Ex-gf who I haven't seen since 2017 slid into my social media inbox. I didn't chit chat, got straight to the point, told her to come over, and that I wanted to fuck her.
Two days later she turned up to my place in a skimpy dress looking sexy as fuck. Made a move, she put up tons of resistance, doesn't even want me to touch her, then tried to get me to use my credit card to buy Apple Storage online (WTF LOL). I said no.
Then she talked about how hungry she was, I didn't have much in my place and she didn't want the food I cooked for myself, she them suggested that I order a pizza from down the road. I told her I didn't have any cash and if she has the money to go ahead and buy a pizza if she wants, I went on to eat my dinner in front of her and told her she was welcomed to some. She declined.
I wasn't seeing any pussy so I fired up my laptop and began working on a paid project. I wasn't about to let a bitch that wasn't putting out get in the way of billing for a quick $20.
About 90 minutes into her visit she blurts out "this doesn't make any sense" and leaves.
Her visit didn't throw me off at all. Once I realized she was all about a hustle and no sex, I continued on as if she wasn't there and she left. I'm still laughing.
Should I buy a pizza and post it on social media to rub it in her face :-D
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