winner, but there are better options than others.

a) "being reasonable" ----> lose respect of all involved, lose most respect from your girlfriend because she thinks you're an idiot and feminine.

b) "honey badger" , turn around, bear fangs and flip out on the guy like a wild motherfucker. Call their bluff and try to make them back down. Let them know you're drunker and crazier that night and most of the time, the guys will just be fucking about and too pussy to actually do anything.

It's a risky strategy though, because they can respond the other way.

Fights go one of three ways: the poser fluffs their feathers and backs down when they are re-challenged, or the fight starts but is broken up by outsiders very quickly, or the fight starts unimpeded.

Depends on what you look like and how scary you are, you may want to go for this option and you could have a decent success rate, but once again, if you're a strong motherfucker guys won't mess with you like this anyway. If you're a weak shit this option will just get you laughed at.

So if you flip the coin and this works, the payoff is amazing, everyone thinks you're a badass motherfucker and your girlfriend will be licking your asshole for the next week.

But if you try this and fail you can end up dead. Or at least seriously fucked up.

However, it's always situation dependent. If you're in a public place or there are people in the vicinity then go ahead and bark louder, the aggressor will never want to start something where trouble can get led back to him.

Or even better, start the fight. Almost every other fight I've been in or seen has ended with the crowd breaking it up, especially between strangers. Bruises and cuts but nothing serious.

You do this and the fight ends in a draw and your friends and girlfriend still think you're a badass.

You do this and the fight ends badly for you and you live, well you're still a badass in the eyes of your girlfriend, she thinks you're stupid but cool anyway, and she loves being protected and fought over.

Buy you also could have a permanently fractured skull and a limp.

So overall, option B is a better option than option A, but still not a great option overall; it's high payout: risk ratio leaves it too unreliable to really attempt, unless you know you have factors in play that will sway the outcome (e.g. the guys are drunk, you've done this before, there are people around, they look like weird pussies, they're gangbangers).

Some men will do the snap calculation weighing up the odds on and commit to an action right away. Others will hesitate and miss the opportunity for most effective action.

But I still think there's a better option, and OP already knows it.

c) Admit Defeat.

In fact, accepting that you lose to these guys and there's no good way of coming out well in this scenario is probably the smartest overall choice. The other two options either end out badly for you or are too risky.

With this method, you just ignore it and walk on like you did. The dudebros don't get their entertainment, your girlfriend thinks less of you. She thinks you're a coward, but she doesn't think you're an idiot.

You will notice her respond to you differently after and you'll get a mental black mark in her book, remember, women want men to be literal brave heroes in shining armor, they all think they should eventually end up with one... but it won't be as bad as if she thinks you're a total mate-guarding pussy who doesn't know how to respond to a challenge, or if you end up with your face caved in.

In fact, not mateguarding is probably the best way to get her guessing... yeah she thinks you're a pussy for not doing anything to protect her , but then she second guesses and wonders if you really care about her enough to protect her at all... (queue your gf asking you for more commitment later).

And hours later on, when you're talking about it, you can very rationally explain to her that those guys were just baiting you into a fight and it would have ended very badly had you done anything and she'd probably prefer it if you kept your pretty face intact.

She's not so stupid she won't understand and accept.

So even though it's not immediate, this line pays off the best, and is more reliably useful.

So TL:DR; OP you did the right thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Wow you're a very thoughful guy

[–]UniversalFapture1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Women hopefully don’t think im superman . I know my limits. I can’t fight the world

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

This

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Hey man, I appreciate your thorough reply. I prefer this over the witty/aggressive comebacks because it handles the situation well and shows maturity. Cheers.

Although, this would have been a victory for a different country.

[–]NavyBlueCrow1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

what if they hit u and just run? how to get them then?

[–]InvaluableTool-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Then you can be the one that cries and gets all the sympathy sex. Jk, no wait, no I'm not.

If you stand up for your woman's honor and you get punched, how is that not worth it?

[–]InvaluableTool-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

I'm disappointed this isn't the top comment. This is what a man does once he's thought it through. This is 100% excellent advice.

[–]Future_Alpha-2 points-1 points  (7 children) | Copy

what about getting into his face a bit and telling him that it is not cool. then backing up and doing what you said?

[–]BigThickLongAndHard12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

Great way to get sucker punched

[–]BewareTheOldMan1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy

what about getting into his face a bit...

Negative - that's a big NO GO. In the modern-era, escalating a situation could bring you as much or more culpability than the jerks who started the fight. BREAK CONTACT. Safety is paramount. There are guys out here who don't care if you live or die right there in the street. That's not a chance you want to take.

If someone disrespects your girl, handle it right then and there by informing them it was disrespectful and keep moving. Do NOT allow the opportunity for them to respond or engage further.

OP handled the situation properly. He responded and got away from the situation. There was no issue with his response. The rest of the steps/actions apply ONLY if the street bums escalate the situation.

Every sane, safe, and appropriate action involves getting your girl and yourself AWAY from the situation. It ALSO included initiating POLICE RESPONSE. You will NOT win in a Gang Fight of "one man versus the world."

It is a technique - NOT WRITTEN IN STONE. Modify as necessary to fit the situation. ALWAYS get "your gang" which is LAW ENFORCEMENT RESPONSE. It's one of the reasons we pay taxes. I ALSO included follow up to ensure these knuckleheads learn the lesson. You don’t win on the street. You beat street thugs in a courtroom!

You guys are overthinking this situation and my recommendations. It's YOUR RESPONSBITY to ensure your woman's and YOUR OWN personal safety. That's it. This is NOT about TRP nonsense. This is real-life application to a possible scenario. The entire point is focused on a swift and quick response and getting the hell out of there!

[–]Future_Alpha1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy

i fully understand your perspective. this would likely be my response as well. however, i wonder, wouldn't 'running away' from a fight be percieved as cowardly by the girl?

[–]yes_we_can_t3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Who gives a shit?

[–]Future_Alpha1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

well if she sees a man as 'cowardly' she's more likely to cheat/break up with him.

[–]shredzro2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Everyone here is getting the wrong idea. Women don't want a man too be "brave," and chestbump their way too manliness. The whole point of women looking for strong men is safety. Cavemen days safety was fighting and killing eachother but that's no longer the issue. Women don't look for who can kill who even back then. They just needed PROTECTION. If you turn around and try to fight these guys you not only placed you in danger but her as well. All for what? "Mah pride!" "She will think of me as badass!" No. Even the most rational of people would think "he just put you in danger over an ass slap."

Women need PROTECTION. Women WANT PROTECTION. Sure fighting can provide protection but it's NOT what they want.

[–]BewareTheOldMan0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

...perceived as cowardly by the girl?

What the girl thinks is not important. Her safety, your safety, and survival are paramount. She and her father will thank you. I would not think less of any man who is smart enough to keep my daughter from getting injured or killed, except maybe to be more aware of "street conditions" and always have a plan of action.

We have the benefit of post-analysis and review sitting in the comfort of our home behind a keyboard. OP was smart to keep it moving.

An explanation to the girl comes later if needed. It's not running away if you have no idea what you're up against.

I've dealt with guys like that before. Their actions go to "mob mentality" and nothing more. This actually makes them the real cowards versus bothering a guy and his woman who are just out for a nice night. That's the world we live in - somebody trying to be "more Alpha" than the next guy. That's not Alpha Behavior. Even Betas don't sink that low. It's low-level, punk-ass behavior.

I suspect these same guys would be thoroughly upset, angry, and ready to fight any guy who did the same thing to their daughter, wife, mother, aunt, or girlfriend.

[–]Billybetaboy21 points22 points  (0 children) | Copy

I have a friend who got his ass wooped by 3 guys because they did same thing to his GF. he tried to back away, they kept coming at him until they striked the first punch at him. His GF left him for being a pussy and not try to fight them.. They beat him up bad and he pressed charges.

I hope your GF is more mature then his.

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor62 points63 points  (7 children) | Copy

He committed sexual assault. Call the police. See how he likes to be chained up and tossed into a cage.

While I'm not exactly someone you would want to fight, I've stopped doing it unless absolutely necessary. I spent too much time with the military--fighting gets people killed. It's not a game for civil life. I pay a lot of taxes and I expect some services in return. This is one of those services.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy

Could not agree more. Spent 6 years active duty, got in lots of fights while enlisted, chest beating man-ape bullshit. Hit the civilian life with that same attitude and it's a whole different ball game.

"Fighting gets people killed." 100% the truth.

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children) | Copy

Thanks for the advice.

I think in this situation by the time the police have arrived the guys would have been long gone. And then we're wasting time trying to press charges (which would probably further upset the LTR as we'd have to go over the incident) against some guys the police will likely not even find, don't you think?

Would it be wise to ask for his name? That was at least the police would have something to work with.

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor8 points9 points  (3 children) | Copy

I think in this situation by the time the police have arrived the guys would have been long gone.

If it was a bit more balanced, I probably would have taunted them to keep them there. At 6 to 1 though, probably not. So I'm not going to criticize at all.

(which would probably further upset the LTR as we'd have to go over the incident

You don't actually have to press charges to greatly inconvenience them. The arrest alone makes their night miserable plus the cops will look for other reasons to roll them. Cops don't like assholes (despite some of the younger ones being assholes). In some jurisdictions, if it comes to her having to actually press charges, I would agree for an offense like this they've probably already paid the ticket, so to speak, and just drop it.

police will likely not even find, don't you think?

Take their picture. If you can get a license plate, then it's game on. Cops LOVE that game--find the asshole leaving the scene of an investigation. That's like entertainment on a otherwise boring night filled with drunk drivers and jackasses beating their wives. Mind you, this all works better if you aren't drunk, but even if you are, be pleasant. Even when some of them get thuggy, cops really do usually think they are doing good. Taking down bigheaded assholes that slap asses just' cause is high on their list of men to emasculate. Use their need to be needed.

Would it be wise to ask for his name?

Yes. But mostly because that's a centering moment for them.

Again, tint this all with the hue of the situation. Obviously, getting in a pit fight with six drunks isn't a good bet, even if you can put down some serious hurt. And don't really even do it for justice--women don't give a shit about that and you might actually come off as butthurt. However, for entertainment and excitement? Fuck yes. I have literally said, "let's get this asshole arrested," shortly before pulling over because of a road rage incident. It ended with him arrested and the girly I was with thought it was all great fun when it was over.

Finally, I will never, never, ever judge you for running. Life is more important than dick sizing contests and there are plenty of women out there. War is for winning; fight only when you plan on winning.

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Thanks for your analysis and reply. Really appreciate it. Hopefully something like this doesn't happen again, but at least then I'll be better prepared.

Lastly, do you have any advice if LTR wants to talk about it in the coming days?

[–]Senior Endorsedmax_peenor2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Alas, I don't have a good answer to this because I tend to just fire this sort of shit from the hip, which will gather you mixed results. Being an old fuck, I can share stories and maybe there is a lesson there.

So a story: there was another road rage incident where my memory was clearly different than Legal Cohabiting Female's. So for the record, I'm not big road rage guy; I'm a "road WTF guy." You'll get the "what the fuck are you doing" look from me but I immediately move on with my life. I strongly recommend this to everyone, because frankly everyone fucks up on the road from time to time and there is no good reason to break frame because someone wasn't looking that one time. Nevertheless, I had this guy that took issue with my WTF look and insisted on the pull over thing.

My memory was that I got out of the car and defused the situation, where LCF cursed the shit out of him until I separated them and the situation was over. She has retold the story three times (that I know about) and all three times it goes like this: "Max was about to beat the shit out of this guy and I had to do something about it before he went to jail." Uh, no, but thanks for the cool points. In retrospect, I think it was the fact that I was ice cold and those two were emotional that probably made this impression. I have many times been told how scary I was from her and others when all I did was just stand there--stoic and giving very terse words at most. Don't be a hissy fit bitch and let hamsters do heavy lifting for you when possible.

Now the funny part of this incident. Like I said, I don't remember my pending beatdown on this fucktard, but I do remember LCF and him cursing at each other. When we got back in our car and drove off, I asked her, "so, let me get this straight. He agreed that he was an asshole and you agreed you were a little hasty in calling him an asshole. Is that what just happened?" She replied, "Yup." Ok then.

[–]ex_addict_bro1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Lastly, do you have any advice if LTR wants to talk about it in the coming days?

Never ever show a single insecurity, take ownership ("yes, this is what I did, perhaps we need to change our route or take the cab, there is no way I am going to win with a group of 6 guys") and remember that you can get another girl.

But you can't get another body, another healthy limb, or another life when in jail.

Fuck that shit man. You've handled this situation properly. You did not get into fight.

[–]beastmodeking11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

Maybe I'm wrong but the sex diffused it for that moment but once it was over and she has time to think I would assume the thoughts of you two not being exclusive and that dude slapping her ass are back on her mind again. Sex was a temporary fix. Damn I'm not sure how I would have handled that situation though sucks you had to deal with assholes.

[–]clint_bronson12 points13 points  (0 children) | Copy

I usually avoid getting myself in these types of situations as much as possible. Does that mean you don't get to go out at night? Well, it means you need to be sure where you're going, and even then there might be a group of guys that pull this shit.

I remember i was out with a group of mostly girls, and they wanted to go to this place, where i've witnessed people getting beat up and had rocks thrown at me, so yeah i decided i wasn't going and told them why, they said they were going anyway, saying i was making a big deal out of it and the place wasn't so bad.

I can't be sure if it was that very same night, but during that weekend, a guy got stabbed at that place, and later died in the hospital, because of a situation just like you described, a girl got her ass slapped, guy confronts slapper and then gets stabbed. Just like that, a life lost over a slap in the ass.

If you're going to be walking around town at night, either know where you're going or with a larger group of people. And honestly, if i lived in the US, i would always carry a gun with me.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

"Yeah be happy bro that's all you going to get tonight"

Also I always have pepper spray and a knive on me.

[–]MRPFuckMe117 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy

That's a no-win situation. You would've got your ass thoroughly kicked--or worse. Your girl did not feel protected. You did the best you could though.

[–]blister3333 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

yea this is an awful situation, nothing you can really do. maybe a&a?

[–]eyemanuguy9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Ask the dude to slap your ass, then do this:https://youtu.be/lpLvrxTa6aQ?t=46

[–]mrpoopistan7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy

and he said "yeah? What's he gonna do about it?"

I'd have gone with something like, "Shit, looks like she already handled you."

Defuse the situation, de-escalate. There's nothing to be gained from engaging in this shit.

He's already proven himself a bit of a loser. Women recognize this behavior not as "caveman" game, but as a form of sexual intimidation that's born of a fear of women. They encounter it all the time, and this dude, I guarantee, did nothing to impress her or create trouble for you.

He's alone and sexless, and she snapped at him because he was acting out of his station as a sexless loser.

All is well. Sometimes you have to impress a woman with a demonstration of self-control and a capacity to stay focused on the big picture rather than minor moments.

[–]Throwawaysteve1234567 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

VERY tough situation to be in. I've got a very lengthy mma background, and I wouldn't have done anything more than you: 6-1 you have no chance, period. Unless you have a decent weapon on you (baseball bat for example), and few people are around, your best bet is to do nothing. Countless men have been beaten to a pulp in this situation. If there were lots of people around, I'd rally a crowd and try and fight them (yelling what happened would have a pretty good response in most cities). If it's just you guys, you're fucked either way. All you can do is save face afterwards. There is no scenario where you come up as a winner, and your health is worth more than anything else.

[–]bickisnotmyname1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is the right answer.

[–]ioncehadsexinapool6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

“Awwww poor lil dude can’t get any by himself?”

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

We walked away because well, I'm not about to get into a fight against 6 guys. She started crying and I just held her for a while - she was pretty upset.

She's exaggerating how upset she is.

She wanted you to fight, and then she wanted to fuck the winner - even if it's not you. Understand the "let's you and him fight" dynamic that women impose on you, and don't fall for it.

DO NOT DEFEND HER HONOUR. She has none, and it's not your job to be injured to defend her from.... a slap that doesn't change whether you win or lose.

You have to not let her bait you into defending her. She'll be fine. You could die. And for what?

So what should I do in such situations?

If she's not in mortal danger, you just walk away. Listen but don't sympathise too much. Don't let what happened to her put you into emotional tampon mode.

Obviously I can't ignore it

Yes you can. You absolutely can.

Maybe say something like "I think he missed my ass cos he looks like a massive faggot" to her loud enough for him to hear?

And provoke 6 guys?

Look... if you start this shit, you're legally responsible (his actions to your GF make no difference in court) - you either lose on the street or you lose in court. Either way you lose.

And any which way, she got her ass slapped. She probably secretly enjoyed it.

She's not yours, it's just your turn. Behave accordingly.

[–]GuestsGetGreens3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

I’d keep walking but tell his friends, “ maybe you should take that guy home. He’s out here sexually assaulting women and he’s probably going to ruin your night.” I’d use the mob mentality against him. His friends will either realize what he’s done and gang up on him, or yell back at you. If they choose to pursue you, keep walking but don’t run. If they pursue, call the cops. Obviously stay in crowded areas that are well lit.

[–]MetalliMunk2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

My thought is I would ask the guy in the group to apologize to her (from a distance).

If he disregards it, I'd pull out my phone and fake call 911 out loud to report an assault and say that there are multiple men injured, name the spot, and then it end with "Yes officer, I'll still be here in 10 minutes." Pocket your phone and approach them ready to go while maintaining a good amount of distance.

Either they risk staying and having to interact with the police or they leave. If they ditch, you go back to your girl and say you faked the call. The confidence along with taking action will make her feel like she was defended well.

Every situation is unique but I think showing how they are cowards and how you tricked them would give you points with your girl.

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I think the apology wouldn't be a good idea, they wouldn't apologise and you'd look even weaker.

However, the fake phone call isn't such bad idea. There have been great courses of action on handling this situation already posted here but like you said "the confidence along with taking action will make her feel she was defended well."

[–]Thizzlebot2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

oh shit the 4chan scenario came to life

[–]mrHappyPotatoe3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

You dont go wolve's den with a raw meat.

[–]topapito2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Whatever brought you to this event, whether you were walking in a position where her ass was readily available to any bystander which is a failure in itself, whether you made the wrong choice to walk through the wrong group, or once in the middle of the event, made the wrong decision by punking out.

Your reaction should have been to smack the dude, Regardless of whether it was 6 people or 100. Nothing like a loud smack across the face to awaken someone. Yeah, then if a beating was coming, you take that beating like a man. Broken teeth and all.

Your choices put you in this situation, and your choices made you lose a lot of face to yourself and girlfriend. Learn to take a beating. Seriously, boxing, martial arts, learn to take a beating. Join the fightclub.

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Nah man, I'm not gonna put myself in danger over an ass slap. I like my face and teeth and people die over street brawls - I'm not about to. If I lose face and she ends it with me I'd still would've done the exact same.

[–]sd4c0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Your reaction should have been to smack the dude, Regardless of whether it was 6 people or 100. Nothing like a loud smack across the face to awaken someone. Yeah, then if a beating was coming, you take that beating like a man. Broken teeth and all.

This. We’ve all lost plenty of teeth, they were called baby teeth. Some kids, like this guy (OP), get two sets they need to lose before becoming an adult.

Women rationalize, make excuses. A man, ALWAYS takes responsibility for his bad decisions. Whether that is bringing a VIP (gf, child, mother) into a bad situation- or- not lifting + boxing, judo, etc. Or both.

My advice to OP: join the United States Marine Corps. Or the equivalent, if your nation has one (if they don’t, Uncle Sam still accepts foreign-born applicants). I’m serious. Because a Marine wouldn’t have acted this way. He’d have done as u/topapito said: smack the fucking guy and take your licking .

There is a guy like a Marine, in the heart of every man. It’s up to you, to let him out.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

Shit, I would have pretended not to notice and laugh silently

[–]flatbushwick6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy

That’s cause your a bitch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Thank you kindly, sir.

[–]billybobjoecarl0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I’m sorry man, that dude was a fucking little bitch. Stories like this make me wish knocking people out was legal if aggravated. You could’ve yelled “keep your fuckin hands to yourself” but otherwise not much else sadly

[–]DeathToTheZog0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

A mob of 6 vs 1, where you could end up getting booted in the dome until you are killed, and for what? Op played it right.

[–]Zanford0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

You handled it well. Getting into a fight with 6 guys would get your ass beat hard. (And getting into a fight with 1 guy would get you a night in prison.) The sad reality of modern Western society is there's not a lot you can do; once the damage is done of the groping, you don't have a realistic way of getting frontier justice.

Your girl bringing up your other plates is evidence she is NOT that traumatized by the incident. She was using it as an excuse to bring up something unrelated. Playing Damsel in Distress and seeing it as an opportune time to take advantage of your protector instinct so she could extract confessions from you.

Handle it the way you would handle it without the ass slap incident. Which is to say, if you want to keep seeing other girls you will need to stick to your guns.

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Yep, I could see that convenient timing from a mile away. Thanks TRP.

[–]sd4c0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Then we agree more than we disagree. I’ve written posts about the massive risks of a LTR. The only upside, is that which you can’t get elsewhere: your own kids.

As you get older it becomes harder and harder to “love”, especially in a romantic sense. You’re just not fooled by the bullshit anymore. For one, I see that ever since the Pill, women hand out pussy like french fries.

What they don’t hand out, is their womb. That’s the gold standard of a woman’s love: will she conceive, bear, and raise healthy children for you? If she won’t, or can’t, you’re not “winning” (in my opinion).

Your reticence to have kids is understandable. I had it in spades, myself. It was actually when I stopped believing in “love” entirely, that I decided to pursue as much of a “natural” lifestyle as possible. Diet, training, avoiding plastics, pollution, gadgets, etc.

Who was I to challenge Mother Nature, we were given an entire system of our body for one purpose. Who was I, to act smarter than evolution- and proclaim I know better, that I don’t need to use those parts.

Turned out to be a phenomenally good decision. But YMMV.

[–]LordThunderbolt-1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy

Maybe if you lifted and actually looked dangerous, this wouldn't happen... But that's most likely false right? Lifting and getting big increases your chances of getting fucked with and disrespected

[–]ArjunaMeiz[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Hey man, you shouldn't assume every AskTRP post is from a beginner. I lift hard and have the body to prove it. Doesn't change the fact that there were 6 guys there.

[–]downwego1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I know what you mean dude. I'm pretty big and scary(random scars) and I've had dudes slap a girl's ass I was with while she was on my shoulders and my shirt is off. Shit is confusing. Granted girls were slapping her ass too.

[–]LordThunderbolt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

There's a difference between being shredded and small, and am being big and yoked with some fat on. Nobody in the jungle cares about your abs or chest situations... Your size on the other hand...

[–]ex_addict_bro-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

Stop being insecure. You handled it well. Getting yourself beaten up because of some stupid ho that you aren't even exclusive with...

Her reaction was good IMO.

You can screw this only if you start acting insecure. And it looks like you do.

Of course she shit tested you.

On the other hand, perhaps you don't lift enough. Maybe if you looked bigger they wouldn't be so brave.



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