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[–]Matthew1565183 points84 points85 points 5 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
How dare we greet people with a smile
[–]SaveMyElephants58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
If you’re unattractive never smile at people, it’s creepy
[–]Drawrtist12330 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I don't even smile anymore. Remember, attractiveness is subjective and changes person to person. Don't risk it...
[–]JandPB7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Is it actually subjective though? There’s actually a lot of science behind it
[–]Drawrtist1239 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes, it's subjective to women - one woman may be attracted to you, another one may not be - and there isn't any way to be 100% certain what one it is, 100% of the time. 2% is still a chance that it will fuck you over. You walk past 100 women, even as the hottest man on earth, there is bound to be one that doesn't find you attractive for one reason or another... Look her way and BOOM. Rape. Or whatever it is now a days. That's what I mean by subjective.
[–]JandPB1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And of that 2% what’s the likelihood they’re going to post about “almost raped” on tumblr?
[–]Drawrtist1234 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who can truly tell? Prevention is the best course of action. Life is about choices, and being away of the possibilities and making a decision on your self interest is the best course of action. If someone wants to take the risks, they can go ahead. I'll just be over here telling people not to bother in any way - no matter the chances - because otherwise nothing will change.
[–]255113673253258694521 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is definitely subjective, but some things are almost universal. Emphasis on almost.
[–]Devil_Nights7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can also find you retroactively unattractive, thus transforming the friendly hello in to sexual harassment.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also, don't not smile because that's also creepy.
[–]Baldrbaldr1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So let's go to Mars. Not even kidding.
[–]TheJoestarDescendant4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be fair it is like that in Russia, or so I heard. Smiles are only reserved for friends and family there.
[–]Baldrbaldr0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perhaps that's exactly the way it should be. What's with baring your teeth to a total stranger? Seems creepy. Hostile even.
[–]Tre_Walker2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn I so enjoy being comfortable with ignoring women now. I don't mind interacting with my female friends a little but in general women on the street get zero respect from me. I owe them nothing not a damn thing, not even a smile or hello. Respect is earned and if I don't know you bitch just keep walking.
[–]silverlions2680 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean it's probably better than the mean mug I give people
[–]kubicas0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smile open mouth cuckface then laugh at ppl.
[–]Mr_M0t0m018 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT
[–]AntiAbleism11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happens all the time.
[–]Pellaeon_redpill10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm disappointed that the words "street harassment" didn't appear in the fictional post.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This does in fact happen, that's why this is funny.
[–]PabloAsscrowbar6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my smile
[–]LordNuts6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless he's chad
[–]crawdaddy98805 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eye rape is rampant nowadays. I feel your pain, stay safe out there ladies.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did ZE just assume Xirs gender and sexual preference in zir post?
...God, I just became dumber after writing that.
[–]SirNecroKnight2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women hate contact if you're not a 8-10/10 Chad. Let's be honest here... but even them, the Chads, they're not safe. #MeToo is an obvious example.
[–]DaunStar1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT man's comic of choice.
[–]guzman_hemi1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]UnimatrixBinary1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's not just wymin though, I find most people to be miserable and they hate the truly happy people.
I'm a naturally optimistic person, I cheer through life and see the positive aspects of things. I have received immense hatred from sad people "why are you so happy? weirdo!", "why are you always smiling?!", even "what's wrong with you being always happy?!", from the same people who rant and complain all the time. Sometimes I ask them "and why do you always look sad?"
I suppose different people's brains are wired differently, some are wired to be optimistic and others are wired to be pessimistic, there is little we can do about it.
[–]Baldrbaldr-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, it's a choice.
[–]Xplosion731 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice me 😥.......(what every woman says to herself)
[–]kaczan31 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, I don't great them and I'm a creep for ignoring them, denying them attention.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is one of the most honest things to ever be posted on Reddit.
[–]Freefrombitches1230 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Morning saggy tits
Women don't deserve a smile. That is a form of attention.
[–]1v1crown0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mind virus.
[–]Kart0ffel0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she found him attractive, she wouldn't have done this.
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