To my mother, who thought sewing needles were a good disciplinary tool. Who thought punches, biting, screaming, insulting, and refusing to apologize or admit fault, ever was good parenting- Happy Mother's Day.

To the mom next door who I can hear screaming at her kids and also just to herself in her kitchen about how "sick of it" she is, Happy Mother's Day.

Now, for those of you who actually had an honest to goodness actual MOM, like a real mom (tv moms as I always thought of them growing up) well a) Happy Mother's Day (legitimately, not sarcastically) to you and her and b) You better fucking appreciate it cause I and any others here yearned for that shit for like 20 years.

Oh, and don't worry guys, I'm 'over it' now so I don't need any sympathy, advice or words of consolation. It's all good. I don't even really hold much of it against her tbh; I understand where it all came from. Still sucked but I get it. Just making a point that you'll never see in the mainstream world: a lot of mother's fucking SUCK.