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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I will see them fall. Meanwhile I’m doing something interesting.
[–]thotless_rat_bastard16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A mug like that makes my cock shrivel up like I jumped in ice water!
[–]trseeker1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dick shrivels faster than if you got chucked dick first into a wood chipper.
[–]Tyranid_Swarmlord13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, good for her then.
Being single is good afterall, something we should all do.
[–]i_hate_rules_bish53 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" -Dr. Dre
[–]ThanatopsisRex3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Count me as dull.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny. I’m amazing but I don’t see myself wanting to change that🤔
[–]kyledontcare1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let them self-destruct. The world will be a better place afterwards.
[–]cpujockey1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
wtf movie was that from?
[–]coocootcooter2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crybaby
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sweet fucking Jesus, what festering crevice of hell shat that unspeakable atrocity out?
[–]liberalbutnotcrazy0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s from the movie Cry Baby, a John Waters film from 1990
The characters name is literally called “Hatchet Face”
[–]hollybegin0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You're single? So am I and there's no amount of "amazing" capable of changing that". Use their bullshit rethoric against them and move on.
[–]Ipride3620 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh dear Jesus kill it with fire
[–]Dargalo040 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahahahaha
[–]CreativePepper90 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am amazing, but I'd like to keep my amazingness for myself, thanks.
[–]friendlycoffeefiend-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why are you making fun of her for enjoying being single when you enjoy being single?
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why are you making fun of her for enjoying being single
We're not.
We're making fun of her for being conceited and deluded. She's a 2 out of 10 woman who thinks she's entitled to a 9 out of 10 man.
I hope that clarifies things for you.
[–]ThanatopsisRex5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not about her enjoying being single (which she doesn't), but the subtext of "I will not settle for YOU, loser." She's throwing down on all the little men who she considers unworthy of her.
[–]camknight151 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’ve got some pretty terrible comprehension skills
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